"Erdeng, take your noodles away, don't let me send it to you, every day is like an uncle, you will fall without eating labor!" Zhang Dongjun shouted to the bedroom while opening the window of the Jade Emperor's private message. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"No...... Don't!" Hearing this, Erdeng hurriedly put away the two charms, flashed to the kitchen in an instant, picked up the bowl with instant noodles, and poured it directly into his mouth.

"Bald donkey, this is freshly cooked noodles, don't you feel hot?" Zhang Dongjun was stunned when he saw Erdeng eating like this, and couldn't help but ask with some concern.

"Ah, I ......!¥%%" Erdeng seemed to have his tongue burned, and after talking for a long time, Zhang Dongjun didn't understand a word.

Translation: "I don't think it's hot, it's okay." ”

If Zhang Dongjun understands what he means, he will definitely turn on the spit mode again.

Zhang Dongjun didn't know what to say when he saw Erdeng muttering there, so he said impatiently: "If you have something, go to the doctor, and if you have nothing to do, go study your charm!"

Erdeng nodded, said something vaguely, and then disappeared into the kitchen.

"These two lights are really anxious about his IQ, and I don't know how he lived to this age, it's not easy. It's so infuriating and funny to think about. Zhang Dongjun shook his head, looking at the embarrassment of Erdeng, a smile appeared on his face.

After the second light left, Zhang Dongjun took out his mobile phone, clicked the red envelope button, and the camera pointed at the Jade Emperor's glass bowl and pressed to take a picture.

"Click!" the camera rang, and the glass bowl on the table vanished.

A red envelope appeared on the private message window with the Jade Emperor.

Every time Zhang Dongjun sends a red envelope, the Jade Emperor almost opens it in seconds, and this time it is the same.

"Your red envelope has been claimed by the Jade Emperor!" a small line of hints appeared below the red envelope.

"Ten, nine, eight...... Three, two, one!" Zhang Dongjun looked at the time on his phone and began to count down.

As expected, when he finished counting one, the message of the Jade Emperor came on time.

Jade Emperor: "Brother Jun, I have been good at craftsmanship recently, the noodles were too spicy some time ago, and this time I made them delicious, sour and spicy." I like you more and more for me to eat!"

The Jade Emperor is like setting up an automatic reply, and the time before and after each bowl of noodles is at most a few seconds.

Zhang Dongjun was embarrassed after reading this information: "It's not whether my craftsmanship is good or not, but this time I bought Laotan sauerkraut beef noodles, and I have been eating braised beef noodles some time ago." If it weren't for the fact that there wasn't a whole box of braised beef noodles in the shop, I wouldn't have been able to change the taste, and I'm afraid you wouldn't like it. ”

This is just what Zhang Dongjun thought, he didn't explain so much to the Jade Emperor, anyway, he couldn't understand what he said, so he had to pretend to be b and reply to him:

"This is a new practice for the Jade Emperor, in which the process is very complicated, especially this sauerkraut, to soak for seven days and seven nights, and to wait day and night, and this soup is made of forty-nine kinds of materials. Doesn't it feel that this side is particularly refreshing and strong? ”

Jade Emperor: "No wonder, no wonder. Brother Jun is really painstaking, I'm happy, I'm happy. I'll eat this kind of noodles in the future!"

Zhang Dongjun saw that the Jade Emperor believed it, and kept clicking on the screen with both hands and replied: "If the Jade Emperor likes it, I will continue to study new methods for you to eat, and ensure that you have several flavors to eat."

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he was very happy and replied: "Okay, Brother Jun understands his intentions, by the way, how many people do you believe in the world?"

"How many believers look, how come I don't know?" Zhang Dongjun asked with doubts.

Jade Emperor: "The power of belief is merit, although doing good deeds also adds merit, but some people believe in you, and it is naturally much faster than doing good deeds, which is why so many immortals set up temples in the world." ”

"If a person believes in adding a little merit, he will only add a few points to doing good deeds, and more than ten points. If 100,000 people believe in you, then your merit will reach 100,000, which is much faster than if you do good deeds. ”

Zhang Dongjun put down his mobile phone, thought about what the Jade Emperor said repeatedly, and thought for a long time.

"The more people who believe, the more merit will be attained, faster than doing good deeds. I haven't done much good deeds during this time, and my merits will increase exponentially. ”

"Damn, if I have more than 800,000 merits, wouldn't there be more than 800,000 people who believe in me? I'm not a god, where did I get so many envelopes? Besides, I didn't go to the earthquake relief, and I didn't donate the money, I just made a movie. ”

It turns out that fans are also counted as believers, this must be the case, only this one explains. I finally know where so much merit came about. Hahahaha!" Zhang Dongjun finally figured out the question that had puzzled him for a long time, and then laughed heartily.

If you know how merit comes from, you know how to earn it. The only way Zhang Dongjun can do it is to attract more fans, and the only way is to continue acting in the movie.

"Acting in a movie, being able to make money, and at the same time being able to cultivate more, what a cool thing it is. Zhang Dongjun thought in his heart.

After eating instant noodles, the Jade Emperor sent the glass bowl back, and asked Zhang Dongjun to wash the dishes every time.

Who called someone the Jade Emperor, just washing the dishes, and didn't really let himself eat for him.

Jade Emperor: "Brother Jun, be punctual every day! And the Queen Mother asked me to bring you a message, saying that she wants to eat beef rolls." ”

“.…..” Zhang Dongjun looked at the Jade Emperor's information and was speechless for a while. Is the mouth of the people of this heavenly court so greedy?

"Okay, Jade Emperor. Tomorrow I will send a red envelope to the Queen Mother. Zhang Dongjun replied to the message of the Jade Emperor and put the phone back in his pocket.

Everything was done, Zhang Dongjun came to the bedroom full of joy, Erdeng this guy found a brush cinnabar and yellow paper from nowhere, and kept drawing on the paper while looking at the magic talisman.

After each drawing, Erlan shook his head with a look of disappointment, and then crumpled the discarded charm into a ball of paper.

After a while, the room was full of paper balls thrown by Erdeng and Zhang Dongjun said helplessly: "Master Erdeng Master, shall we throw it in the trash? I have put it next to you, why are you still throwing it on the ground, is there a problem with your eyes?" ”

Erdeng ignored Zhang Dongjun, scratched his bald head, and said to himself: "There is still something missing, what is missing." What's missing?"

Zhang Dongjun was speechless for a while, these two lamps were completely demonic in order to study the spells of the immortals.

Lying on the bed, Zhang Dongjun had a merit record in his mind, and in just a few hours, Zhang Dongjun had increased his merit by more than 200,000 yuan, which frightened him.

If this momentum continues, within a month, you will have tens of millions of fans.

After reading the merit record, Zhang Dongjun then closed his eyes, felt the second dragon qi in his body, and felt a lot stronger, and he was surprised to find that there was a shadow of the third dragon qi.

---- to be continued---- I heard that the next chapter will be even more exciting!