"Hey, hey, stop!"

Fang Ze, who was originally watching the play, heard what the Indian said, and suddenly felt the distance limit between the two sides, and instantly determined that this Indian was his guest this time.

"Stop, stop, what are you going to do to my friends?" Fang Ze said to the two Indians, standing in front of the big.

"Your friend?" the two obese Indian men glanced at Fang Ze with suspicion, and then continued, "You're a foreigner, are you sure you're friends with this pariah?"

"Who do you say is a slut, I'm Tony Stark, the chairman of Stark Industries, can you understand what I say?!"

Before Fang Ze could speak, the Indian who called himself Stark rushed over and yelled again.

"In India, it's impossible for anyone to hide their last name!" one of the two obese men shouted at Sterke, "Look at your ID card, your surname is Stark, you are a registered pariah, do you want to disguise yourself as a foreigner, look at your filthy appearance, people who have been in the toilet for a long time cannot appear in front of the public!"

The two fat men said and waved the rag to hit Stec, Stark quickly hid behind Fang Ze, and then Fang Ze couldn't dodge, and his face was pumped twice by the rag, but fortunately it didn't hurt.

"What are you doing!" at this time, an Indian policeman in a guard uniform walked over and shouted as he looked at the crowd.

"Police, I found a pariah here. The fat Indian man shouted.

"Please call them Scheduled Caste, sir, it's not ancient anymore, everyone in India should have the same rights!" said the Indian policeman, turning his gaze to the dark-skinned Stark.

"Can you show me your ID card?"

"What badge?" Stark didn't understand.

"It's the one you have in your pocket. The policeman said, pointing to a rectangular piece of paper in Stark's pocket.

"This?" Stark took it out and handed it to the police.

"Hmm, Tony Stark?" the policeman glanced at Stark, and although Stark didn't nod, the photo on the ID card was not much different from Stark, so he didn't think much about it.

"Did you come here to buy a ticket?"

"No, I am ... Stark was about to say something, but Fang Ze on the side hurriedly pounced and grabbed Stark and said to the police, "This is my friend, we are indeed here to buy train tickets." ”

"Your friend?" the policeman said in broken and hard-to-understand English, "Here, beware of liars." ”

The policeman probably thought that Stark was a liar, and Fang Ze, a foreigner, was the one who was deceived. Fang Ze couldn't explain anything to this policeman at this time, so he hurriedly nodded and said that he knew.

After the police left, the two obese Indians also left, Stark immediately grabbed Fang Ze and asked, "You are the landlord of my trip, can you explain what is going on?" ”

"Wait a minute, wait a minute. Fang Ze motioned for Stark to be quiet, and then he walked out of the train station with Stark and came to a nearby restaurant.

"Let's talk about how you got here. Fang Ze was very curious about how Stark got here.

"I was in Vietnam to inspect the role of my company's new microchip on the battlefield, and I was injured in a trap. And was captured by a Vietnamese warlord named Wang Thu and asked me to make weapons for him. I didn't want to do that, but a mysterious voice came to me and said that I could go to a place where I enjoyed it for five days, and that my landlord there would be all in charge, and here I was. ”

After listening to Stark's words, Fang Ze finally understood where this guy came from.

When the heroes of the Marvel Universe were brought to the big screen, the backstory of the mission changed a lot because of the global audience, including Iron Man.

In the original Iron Man comics, Tony Stark first appeared in the Vietnam War, not in the Middle East of the movie. However, the general flow of the plot has not changed much. Tony Stark was caught in a trap in Vietnam, with a shard stuck in his heart and in danger of being captured by a Vietnamese warlord named Wang Thu.

Like the unlucky man in the Middle East, the Vietnamese warlord asked Tony to make him weapons and sent him an assistant, the Nobel Prize-winning physicist Hou Yinsen.

Then the two worked together to make the original Iron Man armor, Hou Yinsen sacrificed in order to delay time, Tony killed Wang Qiu and his men to avenge Hou Yinsen, and then returned to China.

The early Iron Man comics were mixed with a lot of ideological colors, and part of the main content was also related to the river crab beast. However, with the rise of opposition to the Vietnam War in the United States at that time, the Iron Man comics had to change some of the settings, and the place where Tony Stark was in distress was changed from the Vietnam War to the Gulf War.

And then there's the Middle East adventure in the movie.

However, although the plot has changed, Stark's character design is in the same vein, so the Mr. Iron Man in front of him is no different from the famous playboy Tony Stark who just appeared in the movie.

"I'm sorry, I was supposed to have a comfortable bedroom and five days of non-stop play for you, but because something happened to me personally, I came to India. ”

"This is India?"

"Yes, New Delhi, the capital of India, and if nothing else, we are going to Heidepur, India. ”

"I think I might as well go back to Vietnam. Stark felt a little desperate when he knew what kind of country he was in.

"When you go back, you have to think about your heart. Fang Ze pointed to Tonisterk's body and said, "At least you have a healthy body now." ”

"Wait, I just wanted to ask, why do I look like this now?" Tony Stark asked as he stared at Fang Ze after looking at his dark body and hands.

"Well, you're supposed to be an Indian. Fang Ze took out his phone and asked Stark to look at his appearance according to the reflection of the phone's screen.

"I used to live in Huaxia, and all the guests would become Huaxia when they came. And maybe the reason why you became Indian is because this is India. ”

"Okay, okay. Stark shook his head, although he has now become an Indian, but it is really as Fang Ze said, it is not too bad, after all, his original body has a fragment inserted in his heart, and he doesn't know when he will hang up.

"And one last question, why did those two fat pigs call me a pariah!" Stark was angry at the mention of this.

