Chapter 411: I'm a virgin, I'm proud!

Yang Yi was stunned for a while, and waited for Xu Shengyue to twist her petite waist and walk out of the distance before coming back to her senses. He touched his nose with a wry smile, his face full of helplessness. "Paralyzed, I said why does this chick always flatter me, it turns out that she thinks I look like her boyfriend. Is there really a handsome guy in the world who looks exactly like me? How could I not know?"

Shen Mo looked at Yang Yi like a monster, with an incredulous expression. "Is there anyone in the world who is as narcissistic as you? Why didn't I see it? Don't you understand what people just said? It's the next one, not the previous one. Grass, what an idiot, the fat sent to the mouth is not even wanted. ”

Shen Mo was indignant, if this good thing was left on him, would he be able to refuse? Will he refuse?

Obviously, in Shen Mo's eyes, Yang Yi is no different from a fool?

Yang Yi was shocked, thinking carefully about what the chick said just now, it seemed that he was really talking about the next term.

The next one? Doesn't that mean she wants me to be her boyfriend? Oh, why did Lao Tzu become stupid?

Glancing at Shen Mo helplessly, he said innocently: "Is our Chinese language too profound, or is this little girl's voice too standard?" Even I, the teacher, didn't even understand the meaning of his words, alas, what a failure, failure." Brother, I took the college entrance examination Chinese test 12, is it blind?"

"I doubt that the grading teacher has a leg with you!" Shen Mo's face was full of disdain.

Yang Yi is quite helpless, this Xu Shengyue is really true. If you want to, just go straight. Who would refuse to do anything? Isn't it a deliberate effort to get along with brain cells? Lacking interest, he sat on the chair that Xu Shengyue had just sat on, and sniffed the smell of Chanel's perfume that was still in the air. There was a hint of obscenity on his face.

If Xu Shengyue liked Yang Yi at first sight, then Yang Yi would not believe it. He is not the male protagonist in a movie or TV series, and he is full of the incomparable aura of the king. As long as the tiger's body is shaken, from the woman to the female mosquito, they can be confused and throw themselves into their arms.

Her sacrificing hue is nothing more than wanting to get the right to interview Yangyi.

Although she didn't know much about Xu Shengyue, Yang Yi knew that she should be that kind of smart woman. It's definitely not going to be lost just for an exclusive interview.

Boyfriend and girlfriend, it sounds good, but it's not a different kind. At the beginning of dating, the one who was too ashamed to pull his hand was also called a boyfriend and girlfriend. Those who have been to bed and have had a baby are also called boyfriends and girlfriends.

For this Xu Shengyue, if he Yang Yi agreed, he would be able to pull his little hand, I am afraid it would be the best result.

Of course, if he can really conquer that chick with his charisma, that's a different story.

It is undeniable that this Xu Shengyue is indeed a beauty. A casual gesture can cause an increase in hormones in a man's body. Yang Yi is not a decent gentleman, so naturally he has a little sexual interest in this chick. But when he thought of her identity, Yang Yi really didn't dare to play this game.

As long as he agreed, no matter what kind of request Xu Shengyue made, he was afraid that he would not be able to refuse. As long as that chick moves his pen and writes in the newspaper that he has been in chaos and abandoned, then he will become a sinner through the ages.

Thinking of being controlled by others in the future, Yang Yi's little sexual interest in his body disappeared.

"Huh!" Shen Mo suddenly screamed, holding a piece of toilet paper in his hand, his face full of excitement, as if he had taken the wrong medicine.

Yang Yi came back to his senses, sneered disdainfully, and said, "Shen Mo, I really admire your hobby." Is it possible that a piece of toilet paper that someone has ever used can make you impulsive? It's too-haha, I've never seen someone as strong as you. ”

Sure enough, it's a lewd-person, how dare you think about anything?

The smile on Shen Mo's face froze, he glanced at Yang Yi fiercely, threw the piece of paper and handed it to Yang Yi, and said with a smile: "This is a mobile phone number, I guess it should be left by Xu Shengyue just now." ”

Yang Yi glanced at it, and sure enough, it was a long list of numbers. At the end of the number, there was a faint lipstick imprint. It looks like it's made with your mouth.

If there is still a little bit of subtlety in the previous statement, then now this lipstick mark is a naked teasing.

Yang Yi was secretly shocked in his heart, this Xu Shengyue really has a hand, I am afraid that he knows the temperament of men. That's why I played such a good trick of seduction.

"I wonder why she didn't leave any contact information or something, it turns out that she was prepared. By the way, where did you find this thing?" Yang Yi asked with a chuckle.

Shen Mo raised the teacup in his hand and smiled proudly. "Under this teacup, if I hadn't been careful, I really wouldn't have found it. ”

Grass, you beg carefully.

