Chapter 191: Makeup
Tang An, who became the head of the Yulin Army, returned to his Golden Tooth General's Mansion, and before the door opened, he heard the sound of a drill roaring, Tang An hurriedly walked in, this must be Sang Yueye messing around, and if you get this at night, you are not afraid of being scolded?
The moonlight was like a wash, scattered all over the yard, and the shade of the trees was stirred by the wind, Tang An looked at the mulberry moon night in surprise.
Sang Yueye had already untied her hair, and was finally tied back by Sang Mengmeng's straightened hair, and Sang Yueye, who was busy operating the cutting machine, was busy sweating.
The elegant and elegant Hanfu skirt is naturally not suitable for this kind of thing, so the upper skirt and long skirt have been taken off by her, her upper body is only surrounded by a thin bandeau, bare shoulders, skin is like moonlight, sweat is shaking with crystal light, with her movements, the thin waist is shaking, with muscular soft and healthy lines.
The skirt fell to the ground, and there was only a pair of close-fitting boxer shorts on the lower body, and one leg stepped on the stool, although the curves of the body were undoubtedly revealed, but the movements were a little too bold.
"What are you doing?" Tang An walked over and asked, looking at his tools and materials with concern, these plates and hardware tools cost him a lot of money, and he was infected with rabies in the hardware market at the beginning.
"It's okay to be idle, just help you make a tatami mat bed a little, don't thank me!" Sang Yueye put down the cutting machine in his hand, as if he was refreshed, and said lightly.
"I thank you for not breaking my things!" Tang Anxin looked at the messy plate that had been cut, "What are you cutting!"
"Isn't that right? I did it according to your drawings. Sang Yueye said unconvinced.
Tang An checked his drawings and the wooden planks cut out by Sang Yueye, and said angrily: "Look for yourself, if the furniture in your house is such a crooked combination of wooden boards, are you willing to ask for it?"
Sang Yueye frowned, took a long wooden board and looked at it, "Hey, I obviously drew a line, and I cut it according to a straight line." ”
"For such a long straight line cut, either there must be a fixed platform, or it must come in sections, a little off, and when the cut is finished, it will be completely crooked. Tang An glared at Sang Yueye, "These planks, you have to compensate me, and besides, don't mess with my things in the future!"
A phone call will be sent to you tomorrow. Sang Yueye said disapprerovingly, and then said unconvinced: "Are you better than me?"
"I admit that your brain is stronger than the average person, but a high IQ does not mean that you have strong hands-on ability. These skills require long-term practice to master, where can you take the experience and details for granted?" Tang An was completely confident in this regard, "Don't be unconvinced, you can see it!"
Saying that, Tang An began to rest the long oblique plank cut by Sang Yueye, held down the plank, glanced at it and cut it seriously, although there was no fixed platform, but with his current control ability and strength beyond ordinary people, Tang An perfectly cut off a triangle, so that the whole plank became the rectangular shape he needed.
"I can't see it, it's pretty powerful. Sang Yueye showed an impressive expression to Tang An again.
"Alright, go back and get dressed, don't catch a cold. Tang An waved his hand, "I'll clean up here by myself." ”
Things are too messy, only Tang An only knows what things he is used to putting where, if she lets Sang Yueye clean up, maybe she will put them everywhere, and then it will take more time to find things by herself.
"You have charming hands. Sang Yueye squinted at Tang An's hand, "I admire men who can flexibly manipulate various tools, and they often have the talent to control women's bodies. Even though I don't need a man, I admit that this kind of man is what women need. A man with a brain alone is actually useless, it is just an enhanced version of artificial intelligence, a biological version. ”
"Thank you for the compliment, it's one thing you don't need a man, but I'm a man, don't dress like this at night and appear in front of me in the yard. Tang An reminded Sang Yueye that she was a girl after all, just like this, there was no bra fixation under the bandeau, and the feeling of jumping around as if it was about to jump out of the bottom edge of the bandeau made Tang An have to be vigilant, what if she becomes a dog?
Sang Yueye waved her hand nonchalantly, "You are barely a man I admire, even if you have some obscene thoughts in your heart, I won't care." I just hate men who don't have the ability to prove themselves as men with their hands other than constructing an image in their minds that they have a relationship with me. ”
"Rest assured, in general, I mean that under your normal circumstances, no man would construct such an image. "Tang An felt that it was too heavy to be obscene on a moonlit night...... Except, of course, when she is now cossing her sister's appearance.
"It's also hard for the average person to understand my messy beauty. After Sang Yueye finished speaking, he walked back.
Tang An suddenly realized that this is how to know and appreciate himself when killing Matt is not the mainstream.
"By the way, the next time you get these things, ask me to come and see them. Sang Yueye turned around and said.
Tang An ignored her, anyway, if she lived here, she wouldn't have to inform her that she would be able to hear the sound of the cutter.
Tang An packed up her things and took the time to look next door, although the lights were on in Lin Yuling's room, she didn't open the window, at least she did what she said now, and she didn't peek at what was happening in the yard next door.
It also showed sincerity...... You must know that there was a lot of movement here just now, and Lin Yuling was very concerned about gossip about her sister-in-law and brother-in-law, so it was really embarrassing for her not to come and peek.
That's good, this head coach is not in vain, Tang An is relieved.
Upstairs, Tang An still came to Nanmao's room, looking at her empty room, those hearts occupied by trivial chores seemed to be empty all of a sudden, and that feeling of amazement returned.