"Show me your ID card. Fang Ze stretched out his hand and asked for Stark's identity card.

India is a country without an identity card, not before, to be exact. And unlike other countries that don't have ID cards, most people in India don't have social security cards, no medical cards, and no driver's licenses, so it's hard to prove their identity in the event of an accident.

It is very difficult for a federal India to issue an identity card to each of its billions of citizens. However, the Indian government does not intend to let it go, but has carried out a very ambitious plan.

That is to build an identity database that includes photographs, personal information, iris and fingerprints of Indian nationals.

Recording the iris of the people of the whole country, this is something that no country on the earth has done so far, no matter how much you laugh at the efficiency of India's work, people are indeed slow to start this work, although several years have passed, this work is still not completed, but after all, there is a lot of progress compared to before.

Some of them were given their own 12-digit ID number and a paper-like card, which can be called an identity card.

However, it is worth mentioning that although the personal database represented by this ID card recorded the iris information of Indians, making India the most advanced iris recognition country in the world, these iris recognition related technologies were provided by a company in Huaxia.

Moreover, in addition to Huaxia, the United States has also provided a lot of technical assistance, so that India can even directly use iris to verify identity and handle related business in some of the most advanced places.

As for why two countries that do not have their own citizen iris information databases would be so kind to help India, the reason is self-evident.

All of this data is stored on the computer, not on this card. Stark's identity card has all kinds of identity information forged by Da Meow for him, and the largest font is Stark's name.

Tony stark.

It has been mentioned earlier that the untouched people in India are excluded from the four major castes, and their surnames are called Scheduled Castes. Basically, everything that does not belong to the four castes is a scheduled attribute, and it is a scheduled caste. Therefore, if a foreigner settles in India and becomes an Indian citizen, unless there is a Brahmin who is willing to help change the surname to one of the four castes, once you become an Indian citizen, your name will be one of the scheduled castes in India, and your status will change from Kshatriya, which originally enjoyed certain privileges, to a pariah.

This is the kind of problem Stark encountered, because Stark does not belong to one of the four castes in India, so he is counted as a list of untouchables.

After Fang Ze explained to Sterke, our Mr. Iron Man's eyes widened and he looked at Fang Ze, "You mean, I can only be a pariah for five days here?!"

"Of course not. Fang Ze patted Stark on the shoulder and said, "Although you can't disguise yourself as a foreigner, you can fake your surname and tell others that you are a Shudra or Vaishya. Anyway, as long as you don't let others see your ID card. ”

"Can't I say I'm a Kshatriya or a Brahmin?"

"Kshatriya is okay, Brahmins are in difficulty. Fang Ze explained to Stark, "The high caste and the low caste in India are not the same kind of people, the high caste people are very white, you can see it at a glance. And there is a saying in India that Brahmins are Brahmins everywhere, just because Brahmins and other castes do not look the same. If you disguise yourself as a Brahmin, you will be killed. ”

"Okay, okay. Stark was completely speechless. Seriously, if he hadn't been unlucky over there and was dying, he would have almost wanted to go back immediately.

"By the way, how did those two people know you were a pariah?"

"Because when I opened my eyes, I found myself in a very dirty toilet, and two Indians on the opposite side were wiping their asses with their hands, and I was holding my ID card and the two Indians were seeing it. ”

"Why didn't you resist when they beat you?" Fang Ze was a little curious. Because Stark's temper is not too good, and he is not helpless after he is out of armor. Stark's fighting ability is not bad, and there may be a gap compared to his good friend American team, but it is much more than ordinary people.

"Didn't I just say that when I appeared in the toilet, they were wiping their butts with their hands?" Stark replied after listening to Fang Ze's words, his eyes rolled for a moment.

"yes, what's wrong with that?" Fang Ze asked puzzledly, "It's true that the Indians wiped their farts with their left hands." ”

"After they've wiped their buttocks with their hands, they'll have to find something to wipe their hands. Stark looked at Fang Ze, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "It's not that I can't beat the two of them, I just don't want those two rags to hit me." ”

"Me, me!"

Fang Ze listened to Stark's words, and almost didn't spurt out a mouthful of old blood.

That's the reason why you hid behind me just now!

Can you have said it earlier, you are hiding behind me, and I have two rags on my face!

"I didn't mean to. Stark shrugged his innocents.

"I know you didn't mean it, you did it on purpose!" Fang Ze wanted to strangle this thing.

"It's time to eat, and we can talk about it after we eat. Stark saw Fang Ze's appearance and quickly changed the topic.

The waiter brought two plates, and in the plates were a ball of paste, I don't know what it was, but it had a strong curry-flavored food.

It's good that it's not Utan Pradesh, so there's cutlery next to the plate.

"What is this, can you really eat it?" Stark picked up the spoon and glanced at the sticky object on the plate, a little skeptical.

"Why don't you try it first? Fang Ze glanced at the food in front of him, and he was a little afraid to eat. Lao Dong told him that the food eaten by the lower class people in India and the food eaten by the upper class people are two different concepts.

"I'll taste it. "Stark has also been imprisoned in Vietnam for a long time before, and he hasn't eaten anything delicious, so he can't care about his appearance at this time, so he goes down with a spoonful and feeds the food to his mouth.

And then.

"I want to throw up. Stark looked at Fang Ze with an uncomfortable expression.

"If you knew where they made it, you'd want to throw up more. Fang Ze turned his head to look inside the restaurant and said to Stark.

Fang Ze's table was facing the kitchen, he hadn't noticed it before because he was chatting, but now that he looked at it, let alone anything else, just the flies that were born to fly could make the two of them full.

"Gross. Iron Man looked in the direction of Fang Ze's head, and finally couldn't help but vomit.