Chapter 24: Being a Man and a Dog

Tang An felt that in the eyes of Nanmao, the word "wife" meant more fertility tools, but Tang An didn't think so, Tang An felt that "wife" was a warm word, she would not only give him a child, but also an indispensable part of his life, a person who would hold her hand, and gradually hold it as if holding his own hand, but still remember not to let go.

"Wife" should be a woman like her mother, Tang An will not go to his wife in order to have children, this is a distant word for him, after all, he himself has just gone to college, and getting married and having children is still a very distant thing for him.

But when he became the Golden Tooth General, he had to do a lot of things for Nanmao, preparing to conquer the earth and enslave all mankind, which was really distressing.

"We humans ...... Just like me, men don't have until they are twelve or thirteen years old, fourteen or fifteen years old before they have the ability to have children, and the same is true for women. Even if I marry ten wives and get married immediately and have children immediately, it will take a year before I can have ten children, and these ten children will have to take an average of 14 years before I can have more children, which means that the third generation will be born after 15 years, and ten more children will be added...... Do the math yourself, isn't it very inefficient to increase the number of fighters by having children like this?" Tang An persuaded bitterly, "Besides, this is just a theory, generally speaking, the law says that girls can only get married at the age of twenty, which means that if you don't want to cause trouble, the efficiency is much lower." ”

Nan Mao raised his hands, counted his fingers, put them down and said for a long time: "This is not a problem, a mother can give birth to ten at a time." Ten mothers can give birth to a hundred, and that's just human beings...... You can go and a whale or something, and you can give birth to hundreds or thousands at a time. The Whale Spirit Clan is the overlord of the sea, but at least nominally under the rule of the Beast Spirit Empire, you, as the Golden Fang General, the whales must be very willing to reproduce with you. ”

Tang An was stunned, he couldn't laugh anymore, Nan Mao didn't seem to be joking with him, but objectively narrating some methods that she thought were feasible.

But a whale? That's what Ultraman does...... Has Ultraman ever done such a thing? But think about it, the whale that can be by the Golden Tooth General must be a little monster, and it must be normal for Ultraman to dry a whale.

Tang An is not Ultraman, and he doesn't do little monsters, so he can't do whales, so Tang An took a deep breath and looked at Nan Mao seriously, "King, you just came to our strange world not long ago, you better understand the basic information of our world before formulating your plan to conquer the earth, enslave all mankind, and help cats and dogs." At the same time, I will do my best to make you understand the armed forces of our world, so that you can weigh the balance of forces between each other, and the so-called knowing yourself and knowing your opponent will win all battles, right?"

Tang An believes that as long as Nanmao can understand that no matter how powerful the ** warrior is, he can't resist the torrent of steel tanks, and no matter how overlord the whale is, he can't notify any sea area, she will dispel the idea of letting cats and dogs turn over and rule over humans.

Nan Mao didn't empathize to understand Tang An's true thoughts now, and it was natural for Tang An to consider her from her point of view, so Nan Mao nodded, "What you said makes a lot of sense, for the time being, you don't need to develop our power, at this stage, it is more important to lurk and hide our power." ”

Tang An breathed a sigh of relief again, and touched the sweat on his forehead, at least for now, Nanmao would not give him strange orders.

Immediately, Tang An glared, why did he naturally regard Nanmao as his boss like this? Why is it just a teenage girl, it stands to reason that he should suppress her from IQ and fool her from EQ......

Nan Mao glanced over, his eyes flashed, Tang An took a step back, dispelling the idea of suppressing and fooling Nan Mao...... After all, she is an alien creature, and she is also the key person to solve his current big trouble, so you should cooperate with her.

"You must not be able to show your strength easily, it is easy to cause some unnecessary trouble. Nan Cat thought for a moment, and then said, "Now that the unstable state of your transformation has been resolved, you should know that if you expose your abilities in front of your former clansmen, it will be a devastating disaster not only for me, but also for you. ”

Tang An nodded thoughtfully, if the matter of becoming a dog can be made public, then he will become popular all over the world in a very short time...... However, it didn't work, he wouldn't be a superhero, he would just be captured and studied, as almost everyone with the ability thinks.

Of course, those who do not have special abilities will have the confidence to declare and prove their abilities in front of the whole world, because scientific research institutions have little interest in them, they are not in danger of being studied and imprisoned, and no matter how hard they perform, they will only be treated as a joke.

If this ability of oneself is also considered an ability, isn't it very boring? This kind of ability is actually a dog, although it can barely be regarded as one of the seventy-two changes of Sun Wukong, but what is the use!

"I'm not going to change ...... But what is the use of this ability to transform into a dog?" Tang An thought for a long time, if it was not used to do some crooked ways, this kind of transformation would be basically useless.

"Dogs run faster than cats. Nanmao took the trouble to answer Tang An's doubts, as the pioneer of his invasion of the earth world, the treatment would naturally be a little different, and Nanmao had more patience to communicate with him.

Tang An is not named, so he found that Nanmao's way of speaking was a bit self-righteous, and when she asked a question, she would concisely and think that the other party could understand the answer that actually did not match the preface.

"When we need to travel far, I can ride you away. Nan Mao raised his hand, beckoned, and motioned for Tang An to squat down.

"What kind of purpose is this?" Tang An shouted as he squatted down, not understanding what Nan Cat was going to do next, depressed, he didn't expect that he would have to take on the duties of a mount, what kind of general is the Golden Tooth General of the Beast Spirit Empire.

Nan Mao's hand was still raised, and then it fell down after Tang An squatted down, patted it gently, and then touched the top of Tang An's head.

There was a very comfortable feeling, but Tang An immediately stood up indignantly, "Even if I am a dog spirit clan, I am not a real dog!"

"A dog is a dog. ”

"You're a cat!"

"I'm a cat. ”

"I ...... I'm not a dog!" Don paused, and then was dismayed to find that in Nanmao's eyes, he was a dog, which had nothing to do with insulting people, and she thought so, which was more excessive than scolding but was powerless to refute.

"If you really don't want to abandon your identity as a purebred human who has no nostalgia, then you should be a good person when you are a human being, and a good dog when you are a dog, do you understand?" Nan Mao said earnestly.

Be a good person when you are a human being, and be a good dog when you are a dog...... Why is this sentence so full of the flavor of life philosophy?