Yang Yi glanced at Shen Mo with disdain, and said, "It's useless for this thing to come, that woman is a thorny rose, I don't dare to go up anyway." Do you want to? If you don't, I'll throw it away. ”

"Yes, yes, of course. Fools don't want it. Shen Mo snatched the piece of paper from Yang Yi's hand with a nymphomaniac face, carefully folded it, and put it into the pocket of his clothes. Said with a lewd smile: "I wondered, why am I more handsome than you, so no girl takes the initiative to give me a hug?"

"That's because you're too white. It's like a little white face, people don't dare to prostitute you at first glance. Yang Yi rolled his eyes and said weakly.

Before, this guy was still a humble gentleman, how could he be like a different person after getting acquainted? Lewd, lewd, shameless, lewd, he almost took it all.

"Is it white?" Shen Mo unconsciously touched his handsome cheeks, and said very seriously: "This doesn't seem to be a big problem, or I'll go and tan outside tomorrow." ”

Paralyzed, dead little white face, sunburned you dog-day.

Yang Yi thought indignantly in his heart.

If the woman knew about this guy's inhumane thoughts, she would probably strangle him alive.

It's so hateful, isn't it amazing to be white?

It's a run! a naked run!

Hmph, Lao Tzu's rye color is healthy skin∩ look at the little white face.

"You're not still a chick, are you?" asked Yang Yi as he suddenly craned his neck.

This kid wants to fall in love with a woman when he sees him, so hungry, either a chick or a hungry wolf.

Shen Mo's little white face suddenly turned the color of pig liver. He slapped the table hard, stood up suddenly, and said angrily, "Grass, I'll be a chick? What are you kidding? Will I tell you that I was broken when I was five years old? Will I tell you that I lived with a girl when I was in high school? How could I be a china? You are a chick. ”

He was really angry, this was the most disgraceful scar in his heart, but he didn't expect it to be torn apart mercilessly by Yang Yi. It's fucking infuriating.

Looking at Shen Mo's excited appearance, Yang Yi couldn't wait to laugh out loud, if he wanted to say that this little Wang Ba was not a chick, it was estimated that no one would believe him if he was killed.

Glancing at Shen Mo meaningfully, Yang Yi smiled and said nothing.

"What do you mean by laughing like that?Don't you believe me?" Shen Mo stared at Yang Yi viciously, his face was blue and white.

"I believe it, how can I not believe it. Yang Yi held back a smile desperately, and his face turned red.

Shen Mo's whole body trembled, a pair of eyes glared at Yang Yi like a beast, leaned over, and said coldly: "What kind of expression do you have?

Yang Yi glanced at Shen Mo meaningfully, took a deep breath and suppressed the laughter. "Do you know how a person behaves when they lie?"

"Yes-what's the show?" Shen Mo's heart tightened, and he couldn't even speak.

"Looks. Yang Yi stretched out his hand and pointed to his eyes, and said with a smile: "When a person lies, his eyes are different from others. Your eyes are constantly rolling, which is a sign of weakness. You say, can I trust you?"

Shen Mo was stunned, closed his eyes for a few seconds, and then opened them again. Twisting his neck, he quibbled: "My eyes like to roll, that's natural, not at all what you said." ”

"Born a fart. Yang Yi looked at Shen Mo with disdain, and said softly: "I haven't heard of anyone who has been born with their eyes rolling wildly." Besides, haven't you heard of how to tell the difference between a chick and a non-chick?"

"How can you tell the difference?" Shen Mo asked subconsciously.

Yang Yi glanced at the surroundings mysteriously, lowered his voice and said, "The eyebrows are gathered but not scattered, and the eyes are bright but not mixed." These are all clear signs of chicks. Moreover, can't we Chinese medicine tell from other people's eyes whether a person is overly drunk? That's because of the kidneys, the eyes will be obviously different from others. Of course, it's not too much wine, it's just a non-virgin body, and there will be slight changes, and you can't see it if you don't take a closer look. Look at you, it fits these points exactly. You say you're not a chick, who believes you?"

Yang Yi's half-truthful heart was nonsense, but he stunned Shen Mo, who was stunned.

In fact, Yang Yi is just guessing that Shen Mo is a chick (Li said, he was born in such a family of traditional Chinese medicine. With Shen Shiqiu's old man's temperament, he must be very strict with this little white face, saying that he lived with a girl in high school, and it was impossible to have a girlfriend at that time.

The little white face didn't even panic, and said that he broke at the age of five, which is pure nonsense.

Five-year-old? The little brother is not fully developed, who can break it?

Shen Mo's white and tender little face had already turned the color of pig liver, and he was hesitant for a long time, and he didn't know what excuse to refute. He simply let it go, gritted his teeth and said fiercely: "Hmph, even if what you say is right? What's wrong with me as a chick? Isn't it right that I want to save the best first time for the most sacred moment?

Yang Yi laughed. This man - how can he be so cute?