Chapter 25: Stupid Cats and Stupid Dogs
After educating Tang An on the principles of being a man and a dog, Nan Mao stood up, reached out and touched his lower abdomen, and said to Tang An: "I'm hungry." ”
"yes, it's time for lunch. Tang An nodded in the sunlight outside the window, "I'll cook and eat, will you eat here?"
As the host, it is necessary to keep the guests to eat, this is the basic etiquette, although Tang An's small crisis has been resolved, but he did not want to cross the river and tear down the bridge, and he did not even invite the southern cat to eat.
What's more, in all fairness, Tang An still likes Nanmao, although he still can't figure out Nanmao's character and temper, but because she is completely different from the alien image who kills and destroys as soon as she comes to Earth, this contrast makes Tang An feel that Nancat's threat is not great.
The most important thing is that Nan Cat is beautiful, beautiful cats and dogs will generally be liked, not to mention that she is still a beautiful little girl, the kind of appearance that is enough for boys to realize the seductive feelings she has as a girl.
Nanmao thought for a moment and nodded.
Tang An, after finding out that she didn't make any requests for lunch, was ready to go to the kitchen, thinking about it, Nan Mao should belong to the kind of guests who are easier to greet, after all, she is so happy to drink a bottle of milk, she wants to show off her cooking skills, and she doesn't conquer her cat's small stomach right away?
Food and beauty are the two major weapons to conquer the world, and they are applicable everywhere, and Tang An is convinced of this.
Tang An is her little feet, even if it is the edge of the foot, there is not a little bit of dust, crystal clear, it is really magical, she obviously has no shoes and socks, how did she do it?
These little feet are so beautiful and cute, they make people drool like popping pig's trotters in sauce, and as a chef, such a metaphor is certainly praised.
"Look at it first. Tang An casually turned on the TV and left.
Tang An came to the kitchen and didn't go grocery shopping today, but there were still some ingredients in the refrigerator, and the most common thing was of course eggs, Tang An decided to make a steamed egg for the southern cat to eat.
This is a dish that is in line with the cat's creature hobby...... And half a fish, isn't the fish the love of cats?
Tang An doesn't plan to cook a lot of dishes, the key to receiving guests is to be attentive, just make the dishes exquisite and delicious, not how many dishes he makes.
Soak the Jiang Yaozhu in hot water, rub it, wash it, then chop it into fine wires, put it aside for later use, Tang An beat four eggs and stirred, put Jiang Yaozhu in it, and then put some cold boiled water and salt appropriately, put it in the steamer and turn on the fire, then cut some minced meat, put oil and stir-fry, drizzle soy sauce, wait for the steamed eggs to come out of the basket after frying, and then pour the minced meat on it, and the delicious steamed eggs are ready.
As for the fish, because I bought it yesterday afternoon, although it was still very fresh, Tang An usually doesn't use fish that is not freshly killed to make soup, so Tang An fried this half of the fish and ate it.
They are all simple dishes, and the deliciousness to be made depends on the grasp of the seasoning matching, Tang An came to the living room with two dishes and put them on the dining table.
Nan Cat is there, she is staring at the TV, snorting at the same time, her head is tilted left and right, but her eyes are not off the TV, it seems that the smell of food and TV are extremely attractive to her, and it is difficult to choose.
"King, come and eat. Tang An clapped his hands and said.
Nan Mao nodded, Tang An, I saw that as soon as she stretched out her foot, a pair of shoes fell out of her skirt.
The shoes are flat-soled, I don't know what material it is, a little jade feeling, but it is extremely soft, the feet of the southern cat are stretched in, the upper of the shoe moves like a living thing, and then it wraps the feet of the southern cat, which is very magical.
Putting on his shoes, Nanmao walked over, sat down at the dining table, and reached out to take the chopsticks and bowl handed over by Tang An.
Chopsticks and bowls, Nan Mao nodded again, and then began to eat.
Tang An is still a cat, she actually knows how to use chopsticks, and she is very skillful, but the part holding the chopsticks is a little low, and when she picks up the food in her mouth, the chopsticks shake and shake, as if she is eating quickly.
Noticing that Tang An was there, Nanmao slowed down the speed of eating, slowly sandwiched a piece of fish, opened his mouth slightly, revealed his white teeth, took a bite gently, and began to chew and swallow slowly.
"Is the dish delicious?" Tang An felt a little novel, like a porcelain doll suddenly opened to eat, the appearance of the southern cat eating quickly is quite cute, but now the appearance of eating slowly like this is also very elegant, it looks good, no matter what, it will make people feel convinced.
"It's delicious...... Delicious...... This king has given you the title of Golden Chef General......" Nan Mao said staring at the TV.
What is the Golden Chef General? Tang An has a kind of fact that in the Beast Spirit Empire, the title of the Great General is not worth anything at all, otherwise how can there be such a casual gift, but the General Kitchen and the Golden Tooth General are still not of the same grade, after all, when Nan Mao gave him the title of Golden Tooth General, not only did he have to talk about it, but also gave him a big gold tooth.
"Most of the dishes are eaten by you. ”
The two empty bowls, when Tang An was cleaning up the table, Nan Mao suddenly said.
"I think it's delicious, eat clean, that's a compliment to the owner, don't feel embarrassed to eat too much. Tang An said very understandingly.
"I'm just stating the facts. I didn't eat much. Nanmao's eyebrows twitched, and she said a little angrily.
After all, the king is a high-ranking person, and high-ranking people are thin-faced, Tang An turned his head indifferently and put away the dishes and chopsticks to the kitchen.
Ann left, Nan Mao stretched out his tongue, the tip of his tongue licked on the side of his lips, just as Tang An turned around, Nan Mao quickly retracted his tongue, had an extra handkerchief in his hand, wiped his mouth, and then drank milk, his eyes were fixed on the TV again.
Tang An came out from washing the dishes and chopsticks and stood in the living room, she was this TV station, a news station, a TV station that kept playing all kinds of news, playing international news and domestic news, playing local news after domestic news, and local news and dividing political, economic, entertainment and science and education news into non-stop.
"Does the Beast Spirit Empire have a TV?", Tang An felt that the Beast Spirit Empire definitely did not have a TV, and it was estimated that there would be no Internet, oh my God, it was hell on earth!
"No...... No...... No. Nan Mao repeated it three times, as if this was an important thing.
"It's called a TV. Tang An, as a qualified ball rape, immediately showed off the achievements of this earth civilization like Nanmao, "The images on the other side are vivid, but in fact, these are just images, not that there is a world in this TV set, there are not many villains in it, just images, these images...... These images are ultimately digital information, and they are ...... Well...... It's like your spell. ”
Nan Mao turned his head and looked expressionless, "Do you think I am a stupid cat?"
Tang An was a little embarrassed, a few days ago, there was a costume travel drama, the hero came to modern times, and the TV was playing a traitor in history, and he immediately took out his sword and stabbed the TV.
Tang An hurriedly knocked on his head, the ancients or people from other worlds in the screenwriter's pen are always so stupid, in fact, it doesn't mean that the ancients or time-travelers are stupid, it's just that the screenwriter is stupid.
I can't be brainwashed into being a stupid dog...... No, you can't be brainwashed into a low-IQ teenager, Tang An didn't subconsciously think that he was a dog, but the context was brought in by Nanmao, and then he thought of the word "stupid dog" in his mind.