Since Wei Guo took over all the laundry work at home, Dongmei has changed everyone's clothes very diligently. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

What used to be a change of clothes only once a week has become a change every three days.

The sheets and quilt covers, which were originally washed only once a month, were shortened to half a month.

Moreover, Dongmei also found all kinds of clothes for Wei Guo to wash, and Wei Guo, who washed it, was dark every day and complained bitterly.

At the same time, it also made him realize the difficulty of being a housewife.

However, even so, Wei Guo still did not agree to buy a washing machine.

However, Dongmei gradually discovered that Wei Guo has a bad habit, that is, after washing clothes, he likes to press his wet hands on the wall calendar, especially some wall calendars with pictures of beautiful women.

On this day, Wei Guo's wet hands pressed on the wall calendar again.

Dongmei walked straight over, knocked off his wet hands, and said, "If you're old, you're old, and you're still in a mood." ”

Wei Guo wiped his hand on his clothes and said, "Try this wall calendar you bought, is there a hidden mystery?"

Dongmei looked at the young and beautiful woman on the wall calendar and said, "You covet women, you covet women, and you are looking for any false excuses, it's really hypocritical." ”

After Wei Guo wiped his hands on his clothes, he pointed to the wall calendar and said, "Dongmei, you don't know, there is a kind of wall calendar now, which is especially popular with those old ghosts. ”

Dongmei said: "Why don't I know, it's not the calendar of those modern girls wearing three-point style, blonde hair and blue eyes, big breasts and fat buttocks, you men, who doesn't know about this vulgar taste." ”

Wei Guo shook his head and said, "Xiao Dongmei, you are too simple. ”

Dongmei said unconvinced: "If I were simple, there would be no simple people in this world." ”

Wei Guo was tired of backache, he lay on the bed and said: "I heard Xicheng say, there is a kind of wall calendar now, on which is a beautiful woman wearing clothes, but after being stained with water, the clothes will automatically fade away, revealing three o'clock." ”

Hearing this, Dongmei's eyes widened and said, "There is such a magical painting, doesn't that satisfy the perverted hearts of you old men who have special habits, are not old-hearted, and have vulgar tastes?"

Wei Guo said: "Those paintings are relatively obvious, you can see at a glance, and they are different from ordinary paintings. ”

Dongmei asked curiously, "What's the difference?"

Wei Guo said: "Those paintings are all paintings of women in sweaters, some with their chests puffed out, some with their buttocks pouting......"

Dongmei gasped and said, "Wouldn't that take off your sweater and expose your breasts and buttocks." ”

Wei Guo said: "What about ......"

Suddenly, Dongmei thought of it.

She said: "Wei Guo, I seem to have seen such a painting at Song Nian's daughter-in-law's house, which is exactly the same as what you said." ”

Wei Guo asked in surprise: "Really?"

Dongmei said: "Really, just like you said, a woman is wearing a sweater with her chest up, and a woman is pouting her ass, both of which are pasted in the bedroom of Song Nian's daughter-in-law's house. ”

Wei Guo was puzzled and said: "I really can't figure it out, what did Song Nian's daughter-in-law buy those paintings for?"

Dongmei said: "Are you stupid, if Song Nian's daughter-in-law buys it, she will also buy some portraits of handsome guys, why buy the paintings of those stinky women." ”

Wei Guo said: "Then what do you mean, it was bought back by Song Nian." ”

Dongmei said: "Nonsense. ”

Hearing this, Wei Guo felt normal.

He and Song Nian have known each other for so many years, and they know a lot of rumors about Song Nian.

It is rumored that when Song Nian was in Xinjiang, he was beaten up because he was lying on the window of the women's bathhouse and peeking at the female workers taking a bath.

At the age of 18 kilometers, he was sent to the Public Security Bureau again for peeking at the women's toilet.

Although Wei Guo was not sure whether these rumors were true, he knew that Song Nian had a withdrawn personality, often lived alone, and often spoke surprisingly.

If those paintings were really bought back by Song Nian, then it is really possible that they are unusual paintings.

