A man in a strange costume stands at the edge of the building, and the narrator says something that makes the blood boil, and for a moment this interesting opening arouses the interest of the audience. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

When the 'weirdo' jumped off the building and finally burped on a sports car, the entire theater audience couldn't help but laugh.

Indeed, this guy in the opening scene is really funny.

According to Huaxia's side, this product is a brain-dead.

At first, everyone thought that this product had some ability or something, but who knew that this product was hiccupping.

However, this routine did make some film critics shine, and at the same time, it also made everyone realize that this movie is a little different.

With the brain-dead burp, the passers-by who originally cheered and applauded when the goods jumped off the screen left the scene with strange expressions or loss, which also caused laughter from the audience.

Immediately, the title of the movie appeared on the screen.

【Kick-ASS】

This strange opening really aroused the interest of the film critics present, as well as the bosses of many large and small entertainment companies who attended the premiere, and also made everyone have the desire to continue watching.

After all, this opening is really different from the opening of most current films, there are laughs, slots, and unusual routines.

And after seeing that everyone began to be interested, a cowhide booming look immediately appeared on Coco's little face, and a comic look of 'I have the world, I am the master of the world' began to appear.

The actor Dave appears.

This is an absolute American diao silk high school student, and at the beginning of the scene, this thing is in class, and he has some kind of fantasy about his middle-aged teacher.

Bursts of chuckles rang out in the audience.

I don't know if these guys saw Dave, ringing out of their green high school years, or if they simply had a lot in common with Dave.

But it is undeniable that Dave's kind of goods exist on American high school campuses, and there are many such goods, so this scene is very realistic.

What the?

That's not the case with American high school students, you say?

Hahaha!

It's not to say that you know too little about American high school students.

Dave's kind of goods can definitely represent most male diao silk in American high schools, and there is no exaggeration at all.

"This is the virtue of all high school boys in the United States?"

Nuwa in the back row couldn't help but stretch out her head curiously and asked.

Kim Hyun Tae unconsciously thought of Omar in Miami and the white fat man Vincent, and also remembered the first time he saw Vincent, the white fat man didn't have time to put on pants in the basement, and the scene full of tissues, so he nodded with a strange expression.

"Art comes from life, and life is often more exaggerated than art. ”

Immediately, Kim Hyun-tae said such a sentence to Nuwa meaningfully, which caused Nuwa to look thoughtful.

"How do you know?"

After a short while, Nuwa asked again.

Kim Hyun-tae replied: "I went to high school in the United States, and I have two good friends, and they are like Dave in the film, which is very strange. ”

After listening to Kim Hyun-tae's answer, Nuwa looked at Kim Hyun-tae with a strange expression, which made Kim Hyun-tae very uncomfortable.

"As the old saying goes, those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black, who makes what friends, you say that your two friends are very strange, comparable to Dave in the movie, then you yourself ......"

Speaking of this, Nuwa smiled mysteriously.

At this time, the plot of the movie just advanced to the moment when Dave returned home and took out a box of paper to perform an indescribable act.

Nuwa looked at the screen with a very funny expression, and then retracted her gaze to look at Kim Hyun Tae, and her gaze slowly moved down, and finally locked on Kim Hyun Tae's crotch, which made Kim Hyun Tae embarrassed.

At this time, Kim Hyun Tae really wanted to grab Nuwa's neck, shake her body vigorously, and yell at her, "You are a goddess!

Of course, this kind of thing, Kim Hyun Tae can only think about it in his heart, he doesn't dare to really put it into practice.

After all, although Nuwa in a different time and space is funny, she is still Nuwa after all.

Ke Ke sensed that something was wrong with his master's eyes, and then raised his hand and patted Nuwa's forehead.

Syllable!

The little guy didn't mean to be polite at all, and his shot looked quite heavy.

I have to say that with such an apprentice as Keke, Nuwa's master is also quite tragic.

Fortunately, Nuwa, who is a master, is also a wonderful, and she doesn't care at all about her apprentice being so disrespectful.

"Don't look at what you shouldn't, your eyes are too obscene, pay attention to it in public! Don't tell outsiders that you are my master, I feel ashamed!"

The little guy complained very unceremoniously about his master Nuwa.

On the other hand, Nuwa didn't care at all, she didn't mean to be ashamed at all, but mysteriously squeezed her eyebrows and eyes, showing how much fun she wanted, and stretched out her hand to poke Kim Hyun-tae.

"Did you do anything like this Diaosi named Dave in the movie?"

You're too curious, and is this question someone like you can ask?

Kim Hyun-tae's face darkened, and he suddenly felt that Nuwa was even more naïve than his daughter Coco.

Sitting up straight silently, Kim Hyun Tae didn't plan to deal with Nuwa, otherwise he didn't know what kind of embarrassing questions Nuwa would continue to ask.

"Yo, are you shy? Looks like you've done this before, but it's understandable, after all, you're so young and vigorous, you definitely need it. ”

Nuwa laughed sheepishly, and made up some scenes in her own mind, and then talked to herself.

