Chapter 14 Watch-type tranquilizer gun
On Friday, May 5th, the fifth day of Conan's arrival, there were still murders.
Conan finally finished brushing Sherlock before leaving, and then in the evening, the two went out for a lavish ZQ hot pot.
"This time the time is too tight, next time I will definitely take you to eat better. Fang Ze pulled Conan back to the door and opened the door, but Conan didn't go in.
"Brother Fang Ze, I'm leaving. ”
"Oh, so fast. "Fang Ze is a little out of school, Conan's child, except for a little physical problem, can be regarded as a good child in other aspects.
"Yes, thank you Brother Fang Ze for your hospitality in the past five days. Conan bowed in thanks, Fang Ze touched the back of his head embarrassedly and said, "Where, if it weren't for you, Teacher Qingya might have suffered grievances." ”
After Conan and Fang Ze waved goodbye, Conan's whole person disappeared at the door of Fang Ze's house like a bubble.
"It's really gone. Fang Ze watched Conan leave, smashed his mouth, and then turned around and walked into the house.
Entering the living room, Fang Ze hadn't even taken off his shoes, his mobile phone rang, and he took out his mobile phone, it turned out that the app of his Industrial and Commercial Bank of China had a push prompt, and when he opened it, he saw that his card was transferred two thousand yuan across the bank.
This dead fat cat is still quite quick to give money.
Fang Ze suddenly remembered that he had been dizzy in the past few days, and he hadn't paid much attention to the big meow, he just fed him at a fixed point every day, and he didn't even have the daily cat sucking activities.
Fang Ze walked into the bedroom and saw that the big yellow cat was lying on the sofa watching TV like an uncle at this time, and he didn't have to think about it, it must be the soul with wisdom who has returned.
Fang Ze pounced decisively, and then grabbed the big meow, "Dead fat cat, hurry up and terminate the contract for Lao Tzu, two thousand yuan for Lao Tzu to entertain such a dangerous creature as the Grim Reaper elementary school student, the girlfriend that Lao Tzu just found, I don't want to hang up now." ”
The big yellow cat was not in a hurry in the face of Fang Ze's questioning, and with a wave of the cat's paws, he first temporarily forced Fang Ze back, and then stood lightly on the table, looking at Fang Ze and said bitterly.
"You're out of the list!"
"Yes, do you have any opinions?" Fang Ze looked at Da Meow, his face was full of a look that if you have one, I will strangle you immediately.
"Don't dare to have an opinion. Big Meow closed her mouth, then opened it again, pretending to be very sad and said, "Have you considered my feelings when you are looking for a partner, have you shown me a photo of the other party, have you consulted whether her personality is compatible with me, have you ever thought about what to do if the future mistress of the family doesn't like cats, are you willing to throw me away?"
Big Meow knocked on the table with his meow paw and said, "Is your left hand bad or your right hand bad, if it doesn't work, I can help you, what do you say you are looking for a creature like a girlfriend!"
"If you dare to say more, my dinner tonight is a fat cat meal. ”
"Well, I was wrong. Da Meow sat on the coffee table in the living room very humanely and said, "Let's talk about business first, the contract is impossible to contact, and you agreed to it voluntarily." ”
"I was deceived by you. Fang Ze argued, "Have you ever told me about the guests I need to receive, the Grim Reaper Schoolboy and other dangerous people, don't you feel too ashamed that you want me to sell my life for two thousand yuan?!"
"So, it's really a question of money, not people. ”
"There are two kinds of problems, but the problem of money is more important, two thousand is too little, you need to add at least one zero. Fang Ze looked at Da Meow and said expectantly.
"Yes. Big Meow licked his paws and said, "The next time you complete the mission, go directly to the bank and ask the teller inside to transfer money to you and report my name, but please don't forget to put on a black stocking and get a fake pistol." ”
"Go away. Fang Ze looked at Da Meow and said, "If you don't give me a price increase, I won't do it next time." ”
"You can try, anyway, if you and the person you need to receive are a hundred meters away, they will explode on the spot. ”
"Big meow, so big meow, handsome big meow. Fang Ze took Da Meow in his arms and ravaged it, "You see that when I have money, I will also give you a meal with ham, how good is this." ”
"Do you think that if I can afford a salary of 20,000 yuan a week, I will still look for you?" Da Meow glanced at Fang Ze with disdain, and then said, "But although the salary can't be increased anymore, there are other benefits." ”
"What's the benefit?"
"Conan's watch-type tranquilizer gun, foot-strength booster shoes, butterfly voice changer, cuff eavesdropper, you can choose one of these four things as a reward this time. ”
"There is such a good thing. After Fang Ze listened to Da Meow's words, he immediately felt a little excited, after all, these four things are all black technology.
And Fang Ze's first reaction after hearing it was to ask Da Meow.
"Can I sell these things and pay them back? If I can, I'll choose the foot-strength enhancement shoes, and then sell them to research institutes, sell them to millions, and then I'll make a fortune." ”
"Can you make a difference? Da Meow hated that iron was not made of steel and looked at Fang Ze and said, "It's okay for you to sell the first time, what about the second and third time, when the time comes, it will be you who will be studied by the people of the research institute first, and maybe you will be sliced." ”
"Well, that's what I said, then I'm a phenotypic anesthetic gun. Fang Ze replied decisively.
Because among these four things, only the watch-type tranquilizer gun is the only offensive thing, although the home enhancement shoes are very useful, but they need to fight at close range, and the watch-type tranquilizer gun is different, and it can easily solve the enemy from a distance.
Especially Fang Ze doesn't know what kind of perverted characters will appear next, if the characters who come over are not polite to Fang Ze, then Fang Ze can completely stun this guest with an anesthetic needle, and then tie him to the bed and lie down for five days.
"Okay. Big Meow ran out of Fang Ze's arms, and then slapped the table with a cat's paw, just like a land grandfather jumped out of the ground, and a watch jumped out of the table.
Fang Ze took the watch, opened the lid of the watch, and found ten anesthetic needles inside.
"Can you replenish this needle when it runs out?" Fang Ze asked Da Meow.
"The anesthetic needle used in the watch-type anesthetic gun is specially made, and I won't give you any refills when I'm done with it, but you can find someone to make it yourself. ”
"Okay. After listening to Da Meow's answer, Fang Ze put the watch on his hand, and then asked again, "Can you tell me in advance who is coming next time, so that I can be mentally prepared." ”
"I'm sorry, but I don't know that either. Big Meow said, then pretended to tilt a few times, and said, "It's time for me to return, if you have anything else, let's talk about it next time." ”