Tang An sighed, walked in, patted the huge alchemy furnace, and then sat in front of the computer...... Of course, it is a female account, while notifying Ma Shilong to go online, she pinched her face to create a character.
What is the name? Tang An thought about it, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, and took a name: messy blood-colored daisy.
After playing games with Ma Shilong for a while and establishing a preliminary game relationship, Tang An excused himself to go to bed early and go offline. Ma Shilong was naturally caring, and said some nonsense such as what beautiful women should go to bed early to protect their skin.
After Tang An went offline, he sent a message to Zhang Yuying: The fish is about to take the bait.
"Be careful, I don't really want you to sacrifice your hue, your little chrysanthemum is mine!" Zhang Yuying quickly replied.
Tang An smiled, didn't go back, and went back to his room to take a bath and sleep.
When he got up in the morning, Tang An yawned and went downstairs, and saw the Black Tiger Striker standing on the dining table biting a ham sausage, and looked at Tang An, he put the ham sausage on the plate, and then stared at Tang An.
Tang An felt that its eyes were not good, and cautiously walked past it, but fortunately it did not rush over and bite Tang An's key parts.
Tang An came to the courtyard and saw Sang Mengmeng...... No, this is Sang Yueye, so Tang An is a little interested, you must know that if it is still Sang Mengmeng, he doesn't have to go to the kitchen, and Sang Yueye, who is standing motionless in the yard, obviously has no intention of making breakfast.
Drink yogurt for breakfast, fry two eggs, and steam a basket of dumplings, Sang Mengmeng made a lot of dumplings and put them in the refrigerator to freeze, steaming them is definitely better than the quick-frozen dumplings in the supermarket.
After making breakfast, I called Sang Yueye to come for breakfast, and Sang Yueye came to the living room from the courtyard.
"The air here is nice and it makes people feel very comfortable, so I take back yesterday's evaluation of your home. Sang Yueye looked at Tang An and said.
"Hmm...... At the same time, don't look at me with that look that I admire you. Tang An suggested.
"Oh. Sang Yueye shrugged her shoulders indifferently, "However, the breakfast you make can't be compared to Sang Mengmeng at all." ”
"I admit it. Tang An shrugged his shoulders indifferently, "Eat if you like." ”
Sang Yueye didn't care about Tang An's tone, and continued to eat, "After a while, you help me tie my hair and put on makeup." ”
The dumplings in Tang An's mouth almost fell off, then swallowed them in one gulp, and burned his throat again, and hurriedly took a sip of water, "How can I tie my hair and put on makeup! I'm not Teacher JACK, Teacher EASON, Teacher Li Ergou or anything like that in the beauty shop." ”
"I agree with your contempt for people who work in the feminine grooming industry and tend to feminine in their daily actions and movements...... Still, you can help me tie my hair and put on makeup, this kind of thing should be very simple. Sang Yueye said in a non-noteworthy tone.
"No, no, it's not as simple as you think. Tang An shook his head, "Don't take it for granted, you can try it yourself." ”
"Okay, I'll do it myself. Sang Yueye frowned, "This kind of thing is quite boring, if it weren't for imitating Sang Mengmeng to be more like, I wouldn't have to tie my hair and makeup." However, swapping identities with her is a boring thing, so with a boring beginning, there must be a boring development. ”
Tang An nodded, just don't mix it yourself.
But after breakfast, after a while, after Tang An came out of the kitchen, Sang Yueye came over with an expressionless face, "It's better for you to come!"
Looking at her loose ponytail and messy lipstick, Tang An couldn't help laughing, Sang Mengmeng is a delicate girl who likes to dress herself up beautifully, so although she is beautiful enough, she will still do the maintenance of her skin, including some light makeup, and the colorful lip gloss that can express various styles is the favorite of girls, which is completely an area that Sang Yueye has not been exposed to.
"I don't care, even if I go to school like this, it's fine, anyway, it's Sang Mengmeng's image that is damaged. Let others think that she has a brain problem. Sang Yueye still has a casual attitude.
Tang An felt that he couldn't do this, so he came to Sang Mengmeng's dressing room with Sang Yueye, and after taking a look at the dazzling array of cosmetics and makeup tools, Tang An couldn't help but feel a little worried, standing there feeling completely clueless.
"Seeing this stuff, I think you should have learned a problem. Usually men often can't understand why girls can't read the manuals of electronic products, can't master some simple daily maintenance tools, and even the control of refrigerators, washing machines, and televisions is a problem...... It's almost impossible for you to explain the purpose of these bottles and cans of various lotions. Sang Yueye was slightly proud, "I'll at least use lipstick." ”
"You're good at that? Besides, you're a woman. Tang An walked out of the dressing room, intending to give up before he started.
"Gender is a meaningless thing for me. Sang Yueye said after Tang An.
"I'm looking for someone to help. Tang An thought about it, so he could only invite Lin Yuling, so he called Lin Yuling.
In fact, I didn't really want to find Lin Yuling, and I felt a little faceless when I lowered my head and came to her for help...... Ordinary people are like this, a person who is used to being teased and ridiculed by you, and suddenly one day you want to ask her for help, it will feel quite embarrassing.
But this early in the morning, I can't call Sang Mengmeng back from school, or find Zhang Yuying or Bai Yunxuan to come over, it's not very appropriate.
As a neighbor, Lin Yuling is the best candidate, and besides, she usually always looks for herself when she has something, and it is human nature to ask her for help when she encounters something, so Tang An called Lin Yuling.