Text Season 3 Red Dust Old Things_Chapter 1246 Gods and Demons Endgame 1
"Oh, hey, my king's master! My uncle! You haven't reached the point where you are deaf and can't hear things clearly, are you? I'm talking about the intelligence army, and what are the 70,000 ghost soldiers! Besides, the ghost soldiers are very awesome! Not to mention me, even if my boss comes, he may not be able to command them!" The fairy tale rolled her eyes and said.
"Then if you have a way, you can use it! Anyway, you can't startle the snake! Otherwise, we will have to spend time here for a while!" Wang Tianfeng pondered for a moment and said.
"I'll tell you the truth! My fairy tale is the commander-in-chief of this army of cats and dogs!" As he spoke, Fairy Tale pinched a trick and released the Sky Swallowing Beast and the subdued dog demon!
"Haha! Look at my brain, how did I forget about this! Those cats and dogs, they are all very spiritual! Besides, there are a lot of stray cats and dogs in this school, and they must know something. That's it!" Wang Tianfeng slapped his head suddenly, and suddenly remembered the capital of the fairy tale bragging with him some time ago! Originally, he thought that the fairy tale was really bragging, but who would have thought that he really had the ability!
"I said, what are you waiting for? Now is the time for you to behave! Hurry up and ask me where that pervert in this school is hiding!"
"Obey the master!I'll go! Don't be angry! I'll go right away!" The dog demon who hadn't reacted yet was slapped with a big mouth coldly, and he was suddenly scared and shivered!
A few minutes later, the dog demon flew back with a happy face, and behind him were a few cats and dogs with shiny hair! As soon as they came to the fairy tale, the cats and dogs knelt down in front of him obediently, and kept yelling in a low voice of flattery.
"You're a pig brain! I can understand the language of these cats and dogs? Hurry up and translate for me!" Listening to the barking of the cat and dog, Fairy Tale raised her hand again and gave you a slap in the face!
"Fairy tale brother, you ...... Although he is a goblin, he is your own subordinate!How can you have such an attitude?" Wang Tianfeng, who saw the character of a fairy tale for the first time, was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly persuaded.
"Uncle Wang, don't you know! It was because I was soft-hearted with my boss that they almost didn't kill me! If it weren't for my boss's soft-heartedness, I would have killed them all! Hmph! Now that I can spare his life, you can do things for me, and you can afford him!" As soon as the past was mentioned, the fairy tale suddenly itched with anger!
"Cut! you kid is really...... Forget it, you're afraid that people will have enough of you one day and find a way out!" Wang Tianfeng shook his head and said. "Daoist, we don't dare to complain! We are already very happy that the master can take us in! We definitely don't dare to have two hearts!" Before the fairy tale could speak, the dog demon hurriedly stood up and raised his hand to express his position again and again!
"Hmph! Okay! Forgive me for not daring! To tell you the truth, even if you leave me, you foreign goblins in our country will not be able to get along! As far as I know, this demon world is very particular about family power, and it is definitely much darker than the outside!" The fairy tale rolled her eyes, and said to the dog demon: "Okay! I won't talk nonsense with you! Hurry up and translate to me what they are talking about! In the middle of the night, we dare to have time!"
"Okay, master, I'll ask them!" said the dog demon quickly.
"Master! They say there is a pervert in this school who specializes in stealing underwear and underwear, but they are not sure what he is! By the way, they also say that there are prerequisites for stealing things! Once he appears in any building, it will become cold everywhere!"
"Oh, and it comes with its own cold skill! It seems that this is really not an ordinary ghost!"
"Yes, yes, and according to them, this kind of cold is also life-threatening for these little animals! Many of their friends have been killed by the cold. ”
"Ouch! it's so powerful!" Hearing this, the fairy tale suddenly raised her eyebrows and was taken aback!
"Did that thing appear today?" asked Wang Tianfeng.
"It hasn't happened today, but based on the past experience of these cats and dogs, it will definitely appear tonight! Because they are more sensitive to the cold, that's why they came to take us over to find that guy!" said the dog demon who bent down and communicated with the cats and dogs for a while.
"Very well, then let them show us the way! I want to see what it is!" Fairy Tale and Wang Tianfeng glanced at each other, then nodded and said.
"Wow!"
"Meow meow!" A few cats and dogs whimpered a few times, and then jumped and ran at the front! Looking at these kittens and puppies running in front, Wang Tianfeng's heart couldn't help but feel a trace of sympathy!
"Alas, look at how cute these kittens and dogs are! But why, in the red world, I can always hear people abusing these little animals, I really can't figure out how I can get that kind of black hand. If you give you a little food like these homeless little ones, they will remember you well! Why abuse them?"
