Volume 1 Floating River Crossing Chapter 14 You Really Stink!

The honest Huang Liuer looked at Tong Mu with a disgusted expression on his face, and said, "Let's come, junior brother, you are a little shorter, I guess you can't lift this thing." ”

"Since the sect has given me the job, it's okay for me to come. Tong Mu felt that the cowardly young man in front of him had a good personality, and as a senior brother, he didn't rely on the strong and the weak, so he no longer shirked and did it himself.

"Why don't we do it together, we can hurry up. Huang Liuer happily picked up the flat pole.

Tong Mu agreed, after all, he was too small, and it was indeed a little difficult to do this by himself, so the two of them walked to the toilet at the bottom of the mountain one after the other.

Along the way, the disciples who practiced laughed as they looked at the combination of one large and one small.

"Sixty-two, you can do this, the team of dung digging has grown a lot. ”

"You see, this little junior brother is only a teenager, and he looks like he is carrying a big bucket, and he is very capable at a glance. ”

"Hey, is this a new disciple, how can he fuse the best waste origin of Arhat grass, how can he still practice?"

"No wonder I can form a dung digging combination with the sixty-second junior brother, Wan Fangyuan's vision of selecting people is getting better and better!"

"I have another Arhat Grass Waste Origin Magician in my Tianji Pavilion, just like the strange boy before. ”

"You're like this, I remember, that strange thing seems to be called Tong Mu, it is said that he licked and exploded the Wu mustard stone, and now he is still being punished in Zhantan Peak!"

"It's really a talented person from generation to generation, and now there is an arhat grass boy who digs dung. ”

"Hahaha......"

Under the magic of Mo Sanfu, Tong Mu changed his appearance, and the whole person was black and ugly, completely unlike the previous Tong Mu.

The cynicism along the way, Duan Liuer's head seemed to hang down even more, Tong Mu was not affected by anything, and he still muttered limericks in his mouth: "Charge the sky and the earth, manage Lasa, only eat and pull is the king's eight, fertilize three or two times a day, and everyone eats happily." ”

Everyone couldn't help but smile even more happily when they looked at Tong Mu's radiant appearance, and Liuer couldn't help but smile at the corners of his mouth when he heard this.

At this moment, a young man in blue suddenly jumped out, pointed at Tong Mu and said angrily: "Who do you say is Wang Ba, who eats shit?"

Tong Mu was not nervous, and said with a smile: "The so-called thief is weak-hearted, our working people's limericks, everyone is laughing, only you heard Wang Ba and shit, is it that the senior brother's hobbies are different from everyone's, disrespectful and disrespectful." ”

"You're ......," the boy blushed.

The laughter of the crowd was louder, and the incitement of coaxing and watching the excitement rose one after another.

"I'm going to duel with you, Durian Origin Junior Magician, Kanto Zhu challenges you!"

In an instant, there was a lot of silence around, and there was a random and enthusiastic shouting.

"Okay, hit him!" the crowd called.

Tong Mu smiled even brighter, "You call it oden? and the origin of durian, no wonder you like Wang Bahe shit, durian stewed shit, spin and ascend to heaven?" ”

"Hahaha...... Hahaha" Everyone laughed uncontrollably, and everyone thought that the child in front of them was too interesting.

"You ......" is extremely juvenile.

"I'm going to kill you!!"

Guan Dongzhu didn't say anything and rushed directly to Tong Mu, and the origin also appeared randomly, and an intoxicating smell of durian instantly wafted out of the space.

"Damn, it stinks!" Kirimu suddenly stretched out one hand, covered his nose, and motioned for Kanto Zhu to stop with the other.

The onlookers also frowned, and they were a little farther away from the two.

"I'm a stinky person, I don't even need your big smell, it's a bit like a weasel, and a bit like a friend from my hometown. ”

"Where is your hometown? No, you insult me?" The young man suddenly felt that he had been tricked by the other party, his face was red, his body was straight, and he was about to pounce again.

"Slow!" Tong Mu's crisp male duck voice once again stopped the "Kanto Zhu" who leaned forward, but this time he pounced a little hard, but fortunately, the cultivation was good, otherwise it was very likely that he would not stand still and fall into a dog and eat.

Tong Mu rubbed his red eyes, wiped his tears, and then in the curious eyes of everyone, he pulled out a few small wooden plugs from his chest, blocked his nose, hesitated for a moment, and then plugged his ears.

He also muttered: "It is said that these five senses are all connected, young man, pay attention to maintenance!"

Seeing this scene, Guan Dongzhu shook angrily several times, and said angrily: "The kid is hateful, even if you come over and kowtow three times now, I will definitely not spare you!"

"He really stinks, stinks more than both of us. Tong Mu said to Huang Liuer in a voice that everyone could hear.

"Hahaha...... Hahaha. Some of the people around him were already laughing and couldn't stand up.

Guan Dongzhu blushed a little from everyone's laughter, glared at the left, then at the right, and finally stared at Kirimaki viciously, as if his eyes could bleed.

"Although you stink, but I can still have a discussion with you today, according to what you said, I will lose and let it be disposed of, what if you lose?"