Wei Guo jokingly said: "Then you didn't go to Song Nian's daughter-in-law's house, ask Song Nian's daughter-in-law, Song Nian bought these paintings, she wasn't angry?"

Dongmei said: "Where do you dare to ask, Song Nian's daughter-in-law was originally a tigress, and she squirted Song Nian's scolding dog blood every day, she must not know the greasy nature of those paintings, otherwise, Song Nian will definitely not be able to eat and walk around." ”

Wei Guo smiled and said, "However, it is also possible that we misunderstood Song Nian." ”

Dongmei was born with a strong curiosity, and when she heard Wei Guo say this, she wanted to go over and verify it, and see if the two paintings painted on the walls of Song Nian's daughter-in-law's house really saw the water, she would fade off her clothes, and then after the water dried, she would put her clothes back on.

With the arrival of Sanjiu, the weather is getting colder and colder.

While the weather is cold, there are fewer and fewer people eating at the farmers' market.

Dongmei, Sister-in-law Tan, and other women who were selling food at the farmers' market also rested.

After resting, Dongmei has more time.

However, because Dongmei's good sisters, Wang Xue'e and Hongxia both went to Liquan Courtyard, so in the entire Ganquan base, there was only one good sister left in Song Nian's daughter-in-law.

On this day, Dongmei went to Song Nian's daughter-in-law's house to visit the door, and inadvertently saw the two paintings hanging in Song Nian's daughter-in-law's bedroom.

Song Nian's daughter-in-law saw that Dongmei was looking at the two paintings in a daze, so she introduced her and said, "Dongmei, these two paintings are good, right?"

Dongmei was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said, "Yes, yes, you bought this painting?"

Song Nian's daughter-in-law shook her head and said, "Where do I have that leisure, and I don't have any interest in painting, these two paintings were bought by my Song Nian." ”

Sure enough, Song Nian bought it back, Dongmei secretly said in her heart, it is really a unique taste.

Song Nian's daughter-in-law continued to say to Dongmei: "Our family Song Nian, he likes to paint, not only ink paintings, but also oil paintings, and the most important thing is that he can also draw sketches, especially the kind of sketches of the human body." ”

Hearing the body sketch, Dongmei immediately thought of a nude sketch.

She said: "Song Nian likes to draw sketches, you just happened to be a model for him, let me ask you, do you paint nudes, or do you draw clothes?"

Song Nian's daughter-in-law smiled and said: "Where is there such a pervert, he just paints an avatar." ”

Saying that, Song Nian's daughter-in-law found Song Nian's painting for Dongmei.

While looking for it, she said: "Song Nian, this person, he doesn't have any skills, he is good at painting and taking pictures." ”

After looking for a long time, Song Nian's daughter-in-law didn't find it, so she said: "Dongmei, you sit first, I'll go to the outhouse to find it, he painted it well." ”

With that, Song Nian's daughter-in-law went to the outhouse to find it, leaving Dongmei to sit alone in the bedroom, facing the two paintings on the wall.

At this time, Dongmei's curiosity was seriously inflated.

She thought to herself, why don't you try this painting, is it really as magical and high-tech as Wei Guo said?

Could it really be the woman in the painting who takes off her clothes when she sees water?

At this time, there was a glass of water on the bedside table of Song Nian's daughter-in-law.

Dongmei involuntarily picked up the glass of water, then took out a handkerchief from her pocket, dipped it in the water, and threw the water towards the two paintings.

When the water on the handkerchief touched the two paintings on the wall, a miracle happened.

The woman, who was originally stationary, moved instantly.

They slowly took off the sweaters they wore on their upper bodies and the jeans they wore on their lower bodies, revealing their original skin.

Dongmei was dumbfounded, unable to believe that all this in front of her was true.

Just when Dongmei couldn't believe that everything in front of her was true, Song Nian's daughter-in-law walked in from outside.

She said: "Song Nian is an honest person, he doesn't have any vices, he likes to paint, you look at these sketches he painted......"