"Friends in front of the computer, I am going to drive out of the capital now, to the destination of this trip, as for the destination, it is a place hundreds of kilometers away, what is the name of this place, please allow me to sell it first, in short, it is a very beautiful place. "Zhou Tian, who sold a pass, said that he was about to start the car.

As everyone knows.

His words.

provoked a lot of netizens who watched this show.

It's all fryer.

Almost everyone.

are all leaving messages.

And their message.

There is only one content for all.

That's a traffic jam.

Other words.

These netizens who watched the show heard that Sunday was going to start his journey from the capital, and they all bluntly said that there would be a traffic jam on Sunday.

"The capital, the first block, I estimate that by this time tomorrow on Sunday, I haven't left the capital yet, why?

"How did he choose this time of day to travel today? Doesn't he know the traffic jam? ”

"At this point on Sunday, I didn't choose it well, I really didn't choose it well, because of traffic jams, big traffic jams. ”

"Sunday's unlucky urge, you just enjoy the traffic jam. ”

There are also some netizens who watched it, and they arranged the jokes with their brains, and then sent these jokes to the screen as a barrage.

"On Sunday, let's bring sleeping bags, snacks, good music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam very leisurely. ”

"Zhou Tian's friends invited Zhou Tian to dinner, set off at 4 p.m., and at 10 p.m., he was still stuck in traffic jams, and Zhou Tian's brothers called to report, saying that Zhou Tian, we have finished eating, just waiting for you to settle the bill, Zhou Tian cried and fainted, because he was still stuck in traffic for several hours. ”

"Because of the traffic jam, so that the commuters avoid the peak period of congestion after work, so that the takeaway merchants living next to the office building are often busy, because of the traffic jam, so that too many cars have changed one set of audio equipment after another, bought stacks and stacks of CDs, because of the traffic jam, so that mobile phones and car phones become necessary accompanying facilities, their own loneliness at the same time, the telecommunications industry is booming, because of the traffic jam, the prostate erupted on Sunday. ”

"Because of the traffic jam, too many people have become accustomed to smoking and waiting, quietly sponsoring the tobacco industry in our country in boredom. Because traffic jams are a way to stimulate economic growth and solve the problem of social employment. Because of the traffic jam, there is a lot of time to grind on the road, and the work that could have been completed in one day has been delayed for two or three days. Labor efficiency has decreased, so there are more jobs to find people to do, and only then can there be more jobs. ”

"A friend called, Zhou Tian, where are you?" Zhou Tian replied, I am at the exit of the highway out of the city. An hour later, a friend called, "Zhou Tian, where are you?" Zhou Tian replied, "I'm at the exit of the highway out of the city." Three hours later, a friend called, "Zhou Tian, where are you?" Zhou Tian replied, "I'm at the exit of the highway out of town." Ten hours later, Sunday was still at the exit of the expressway. Why? because of the traffic jam!"

Looking at these constantly flashing jokes, Zhou Tian was completely helpless, but he didn't expect that the things that made him even more helpless were still to come.

really let those netizens guess that when Zhou Tian left the capital, he really encountered a traffic jam and a big traffic jam.

Look around.

It's all cars.

It's all cars out of town.

The main reason for such a scene is that people think that there were many people out of the city yesterday, and in order to avoid the peak period of going out of the city yesterday, they deliberately chose to go out of the city today.

One thinks so.

Doesn't matter.

Two people thought so.

It doesn't matter.

Three people, thirty people, three hundred people, three thousand people, it doesn't matter if you think so. But 30,000, 300,000, 3,000,000 people think so, it's a bad thing.

The result of bad things.

It's a traffic jam.

Completely stuck in traffic.

Look at the traffic jam in front of you.

Zhou Tian smiled helplessly at the camera.

Didn't speak at all.

Netizens who watched it.

They all sent out a gloating barrage message.

"Hahaha...... Hahaha...... , really let us guess, really let us guess, Zhou Tian really encountered a traffic jam, hahaha...... Hahaha....... ”

"I'm going, won't I, we're really right? When I went out of the city on Sunday, I really encountered a traffic jam? This Nima is too much to back his point, what is this? What is this?"

