Chapter 135: Zhang Xinzhe is Wu Yanzu's mother

Liu Dong, who was discussing between Li Manyu and Xiao He, was sitting in the back row of the movie theater at this time, waiting for the opening of the movie with Master Liu.

"What's so good about this movie, it's not funny and has no special effects, it's better to watch the Hollywood blockbuster "Jaws"!" Liu Dong stuffed a popcorn into his mouth and said reluctantly.

Just now he saw a movie poster outside, called "Jaws: Lethal Weapon", and I don't know what it has to do with the "Jaws" filmed by Spielberg.

But no matter what, it won't be worse than this "Mingming", this look at the poster knows that it's another dull and boring film.

"But with Zhou Xun and Wu Yanzu, it should be very good-looking!" Master Liu said with great interest.

"Zhou Xun, how can you be beautiful, this Wu Yanzu is not as handsome as me, it is better to go back and look in the mirror!" Liu Dong said angrily.

"Giggle...... Master Liu was also amused by his cheekiness, grabbing his arm and laughing.

"I'm telling the truth, okay!" Liu Dong spread his hands helplessly, Zhou Xun's type was not his cup of tea, and he didn't think Wu Yanzu was handsome.

"Bragging!" Master Liu smiled and grabbed a handful of popcorn and stuffed it into Liu Dong's mouth.

Liu Dong didn't resist either, opened his mouth and swallowed it, adding her saliva by the way.

"Ahh

"Aren't you disgusting!" she looked at Liu Dong with pretended disgust, her hands still wiping his clothes.

Liu Dong didn't care, and smiled narrowly, "It's disgusting now, why don't you say it when you eat?"

"Hey......" Master Liu was ashamed and annoyed, and couldn't bear the feeling when he thought of kissing, and his face instantly flushed, spreading all the way to his neck.

"I won't tell you, the movie is about to start!" Seeing her like this, Liu Dong stopped teasing her, otherwise he wouldn't be able to help it again, which was not suitable for the public.

"Hmph!" Master Liu also noticed that he was a little out of shape, glared at him fiercely, sat a little farther away, grabbed the popcorn from his hand and ate it himself.

Liu Dong's heart warmed when he saw her delicate appearance, and his hand reached over to hold her right hand tightly, waiting for the opening of the movie.

Liu Shishi did not refuse, let him hold it, found a comfortable position to sit on the chair, stuffed popcorn into his mouth one by one, and fed Liu Dong two from time to time.

Slowly, the lights in the cinema dimmed, and the movie officially began.

Liu Dong hasn't seen this movie, and he hasn't even heard of it, but he expects that two more big stars should be no different.

In fact, this movie is terrible beyond imagination, or this is a movie, it is all praise, this is simply a super feature MV.

The plot has no logic at all, and even the much-criticized superhero children's films for children are not as good, and they finally have a complete story.

And the camera flashed too fast, floating around, the last second was still looking for the red-haired Nana, but the next second Nana suddenly appeared in front of her, it is said that this is the stream of consciousness in the film and television industry, with the purpose of making the audience unable to understand.

The dialogue is even more powerless to complain, and it is not human at all, for example, the black-haired chivalrous woman obviously complained to the ice man Wu Yanzu angrily: "Why can't you love me?" and then pinched the little pink fist and beat Wu's chest, and there is also the sound effect of the pink fist: "Jump~~Jump~~Jump~~Jump~~", the cinema stereo surround sound, it sounds great.

Speaking of the characters, they uphold the essence of ethical taboo art, not seeking logic but fright.

The red-haired Zhou Xun took a lot of trouble from the box snatched by the gangster Zhang Xinzhe and fell into the hands of Wu Yanzu, he ran to a remote place and opened the box in the heavy snow, and found that it was an empty box.

At this time, a voiceover that made all the audience creep sounded that it was Zhang Xinzhe reading the letter, and Zhang Xinzhe admitted in the letter that he was Wu Yanzu's mother!!

Zhang Xinzhe finally claimed that he was Wu Yanzu's mother!

After being transgendered, he became the boss of the Hong Kong underworld!

At the end of the film, what broke Liu Dong the most was to type a line of subtitles: Dedicated to all mothers!

Liu Dongqiang endured to watch the movie, he wanted to see how bad the movie could be, but when he saw the last line of subtitles, he couldn't help it anymore and scolded directly.

"The director and screenwriter of this film changed to frying and dedicated the horse to all mothers, why didn't they let their mother have sex reassignment surgery?"

Liu Shishi, who was next to her, saw that Liu Dong was so excited, and she didn't know why, she smiled and said, "I think this film is okay, some of Wang Jiawei's style, the picture is very beautiful, and the action is very realistic." Although I always see the red-haired Nana running, I am really a little aesthetically tired, but the rest is okay, Zhou Xun's two outfits are so handsome!"

Liu Dong was speechless, he held his forehead and sighed, "You won't be able to understand the movie, just say it's Wang Jiawei's style, this is the worst time Wang Jiawei was hacked!"

Although Liu Dong doesn't like Wang Jiawei's movies very much, the pace is slow and dull, like the "True Story of A Fei", he can't even watch the part of Zhang Guorong soaking Zhang Manyu at the beginning.

However, the movie lens of the king of sunglasses has a sense of beauty, but what is there in this film?

"Look at the movie you picked, bye bye wasted two hours!" Liu Dong couldn't help complaining, "Originally, I watched the name and starring of this movie Zhou Xun thought it was a literary film, but later Wu Yanzu's attachment to Harbin was almost paranoid, I thought it was a cultural film." Later, I thought this was a romance movie, and Zhou Xun's black marble finger skills were still the shadow of the rare Duan Yu Six Veins Divine Sword, and I thought it was an action. The subtitles at the end of the film dedicated to the mother of the world almost made me vomit the Coke bottle, and I thought it was a family story, just now I thought it was a bad movie, but now I am finally sure what kind of film this is!"

Liu Dong's long analysis made Master Liu couldn't help but nod again and again, and she asked, "What is it?"

"This horse is an MTV, I stupidly accompanied you to watch a two-hour MTV!" Liu Dong complained angrily.

"Hehe!" Master Liu laughed out loud again, "I think Wu Yanzu is quite handsome, Zhou Xun is still so decadent and sad, but Zhang Xinzhe's acting skills are very good!"

"Aren't your acting skills good, they've all evolved into sexual beings!" Liu Dong couldn't help but say, "This movie shouldn't be called "Mingming", it should be called "Mom". It may be that the name "Mom" is too unattractive, too ordinary, and has no market appeal. That's why it's called "Mingming". According to the habit of the NC Shock Department, the name should be changed to "The Story My Transgender Mom and I Had to Tell", "How a Good Mother Became a Gang Boss". This is enough to be exciting, spicy enough, and explosive enough!"