"The game we're going to play is called 'Why'. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Lin Yifan cleared his throat.

"What kind of game is this!"

"That's it!"

"It's boring to listen to!"

…….

The school is once again noisy.

"That way, whoever participates in the game can claim this from me. ”

With a flash of inspiration in his hand, a pack of white rabbit toffee flashed in Lin Yifan's hand.

"What is this thing. ”

A red figure flashed, and Lin Yifan's hand was empty.

The little white rabbit toffee has reached the hands of the little holy baby.

"Children can't have such fast hand speed!" Lin Yifan took back the little white rabbit toffee.

"Hmph. ”

"Give. “

Seeing that the little holy baby was about to spray Lin Yifan's face with the samadhi true fire, Lin Yifan quickly unpacked the package and handed a toffee to the little holy baby.

Seeing that the other children were looking forward to it, Lin Yifan couldn't favor one over the other, and distributed the toffee in his hand to the children in the school one by one, until each child had a toffee in his hand, and he returned to the front of the school.

"What is this for?"

The little holy baby asked with the toffee in his hand and put it in front of his eyes.

The others also stared at Lin Yifan inquiringly.

"Eat. It's like this. Lin Yifan put the toffee in his mouth, and nodded his head with satisfaction: "Hmm~~~"

After the little holy baby was disassembled according to Lin Yifan's demonstration, he first took it to his nose and sniffed it, then threw it into his mouth and chewed it for a while.

"How's that?" Lin Yifan asked.

"The taste was ok, sweet. It's just that it has no aura, like mortal food. One more. “

After eating, the little holy child commented, and then stretched out his little hand to ask for it.

When you see someone who has eaten something they haven't eaten before and the evaluation is good, then latecomers can't help but try it.

With Lin Yifan and the little holy baby taking the lead, the children of the fairy bear also opened the toffee in their hands one after another, first smelled it, and then put it in their mouths to taste it.

"Well, the taste is really okay. It's just that there is no aura, and it is like garbage eating. The little djinn commented.

All food in the fairy realm contains aura, and for them, the little white rabbit toffee without aura is like the fried food we eat.

"Well, that's good. Turen, I still want it. Little Lightning stretched out his little hand.

The tiger-like beast beside her roared at Lin Yifan, meaning don't forget that I want it too.

"I want it too. “

"And me. “

……..

As a result, the fairy bear children became obsessed with toffee. The Candy War plan has been successful so far.

"Do you want to play a game, then? If you win, you will not only have toffee, but also other delicious food. “

Lin Yifan smiled mysteriously.

"Is there really anything else?" asked the little child.

"Of course, the manly man says the same. Lin Yifan said without a weak heart. But I forgot the situation when I broke my promise in front of a beautiful woman not long ago.

"I'm participating!" cried the little holy child.

"Me!" followed by Lightning.

"And me. The hardcore fan sister Xiao Qi Princess was actually the third to shout.

……

Someone will take the lead and others will join, and as the little holy baby and the little lightning little princess announced to participate, those bear children who still want to eat toffee raised their hands to join. In the end, even the cold Prince Xiaolong was no exception.

"Good. Since everyone is so enthusiastic. I'll show you the prizes first. “

Saying that, Lin Yifan first took out a large table from the immortal bracelet, and then shook his hand, and a bunch of snacks were piled on it.

Like the popular White Rabbit toffee, potato chips, Mai Lisu, chocolate ...... There are even spicy strips.

"Take so much first. I'm sure there's none of these things in the Fairy Land, so you must all be eating it for the first time. Since everyone has decided to participate in this game, it is necessary for me to repeat the bet. If you win, I will bring you snacks every day in the future, and if I win, you must respect me, and in the future, you must be obedient and obedient in class, and you are not allowed to make noise. “

Lin Yifan did not forget to reiterate the rules.

"Come on. The little holy child urged. With so many things he had never seen before, his taste buds were already hungry and thirsty, and he wanted to taste them as soon as possible.

"Let's go!" Little Lightning was also anxious. Although I feel that these foods have no aura, I have tasted the little white rabbit toffee, and I still recognize the taste. She doesn't have aura, but she likes the taste she likes.

The others also urged with their eyes.

"That's a good listen. At night, my brother had to work overtime and couldn't come back, so my sister-in-law and I were left at home. That night there was thunder, I was ready to go to bed, at this time my sister-in-law said that she was afraid of thunder, in order to comfort my sister-in-law, I slept with my sister-in-law, I held her in my arms, and slowly my sister-in-law fell asleep. I was also a little sleepy, so we slept together until morning. In the morning my brother came back, the door was opened, and my brother watched me and my sister-in-law cuddle together and sleep. He didn't get angry and praised me with a smile. My brother saw me sleeping with my sister-in-law, why did he praise me?"

