Chapter 32: Conversation on the Way Home

Short watched as Winnie made a splash with her skirt and a Rolls-Royce black umbrella into her unit's building.

Kong Yao showed it from the mobile phone screen, she gave a big thumbs up, and said to Schott: "I almost want to worship you, I want to give you a thumbs up!"

"Give me a thumbs up, you're good! I almost played live broadcast when I dropped the chain at the critical moment!" Short was still a little afraid, and couldn't help but blame this teammate who seemed to be omnipotent but made him have to turn the tide and play with his heartbeat.

SCHOTT started the car and drove towards the hotel.

"Not only did you do a great job of completing our team's first mission and winning Winnie's trust, but you also did a great job of solving something that I couldn't do, which was to fix the big bug of Super Red Envelope!" Kong Yao said and twisted his waist and said while dancing: "Then I'll give you a dance to reward you!"

The Queen of Hot Pants is truly worthy of her name, and her dancing is extremely sultry.

Short watched the dance while driving cautiously, and said, "Don't think that you can be sloppy in this way, since I have completed the task, the reward will be cashed." ”

The reward that Schott said was what he said beforeβ€”the three of them slept in the same bed! He, Kong Yao, and Ma Lu were in one bed!

"Have you been suffocated these days?" Kong Yao asked Short with a deliberate trembling chest.

"It's not enough, I can do a slow motion with my left hand and right hand, and occasionally change my style......" Schott has a stiff posture with a dead duck's mouth. "I am willing to gamble and lose, but I am risking a three-month ban to face the difficulties, when will the reward be cashed?"

"I'll cash in tonight, but I want to warn you that your life will be even more difficult in the future!" Kong Yao deliberately made a scared appearance. "Two big beauties accompany you, sleep in the same bed, you can't cross the thunder pool half a step, isn't it so scary?"

"What's there to be afraid of? You have the ability to conjure up from your phone, if you can really become a human, I'm afraid, I'm afraid to think about it, I can't even protect myself if I wear knots,, and pants!"

"Schott, you're good at everything, but you owe it!" Kong Yao stopped dancing, and the boss was not happy. "You really can't open a pot, don't you want to make a decision on Ma Lu, I will never allow it!"

"Why don't we try it, you look at me and Ma Luhe~ Hey, see if your heart hurts, if it hurts, it's jealousy, you really succeed in experiencing human emotions, and then you take a big step in the direction of real people! It's wonderful to think about!" Short said and said that he was excited, this picture is really wonderful, he is in his own brain, if life is like this, what more can a husband ask for?

"Short, you're bleeding again!"

"yes, yes. Short looked in the rearview mirror, and sure enough, he quickly pulled out a tissue and plugged his nostrils. "I can't be in a hurry with this anger lately!"

"Don't you want to fool me, this is a clear hurt, and you are still jealous!?"

This Kong Yao is not something that can be shaken easily, Schott scratched his head.

"My database is bigger than you can imagine, and the benefits of being my boyfriend are just a drop in the bucket for you, and the fun is yet to come! I'll tell you a secret, according to the latest research, sex is just a joke played by God and mankind to give humans the motivation to reproduce, and nothing else. There are so many things to do than hey~ Xiu Shuang, don't you want to experience it?"

"I think, for example, it's very cool to drive this car of more than five million people on the street and accept all kinds of envious glances from people, but I disagree with your point of view, I think the cooler thing is to stop and pull a little girl, and then do what needs to be done. ”

Kong Yao said and showed a movie clip - "Rhapsody" directed by Takeshi Kitano, a lewd uncle wants to have a car in order to make a girl, and then tries all kinds of ......

"You say, as an audience, where is your cool point?"

"If you want me to say, I can't get in, how can I be so verbose, every time I don't succeed, and I don't get a beauty in the end, there is a woolen meaning?"

"But this film is directed by the great director Takeshi Kitano, although the score is not very high, but his experimentation lies in the fact that he shows the process of people's efforts when pursuing desire ~ hope, this process is so vulgar, he is like a god, telling people such a truth, but it is not preaching at all, he even played a role in it, this is art, somewhere behind the scenes, it's a bit likeβ€”β€”"

Schott realized that after such a big talk, it turned out that Kong Yao was not trying to gg with him, but was teaching him a lesson!

"What do you want to explain? What do you look like? Why don't you say it?" Schott asked directly.

"No, I'm just trying to make you understand what a cool point is......

"Cool, I'm OK! Of course I understand, otherwise how to come out and mix, isn't it G~~ point, don't you have to find this point, find twice the result with half the effort, omnipotent. ”

"yes, it's like this, I didn't say it, you said it. Kong Yao looked innocent and shirked responsibility.

"Hey, I said Kong Yao, do you really want to train me to be a writer?"

"Whatever you want. But speaking of which, I have to remind you that the main reason Winnie is meeting you today is not because she found out that there was a problem with this "Super Red Envelope" update. ”

"It's all five shifts a day! What can be the problem? ”

Short really exposed the characteristics of a big man at a critical moment, not delicate enough, and sloppy. However, this is also very helpful to Winnie's generosity and kindness. She just took care of Short's face, did not point out the problem clearly, but discussed, and unconsciously woke up Shaw, making him like Kitano Takeshi possessed at the moment. And Kong Yao was just reminding him and strengthening his consciousness.

"I'm telling you, Winnie must have discovered my shortcomings!"

"it!" Short was startled, and almost ran a red light, and he braked suddenly. "What's the shortcoming?

"No, she certainly wouldn't have imagined my existence, because it was beyond common sense. However, she can use her experience to find a problem with the way I write articles - like a machine!"

"That's a serious problem. But I didn't feel like she meant that in my conversation with her today?"

"That's when she's taking care of your emotions. ”

"What should I do then? You won't really let me do it myself, will you?" Short was terrified, he was just trying to pretend to be a literary young man, and he was practicing a long novel with real knives and guns, and it hurts to think about it!

"Of course not, but you need to be involved in charting the direction of the book and providing ideas and designs. This is a job that AI can't replace. ”

"Well, this one will do, I can try it. ”

"And ......," Kong Yao said slowly, "Don't you think "Super Red Envelope" is really weird?"

"No, Kong Yao!" Short protested. Of course, he knew that updating this book was a joke from the beginning, a random event that Kong Yao, an AI, did to prove himself when he met him when he came over, so why did it get weird?

"It's possible! I just calculated that the probability of Zhang Xiaobao, the author of "Super Red Envelope", is 99%, and there is a huge correlation between this and your recent experience!" Kong Yao said very seriously.