"This is where people's selfish desires are perverted! I remember when my boss and I were in school, every time I came out of the cafeteria, I would pay a dollar to buy a ham sausage for the stray puppy near us! Hehe! Only once, he recognized me! Since then, whenever we return to the rental place after class, he will always take the initiative to wag his tail and run over and rub our trouser legs affectionately! Alas! Now this society is really getting more and more rubbish, and there are some people everywhere who are not even as good as cats and dogs! When she said this, the fairy tale couldn't help but shake her head and sighed.
"Okay, don't be emotional, let's get down to business first!" Wang Tianfeng glanced at the fairy tale, and quickly followed behind the cats and dogs.
"They said this was it!" After a few circles, they came to a dormitory building!
"Woo!" Although the little cats and dogs were very scared, they also knew that there were masters behind them, so they still walked forward stubbornly!
"Alright, you take them down! Leave the rest to us, the chill here is not something that these flesh fetuses can withstand!" Seeing this, Fairy Tale waved his hand and summoned the dog demon!
"Master!" they said they didn't want to go, and since you didn't want them to get involved, could you let them hide in the bushes on the sidelines?" said the dog demon.
"Yes, but I can't take care of any situation then!" said Fairy Tale, nodding. And after getting the permission of the fairy tale, the cats and dogs hid in the bushes like this, staring at them with wide eyes and paying close attention!
"That...... Shall we go in like this?" because it was already midnight and it was almost early morning, so Fairy Tale did not hesitate to pass through the door and enter the dormitory. But as soon as I entered, the fairy tale immediately blushed a little! Because this is a girls' dormitory apartment! Don't ask why, because the boys' dormitory is not so fragrant at all, it is all sour, sweaty, and smelly.
"Come on, fairy tale, what kind of virtue and old way you are, I've already figured it out for you! You want to go in and have a look, right? Hmph!" Looking at the fairy tale with a slightly red face and inexplicably a little excited, Wang Tianfeng, who followed closely behind, immediately sneered at him with disdain!
"Cheche! And tell you the truth! You old boy is not pure in heart!" The fairy tale retorted not to be outdone!
"Why am I not pure?
"Cut, if you're pure-hearted, you should quit as soon as you go to the wrong place!" said Fairy Tale, rolling her eyes.
"I'm ...... I'm afraid of any danger you'll encounter, okay? Otherwise, I won't be able to explain to your boss!"
"Okay! Since you said that you are so pure, then you can go into the house and check it out!" Standing in the corridor, Fairy Tale said to Wang Tianfeng casually pointing to the closed dormitory doors!
"That...... I'm so old, you let me check? Don't you know that you respect the old and love the young?
"Please, my Uncle Wang! You must know that you are here to do business, why do you want to be so awkward like a thief! Forget it! Since you are not going, then I will go, but don't give me nonsense! I need to do serious business!" Fairy Tale snorted, and picked a random room and went in!
"As long as you go in and don't mess around!" Wang Tianfeng's words on this side were not finished, and the fairy tale over there was suddenly stunned by the scene in front of him!
"Holy......! Why are girls so open now? No wonder there are perverts who come to your dormitory every day, damn it! I can't help but look at it! "When I look at the girl who doesn't even wear underwear, what kind of fancy breasts and thighs, but I am stunned to see the fairy tale! Fortunately, he is in a state of spirit, otherwise he would definitely spew a big puddle of nosebleeds!
"Hey, hey, you guy, what did you just say? Why are you so shameless? You wait for the poor road to go back and talk to your Cai'er girl!" Wang Tianfeng, who has always been a little worried about fairy tales, got into it, although he felt hot for the fragrant scene in front of him, but no matter how he said it, he was also the master of the door, and the qualitative was still very good!
"Don't...... I...... I'm just a little distracted!You must not let our family know, otherwise there will be no way for me to live!" The fairy tale that was originally immersed in the flesh of Bai Huahua suddenly heard Wang Tianfeng's words, and suddenly a spirit woke up all over his body.
The fairy tale who came back to his senses hurriedly said to Wang Tianfeng with a smile on his face: "Uncle Wang! To be honest, you can't actually blame me for this, right? I'm a young man with a lot of firepower! I'm not a eunuch, and when you suddenly see this scene, you should understand me!"
"Come on, if I let that person in your family know, I'm sure I'll get rid of you as a scourge. But they've already seen it anyway, do you want to touch it and see how it feels? They can't feel it anyway. Wang Tianfeng rolled his eyes and said with a wicked smile.
Not to mention this, Fairy Tale hurriedly rubbed her hands tremblingly, and asked cautiously, "That...... Can you really touch that? Don't tell us about Jia Cai'er!"
"Hehe, what do you look at?" Suddenly, Wang Tianfeng didn't know where to take out a camera, and shook it in front of the fairy tale. "Damn! I said Uncle Wang! We don't bring this, you're deliberately setting me up!"
