CHAPTER XLIV
Wang Jing, who was driving in front, looked back at Shen Qing and said with an innocent face: "Could it be that I heard it wrong, didn't you say that the speed of the car should not exceed 220 kilometers at most before getting into the car?"
Facing the little woman in front of him who was playing a scoundrel with herself, Shen Qing yelled at her very gracelessly: "Don't look back while driving, I don't want to die at the hands of you crazy girl like this!"
After dinner, Wang Jing, who had been deprived of the right to drive by Shen Qing for life, once again turned into a little pug and stuck to Shen Qing like glue, asking him to give himself another chance to reform himself. [with _ dream]ā .
But this time, Shen Qing was determined not to give this crazy girl a chance to test her courage again, and let her become a coquettish little pug or a biting mad dog, always pulling the car keys in her hand tightly, saying that if she didn't give it, she wouldn't give it.
Wang Jing, who had nothing to do, had no choice but to change back into human form, made a grimace at Shen Qing, and got into the back compartment of the Mercedes-Benz with Xiao Nianqing in her arms, and muttered: "Let's go, Xiao Nianqing, let's go home, and don't pay attention to this stingy ghost in the future!"
Shen Qing drove Wang Jing home, declined General Wang Zhenbang's invitation to invite him in for a drink (if there was no invitation, Shen Qing would definitely go in to accompany Xiao Nianqing more), and drove away from Wang Zhenbang's villa.
Today, Shen Qing was originally going to go with Li Wei to choose someone in the morning, then go shopping and eat with Wang Ti in the afternoon, and finally go to Ouyang Bao'er's hut in the evening to steal incense. However, such a big accident happened today, which completely disrupted Shen Qing's plan, and at this time, he was not in the mood to go to Wang Ti or Ouyang Bao'er to fall in love, he just wanted to find a place to relax and have fun.
Shen Qing drove the car to "Xintiandi", and walked in one of the entertainment venues on both sides.
"Boss, please!" The scantily clad welcome lady led Shen Qing towards the box area inside the nightclub.
Shen Qing followed the welcome lady into the narrow aisle in the box area, and the door of a box next to her was suddenly pushed open from the inside, and a woman who was full of alcohol just stepped out of the door of the box with one leg, and was pulled back by two brightly dressed men with fat in the box, and then slammed the door of the box slammed shut.
It's not surprising that a nightclub lady is forcibly drunk by a guest, and then stripped naked in a private room.
If it was usual, Shen Qing would definitely not care about this kind of nosy, but if this woman who was about to be toyed with by two fat pig-like men was not only not a young lady in a nightclub but also someone she knew, Shen Qing would not care!
"This is compensation for the damage to your nightclub's items, no matter what happens in the box, you don't care!" Shen Qing took out two bundles of banknotes from his bag and threw them to the welcome lady, turned around and kicked open the door of the box and rushed in.
With Shen Qing's current skills, it is estimated that even if he can deal with four or five big men, not to mention that there are only two fat guys who have already been hollowed out by wine.
Nightclubs are a mixed place, jealousy, fights and brawls often happen, as long as you don't use knives and guns to make trouble, nightclubs are generally not willing to meddle.
The welcome lady glanced at Shen Qing, who was stabbing the two fat guys in the box, and beckoned a waiter next to her, asking him to hurry up and report to the underworld gang members who were watching the scene to guard, so as not to let these people in the box make any big trouble.
"Cool!" Shen Qing clapped his hands and retreated to the side after turning the two fat guys into real Zhu Bajie, who was lying red at this time, as if he was drunk, and was weak, leaning softly on the sofa.
Shen Qing squinted his eyes and glanced at Li Pei on the sofa, secretly amused in his heart, if the two fat guys in front of him knew that the woman they wanted just now was actually a homosexual, I don't know what kind of reaction they would have?
Maybe it was because of the strenuous exercise just now, Shen Qing suddenly felt a little thirsty, so he picked up a glass of fresh orange juice in front of Li Pei that was still half left, and drank it all in one go.
"Hahaha。。。。。。 The two fat guys who were sitting on the edge of the wall with their hands covering their swollen faces and snorting in pain saw Shen Qing drink half a cup of orange juice in one go, and suddenly pointed at Shen Qing and laughed loudly.
"Don't you have a full stomach yet, and you still want the young master to feed you another big steamed bun?" Shen Qing raised his fist at the two nervous fat guys.
"Politics comes out of the barrel of a gun!" his old man's words are really classic.
The two fat guys obediently closed their mouths under the force of Shen Qing's fists, but from the corners of their slightly upturned mouths, it was easy to see that they were holding back a smile with great perseverance at this time.
Li Pei, who was sitting next to him, seemed to have finally regained some strength, and beckoned to Shen Qing and said, "Shen Qing, hurry up and help me go home." ”
"Don't be so cheap when you come out to play in the future, there are so many young ladies outside who don't do it, I want to be someone else's innocent 'good family woman'!" Shen Qing saw that Li Pei on the sofa seemed to be in a hurry, stretched out his middle finger and stroked his middle finger towards the two fat guys, and walked out of the box with Li Pei, who might have drunk too much wine and had a fever.
