Synopsis: Fang Yan pestered Fang's mother in the office to ask for something delicious.

Seeing that Fang Yan was pestering for something delicious, Fang Yan's mother asked Fang Yan to wait for a while, and then walked to someone else's office, and returned after a short time.

When she came back, Fang's mother was holding a red snack packaging bag in her hand, and Fang Yan couldn't forget the red bag in her life, which was full of various English letters, and there was a bone pattern on the surface of the bag.

Fang's mother gave the bag to Fang Yan, and when Fang Yan opened it, it was full of delicious biscuits.

Fang Yan took out the small biscuits from the bag and tasted them, and found that they tasted very delicious, and then he sat in his office and spent the afternoon eating the whole bag of snacks.

During this period, Fang Yan also handed the cookies to Fang's mother very conscientiously and asked her to eat them together, but Fang's mother was rarely generous for a while and let Fang Yan eat the cookies alone.

The bag of snacks that Fang Yan ate in Fang's mother's office was a good memory for Fang Yan for a period of time, and I knew that once Fang Yan's aunt came and took Fang Yan and Fang Yan's cousin to the supermarket to buy delicious food, and the aunt told Fang Yan that he could choose his favorite snack in the supermarket.

Fang Yan walked around the supermarket, and then found the same red bag of snacks that he had eaten in his mother's office that day, and then happily picked up the snacks and went to find his aunt.

And then.

Then my aunt popularized the dialect for half an hour, the difference between pet dog food and human snacks.

Later, when Fang Yan was in college, every time Fang Yan's mother asked Fang Yan when he would bring his girlfriend home, Fang Yan would use one sentence to go back: I was fed with dog food, and you still want me to bring my girlfriend back, it's good to have a boyfriend.

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When Fang Yan was small, Fang's mother didn't buy toys for Fang Yan, but what she bought were dolls, small skirts and the like.

That's right, Fang's mother has a particularly bad habit of liking to dress up her son as a little girl.

If you like you, you'll have another one!

When Fang Yan grew up, he protested and made serious suggestions to his mother. suggested that Fang's mother have another small public act, but Fang's mother ruthlessly refused.

The Fang family will always have only one small public act.

Fang's mother looked at Fang Yan with misty eyes and said, "Don't you like your mother anymore, since you want a younger sister to replace your mother's position." ”

You win.

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Fang Ze gave up struggling with Fang's mother on this matter. However, when Fang's mother was a child, she still bought Fang Ze a toy that was more suitable for boys, but later, this originally warm childhood memory became an unspeakable pain in Fang Yan's heart.

Fang's mother bought a small leather ball for Fang Yan when she was nine years old, but she didn't let Fang Yan take it out of the house to play. But Fang Ze was also very happy in this way, because Fang's mother would play this little leather ball with Fang Yan every time.

Fang Yan still remembers that Fang's mother smiled sweetly at that time, and then took the small leather ball and said to Fang Yan, "Baby, look, this is a small leather ball." ”

After Fang's mother finished speaking, she would throw the small leather ball, and then Fang Ze would run over and pick up the small leather ball, and then Fang's mother would throw it again.

The simple dialect was there, but he didn't think there was any problem, until he came back in the first year of going out to study, he saw that there was an extra dog in the house, and Fang's mother took the little leather ball from that year and said to the dog, "Baby, look, this is a small leather ball." ”

Don't stop me, I'm running away from home.

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When Fang Yan was ten years old, the city where he lived had a place where the little freshmen pretended to be Starbucks, and Fang's mother, who was foodie and snack and drink control, naturally wanted to try it, and she also brought the dialect.

Of course, there is a reason why Fang's mother brought the above dialect, and this reason has nothing to do with Fang Yan Mao, but because Fang's mother is a very thin-skinned little public act, so she generally pays attention not to do embarrassing things.

