Chapter 139: The Disgusting Reproduction Process
Missing your hometown is an emotion, but more often than not, emotions just linger in your heart and don't really affect real life.
The same is true for Nanmao, but some emotions will still change some daily routines in life, for example, Nanmao is finally no longer too sensitive to Tang An's physical contact with her in daily life.
After all, I have been on Tang'an and ridden Tang'an.
"These stupid humans will only shout words like moe, cute, and moe, and one day, when they succumb to the rule of this king, they will understand that they are not qualified to use such words to describe this king. Nan Mao commented on Bo with an expressionless face, "When facing something with an attitude of appreciation and affection, it is often the mood when they think they are in a state of superiority and comfort, and when they are kept in captivity to become slaves at the bottom of the empire, they must only let out trembling screams and feel fear in the figure of the king." ”
A picture came to the mind of the southern cat, a huge white cat, stretching out its paws to turn the earth, and the human beings on the earth were in such a situation, trembling and screaming like the end of the world.
Such a picture is satisfying, Nan Cat nodded, and took a sip of milk.
"When can you give me the computer?" Tang An stood at the door of Nanmao's room, helplessly occupying the Nanmao of his computer.
Nanmao's comments on two recent videos that are very popular on the Internet, the first video is a little girl standing on a high podium and handing out toys, she has to be called king, and her general's suspected brother is messing around with her.
The other is a video of a local dog running wild with a big white cat, in fact, there are not many videos of dogs carrying cats, which are relatively common, but what is surprising is that when the first video was uploaded, some people found that the running earth dog and the big white cat seemed to have appeared in other sections. So after a few videos of the same protagonist recording in different locations were uploaded to the Internet. People were surprised to find that this local dog was actually carrying a big white cat, from the location of Zhonghai Zoo all the way to the city center, it is simply across half of the city, such a long-distance run is unique.
The reason why these two videos are popular is very simple, the first is because the little girl is very cute, very cute, and there is a general who dotes on her very much, filled with a warm taste, and the second video is of course because the protagonist is a small animal who has made amazing moves, and the big white cat is commanding. The majestic appearance has completely subdued countless cat slaves.
Except for Tang An, Nan Mao and Sang Mengmeng, no one knows that the protagonists of these two videos are actually the same two, just their two forms.
"This is mine!" Nancat said, hugging the keyboard and mouse.
Tang An didn't move the computer when he moved the room a few days late, so he lost the computer and was requisitioned by the Southern Cat King.
Fortunately, in the current military training, Tang An doesn't have much time to play with the computer after returning home at night, and he doesn't care too much. But today is the weekend, and there is a lot of time, so Tang An wants to play games.
Of course, the game is meant to be played at night. He still has something to do during the day, and he said that he would accompany Zhang Yuying and Sang Mengmeng to go shopping.
Still have to find a way to get the computer back from Nanmao's hands, Tang An thought of a way, he didn't have the financial resources to buy a computer that was enough to run those games that were very configurable.
"We play minesweepers. Whoever sweeps more or takes the least time to clear the level will win, and the computer will belong to him. How about it?" Tang An thought about it and said, it is more difficult to defeat Nanmao from other aspects, but Tang An has seen Nanmao play minesweeping once, she is simply in the irregular chaos, to put it bluntly, the very powerful Nanmao King actually can't play minesweeping.
"Don't play. Nan Mao refused without hesitation, and at the same time was unbelievable, "It's originally mine, why should I compete with you to decide who belongs?"
This is the real robber! Tang An arched his hand and expressed his admiration for the robbers of this realm...... Of course, the robbers have achieved a certain realm, and they are generally called kings, and Tang An suddenly discovered the connection between the southern cat and the robbers.
"Do you dare to bet with me?" Tang An thought again.
"Dare. Nancat nodded.
"I bet it's going to rain at noon today!" Tang An said, pointing to the top of his head.
"Oh. Nancat nodded again.
Tang An continued: "You should bet that it won't rain, if it rains, the computer will be mine, if not, I will lose, I won't ask you for a computer." ”
"I know the weather forecast every day. Nan Mao's face was expressionless, "It's okay, just hurry up and go find your little white dog to play, don't bother me." ”
Even if there is no weather forecast, as a small animal, he is also very experienced in judging the weather, and Nan Mao feels that Tang An is still trustworthy sometimes, but most of the time he is in a state where his IQ needs to be replenished by the "Wind Cat".
What's more, today is the weekend, but Tang An actually wants to go out to play with Sang Mengmeng, and he has no intention of taking Nan Mao with him, which makes Nan Mao full of anger towards Tang An.
Although it is not uncommon for Nan Mao to hang out with them at all, the attitude of invitation must be made, and then when they repeatedly invite and Nan Mao impatiently refuses, Tang An can really hang out with Sang Mengmeng.
But it doesn't matter, Nan Mao doesn't care about this at all, not to mention that Sang Mengmeng is already a little with the ability to reproduce, Tang An is an energetic male dog, both sides are dominated by human emotions, and think that a certain so-called emotional foundation is needed to be able to reproduce, although Sang Mengmeng is physically and psychologically prepared, but Tang An has not yet ...... Giving Sang Mengmeng and Tang An a chance to be alone so that they can get together as soon as possible is also very effective in promoting their own conspiracy.