"Don't make trouble! there's movement!" Just when the two were fighting, suddenly Wang Tianfeng's face changed, and he made a silent gesture towards the fairy tale, and said in a low voice.
"Is that guy coming?" Fairy Tale quickly stopped the chase, calmed down and listened carefully!
"Dangdang!" there were a few soft taps from upstairs, which sounded faint, as if someone was banging on the wall.
"Hehe! It seems that this ghost is really cunning! He actually gave us a three-life three-life!" After listening carefully to the movement, the fairy tale couldn't help but glance at each other with Wang Tianfeng!
Maybe for people who are accustomed to living in high-rise buildings, they can always hear this inexplicable sound in the dead of night! Many people unconsciously think that this is the movement of upstairs residents knocking on the floor or knocking on the wall, but in fact, it is not! If you carefully distinguish it, if it is a situation of hitting three times in a row, stopping, then pausing, and then hitting three times in a row, stopping, then it is very unfortunate to tell you that you have encountered a ghost! Because this is not a human movement at all, this kind of sound of striking three times and then pausing and then striking again has a name among cultivators!
In the mortal world, this kind of sound is called a ghost knocking on the door! According to legend, this kind of ghost knocking on the door is not for people to hear, but specifically for the door god at home! If there is a door god in the house, hum, it will naturally retreat; if there is no door god in your house, then you will be embarrassed, your house is looked at by others, and you want to come and have fun! Of course, if you wear some pendants that have been lit or something, you can naturally drink them back! Because the things that have been opened to the light have a trace of spirituality, and having spirituality is also very effective in avoiding disasters and driving away evil spirits.
When you encounter this kind of thing, remember not to be afraid! As the saying goes, don't do bad things and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door! Once you encounter this kind of thing, then it is also very easy to deal with!
"The ability is good, but the courage is very small! It seems that he is also extremely cunning! We must not miss a flaw and be discovered by him! Otherwise, it will be difficult to catch it next time!" Listening to the knock on the door very deeply, Wang Tianfeng whispered to Li Xiaoqiang.
"Hehe, Uncle Wang, just take a look! Since this ghost is so obscene, then let's also prescribe the right medicine and give him some cruelty!" The fairy tale smiled, and thought of a very good way! If you meet the door god, the ghost will naturally retreat! Of course, if there are already ghosts in the house, then other ghosts are not allowed to enter! So the fairy tale's method is to pretend to be a ghost to scare and scare him! And it can't be a little ghost, you have to pretend to be an old ghost with a way!
Ordinary ghosts can only knock out three sounds, a total of nine sounds, and it is impossible to knock more! Because for ghosts who have not obtained the immortal position, nine is already an extreme number! But if it is a big ghost, for example, the ghost emperor of the underworld or the king of Hades, it is different! Because their status and strength are recognized by the Heavenly Dao, so ghosts and gods of their kind can knock on thirteen times! Because thirteen is a good fortune and a perfect number, this also has a special name, called the blessing of the spirit officer.
Although the current cultivation of fairy tales is not in the Yuan infant stage, Wang Tianfeng beside him is a real master in the middle stage of the scattered immortals! Although he is not as good as his boss Li Xiaoqiang, he is also the same as ordinary ghost immortals! Even if he can't knock it out thirteen times, he can definitely knock it more than that ghost! At least eleven or twelve times is still possible! Thinking of the fairy tale here, he told Wang Tianfeng about his tricky thoughts!
"You're really bad enough!" As soon as Wang Tianfeng's words fell, suddenly the ghost aura in the entire dormitory building began to become much thicker!
"Uncle Wang, don't ink, hurry up! Otherwise, he'll come in! This is not a small character! We have to overwhelm him in momentum!" Fairy Tale was shocked and said quickly.
Feeling that the temperature around her had dropped a lot, Fairy Tale suddenly realized that something was wrong: "Damn! We've entered someone's enchantment!"
And Wang Tianfeng, who didn't make a move in time just now because he was a little hesitant, also frowned deeply, if he knocked thirteen more times now, it would mean that he was no longer knocking on the wall, but on the enchantment!
"Hmph! Even a little ghost dares to be presumptuous in front of the poor road! It's really beyond his strength!" Wang Tianfeng snorted coldly, then clenched his fists and slammed them three times at the ground.
"Knock knock!" Sure enough, these three hits suddenly made a dull loud sound like a heavy hammer hitting a drum.
"Ahh
"What's the matter? Is there an earthquake?" The girls, who had been asleep, suddenly opened their eyes and sat up, and all of them looked around in panic.
"Damn! This scene is too enjoyable!" because it happened so suddenly, and the girls moved too much when they got up, which caused the murderous white flowers on their chests to sway non-stop. The fairy tale's eyes widened suddenly, and he only felt his blood boiling.