When he went out, Shen Qing subconsciously glanced back and found that the two fat guys in the box began to laugh nervously again.
When Shen Qing helped Li Pei into his Mercedes-Benz, he was dumbfounded, because Li Pei, who was sitting in the passenger seat two minutes after the car started, suddenly fell soft on Shen Qing's body. Shen Qing looked at Li Pei, who was flushed, his body was hot, and he was leaning on him with his eyes closed, and he was crying out in his heart, why is this eldest lady drunk like this, it doesn't matter if you fall asleep now, but you have to tell me where you live before you go to bed!
Shen Qing held the steering wheel of the car with one hand and shook Li Pei vigorously with one free hand, hoping that she would be sober even for a minute, so that she could tell herself where she was going to send you, Miss!
But Li Pei next to him closed his eyes tightly, ignoring Shen Qing's call next to him, and was still dreaming of her Spring and Autumn Festival.
Shen Qing, who had no choice, just parked the car on the side of the road and began to flip through the gentleman's bag hanging on her wrist, hoping to find the address of this drunken beauty from inside.
"You also live in the 'Century Garden Community', it can't be such a coincidence!" Shen Qing finally found the address of her home from the phone book in Li Pei's bag. Surprisingly, this lawyer Li Pei, who has a problem with sexual tendencies, actually lives in the same community as Wang Ti.
"It's just right, after sending you back, young master, I can go to the little witch's house for the night by the way!" Shen Qing said and started the car and drove in the direction of the Century Ecological Park.
Shen Qing walked to the door of her house with Li Pei in her arms, took out the door key from her bag to open the door, walked in with the woman in her arms, and slammed the door with a reflexive hook.
"This woman looks so good, why is it so heavy to hug her!" After Shen Qing entered the door, he threw the woman in his hand onto the sofa in the living room, and complained with his somewhat sore hands.
Shen Qing walked to the kitchen and poured himself a glass of cold water, and after returning to the living room, he drank water while looking at Li Pei lying on the sofa.
At this time, she no longer had the appearance of a strong woman when she first met, her face was flushed and she was lying quietly on the sofa, her red mouth was slightly open, and her pink tongue stretched out from time to time to lick her upper lip.
Looking at the beautiful woman on the bed, Shen Qing couldn't help but feel a little lustful, but when he thought of the sexual tendencies of the beautiful barrister in front of him who were different from ordinary people, Shen Qing, who was originally a little impatient in his heart, seemed to be drenched from his head by a basin of ice water, which suddenly drenched his fiery heart.
It was not a good thing to let Li Pei sleep on the sofa in the living room, so Shen Qing picked up Li Pei and carried her into the bedroom, let her sleep on his bed and cover her with a quilt.
After settling Li Pei, Shen Qing was about to leave here to spend the night at Wang Ti's house, which lived in another building in the community, when he suddenly heard the woman on the bed muttering in a low voice: "Water, water, water, I want to drink water!"
"You're really troublesome!" Shen Qing shook his head, went to the kitchen to pour a glass of cold water, returned to the bedroom with the water, and sat on the edge of the bed and asked the woman to lie on top of him, pick up the cup and feed her water.
Watching the woman slowly drink the water in the cup, Shen Qing couldn't help but move her gaze down to the neckline of the woman's clothes. At this time, due to the angle, Shen Qing could just see her exposed half-plump from the neckline of the woman's clothes, and even the white lace bra underneath could be seen.
"What's the matter, how do I think this kind of woman with a problem with sexual tendencies can also have impulses?" Shen Qing looked at the beautiful scenery in the collar of the woman in front of him, and the little brother below also stood up unconsciously, and his body began to slowly warm up for no reason.
After Li Pei drank the cold water in the cup, he seemed to be a lot more awake, and his long eyelashes moved slightly, and then he finally opened his eyes. The woman's mouth suddenly opened, as if she was saying something to Shen Qing, but what the specific woman said, Shen Qing next to her didn't understand a word!
Shen Qing leaned down and put his ear to the woman's mouth, and said, "What do you want to say, I didn't hear it just now, can you be louder?"
Li Pei's mouth on the bed opened again, and Shen Qing, who still didn't understand, leaned down a little more, and simply attached his ear directly to the woman's lips. But at this time, Li Pei did something that Shen Qing could never have dreamed of.
Li Pei suddenly opened his hands and hugged Shen Qing's head, his red lips kept kissing him on the face, and Shen Qing, who was taken aback, hurriedly pushed back the woman and said, "You, what's wrong with you?"
Li Pei ripped open the placket on his chest with his left hand, and muttered to himself: "I want, I want, I want you!"
Now Shen Qing finally knew which glass of orange juice he drank in the box first, why did the two fat guys who were beaten into pig's heads laugh nervously Ten There is an aphrodisiac in this cup of orange juice that Li Pei drank half of, and before his consciousness was completely blurred, Shen Qing muttered in his heart, "Damn, the hero saves the beauty now, and the problem can be saved!"
