I was lying on the bed playing with my phone, and when it was almost ten o'clock, the door opened, and it was the guy with a bag of unknown things. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info but today in a set of professional clothes does look a little human

"Yu Xin! I brought you something nice today, would you like to try it?" After he came in, he unceremoniously threw the bag in his hand on the table, and smiled mysteriously, "I promise you will be satisfied!"

"What's delicious?" I jumped out of bed with a light in my eyes and quickly came to the bag, and the smell of fragrance came to my face. You must know that because of unemployment in the past few months, people are too lazy to find a job, and the money on their bodies is used. When the real mountains and rivers are exhausted, but they are so poor that they can't even afford to eat instant noodles! Only now do the poorest know who is the real iron buddy

"It's a secret!" he slapped my hand into the bag. "I can't eat it yet!"

"Cut! Don't let you eat and pull it down" I glanced at the bag unsatisfied, returned to bed and continued to pretend to be asleep, thinking about the fragrant smell, saliva flowed out uncontrollably. I really want that sentence: Oh ~ Fack!

"Don't you brush your teeth and wash your face?" he looked at me as he rolled back into bed in amazement, and then said with a smile, "Otherwise, I'll eat it all later, and don't say I didn't leave it for you!"

Nima, do you know that you are threatening me? I glared at him, "Do you know how you threaten a hungry person and you're going to die a terrible death!" ”

"I'll open the door with the key and come in!" he said with a relaxed face that didn't change his face, and his tone was so casual

~, I stretched out my voice, slammed the pillow on his head, looked at him in surprise and asked, "Where did you get the key?

I looked at his face nervously, but he still answered me flatly

"If you go to prison, you will go to prison, it's not that you haven't been in prison! What's more, you have no reason to call the police at all, if I eat 'public food', you will wait to starve to death!"

You are amazing, without his alms these days, I should indeed be almost hungry. But it's okay to change the subject like this, just now I was worried about whether this thing is angry! Now it's threatening me.

But seeing that he is worried about me like this, I don't have much to say, and since he has said so, I can't continue to stretch my face.

"As long as you lend me three or five thousand and let me last another three or five days, I will not be responsible for stealing the keys to my house. I said to him with a smile on my old face, and I was sure that he would accept my terms, "How about it?

"Borrowing you? Three or five thousand only lasts for a few days? You think too much, you think too much!" he raised his eyebrows, "Besides, who dares to lend you money if you don't have a job, what is the difference between lending you money and a tiger borrowing a pig?"

"Then do you want to borrow it?"

"Don't borrow!"

(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻!You are looking for death! Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unjust

"Director, I want to complain, this thing doesn't follow the lines. That's not the line I gave him at all!"

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"You two, just add some mess to it in the beginning, I've put up with you for a long time. "The director was exposed, didn't want to talk to me and smashed a camera at me

The director is angry, I can't afford to mess with him, I have to apologize quickly!

"Director, I'm sorry! I was wrong, I'll read my part well! Oh ~ Nima!" smashed a bag on the door of the head, I'm damn it! Lao Tzu stopped doing it, brushed his teeth and ate

"Director, I just want to ask why I'm the one who gets beaten every time!"

'Because you're not the main character!'

Damn(ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻!This answer is really tmd's simply 'Then he is not either!Our protagonist is Wang Wanling!Wanling's sister is the protagonist'

"I said that just now did you smash your skin more itchy, do you want to do it again?" said the director, and roughly picked up the camera

Nima→_→! Director, you're enough, heroes don't suffer immediate losses, I apologize

'My fault, my fault, director, don't get excited!' At this moment, my mood is not beautiful, and 10,000 grass and mud horses are galloping in my head

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"I said, let's have a good dialogue, don't mess with the director. I touched the bag on my head with my hand, and Nima was in pain! This is the so-called delicious thing he brought, but it's just a roast chicken

But he saw through my thoughts, and he smiled faintly at me, and then took all the rest of the uneaten parts

"What are you doing? I haven't eaten yet, where are you going!" I looked at the roast chicken he was holding in my hand, and hurriedly ran up to him and stopped him

"Down! Since you're so disdainful. He threw it to me coldly.

"Nima's, why, I said that I haven't eaten enough" The happiness of foodies, others are full after two bites, but I! What's more, before I moved the roast chicken, I was going to pour it, which was disrespectful to the food and disrespectful to foodies. Therefore, for the dignity of food and food, I must stand up and swear to defend the dignity of food and food!

The most important thing is that I haven't eaten yet!

This passage (please ignore the last sentence) suddenly made me feel very hot and enthusiastic, and it made me feel that my body at this moment was full of energy and courage that I had never felt before. Heaven please give me the strength to complete my mission to destroy the roast chicken in front of me and defend each other's dignity. Cannot succumb to the forces of evil

Thinking about it, I somehow picked up the bench!

If you dwell on what you eat, this chapter will be finished.

The director, Mr. Ross, spoke again, oh grass, and glared at me angrily

Oh yo~ Damn, I've provoked this great god again! I finally showed my face, don't just disappear

I coughed lightly and said aggrievedly, "Director, he was the ...... who provoked me first!"

But the director didn't eat this trick at all, and before I finished speaking, the director's camera smashed at my head again, and then the head door was wrapped again......

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MD, this revenge is not a gentleman......

"Let's continue, didn't you really realize that the name 'Wang Wanling' was a girl's name?" It's just that he looks at me with a kiss!

"It's just a name, who cares about it!"

Seeing his cold appearance makes people angry, and I endure it

"Oh! I've seen a lot of anime, and the girls in it are all flat-chested! I think this kind of setting is pretty good, don't you think?"

"Flat-chested?" he raised an eyebrow, "what does it have to do with me! Of course, if it's my woman, I wouldn't be much interested in flat-chested and small buttocks!"

Damn, a pair of machismo, it's unpleasant to watch. I unconsciously retorted, "You know an egg, a flat chest is justice." How can the world be flat if my chest is uneven, if it were my woman, I would have a flat chest......"

Damn digressed, I saw him look at me with a thief smile, and I knew I had said the wrong thing again. And the director, he had already raised the camera, and when I stiffly turned my head to look at the director, he smashed the camera at me again, this time...... I was knocked unconscious

Okay ヽ ( ̄д ̄;) This chapter is finished! Tomorrow we will continue the text!

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