This is the reason for bringing the dialect, she led the dialect, and after entering the store, she said to the waiter at Starbucks, "This kid wants to eat and come to Starbucks for coffee, but he is afraid that he will be embarrassed if he doesn't understand the rules, can you tell him what to pay attention to." ”

After Fang's mother finished speaking, she looked very familiar to me, but she wanted her child to learn to be independent, watch Fang Yan interact with the waiter at Starbucks, and then write down all the details, so that she can pretend to be a mature guest and drink coffee at Starbucks in the future.

Then she never went into Starbucks with a dialect again!!!

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It seems that Fang Ma has said a lot of unreliable things.

But seriously, if you let Fang Yan judge, although Fang Ma is unreliable, she is definitely a good mother.

This is not an evaluation based on parent-child relationship, but a very fair and objective evaluation.

There are some people, although she has a lot of bad, but a shining point on her body can offset all the bad. Fang's mother is such a person.

And her shining point is open-mindedness.

This kind of open-mindedness certainly does not mean that dialects bring her boyfriend and she will not accept them as casually, but that she is open-minded in educating and nurturing children, although she left many nightmarish memories for dialects when she was a child.

Fang's mother's open-mindedness began to manifest when Fang Yan was in elementary school.

When I was in junior high school, because I was playful, my grades were always in the upper middle school. Then there was a time when the teacher, dialect unexpectedly took the top ten in the class, and the only class that was a little bad happened to be brought by the class teacher.

So the head teacher of the dialect asked for Fang's mother's phone number and called Fang's mother. The core idea of the speech is that this child has a future, but now he is just not studying hard, he can go to the cram school he runs, and when the time comes, he will make up for his shortcomings, and he may be the first in the grade.

After listening to the head teacher's words, Fang's mother curiously asked Fang Yan how many people were there at that age. The head teacher said that it was more than 1,000 people, and then Fang's mother said happily, "My son is already good in the top ten out of more than 1,000 people, and now this child's consciousness of learning is also relatively good. ”

"Besides, if my son is really the first in the grade, doesn't it mean that there is no room for further improvement in the next few years, which is not good, not good. ”

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It's an open talk. Fang Ma and Fang Yan also had a very misunderstanding. In the third year of junior high school, Fang Yan was already an older teenager. That day, Fang's father and mother left the house to go outside, leaving Fang Yan alone at home.

It was summer, the weather was very hot, and the Fang family did not have an air conditioner at that time, only a vertical electric fan.

At that time, the dialect was really hot, so I simply stripped naked and went to the bathroom to flush my whole body. After flushing, I didn't wipe it, but went to the front of the electric fan barefoot to blow the electric fan (those who try it should know how cool it is.) ）

After the shower, Fang Yan felt that his life was just short of a popsicle, so he took a popsicle from the refrigerator in the bathroom and ate it in front of the hair dryer. Then while eating, I accidentally missed a popsicle and dropped it in the crotch.

At that time, it was so sour that Fang Ze directly asked Fang Ze to take out a piece of paper and start wiping it.

Then, when Fang's mother came back, she saw her son holding a tissue with his back to him, rubbing something.

After Fang's mother returned to the house pretending not to see it, Fang Yan really didn't know how to explain, Mom, I'm not there, I'm wiping popsicles.

Three days later, Fang Yan came home again and found a middle school sex education book and a box of toilet paper in his bedroom.

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Of course, Fang's mother's very open-minded and mindful education method of exercising children's autonomy has also brought a lot of experience to Fang Yan.

The first thing to recommend is that since I knew about the Law on the Protection of Minors, if I did something naughty, I saw that Fang's parents were about to shave their big ears, so they would loudly say that the Law on the Protection of Minors would not beat children, which is the right given to children by the United Nations.

If it is an ordinary parent, it is still correct and ignores the dialect, but Fang's mother is different. Fang's mother would say to Fang Yan before the fight that the Law on the Protection of Minors only protects thin children, not fat ones (at that time, Fang Yan was a little fat because of gluttonous snacks). Although Fang Yan was still beaten later, Fang Yan began to pay attention to exercise and control his appetite since then, and soon lost weight.