"I'm going to lose?"

Kanto Zhu said disdainfully.

"Since it's a duel, you always have to have a little bit of color, you see this, if you lose, how about picking three months of dung for me, Senior Brother 62?"

Guan Dongzhu was already carried away by anger, and without thinking about it, he replied loudly:

"Yes!"

Without waiting for everyone's reaction, Guan Dongzhu directly sealed his hands, and a pale yellow magic fluctuation quickly spread out from his body, and the complicated second-order magic seal took some time to complete.

"No wonder I like, this spiritual power is all yellow. ”

"Hahaha......"

"This kid and that Kirimoo really have a fight, it's so fun. ”

"Are all the waste origins so humorous?"

"What should I do, I'm about to die laughing here!"

Guan Dongzhu listened to everyone's round, snorted coldly, raised his head, and then a smile froze on his face, because Kirimoo had already come to him.

Everyone suddenly found that Kirimaki had jumped up directly about a meter away from Kanto Zhu, his knees slowly bent, and he made intimate contact with his chin very quickly.

"Click!" Kanto Zhu's head was raised backwards at an incredible angle, and a visible saliva spurted out of his mouth, drawing a graceful curve, and everyone heard the sound before they had time to frown, and they were surprised to see Kirimu fall to the ground instantly, swept out his left leg, and kicked Kanto Zhu's hind leg with a whip leg.

"Click!"

"Ahh

Without waiting for Kanto Zhu to react, everyone was stunned to see the power of continuous whipping legs, punching ribs, elbowing jaw wounds, and knee attacks on waist and eyes.

"Click...... Click...... Click...... Click!"

"Ah!!!!h!!h

Kanto Zhu let out a painful wail, fainted after a violent beating, and fell to the ground like a pile of rotten meat, apparently with many broken bones.

"Magician, flashy. Tong Mu clapped his hands and said easily.

Tong Mu's understanding of martial arts has reached the level of a martial emperor, even if he has no cultivation, it is not more than enough to deal with a blue-clothed magician.

Everyone was shocked, the battle between Wu Xiu and the magician can still be like this, shouldn't they each salute, and then wait for the other party to seal, and then have a good fight?

Looking at Kanto Zhu who collapsed to the ground, everyone secretly trembled, thinking about not provoking this kid before becoming a high-level magician and having a magic shield, this kid obviously fought black boxing in the world, and his attack was too dark.

When everyone fell into thought, they seemed to feel that something was wrong, and suddenly looked up, their eyes became strange, because they saw Kirimaki unzipping his pants.

"What are you going to do?" asked Lan Yi, who came with Kanto Zhu.

"Pee, my boy's urine can help my senior brother wake up. Tong Mu showed innocent eyes, and said harmlessly.

"Now it's popular for these kids to pee on other people's faces after knocking out their opponents?"

"It seems that Tong Mu did the same thing, Wang Chen is miserable!"

"It's terrible, these newcomers need to be trained well. ”

"Wait, you're going too far, the magician is so noble, how can you use urine, I'll go get some water. A blue-clad exclaimed.

"Don't bother. Kirimu had already taken off his outer belt and began to twist and take off his pants.

At this time, the rotten meat that collapsed on the ground suddenly moved, Tong Mu glanced at it, sneered at the corner of his mouth, and continued to speed up to take off his pants.

"I admit it!" said weakly to the rotten flesh on the ground, "When I heal from my injuries, I will go and help Senior Brother 62 clean up the dung." ”

Kanto Zhu said through gritted teeth.

At this time, his hatred had reached the extreme, and no matter what, he couldn't imagine that Tong Mu would hit the black fist at close range, and his strength was so terrifying. Seeing that he lost, he originally wanted to pretend to be faint and be beaten less, and by the way, he got rid of the previous bet, but he didn't expect this Tong Mu to be only thirteen or fourteen years old, but he was so scheming.

If you are urinated on your face, you will be nauseous to nothing, but the master's face will be lost, and you can't beat a white cloth, and you will be urinated in public, and you may never be able to get the master's favor again. Thinking of this, I had no choice but to admit it.

"But when will your injuries heal? If you don't stay well, won't we both gamble in vain?"

"What do you want?" Kanto Zhu gritted his teeth and said.

"Swear by your origin!"

"What!"

In the Wutong Continent, the origin is the basis for the magician to achieve everything, swear to the source, once you don't keep the oath, the backlash obtained is very terrible, Tong Mu did this, which is equivalent to announcing that the Kanto Pearl must dig out dung for three months, which makes the arrogant Kanto Zhu how to accept it, but the situation has developed like this, and he can't help but not do it.

Guan Dongzhu's fingers gripped deeply into the ground, and he thought hatefully, "When my brother is out of the customs, this kid must be good-looking." ”

His fingers were honestly raised, and he swore a poisonous oath to heaven and earth.

Tong Mu slowly lifted his pants, tied his belt, patted the dust on his body like no one else, and said,

"Why are there so many people in this place, let's stop watching the excitement, let's go. ”

The crowd fainted, and what did they say?

"I think you're the most lively," I think this is everyone's voice.