"Today's No. 1, it stands to reason that there shouldn't be a traffic jam? Why is there a traffic jam? It shouldn't be that people do this on purpose to embarrass Zhou Tian, right? If this is the case, how unsuccessful is Zhou Tian's character design?"

"Upstairs, the analysis is wrong, I estimate that the people in the entire capital thought that yesterday was the peak time to go out of the city, so they all wanted to avoid the rush hour, but they bumped into each other again. Speaking of which, Zhou Tian is still unlucky, if he had started to go out of the city yesterday, he would not have been blocked like this. ”

"I estimate that Sunday will be blocked on the road at this time tomorrow, and I wish Sunday to be blocked until the day after tomorrow. ”

"On Sunday, the traffic jam is good, the traffic jam is happy, and we like to see the traffic jam on Sunday. ”

Crooked mouth.

Looking at Zhou Tian, who was leaving a barrage of messages from netizens, he couldn't help but crook his mouth, and then said to the camera, "The messages of netizens, I read it, to be honest, I was really moved, I didn't expect netizens to care about me so much, in order not to let me suffer on the road, they all expect me to be blocked until the day after tomorrow, for this, I can only express my deep gratitude, thank you, thank you very much!"

Countless netizens.

After listening to Zhou Tian's words.

Laughed and vomited.

Holy.

What is this?

What is this?

Why do we care about you?

What do we want you to be safe?

Why don't we let you suffer on the way?

What the hell is this?

Sunday, you really will find relief for yourself.

Thereupon.

Netizens who were stimulated by Zhou Tian's words launched a barrage ridiculing Zhou Tian even harder.

on this.

Sunday passed by with a smile.

The more barrage netizens post, the more energetic they participate, and correspondingly, the higher the click-through rate and popularity of this show, and the more money he gets on Sunday.

In light of this.

Zhou Tiancai smiled, and even had a slight hint of joy in his heart.

More than ten minutes later.

Looking at the barrage of messages, Zhou Tian suddenly had an idea.

He said to the camera: "Usually there is a traffic jam like the one I have now, and it is usually impossible to walk in a few hours. We all know that people have three urgencies, especially in this case, people will be more anxious. So at this time, we need to use certain props. ”

After speaking.

He picked up a pulsating bottle that had drunk all the water, shook it towards the camera, and then continued: "This is a pulsating bottle, its capacity is 500lm, and we men can choose to solve it through it when they are in three emergencies. Some men need pulsating bottles, like me, and they need pulsating bottles. Some men don't need pulsating bottles, as long as they are plastic bottles, they can solve their dilemma. ”

At this point.

Zhou Tian pointed to the male assistant sitting in the co-pilot seat with his finger and teased, "Like the assistant in front of me, he doesn't need to pulse the bottle, the plastic bottle of mineral water can." ”

In a flash.

The big screen in front of Zhou Tian was crowded with barrages with the words "old driver" ridiculed by netizens.

"Old driver. ”

"Damn, old driver Zhoutian. ”

"Zhou Tian is actually an old driver?"

"I'm going to it, I can't believe it, Zhou Tian is actually an old driver, is there anything more terrible than this?"

Looking at the barrage ridiculed by netizens, Zhou Tian smiled, and then twisted the camera out of the car.

Outside the car.

There is an empty car-sized open space.

Perhaps because of the boredom of the traffic jam, dozens of people gathered around this small open space at this time to watch the fight.

The so-called fighting dance.

In fact, it is a dance competition to see who dances the best.

The man who fights the dance.

Can be male.

It can also be female.

It can even be old.

Of course.

At this time, the appearance of fighting dance is not necessarily a competition for whose dance is better, but because of traffic jams, people seem bored, and they have to take a measure to kill time.

Look at the crowd of dancers in front of you.

Zhou Tian suddenly came up with the idea of going out to talk to these people, and this idea became more and more intense as the traffic jam time gradually increased.