Two hundred and twenty-one: Erlang God's god-level reasoning (ask for subscription)
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The two returned to the room, Zhang Dongjun walked directly into the bathroom, took a shower, and just killed someone He wanted to flush out the bad luck on his body. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
Zhang Dongjun is now accustomed to killing people, and every time he kills a bad person, it can be regarded as eliminating evil and promoting sand.
When he was taking a bath, the merit record in his mind suddenly appeared, and Zhang Dongjun was already surprised by the slow response to this merit record.
Merit: Zhang Dongjun, Merit: 10625810
Good deeds: Get rid of a bully in the world, and reward merit: 1,000,000
"This merit record is not bad, and it is even used to describe Lin Zhongtian as a bully. It seems that he has done a lot of bad things in the mortal world. There was no merit deducted for this killing, and the reward was enough, not bad!" Zhang Dongjun nodded with satisfaction.
After taking a shower, I saw Erlang God lying on the bed, holding the Xianyu mobile phone in his hand, and the fonts on the virtual screen were scrolling rapidly.
The speed of updating this guy's new book is simply abusing himself, just this time in a few days, the number of uploads has reached 130,000 words, and there are nearly 100,000 words of manuscript in his hand.
Zhang Dongjun is going to go to Wenqu Xing's to blackmail a department tonight, otherwise he has worked hard for four or five hours a day to code words, and Erlang God surpassed himself in less than an hour.
Erlang God saw Zhang Dongjun coming out of the bathroom, and said with a smile: "Brother Jun, I don't have to guess to know what you're going to do next!"
Zhang Dongjun walked to the suitcase, found a piece of clothing from it, and then asked, "What am I going to do next?"
Erlang God got up from the bed with a wicked smile on his face and came to his side, with an expression that I know what you fart as soon as you pout your ass.
"As soon as you come back, you take a shower, and then you rummage through the cabinets to find clothes. Do you want to solve Lin Zhongtian's matter and tell Miss Lin?"
"......" Zhang Dongjun was speechless for a while after hearing this, and thought to himself: "Isn't this nonsense, I definitely have to tell Lin Qiandai about Lin Zhongtian, so that she doesn't have to worry about her life every day." ”
Erlang God saw that Zhang Dongjun didn't speak, and continued: "Hehe, and then did you think in your heart, when Miss Lin was moved, she would definitely say the words promised by herself, and you deliberately took a bath just to push her down." Brother Jun, am I right?"
"Zhenjun, quickly accept your supernatural powers, don't think about it, okay? I and Miss Lin are just good friends, and what age is this, if you help her once, you have to promise each other? If you do good deeds, you can marry a daughter-in-law, and the world will not be chaotic. "Zhang Dongjun really obeyed Erlang God's divine brain.
Erlang God said with a disdainful face: "Brother Jun, I found that you are really cowardly! Li Na told me that Miss Lin is interesting to you." And the first day I arrived, I noticed that she didn't look at you right. There is nothing wrong with the eldest husband's three wives and four concubines, and there should be no problem on Chang'e's side, and I will mention you to say something nice when the time comes. ”
"...... fuck, it's monogamy now, bigamy is a crime, if there are really three wives and four concubines, then won't it be directly sentenced to life imprisonment?
Of course, this was just what Zhang Dongjun was thinking, he patted Erlang Shen's shoulder and gave a thumbs up: "Zhenjun, it's a pity that you don't go to solve the case." If this had been put in the past, Bao Zheng would not have been as good as you could reason!"
Erlang God was praised by Zhang Dongjun like this, and his expression was almost like heaven.
"Brother Jun, it's not me who blows to you. In Heavenly Court, I can not only fight, but also judge cases first-class. For example, a few hundred years ago, the colorful sacred cow of Lu Dongbin's family kicked and injured the cow of the barefoot Daxian family, and the case was decided by me. ”
"Oh, is it? That's amazing, my brother, what happened to me?" Zhang Dongjun flattered.
Erlang God patted his chest and said proudly: "You don't know, the two immortals were about to fight at that time. I hurried over to persuade the fight. And I directly closed the case, and the Jade Emperor also rewarded me, saying that I guarded the order of the heavenly court. ”
"In this case, Lu Dongbin was at fault first, and he didn't take good care of his cattle. So, I let the barefoot Daxian family's cow kick Lu Dongbin's cow in turn. Oops, think at the time, the situation was crisis. As soon as I had an idea, I came up with this brilliant idea, Brother Jun, do you say that seconds are not seconds?"
"...... seconds, you're big! Nima, if this is placed in the mortal world, a three-year-old child can go to heaven to judge the case. Zhang Dongjun was speechless for a while, but he still said: "Reliable!
Zhang Dongjun hurriedly changed his clothes and rushed out of the room directly, no longer talking nonsense with Erlangshen, it was simply an insult to his IQ to continue chatting.
He came to the door of Lin Qiandai's room, and because of the experience of the last time, Zhang Dongjun did not dare to push the door open and go in recklessly, but knocked a few times.
"Knock knock!" there was a knock on the door.
After a while, Lin Qiandai, who was wearing white pajamas, opened the door.
I have to say that there are many women's clothes. Lin Qiandai's pajamas changed every day, and when she saw that it was Zhang Dongjun, she opened the door completely, stepped aside, and motioned for him to come in.
"Zhang Dongjun, do you have anything to do with me?" Lin Qiandai closed the door and asked suspiciously.
Zhang Dongjun came to Lin Qiandai this time for two main reasons, one was to tell her that Lin Zhongtian had been solved by himself, and the other was to say goodbye.
Although he now lives in a mansion, he still thinks that his kennel is good, after all, it is also his home. And he also wanted to go to the construction site to see how his house was built.
"That, Miss Lin. Your uncle won't be harassing you anymore. Zhang Dongjun sat on the top and said lightly.
Lin Qiandai poured a glass of water for Zhang Dongjun and asked puzzledly: "Have you found out where my uncle is hiding?"
Zhang Dongjun took the cup and nodded: "Not only did I find it, but I also ......" He paused, took a sip of water and continued: "I killed him!"
Lin Qiandai was stunned on the spot after hearing this, and only reacted after a few minutes, and said in surprise: "What...... What, you killed my uncle?"
Zhang Dongjun had already thought that Lin Qiandai would have this expression before he came, after all, Lin Zhongtian was also her uncle in the livestock.
"That Miss Lin, I'm doing this for your good. If Lin Zhongtian does not get rid of you and your father for a day, you and your father are in danger, and this animal wants to get the harmony before he dies. Zhang Dongjun comforted.
Lin Qiandai nodded, her eyes were a little moist, and she sighed and said, "Zhang Dongjun, I don't blame you for killing him. He is too greedy and deserves it. But he was my uncle after all, and he was very good to me when I was a child. ”
"Although the matter is settled, I will still ask my father to hand over the He Shibi to you. Because only you can guarantee that it won't be taken away by the bad guys. ”
After Zhang Dongjun heard He's Bi, he couldn't help but swallow his saliva. (To be continued.) )