"Because my sister-in-law is ugly, my brother doesn't want her for a long time, so he just finds a reason to divorce her. The little infant said.

"Yes, this is a conspiracy by my brother. Little Lightning chimed in.

"Not true. The sister-in-law is very beautiful, and this is not a conspiracy of my brother. Lin Yifan shook his head and said.

"That's ....."

…….

followed the gossip, but Lin Yifan still shook his head.

"Then you say, why!" The little holy infant and the others asked angrily, and when they thought that Lin Yifan must have deliberately made things difficult for himself and others.

"Because 'I' am my brother's sister, my brother knows that my sister-in-law is afraid of thunder, and when he sees 'me' sleeping with her, he praises 'me' for being sensible. Lin Yifan said with a smile.

"Damn!" cried the little holy child.

"Dizzy!" the little djinn wailed.

"Why didn't you think I was a girl!" Little Lightning tilted her head and bit her fingers.

The bear children began to feel sorry for themselves, looking at the snacks in front of them.

"Okay, now that I've won, you're going to listen to me in the academy in the future. It's quiet now!" Lin Yifan said.

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The bears are still wrenching in the pain of losing their snacks.

"As a child in the fairy realm, to be an immortal is to be true to your word, and to say one thing is true. You are no longer as untrustworthy as the demons do. ”

The originally noisy classroom heard Lin Yifan's shouts and slowly calmed down.

It is really effective to use the agitation method for children.

Lin Yifan nodded with satisfaction.

"Now I'll add a question, and you guessed it, these snacks are still yours. Lin Yifan said.

"Speak quickly, speak quickly. I must know why this time. The little saint's bones were stimulated by the spirit of not admitting defeat, and now he is not just fighting for snacks.

"Say it to you. "The arrogant little dragon prince rarely spoke.

"In the ancient Three Kingdoms, there was Emperor Shu Liu Bei, and there were two brothers, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. One day when they attacked Lü Bu, Liu Bei said to Zhang Fei, 'Third brother, you go and take his life.' ‘

Zhang Fei rode his horse and galloped in front of Lu Bu, pointed at Lu Bu with his Zhangba snake spear and asked, "Hey, do you know what my eldest brother wants me to do to you?"

Lu Bu looked at Zhang Fei and said disdainfully, "Let you kill me?"

Zhang Fei laughed: "No, no, no, my eldest brother asked me to get you..."

Before she finished speaking, Lu Bujiao scolded shyly: "I hate it! Xiao Feifei, don't say such things in front of so many people." “

May I ask why Lu Bu is shy. “

Lin Yifan asked.

"Then do you still need to ask? Zhang Feishuai! Lu Bu has taken a fancy to him. The little djinn shouted.

Lin Yifan's heart suddenly sudden, holding the grass, the little giant spirit was about to go to the sky.

But fortunately, the little holy child turned on the taunt mode in time.

"Little Giant Spirit, you are stupid, Lu Bu is a man when he hears it! Do you think you will be shy when you see Prince Xiaolong?"

"Then why do you say that!" said the little djinn unconvinced.

"I think that Lu Bu in front of Zhang Fei is Lu Bu's sister, so I will be shy when I see the handsome Zhang Fei. “

Little Holy Baby's nostrils are facing the sky, worship me, scumbags!

Lin Yifan said with a smile: "Little Holy Baby, you said that Lu Bu is a man, why do you still say that he is his sister pretending? Isn't this a contradiction?"

"That's it!" the little djinn chimed in, avenging the taunt.

"Why is that?" Little Lightning's little hands were restless when she couldn't think about the problem, so the tiger-like beast in her arms suffered, and the hair was plucked out one by one, and it could only whisper and roar in a grieved voice.

"No one seems to know the answer. Then ......"

Before Lin Yifan finished speaking, the voice of the little heavenly master suddenly sounded in his mind: "Teacher Lin, you give us these things in class, don't be afraid that Teacher Nine will know about settling accounts with you." “

"What do you mean?" replied Lin Yifan with a secret technique of sound transmission.

"Hehe, Teacher Lin brought the story of the pseudo-promiscuity, Lun and the habit of broken sleeves to the class, even if Teacher Nine doesn't blame you, let the father of the little seventh princess, the Venerable of the Immortal Realm, hear it, what do you think awaits you?" The little heavenly master's cunning voice sounded.

"How can I ever tell such a dirty story. Lin Yifan hurriedly shook his head and denied it.

The matter of polluting the flowers of the fairy realm can't be known to the people of the fairy realm, otherwise those immortals will trouble themselves, and they will not live anymore, and it is estimated that they will not even die in peace.

