Chapter 70: My Wife Is a Princess

The store manager sent a cute plush cat toy to the southern cat, but the southern cat didn't take it, Tang An took it in his hand, these toys seem to be redeemed for points, or quite expensive, many girls like to want it.

Out of the store, Nanmao sneered: "A human who looks so ugly dares to give me a gift in vain." ”

While speaking, Nan Mao took the plush cat toy from Tang An's hand and hugged it in his arms.

Tang An was stunned, why could someone be able to do actions that were completely inconsistent with what she said?

"She gave it to me, and of course I wouldn't ask for it. But you're my Golden Tooth General, and taking a gift from you are two very different things. Do you understand?" said Nan Cat to Tang An, tugging at the ears of the stuffed cat toy.

Tang An has nothing to say, this reason is too reasonable!

"You're not like you?" said Nancat, pointing to the cat toy in her hand.

"Where is it like?" That is a cat, as the Golden Tooth General of the Dog Spirit Clan, how can it be like a cat?" Tang An said disdainfully.

"Just as dumbfounded as you are. Nanmao said.

Tang Anyan, obviously a cute cute cat, is actually dumbfounded in the eyes of the southern cat?

"I'm going to transform it into a mechanical cat warrior. "Nan Mao's wit.

"What kind of mechanical cat warrior?" Tang An thought of the robot cat, and felt that he could take the southern cat to Aemon if he had time, maybe the southern cat would have a sense of substitution, and at the same time, he would think that as a cat who also had a lot of abilities to accompany Tang An, maybe he could also do something for his little friend like a robot cat, instead of just calling Tang An.

"It's a mechanical cat warrior. Nan Mao said word by word, "It's the first mechanical soldier I attacked the earth!"

Tang An was very helpless, the king of the southern cat was really casual and capricious.

Tang An suddenly felt that the magnificent and tragic apocalyptic scene of the Beast Spirit Empire's attack on the earth suddenly lost his senses, maybe it would be an army of humans at that time, and he suddenly found himself facing groups of Hello Kitty.

After eating ice cream, he didn't go home immediately, and Nanmao wanted to go to the bookstore.

The ice cream was left on dry ice for two hours, so there was no worry about melting, and Tang An went to the bookstore with Nanmao.

"Actually, I think the timing is a good choice. Although it is the same on a computer or mobile phone, many books are still in hand. Tang An thinks that Nanmao's choice of going to a bookstore is very good, and he also likes to visit bookstores, "Sometimes when looking for information, if you use books, you can find it by flipping through it, but when you search on the Internet, you also need to enter keywords, and then filter the information in countless web pages." Of course, sometimes you don't know where to start, or don't have the information on hand, so searching online is more effective and a better solution. ”

"I just suddenly had such a thought, where did you get so much nonsense to explain?" Nan Mao touched his ear and said, at this time, if Tang An could only scream, it would be much cleaner.

Nanmao is really not a good person to get along with.

Nan Mao hugged the toy cat, followed by the Black Tiger Striker, and came to the bookstore with Tang An.

"Sorry, pets are not allowed in our store. The clerk walked over.

Obviously, she is not as easy to talk as the sisters in the ice cream parlor, because she is a flat-chested middle-aged woman, a woman with no breasts at all, and she is often difficult to speak, and the so-called poor breasts are sometimes not unreasonable.

"The so-called pets must be alive, and what I carry is just animal carcasses. It's like the fast food next to your cash register, and the meat in it is full of animal carcasses. Since you can bring the corpse to the bookstore, I guess I don't have a problem carrying the cat corpse now. Without waiting for Tang An to speak, Nan Mao pointed at the Black Tiger Striker, "Die quickly!"

The Black Tiger Striker immediately fell to the ground motionless, and the Southern Cat lifted the Black Tiger Striker, threw it in the cart and walked into the bookstore.

The clerk followed, surprised, and shouted, "Wait, you ......"

Nan Mao stopped, picked up the Black Tiger Striker and threw it on the ground, then lifted it up and threw it into the cart, and the Black Tiger Striker just didn't move.

In one scene, the clerk's eyes widened, and he didn't know what to say.

So Nan Cat continued to push the cart and walked in.

"I'm sorry, the cat is really dead, we'll deal with the corpse later, it's not a pet. Tang An had no choice but to say so.

Everyone else in the bookstore looked at Ann and Nan Cat with a slick look.

Nan Mao turned a blind eye, and Tang An was a little hot, because he had always felt that it was not appropriate to take a pet to the bookstore or visit the bookstore while eating.

More people think that the Black Tiger Striker is interesting, this cat actually pretends to be dead, no one thinks that it is really a dead cat, because there are still people who are following the southern cat just now.

However, Nan Cat is indeed very beautiful and cute, such a little girl walking in the bookstore, there is a feeling of a bookish beauty, and it will not make the bookstore become a chaotic place for a little kid to run around with cats and dogs, so no one will pursue it anymore.

The Black Tiger Striker's head couldn't help but move, and the southern cat picked up a book and threw it on its head.

