Chapter Ninety-Three: I Don't Want to Be in the Writers' Association
When the Golden Dragon heard this, their faces suddenly darkened.
A young man with long hair and fashionable clothes stood up and said:
Don't think that you can write novels, even if you are a writer! Who of us sitting here can't write novels? Even if the audience watching the live broadcast is watching now, anyone who can write can write something. ”
Yang Zhi glanced at him and said:
"Where did you come from an ugly woman? Don't talk if you have small breasts, I suggest you wear trendy underwear and be a 'very good' woman. ”
As soon as the words came out, he actually obtained tens of thousands of exchange points.
"Woman's underwear?"
The long-haired young man's face darkened, and he gritted his teeth and said, "I'm a man!"
Yang Zhi said with a look of surprise:
"So you're a man, I thought you'd ...... Alas, did your mother give birth to you of the wrong gender?"
The system prompts again: the exchange point has increased by more than 60,000.
"Don't talk to me, we don't have to talk to you today......"
With such a good opportunity to farm monsters, of course you have to take advantage of it.
Each of them can brush the Golden Dragon five times! Each of them can brush it five times, and they can at least brush two or three hundred thousand yuan for him.
Yang Zhi immediately interrupted the young man and said:
"As the saying goes: sour and spicy girls. When your mother was pregnant with you, she must have liked to eat hot and sour noodles, right?"
"Ding, the scare is successful, this time the scare is supported by 865248 people, and the exchange point is added to 85624"
Yang Zhi was excited! If you come again, the exchange point will be one million!
The long-haired man's nose was crooked, and he pointed at Yang Zhi and said:
"How do you speak? Do you look like a writer? It's insulting ......."
Yang Zhi asked curiously: "What do you mean: you admit that I am a writer? Didn't you just say that I am not a writer?"
"I ......" The long-haired man suddenly had nothing to say, so he simply turned around and sat back in his chair sulking.
And Yang Zhi heard the system prompt again: he has obtained tens of thousands of exchange points, and the exchange points have exceeded one million, and he can conduct a diamond lottery again!
But now is not the time for the lottery, it's rare that there are still a few people who haven't swiped the exchange points for him, don't brush now, when will you wait?
He shouted with some spirit, "Next." ”
Next, why are you buying and selling things?
The golden dragon and a few people who worked together suddenly had black lines on their faces......
A man in his 40s, a little bald, and a little fat, stood up, looked at the camera and said:
"Little steel cannon, you are so good at talking, I ask you a question, can you answer it?"
"You're welcome! I'm talking nonsense, if there's any problem, just let it go...... Go ahead. ”
Yang Zhi said on his lips, but in his heart he was thinking about how to brush the exchange points from him.
"Excuse me, did the world come first with chickens or eggs?"
Put?
After the bald man finished asking with a black line, he looked at Yang Zhi on the screen with a sneer.
When Yang Zhi heard this, he was a little speechless: I didn't expect that there were people in this world who cared about such a painful problem.
He didn't hesitate and replied directly: "The chicken that came first." ”
The man immediately asked, "Where did the chicken come from?"
Yang Zhi waved his hand at him and said, "Didn't you just say to ask me 'one' question?" I have already answered you, and now I am asking the second question. ”
"I ......" The middle-aged man had a black line on his face, but he didn't expect Yang Zhi's ability to catch people's language loopholes was quite good.
And the satisfied ones got another 90,000 exchange points, and obviously the audience also liked to watch them fight.
Especially those who are in the association, the big celebrities who usually seem to be Svenwen, but now when they encounter hob meat like a small steel cannon, they are so angry that they want to scold their mothers, and the audience all took out watermelons and melon seeds, and watched the development of things while eating.
The bald middle-aged man gritted his teeth and said:
"Even if I said the wrong thing just now, I'll ask you one more question: How did the world's first chicken come about?"
Yang Zhi smiled and said, "It's unfair to me to always ask you questions! I'll ask you a question now, and if you answer me, I'll answer you right away." ”
The bald middle-aged man immediately said, "Okay, if you have any questions, just ask." ”
Yang Zhi asked, "You tell me, did there be a man or a woman in the world first?"
"This ......"
The bald middle-aged man has a black line on his face, where can he answer?
And Yang Zhi was satisfied with another 80,000 exchange points!
This feeling of frantically swiping the screen exchange point really made him extremely sour.
At least 80,000 exchange points at a time, how much silver and whiteboard can be drawn?
The bald middle-aged man didn't say anything, turned around and sat back with a stinky face, which made Yang Zhi feel a little pity......
Haven't you brushed it five times......
The golden dragon stood up, because he felt that if he didn't come out to frustrate Yang Zhi's limelight again, they would have no face to continue.
He looked at Yang Zhi in the video and said:
"Little Steel Cannon, in terms of lip service, we are not your opponents. But if you want to join the Writers' Association, let's have some real materials. ”
Yang Zhi sneered and said, "Lao Huang, when did I say that I wanted to join the Writers' Association, it has always been your own passion. ”
"What?"
As soon as Yang Zhi's words came out, not only the Writers' Association was blinded, but even all the people who watched the live broadcast were blindfolded.
Golden Dragon and the others suddenly felt like a group of clowns, they tried every possible way to prevent Yang Zhi from joining the Writers' Association, and thought that they could control his permission and qualifications to enter.
Who knows, people never planned to enter the writers' association at all!
And the audience's comments on the barrage were also very cooperative, and they began to sneer at the writers' association:
"Before, I thought it was the people of the Writers' Association who embarrassed Xiaogang Cannon and didn't let Xiaogang Cannon join the Writers' Association. It turns out that Xiaogang Pao doesn't bother to join the Writers' Association at all!"
"Didn't the people from the Writers' Association come here today to embarrass the little steel cannon? Now let's see how they end?"
"It's so humiliating! If it were me, I'd cut off the video right now and find a place to kill myself. ”
“……”
Several people from the Writers' Association looked at the messages on the screen, and their faces were so angry that their faces were red...... Of course, it's not all angry, and half of it is ashamed.
Now today they have become a joke, and tomorrow when the news is broadcast, it will be a national joke!
The only way to put an end to this joke at the moment is to pull the little steel cannon into the Writers' Association!
They all thought of this, and only in this way could they save face.
Thinking of this, the golden dragon said in a slow tone:
"Little Steel Cannon, we admit that there were some things that we didn't do well before, but you have such a literary talent, how can you not want to join the Writers' Association?"
The long-haired man shook his hair and said:
"Yes, Xiao Gangcang, your literary talent is already qualified to join our writers' association, and we welcome you. ”
The bald middle-aged man scratched his baldness, and also slowed down his tone and said:
"Little Steel Cannon, you are indeed very literate, I admire you more. We welcome you to join us, and we can discuss literature with each other when the time comes. ”
“……”
The onlookers all had expressions of watching the play, but they didn't expect them to come to trouble the small steel cannon and the small steel cannon they wanted to handle.
Now he is desperately saying good things, wanting to let Xiao Gang Cannon join the Writers' Association.
Yang Zhi smiled and directly refused:
"I'm sorry, I've already said that I don't want to join the Writers' Association. If it's okay, let's cut off the video. ”
"You ......"
The golden dragon was immediately furious, but when he saw Yang Zhi start operating the computer, he hurriedly said:
"Wait! I've got something. ”