The morning glow dispells the darkness and signals the arrival of a new day.
After a night of hard work last night, Shen Qing, who was sleeping on the bed at this time, suddenly felt that the woman in his arms moved and then left his arms directly. When he opened his sleepy eyes, he found himself sitting on the bed with her back to a naked woman next to her.
Shen Qing, who was still a little confused in his mind, thought that he was sleeping on Wang Ti's bed now, and said casually: "Ti'er, why did you get up so early today?"
The woman's body shook visibly and slowly turned her head, and her face, which had been very beautiful, was now extremely fierce because of anger.
"Li Pei!" Looking at the angry face in front of him, Shen Qing suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, what happened last night floated through his mind like lightning, and Shen Qing, who knew what was going on, only felt that his head was dizzy, and he really felt like the sky was going to fall.
"Ah" Li Pei, who was sitting on the bed, suddenly let out a high-decibel scream, and Shen Qing suddenly felt that his eardrums and all the glass objects in the bedroom had a tendency to burst.
Shen Qing hurriedly sat up with her ears covered and said to the woman who was still learning how to crow a rooster: "Don't get excited, don't get excited, you can say something well!"
Maybe Shen Qing's words really played a role, and the woman next to her immediately stopped screaming when she heard this. Just when Shen Qing was secretly glad that the female self-control of being a lawyer was good enough, a sudden big slap and a scud kicked him under the bed along with the quilt on his body.
Just as Shen Qing was sitting on the floor with Venus in his eyes, Li Pei, who had recovered his true color as a female tyrannosaurus, stood naked with his hands on his waist, stood on the bed condescendingly, pointed at Shen Qing who was sitting on the ground, and shouted: "You bastard actually dare to rape the old lady, don't you know that the old lady is not interested in men?"
"Why are you so unlucky during this time, and you have been slapped three times by a woman!" Shen Qing, who was also full of grievances sitting under the bed, raised his head and sneered at Li Pei: "If it wasn't for Young Master Ben who saved you last night, maybe you would still be playing 3P with two big fat pigs dressed in precious pigskins, if it weren't for Young Master Ben's recent special luck and inadvertently drank the leftover cup of orange juice you drank, you wouldn't be so tasteful, even a woman like you ......"
Before Shen Qing finished speaking, he heard Li Pei, who was standing on the bed, let out another world-wave scream: "You bastard, you get cheap and sell well, I'm going to kill you!"
Shen Qing couldn't help but raise her hand to cover her ears, wondering in her heart if the woman in front of her was born as a soprano before she became a lawyer, according to her current tone, it is definitely "eighteen degrees high"
But soon Shen Qing didn't have the heart to care about the female tyrannosaurus in front of her, whether she was born as a soprano before. Because for the next time, he will have to worry about his own life.
I saw that the female tyrannosaurus on the bed was like crazy, and she frantically smashed everything around her that could be picked up to Shen Qing, who was sitting on the ground.
Shen Qing hurriedly pulled the quilt on his body to block the flying things, and he was also depressed to death. I've been really unlucky in the past two days, yesterday I met a little female madman who went crazy when I saw the steering wheel of a car, and now I met a female tyrannosaurus who was going crazy, and I really got home.
Shen Qing hid behind the quilt, and vigorously told Li Pei, who was going crazy, about the situation last night, hoping to prove his innocence, and kept explaining that he didn't mean to take advantage of her last night, all this was just a misunderstanding. Feeling that something was flying over again, Shen Qing didn't know if his words were working or if Li Pei, a madman, was tired of throwing and needed a halftime break, so he secretly poked his head out from behind the quilt.
This look suddenly startled Shen Qing.
It turned out that the reason why Li Pei, a female madman, stopped, was because she thought that these little things were not enjoyable. At this time, she was struggling to lift a small bedside table and smash it towards Shen Qing.
"Mom!" The quilt in his hand couldn't stop the big guy flying in, so Shen Qing had to throw away the quilt in his hand and roll on a donkey on the right to avoid the big guy flying in. There was a "bang", and a small pit was smashed on the wall behind the place where Shen Qing was just now.
"Are you crazy, don't you throw this kind of thing that can kill people!" At this time, the fire in Shen Qing's heart also rose, and he ran over and threw the woman down on the sofa while she was reflexively moving the sofa.
"You female madman, you have been a lawyer for so many years, can't you analyze such a simple matter last night?" Shen Qing held the woman from behind with both hands and pressed the woman's constantly struggling body on the sofa with her body, and said: "Last night was just a misunderstanding, in the future, you take your Sunshine Road and I will take my single-plank bridge, from now on we will pretend not to know each other, okay?"
Li Pei, who was pressed on the sofa by the man, shouted while struggling: "You stinky rascal, you take advantage of the old lady and pat your ass and want to leave, there is nothing so easy in this world!"