But Anne interjected at this time, "William and I are very harmonious, you don't have to worry about physical matters, if you are interested in William, I think you might as well take advantage of me to go out and solve it for William personally, I am a very generous person." ”

Nuwa was scolded by Anne, and she didn't know what to say for a while.

Don't look at how she behaves like a female hooligan, in fact, it all depends on Kim Hyun-tae's bullying.

If Kim Hyun-tae behaved more hooligans than hooligans, then Nuwa wouldn't dare to be like this.

So when Anne came out, Nuwa suddenly withered.

After all, Anne behaves like an 'old driver', so Nuwa feels that a 'little girl' like her should not be better than driving with an 'old driver' like Anne.

In fact, this is because Nuwa doesn't know much about the relationship between Anne and Kim Hyun-tae.

If she really knew about the relationship between Annie and Kim Hyun-tae, she would probably not be so jealous.

Because Anne's appearance as an 'old driver' is simply pretended.

In fact, she didn't look at giving birth to two babies, in fact, she didn't necessarily have more experience than Nuwa.

However, it is precisely because Anne has two babies that in Nuwa's opinion, she is an absolutely experienced 'old driver'.

So in the face of an 'old driver' like Annie, Nuwa feels that her wisest choice is to wither quickly, don't be strong, otherwise she will definitely make a fool of herself.

And when she saw Nuwa shrinking her head and feet and being extremely funny, Anne suddenly became interested in Nuwa.

It was really because of the performance of Nuwa, the oriental goddess, that Anne felt that her previous impression of the oriental goddess was very wrong.

And teasing Nuwa, such a goddess, is also quite interesting for Anne.

"You just flirted with my man, could it be that you are interested in my man?"

Anne looked at Nuwa with a smile and asked.

Nuwa sat in the back row with her neck curled up, imagining herself as a little turtle as much as possible, not to mention how funny it looked.

It's a pity that in the end, Nuwa's imaginary 'old driver Annie' began to start the car.

"King Haibian" continues its own plot, staging the tragic life of Dave, the American diao, everything is so real, although some places are exaggerated, but it is not divorced from reality.

It's hard to imagine that the script was written by Coco, a little girl who is less than three years old.

Because the 'Diao Steve' portrayed by the little guy is really too real and too representative, it is obvious that the little guy is definitely not such a character created by imagination, and there is definitely a prototype.

So who can a little girl less than three years old create and prototype this character to?

It must be someone she's seen and come into contact with.

So could it be her father, Kim Hyun Tae?

This thought crossed the minds of many people.

But soon, the idea was dismissed.

Some people turned their heads and looked at Kim Hyun-tae, who was sitting on the second floor, and thought that their idea was really funny.

Kim Hyun-tae is extremely handsome and has a lot of wealth in his hands, and such a young man can definitely make countless girls cry and shout for a hug, where they will go home and close the door and jerk themselves off like Diao Steve in the film.

Therefore, the prototype for Coco to create this character will definitely not be her father Kim Hyun Tae.

At this time, Kim Hyun-tae didn't know that everyone watching the movie would have such a guess.

In fact, in Kim Hyun-tae's personal opinion, the energy shown by Dave is a combination of the temperaments of Omar and Vincent.

And Kim Hyun-tae, who has experience of American high school life in a different time and space, also admits that it is the American high school diao silk boys in a different time and space, which is indeed similar to what Dave showed in the film.

The plot has advanced to the point where Dave wants to be a hero, and he makes a green costume himself, and then starts to 'do chivalrous' on the streets.

As Dave made a fool of himself again and again, everyone in the theater began to laugh constantly, and it was obvious that everyone was immersed in the plot of "King Haibian".

Of course, there are also many people who are curious, why hasn't the role played by Coco yet appeared?

After all, everyone didn't come to see Dave's goods, the main purpose was to come for Cocoa.

Soon, the character played by Coco finally appeared.

In a strange and empty scene, Coco appears with a Chinese actor who plays his father, who carries a pistol and says a long line in his hand.

[Don't worry, kid, getting hit won't feel worse than punching you in the chest.] 】

The super killer girl played by Coco frowned, [I hate being punched in the chest]

The lines are still very normal so far.

But if the bear child's version of "King Haibian" does not appear alternative, then Coco is not Coco.

After all, after the hands of the little guy, this "King of the Sea Flat" will definitely have Coco's personal style.

So the dirtier lines appeared.

The Chinese version of 'Big Daddy' [Don't worry, you don't have to worry about your chest now, that's ten years from now], then raised his hand and shot, and Coco flew out upside down......

Coco, who was less than three years old on the screen, was shot, although everyone knew it was fake, but it caused bursts of exclamations.

"Coco, did you write this line, or did the director change it?"

Such dirty lines made Kim Hyun-tae frown a little.

The little guy replied to his father violently, "Of course I wrote it, the director wants to change it and I don't agree, he must respect me as the author of the script." ”

Kim Hyun-tae's forehead was throbbing......