"Really?" The little Heavenly Master smiled mysteriously, and then his voice sounded in Lin Yifan's head: "Brother has to work overtime at night.......... the original sound of these two stories is your own, Mr. Lin, we children can't understand it, I think the elders are so high, they should be able to hear the hidden things in the story." You let us elders hear these two stories...... Hey, hey!"

The little heavenly master actually recorded all his words, and threatened with a smile on his face.

"Damn, when did Immortal Land have a tape recorder?, and why would a three- or four-year-old child of yours understand this, it's too dirty!" Lin Yifan's heart exploded, but he still responded with a smile: "What do you want?"

"It's easy to say, the snacks on the table are served once a day. ”

The little heavenly master's foodie attribute was exposed.

"Not every day. Lin Yifan decisively refused.

The first step in bargaining is to refuse someone's request once.

"Then you just wait to be captured and exiled by the Immortal Venerable, or will the door blocked by your uncles and aunts?" the little Heavenly Master said indifferently. The uncles and aunts in his mouth are the parents of these bear children.

Thinking about the situation when he was chased and killed by a group of immortals who loved his son and daughter, he shivered.

"You will get tired of eating it every day, and you will feel delicious only if you keep it fresh, otherwise the same delicacies of the mountains and seas every day will be like chewing wax. "Lin Yifan knows it with emotion and reason.

"Well, then you have to bring me a different delicacy every day. If you refuse, the Immortal Emperor's personal guards may arrive immediately, or it will be your last day of peace. The little celestial master changed his tune and increased the threat.

"Good. However, you have to make sure that the audio disappears completely and is not heard by a third person. Lin Yifan gritted his teeth and agreed.

Coming out of one pit and falling into another. I had promised to bring one every day, but now I have to have a different taste every day, which is the rhythm of worrying to death.

"Keep smiling, Mr. Lin. The little heavenly master made up the last sentence with satisfaction.

"By the way, whether our transmission will be intercepted by the little holy child and them, you must know that there are many people. “

You must know that the transmission of sound uses spiritual power, and Lin Yifan's spiritual power is not as good as that of the second generation of the little holy baby, and it is easy to be intercepted and listened to.

"Don't worry, Mr. Lin, I used the immortal weapon 'Tianyin Cylinder' that my father gave me, and only those whose spiritual cultivation is two realms higher than me may be able to intercept our conversation. The little Holy Child's spiritual cultivation is similar to mine, okay, let's not talk about it, Teacher Lin hurry up and send snacks!"

Lin Yifan and Little Heavenly Master's transmission was only for a moment. The bear child is still debating why, and it seems that the initial temptation of snacks has been reached.

"Ahem, just now the little heavenly master has already answered why, so these delicious foods belong to the little heavenly master. “

As soon as Lin Yifan announced, the school suddenly exploded again. Everyone turned their attention to the little celestial master.

"Ah~~~~"

"What did the little Heavenly Master say? We didn't hear it. “

"Yes. “

……….

Looking at so many little heavenly masters with mouth cannons gathering fire, Lin Yifan's heart finally felt a little more comfortable.

Xiao Tianshi came to the stage with a calm smile, took it away, first put all the snacks on the table into his storage immortal utensils, and then arched his hand to his classmates in the school and said, "Everyone, it's a fluke." However, Mr. Lin said that it was inconvenient to announce the answer, but in order to compensate, Mr. Lin would take out another snack for everyone to share. “

"Teacher Lin, you said yes. Xiao Tianshi smiled politely on the surface, and secretly transmitted again: "Teacher Lin, you don't want everyone to keep worrying about the answer to this story. So many heads so many opinions. “

"It's nature. Lin Yifan smiled and transmitted. was countered by the little heavenly master, but he could only smile and suffer this loss.

With a wave of his hand, another large pile of snacks appeared. Don't forget to buy: "As long as the students are obedient in the future, they will always have enough to eat." ”

"Okay!" With something to eat, the bear children quickly forgot the answer they had asked the little Heavenly Master.

"Now we are divided into 10 groups, and a group leader is selected, and the group leader is responsible for distributing snacks. Anyone who wants to recommend themselves? Lin Yifan said.

"I!" the little child was the first to respond.

"And me!" Little Lightning wasn't slow.

…….

"Okay, I announce that the first group leader is Xiao Qi Princess, the second group is the leader of the little dragon prince, the third group is the little giant spirit, the fourth group is Xiao Lightning, and the fifth group is ......."

After some chase, the leader of the ten groups was quickly selected. After Lin Yifan asked them to send the snacks down, he began to teach them lessons.

With a super brain, it is easy to combine those stories in the mundane world to transmit correct truths to them and establish righteous beliefs. Of course, he didn't dare to blatantly tell dirty jokes anymore.

The bear children listened while eating, and for a while, the teachers and students were happy.

Lin Yifan finally relied on snacks and interesting stories to gain a firm foothold.