Chapter 41: The Kitchen in the Smoke of Gunpowder
Li Fanyu, since he had Xapp, he hasn't taken classes well for more than half a month. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 Info Luckily, he won the award in Munich, and now he is a big celebrity in the department.
So for the leave, the instructor was very happy to approve it. It is said that Li Fanyu has been in the University of Technology for more than a year, and the number of times he has seen the instructor is limited.
After contacting Cheng Ke and San Xueba, he transferred the borrowed money back.
Li Fanyu swept around the supermarket, carrying a lot of skin care products that he couldn't afford or was reluctant to buy, and went home.
If you have money, of course, you must first honor your elders.
He had already told his family about winning the award in Munich, and as soon as Mama Li heard that she had won the prize of more than one million, she had urged her to turn it in several times.
When I opened the door, I saw smoke in the house. A square table occupies the center of the living room, and one person sits on each side of the table, looking at the nose and nose, looking at the heart, the hands are moving quickly, but the upper body is straight.
In the smoke, there was a faint murderous aura wafting, and inside and outside the square table, there seemed to be a sword aura.
Li's mother made an appointment with a card friend to play mahjong. Seeing Li Fanyu enter the house, he didn't raise his eyelids.
"Mom, I'm back. Aunt Fang, Aunt Wan, Aunt Bian are good. Li Fanyu put down the things in his hand and took the initiative to greet him.
Mama Li picked up a card and slammed it on the table. "Confused, 80,000 self-touching! Oops, my son is back. I can't play with you, my son recently went to Germany to compete, won the grand prize, and was very busy. It's easy to get home, I have to cook. Today is gone, tomorrow will continue. ”
seems to be a casual tone, but there is endless ridicule inside.
Li Fanyu stood and smirked, knowing that this was his mother Xuan'er.
The aunt downstairs, her son was admitted to a prestigious university, but she has been blowing at the card table for the past two years, and her mother has put up with her for a long time. If it weren't for the lack of one every time I played mahjong, I would have broken off relations with her a long time ago.
This time Li Fanyu won the award, Li's mother must have been holding back for several days. I called him three times this morning and asked him to come back between 9 and 12 o'clock - the game was still in place, and it was a good time to play it.
Scheming mom.
The corners of Aunt Fang's eyes twitched twice, adjusted her expression slightly, and said: "Xiao Fan is really outstanding, he was wilting when he was a child, but he didn't expect to grow up and be so capable." Do you have a girlfriend?"
You never know when and where a tearing battle will start between two women. The range of two women includes: girlfriends, colleagues, sisters, mothers-in-law, mothers and daughters, female friends of boyfriends, female friends of girlfriends, as well as card friends and neighbors, etc.
Li Fanyu's heart was broken, he shook his head with a dry smile, "Not yet." ”
Aunt Fang's eyes lit up, and she glanced at Mama Li;
She immediately said "enthusiastically": "Oh, it's not that Auntie said you, studying in college is secondary, you must find a good girlfriend." When you enter society, you won't be able to meet pure love. How realistic a little girl is now, as soon as she graduates, she immediately puts her mind on the car, the house, the job, and whatever. Your little brother in our family figured it out, and he got a target last year. The little girl is good, sensible, and beautiful. Listen to Auntie, you have to hurry up. ”
What else can Li Fanyu do but giggle!
Mother Li's forehead was bruised, and she held back for a long time: "Son, do you buy so many vegetables to dry?" Why don't you take advantage of today's time, Mom will cook a big meal for you, you call Keke and ask her to come over to eat." If you hide all the objects, can you still hide your mother and me?"
After speaking, the demonstration seemed to glance at Aunt Fang, "Old Fang, your old king is on a business trip, and it's not interesting to be at home, let's eat with here." It just so happened that our Lao Li accompanied my brother to the hospital, and you helped me out. ”
The corners of Aunt Fang's mouth twitched, "Okay!"
Aunt Wan and Aunt Bian had already felt the aura of battle coming to their faces, so they quickly praised Li Fanyu and said goodbye and left.
Leave Mama Li and Aunt Fang fighting in the air.
Li Fanyu was sweating on his forehead, watching Li's mother gently caress the feather duster, and looked at herself with a kind gaze. Tremblingly, he picked up the phone and sent a WeChat message to Cheng Ke.
"Here, Brother Fan, what are you doing?" In the WeChat voice, Cheng Ke's voice was very small, and the sound of the lecture could be faintly heard.
"Keke, help," Li Fanyu also hid in his room here, and said in a suppressed voice.
Cheng Ke short-circuited for a while before he said, "What's wrong?"
"My mother is fighting with my neighbors, can you come and have a light meal and save the scene by the way?" Li Fanyu begged.
"Oh, no, Brother Fan, my mother came to Tiancheng to see me, and I have to pick her up in a while! Or tomorrow?" Cheng Ke's apologetic voice came from there.
If it weren't for the pain in his head when he hit the wall, Li Fanyu really wanted to knock the wall out of the pit, fog grass!
With my mother's character, if this B outfit is not perfect today, I will die under the feather duster, where can I see the sun tomorrow!
Mom, have you ever cared about my feelings when you brag about me like this! Now that people can't make an appointment, how can you go down the stairs for a while, my soul is light! The next time you do this again, you can give me some time, let me go to Taobao to hire a girlfriend, okay!
Li Fanyu put down the phone and came to the kitchen nervously, his legs were stiff.
He felt that his embarrassment was about to be committed, and looked at Mama Li, who was talking and laughing with Aunt Fang, and hesitated: "Mom, Cheng Ke's mother has come to Tiancheng, and she can't come." ”
Sure enough, Mama Li's face turned cloudy, cloudy to overcast, overcast to thunderstorms, strong winds, typhoons, and tornadoes.
Over there, Aunt Fang smiled reservedly, with a chivalrous demeanor of sealing her throat and smiling, and said: "If you can't come, don't force it, it's not Aunt Fang who said, children are together, sometimes you can't think too much." The relationship is not in place, and it is not right to recklessly invite people to come to the house. ”
Mama Li's face is no longer a weather forecast, and it is about to turn into the end of the world in 2012, when the sky collapses and the volcano erupts and a meteorite hits the earth.
Looking at Li Fanyu, the tiger teeth came out.
At this moment, Li Fanyu's mobile phone rang.
Whoever calls, ask me out! Keep me away from this horrible atmosphere, I love him for the rest of my life!
With this thought, Li Fanyu immediately picked up the phone.
On the other side of the phone, a pleasant voice came: "I'm Zhou Qingyu, do you have time? ”
Mama Li pricked up her ears and listened, the woman snatched the phone, and said in a greasy voice: "Girl, I am Xiaofan's mother, your aunt." ”
Over there, Zhou Qingyu was obviously stunned for a moment, "Eh, Auntie is good." Let me say a few words to Xiaofan, is it convenient?"
Mama Li didn't seem to hear it, "It's convenient, you come to our house, I've finished my meal, and you two talk while eating." Okay, Xiao Fan told you. ”
She handed the phone to Li Fanyu and squeezed it between her teeth: "Okay, okay, say." ”
Li Fanyu was agitated and ran back to the house with the phone.
"Sister Whispering, help......"