At this time, the host who was very unhappy looking at Ding Li's fat man. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

For some reason, he walked towards the place where the two of them were standing.

This guy came to Ding Li's fat man, and first introduced himself, "Two contestants, I am the host of the comedy talent preliminaries show, my name is Ding Yungu, and now it is still a minute before the opening performance, can I interview you two?"

Ding Li suddenly chuckled in his heart.

There is a faint feeling of bad stock.

Although he has not participated in the comedy talent show, he has heard that it seems that no contestant has ever been interviewed by the host at the beginning of the preliminaries.

But anyone who has interviewed is a big name.

It's the first time that a nobody like them is.

So I subconsciously thought that this host was a weasel giving New Year's greetings to chickens, and I didn't have good intentions.

The fat man on the side didn't think much about it at all, this guy saw the host coming to interview him, and immediately overjoyed and said: "Yes, yes." ”

After some inductive conversation, the host changed his tone and said with bad intentions: "The two of you have already drawn our comedy talent program group yesterday, and you can directly advance to the weekly finals of the promotion card, why did you still appear in our comedy talent preliminaries today?"

Without waiting for the fat man to answer, the host continued: "Is it as those people said, you sold your promotion card to others for money for money?"

The fat man wanted to deny it.

As a result, as soon as he was about to open his mouth, he saw the host ask himself and answer: "Actually, you don't have to answer this question, and we know the answer." ”

After speaking, he walked towards the stage with the microphone, leaving Ding Li and the fat man with a very pretended back.

The fat man opened his mouth for a long time before he spit out a dirty mouth, "Damn, what the hell, I actually set Lao Tzu." ”

After speaking, he turned his head to look at Ding Li, "Nail, it looks a little difficult to do, I knew this earlier, so I wouldn't sell that promotion card." ”

Ding Li looked at the fat man expressionlessly, and comforted him: "That card is left in our hands, it will only bring us more trouble, and we will do our best to perform for a while." ”

For each preliminaries, the time given by the comedy talent program group is all three minutes.

That is to say, each contestant participating in the preliminaries must perfectly present the content of their performance to everyone in these three minutes, especially the three judges and teachers, otherwise their end can only be two words, elimination.

Because there are only three minutes to go, Ding Li and the fat man have no way to perfectly show their rehearsed sketch to all the audiences present, and they still want to maintain a sense of mystery for the sketch.

So the two decided to perform a game they had played as a group performer.

This game is similar to Ding Li's double reed performance in China before the earth, where one person performs there, and the other squats aside to dub.

A double reed is a person sitting in the front and a person hiding in the back, and if you look at it from the front, you can only see one person.

In the game played by Ding Li and the fat man, two people stood side by side at a certain distance, one of them gave instructions, and the other made relevant actions according to the instructions.

Ding Li has seen others perform this game a few times.

To be honest, he watched it very painfully, but the locals liked it very much, and it was the most popular form of performance in the Water Blue Star Huaxia Kingdom.

As the time approached, the host had already begun to talk about the advertising words.

At this time, Ding Li and the fat man were inexplicably nervous.

The staff of the comedy talent program team came over and made a gesture towards them to prepare for the stage.

The two of them let out a sigh of relief, then straightened out their cheap clothes, slightly messy hair, and sweat hanging on their faces, and walked onto the stage.

The stage is so big that you can't see it from the backstage, but you don't know how big it is until you're standing on it, and it's a hall that can accommodate hundreds of people.

It's also the studio for the comedians' Friday night weekly finals.

Near the stage, there were three large chairs, on which three judges and teachers who looked a little majestic sat on them.

The strange thing is that Ding Li at this moment was not panicked, but worried about the comedy talent program team.

Xindao: It would be nice to change the chairs that these judges sit on to swivel chairs.

Feeling the heart beating, a flick of the button, the chair rattled around.

How nice!

Just when Ding Li was worried about the ancients, a middle-aged man sitting in the second seat was the second judge.

He took the information and looked at it, looked up at Ding Li and the fat man, and confirmed, "Ding Li, Wang Le?"

"Hello judges, I'm Ding Li!" Ding Li looked at the contestants in the TV series in his previous life, and greeted the three judges and teachers with a smile.

The fat man next to him also said hello to the judges.

"You're going to perform a double circus?" continued to ask the second judge.

At this time, Ding Li knew what the name of the performance method that he looked very painful was.

Double circus.

Just hearing the name is enough for cao eggs.

Why does it have to be called a double circus?

Can't you just call it a double suck?

He nodded and replied, "Yes, judge, we are going to perform a double circus." ”

"I've heard that you've drawn a promotion card that can be promoted directly. The No. 2 judge looked at Ding Li and the fat man, and said expressionlessly: "Since we have drawn the promotion card, but people have appeared in our preliminaries, this is very revealing." ”

When he said this, the No. 2 judge sat up straight and asked Ding Li word by word, "How much did you sell it?"

After speaking, he suddenly felt that there was something wrong with his question, so he asked again, "How much did you sell that promotion card that was directly promoted? 10,000, 50,000, or 100,000?"

Ding Li and the fat man were dumbfounded.

At this time, even an idiot can feel the hostility of the No. 2 judge.

"Do you think you can be confident that you can advance to Friday's weekly finals?" Judge No. 2 simply roared, "Look at the performance program you have chosen, the double circus, haven't we seen the double circus?

The host standing on the side, a sly smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

When he interviewed Ding Li Fat just now, he deliberately turned on his walkie-talkie, and the words reached the ears of the three judges and teachers very clearly.

This trick has a name, it is called borrowing a knife to kill.