Tang An couldn't help but sympathize with the Black Tiger Striker, fortunately he was a general, not a striker, and the treatment was still a little better than that of the striker.

Nan Mao walked around the bookstore, and Tang An couldn't help but ask, "Do you want a book?"

"No, you don't. Nan Cat bluntly refused, "Books carry civilization, and the choice of books determines a person's taste, level, identity and connotation." People in different realms have different selection criteria, and your recommendation is not suitable for me. ”

"Then you're wrong...... I guess you'll definitely be Ben!" Tang An was unwilling to be looked down upon by Nan Cat all the time, so he didn't hesitate to take a copy of "Fanigan's Wake" and hand it to Nan Mao, letting her know that she knew that her own book was not necessarily something that Nan Cat could look down on.

Nan Mao flipped through the book, from beginning to end, the pages slid through her fingertips like flowing water, and finally her fingers landed on the last page, and after about a minute she threw the book back to Tang An, frowning.

"How about it, this book has connotation, depth and realm, right?" Tang An said triumphantly, this "Fannegan's Wake" has few Chinese translations, and is known as one of the most difficult books in human history.

“。 Nan Mao said expressionlessly.

"I can choose your book, can you still insist that I am not qualified to recommend you book?" Tang An was a little proud. "Fanegan's Wake" is the work of Joyce, who, along with Proust, Woolf, and Faulkner, is considered one of the four major stream-of-consciousness novelists...... What is the so-called stream of consciousness? Obscurity is their characteristic.

"Because you chose this kind of thing, I can't accept your choice even more. This book is about the confused consciousness of a hotel owner and his family, and the story is just a one-night time, simple and without plot, and the so-called theme is nothing more than the cycle of human fall and awakening. The corners of Nanmao's mouth were slightly upturned, and her disdainful gesture was revealed from her eyes and eyelashes.

"You?" Tang An was surprised, her speed was really inhuman...... But she's not human.

"The arrogant author, the human mind is originally a simple thing, no matter how to explain it, it is nothing more than a struggle between ** and human nature, such a simple theme, but to use a roundabout way to elaborate, think that this is his cleverness? What this requirement reveals is that the author latitively believes that his life is higher than other people's lives, and his heart is higher than other people's hearts, so what he writes is greater...... People who think this way are not worthy of writing works with the theme of expounding their own perceptions and cognitions. ”

"Anyway, it's a garbage book, and it doesn't matter what it's trying to say. Nanmao finally concluded.

Tang An was speechless, and at the same time a little relieved, it turned out that the book he understood was actually just because it was a garbage book.

Nan Mao continued to choose the books she wanted, and Tang An didn't say anything more, but the books she chose, what "Sociology", "Ethics", "Economics", "The Details of Democracy", "The Origins of Politics", "Oil Wars", "National Perspectives", ......

"I must fully understand the world, understand all aspects of this world, and understand the state of civilization that human beings possess as the rulers of this world...... This will make it more convenient for me to rule the world myself in the future. Humans are creatures, as humble as they are, because they are a race capable of making milk and ice cream. Nan Cat explained to himself.

It turns out that milk and ice cream are the greatest products of human civilization!

Tang An frowned, not that he was worried that Nanmao would be more able to threaten the earth and humans after learning more about the human world, but because the books that Nanmao chose were basically large tomes and very expensive...... Fortunately, I brought her to this bookstore, I have a membership card, you can get discounts and points, there is still some balance in the membership card, you don't need to pay cash yourself, and the pain is still tolerable.

After selecting a lot of books, the Black Tiger Striker has been swallowed up by the book, but it still loyally plays dead under the book.

"Is the Black Tiger Striker okay?" Tang An is a caring person, and he can't help but worry about the Black Tiger Striker, although the Black Tiger Striker is dumbfounded, and he is not very smart, let alone beautiful, but abusing cats is definitely a bad thing.

"It's okay, it's the vanguard of the Empire, how can it be crushed by a few books?" Nancat shook his head.

Tang An, it turns out that her line of work is so good-looking, a king, a general, and a striker, and she is holding a future mechanical soldier in her arms!

After choosing these books that can understand human beings and understand human world civilization, Nanmao came to the novel column and wrote novels with various names.

"My Wife is a Princess...... As far as I know, there aren't many princesses in your world right now, right?" asked Nancat.

"Yes, not many. Tang An picked up the book.

"In other words, this is just the author's obscenity?" Nan Cat nodded, "Before I became the king, I was the princess of the Beast Spirit Empire, and I wouldn't be the wife of any cat or dog, so I hate this book." ”

Tang An introduced, and was immediately happy: "I met a big demon king from another world who tried to conquer the earth, and in order to save the earth, Li Lu had no choice but to take in the big demon king...... A little girl who calls herself Her Royal Highness...... The so-called novel comes from reality, and it feels as if I met you. ”

Nan Cat snatched the book, like her book, and then her face became extremely embarrassed >

"You don't want to write. Nan Cat put the book back on the bookshelf and warned Tang An solemnly.

"Why?" Tang An didn't understand.