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Fang Yan has basically not enjoyed any maternal love since high school, because Fang's mother's status in the family is a small public act, and there is no problem with Fang Yan as a sister's pet.

One day, Fang Yan suddenly wanted to have a cat, so he said to his mother, "Mom, I want to have a cat." ”

"Meow~" Fang's mother meowed, and the meaning in her eyes was that it was not easy to take care of me, and you still want to take care of one more cat.

Another time, Fang Yan just came home on the weekend, and saw Fang's mother squatting at the door of the toilet, grabbing her calf with her right hand, as if she was in pain, so she hurriedly went over to ask if Fang's mother had a sudden attack of appendicitis or what was wrong, and whether she should be sent to the hospital.

After half a ring, Fang's mother pointed to her mobile phone and said, "I didn't pay attention to the time when I played the game, I sat on the toilet for too long, and my legs were numb." ”

Deserve!

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When Fang Yan was in elementary school, the same table was a very cute little Lori.,Of course, Fang Yan is enough to see his mother.,So I don't feel like little Lori.。 But once when Fang's mother came to a parent-teacher conference, she suddenly fell in love with this little Lori, and the soul of Lori in her body immediately burned, and she actually taught Fang Yan how to pick up girls, and then soaked this little Lori in her hand and then turned to play at home.

For his mother's unreliable proposal, Fang Yan righteously refused. But Fang's mother saw that Fang Yan was slow to start, so she actually found a way to do it herself.

One year, there was a parent-teacher conference, Fang's mother didn't have time to go, and Fangyan was directly looking for Fang's father, but after Fang's mother found out, she actually asked for leave to attend the parent-teacher meeting in Fangyan, and Fangyan, who was almost moved, thought that her mother had changed sex.

But after going to the parent-teacher conference, Fang's mother took the opportunity of the parents at the same table as the dialect little Lori to go out and talk to the teacher in detail, and told the little Lori that the dialect likes you. He writes everything he has spent with you in his diary at home, and his homework book has your name written on it.

How simple the elementary school students were at that time, little Lori believed it on the spot, thinking that the dialect was the kind of tsundere male protagonist in romance novels, and he had been secretly liking him.

With Fang's mother's assistance, little Lori has been coming to Fang Yan's house to play since then, Fang's mother will prepare little Lori's favorite snacks every time, and then have an extremely loving interaction with little Lori.

And in order to get the increased pocket money promised by Fang's mother, Fang Yan also acquiesced to the existence of little Lori.

Later, after going to junior high school, although Fang Yan and Xiao Lori both knew that what happened back then was a conspiracy designed by Fang's mother for Xiao Loli to come to the house to play, but after so many years, Fang's mother has had a deep relationship with Xiao Lori, even if it is not because of Fang Yan, Xiao Loli will often come to visit Fang's mother at home.

Then,Little Lori naturally became the childhood sweetheart of the dialect.,Later, when I was about to graduate from college,Little Lori and the dialect came together.,The dialect also inherited his father's banner.,Become a new generation of legal Lori owners.。

Oh, I forgot to say, little Lori doesn't know if it's because she was influenced by Fang's mother or because Fang's mother saw the potential of legal Lori. In short, when little Lori went to college, she looked almost the same as Fang's mother back then, and she looked like a junior high school student and became a legitimate Lori.

Later, because of one incident in the imperial capital, Fang Yan changed his name to Fang Ze and came to Haiping City to go to university, and the legal little Lori also followed Fang Yan to Haiping City, and the two studied in the same university.

Oh, by the way, this little Lori's name is Lin Xiaoxin.

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Some of the stories are adapted from online jokes. A lot of it was seen from the space, and after recording it casually, it was integrated together to make a character design of Fang Ma.

Probably, Fang's mother will appear in the near future.