Thinking of this, Nan Mao looked at Tang An with expectant eyes, drove Tang An out of the room, and then closed the door heavily.
Sitting in front of the computer, Nanmao opened a small movie with an expressionless face, turned off the volume, and then patted the mouse hard, this broken computer, it's really annoying!
Just now, I was expecting him and Sang Mengmeng to do what needed to be done as soon as possible. He should be able to feel it, right? Even a dull person wouldn't misunderstand that she wasn't upset that she wasn't hanging out with them, right?Thinking so, Nan Cat nodded, and continued.
The intercourse process between Tang An and Sang Mengmeng should be exactly the same as shown in the movie, but the two staff members in charge of the display in the movie are too ugly and lack beauty...... But there is nothing wrong with this, there is no God, research does not need beauty, only truth.
Tang An probably didn't think so, and he didn't even do the job of getting the liquid from the male turkey. Probably not interested in giving liquid to the female turkey, but no matter how the process of breeding the next generation of male and female together is disgusting than taking liquid from the male turkey, will Tang An accept it?
Some close-up pictures of Nancat, I can't help but be a little worried, it's really difficult... Human reproduction is such a low-level process.
But it still has to be, because it's a must to understand, and what makes Nan Cat feel very paradoxical is why this kind of thing is full of nausea and nausea. And many **** cases in human history are captured through this process?
Humans are incredibly stupid creatures...... Nan Cat raised his hand and touched his tiger hat, thinking to himself.
Tang An didn't take his computer back, slightly annoyed. As a teenager who loves games, loves the Internet, and loves all messy and interesting things, I haven't touched a computer for a week. There is always a feeling of imminent action, as if I have to sit in front of the computer and click around with the mouse for a while. Play games, fan, this will be the same as feeling comfortable.
Anyway, Nanmao doesn't play games, so why don't you get her a cheaper laptop? For example, second-hand N years ago ThinkPad and the like, hundreds of dollars and thousands of dollars.
Hundreds of thousands of dollars are also money, not to mention doing this, I feel a little sorry for the king of the southern cat, Tang An thought about it or forget it.
Coming downstairs, walking out of the living room, and wandering around the yard for a while, Tiger Striker bit a big bone out of nowhere and was running around, like a dog.
couldn't help but look next door, the window and door were closed, since she grabbed Lin Yuling's chest that day, the big star didn't come to harass her neighbors anymore, Tang An hadn't even met her anymore, it was time to go to work after the vacation.
This person is also cheap, she used to be annoying, but now that she has disappeared, Tang An wants to find out what kind of star Lin Yuling is...... Now there are too many celebrities of all kinds, even if they are popular idols, it is normal for Tang An not to know them, such as those combinations of more than a dozen or even dozens at every turn, who remembers who is who.
Forget it, she is not a person of the same world, coupled with her speechless character and behavior, it is good that there is no contact, otherwise it will be unbearable if you meet her.
Tang An knew that he didn't miss Lin Yuling or anything, but he still felt a little sorry for suddenly grabbing her boobs that day.
What a stain on life, Tang An thought depressedly.
"Let's go!"
Sang Mengmeng walked out, and Tang An's eyes couldn't help but light up.
"This is the lolita dress!" The smile on Ann's face, Sang Mengmeng turned around proudly, "You don't look like a little princess?"
Tang An nodded heavily, "Like, very like...... But isn't it a bit too ostentatious to walk down the street like this?"
"Why don't I become a little white and let you lead?" Sang Mengmeng said with her tongue out.
Tang An could only glance at her.
"In fact, ordinary people think it is ostentatious, in fact, the style of the lolita dress is more gorgeous, my set is considered to be daily wear, the name is uniityjsk, jsk means sleeveless dress, this is the style of the academy. Sang Mengmeng introduced to Tang An, "How about it, the e-cup girl of the courtyard style, do you feel like you are accompanied by a high-quality royal sister in the anime?"
"Yes!" Tang An nodded heavily, if the king of the southern cat has an ethereal fairy aura on his body, like a beautiful woman in the ethereal CG with a painting style, then Sang Mengmeng is the kind of widely delusional character in the anime who tempts the male protagonist with his body from time to time.
"Zhang Yuying is also wearing this set today, we are twins!" Sang Mengmeng continued, "Twins are two girls wearing the same style and dress, like twins." ”
"Then you should wear the same clothes as Sang Yueye, you two are real twins. Tang An said, as far as the bust is concerned, Zhang Yuying and Sang Mengmeng are not at the same level anyway! It is certain that Zhang Yuying's development is not bad, but to what extent, Tang An does not know, you must know that many girls in high school and college have not yet started to take the sexy route, and their curves are usually covered up by a large amplitude.
"She wouldn't wear the same clothes as me, and she thought that such a gorgeous dress would make people ignore her superior intelligence. Sang Mengmeng pursed her lips and shook her head, looking very disappointed in Sang Yueye.
Tang An couldn't help laughing, saying as if Sang Yueye was like that now, and others would find out about her superior intelligence. (To be continued......)