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Zhang Dongjun shook his head and shouted loudly in the waiter's ear: "Is your manager here surnamed Liu?"

After hearing this, the waiter looked at Zhang Dongjun with some vigilance, and asked suspiciously: "It's surnamed Liu, why are you asking this?"

Zhang Dongjun smiled: "I am related to your manager, you go and tell him that his eldest aunt has come to see him." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

When the waiter heard that the person in front of him was the manager's elder, he politely said, "Wait a minute, I'll go to the manager right away." ”

After saying that, the waiter turned and left.

At this time, Erlang God's eyes have been staring at the girls on the dance floor who are hotly dressed and constantly twisting their waists.

Seeing this, Zhang Dongjun shook his hand in front of his eyes, and said jokingly: "Zhenjun, why are you so distracted?"

Erlang God also knew that he was a little out of shape, scratched his face and said embarrassedly: "Brother Jun, your world is really open, those women are dressed as if they weren't wearing them, they are just goblins!"

"What are these, next time I have time to take you to see the shemales, I promise you will be interested. Zhang Dongjun put his arm around Erlangshen's shoulders and said.

After hearing this, Erlang God asked with a confused face: "Shemale, is it a monster born of a human demon?"

"...... this, that is, she has the appearance of a woman, but her body is a man's body. Zhang Dongjun explained on the side.

However, as soon as this sentence came out, it was exchanged for Erlang God's disdainful gaze: "Brother Jun, what is there to look at in a ladyboy." I see each other in Heaven almost every three days, and Guanyin Bodhisattva is a typical representative. ”

“…… yes, how did I forget about this stubble. This Guanyin seems to have written a rotten girl's essay and is preparing to participate in the competition. ”

When the two were chatting, the waiter had already come to the manager's side, nodded and said, "Manager, your aunt is here." ”

When the manager heard this, he stepped forward and roared, "You fuck, my aunt is here." Dare to joke with me, are you tired of being alive?"

The waiter clutched his stomach, with a painful and aggrieved expression on his face, and cried and said, "Manager, your aunt-in-law is really here, just over there!"

After hearing this, the manager was a little puzzled, and said to himself: "Didn't the labor-management aunt marry abroad a long time ago? I haven't seen each other for many years, have they returned to China to see me?"

With doubts, the manager said with a straight face: "Take me over quickly!"

Due to stomach pain, the waiter finally straightened his waist and walked towards Zhang Dongjun's table with the manager.

Zhang Dongjun was still chatting with Erlangshen, and the manager had already walked in front of the two.

Looking at the young two, the manager began to wonder again: "Hey, is my aunt divorced and found a young little white face again?"

"Excuse me, which of you two is my aunt-in-law, why don't you see my aunt?" the manager asked the two with a smile.

Zhang Dongjun looked at the man in front of him in surprise, he was about thirty years old, about 1.75 meters tall, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and he looked like a practice clip.

However, in Zhang Dongjun's heart, this guy's IQ is no longer as simple as arrears, and I am afraid that it has been down for many years.

The man was at least in his thirties, and his aunt was definitely older than his mother.

Even if it's, she gave birth to him at the age of sixteen. Then his aunt is at least fifty years old this year.

And he and Erlang God look like they are in their twenties. There are only two possibilities, the first is that he doesn't have an aunt at all, but is just acting on purpose.

Second, he must have not seen his aunt for a long time, and he hadn't seen his aunt at all.

No matter what it is, Zhang Dongjun still has to play the play to the end.

"Uh-huh, I'm your aunt-in-law. That aunt will come later!" Zhang Dongjun coughed and put on a stand as an elder.

After hearing this, the manager said to the waiter next to him: "Go get two bottles of good wine, I want to have a good drink with my aunt!"

Then he sat opposite Zhang Dongjun, a little embarrassed, after all, the man in front of him looked smaller than himself.

"Well, auntie, I'll ask you something. How long has my aunt been divorced from her ex? ”

When Zhang Dongjun heard this, he instantly determined that the manager was not acting, but really regarded himself as his eldest aunt. But this also saves him a lot of things, and he can also ask something out.

"Well, yes, I've been married to your aunt for more than a year. You also know that we are a match between young and old, and the less people know about it, the better. To make it clear, I'm not greedy for your aunt's money, I'm worth hundreds of millions. See, this is my bodyguard, you can fight ten at a time!" Zhang Dongjun finished speaking, and patted Erlang God on the shoulder.

When the manager heard that Zhang Dongjun was worth hundreds of millions, he said with a smile on his face: "I didn't expect my aunt to be worth more than 100 million at a young age, amazing, amazing!"

Zhang Dongjun saw that the time had come, and hurriedly said: "What is your status in the Liu family? If you don't mess with me, I guarantee that your life is a hundred times stronger than now." ”

When the manager heard this, he was overjoyed, and then began to complain: "Auntie, you don't know. I'm not a cultivator, and those old things in the Liu family treated me as a peripheral disciple and assigned me to this bar. If it sounds good, it's a manager, and if it's bad, it's a spectator. ”

"If the eldest aunt doesn't dislike it, the little nephew is willing to follow. Although I am only a peripheral disciple, ordinary people can't get close to me. ”

Zhang Dongjun nodded: "Alas, I also heard from your aunt that you are a bitter child." Okay, then you can come to my company and become a manager, and the salary is ten times that of now. ”

"Thank you, auntie, thank you!" the manager's face was already happy.

"Damn, I didn't expect this person to be so easy to deceive. Zhang Dongjun thought secretly in his heart.

"By the way, I heard your aunt say that your Liu family is a Xiuzhen family, and I have only seen it on TV before, but I didn't expect it to be in reality. Can you tell me the address, I'm going to visit in a few days. Zhang Dongjun saw that the time was ripe and began to routinely manage the manager.

The manager said with a look of embarrassment: "This ...... The Xiuzhen family is very secretive, and the patriarch sets the rules of the clan and can't let outsiders know, so I really can't say it. ”

Zhang Dongjun slapped the table, stood up directly, pointed at him and said, "Okay, little nephew, I married your aunt, and you still treat me as an outsider?"

After speaking, Zhang Dongjun pulled Erlang God and pretended to be ready to leave.

The manager got up and stopped in front of Zhang Dongjun and persuaded: "Auntie, I didn't treat you as an outsider. You sit, you sit. I'm telling you that it's not okay yet. ”

In the eyes of the manager, Zhang Dongjun is the gold owner. As a manager, he only earns more than 10,000 yuan a month, and he can pay ten times his salary, but he can't afford to offend.

Zhang Dongjun sat back in his position, knocked on Erlang's leg, and waited for the manager to reply.

The manager took out a pack of Chinese cigarettes, handed it to Zhang Dongjun, and helped him light the fire, and then said: "The address of the Liu family is in ......."

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills.

Zhang Dongjun took his acting skills to the extreme, and this manager couldn't see any flaws at all. So there is no defense against Zhang Dongjun. (To be continued.) )