Chapter 334: Oblivion

Sang Mengmeng ran two steps, stopped, and said with a blushing face: "You go first...... I just got out of the shower and haven't put on my pants yet......"

Tang An was stunned for a moment, and then realized what kind of pants Sang Mengmeng was talking about, and couldn't help but glance down.

"There will be an eye of the needle!" Sang Mengmeng hurriedly blocked it with both hands, knowing that Tang An did not have a clairvoyant eye, he was still very shy.

Tang An also hurriedly turned around and continued to run back with the Black Tiger Striker.

Nan Mao was not in Tang An's room, Tang An remembered that she said that she was going to take a bath, and the girl was naturally more accustomed to the bathroom in her own room, so Nan Mao slept on Tang An's bed, but the bath was still in her own room, because she just put the bedroom full of messy alchemy equipment, and there was no one in the bathroom, and it could still be used.

The Black Tiger Striker can't speak, otherwise he can ask it what happened first, Tang An hurriedly came to the bathroom of the southern cat, knocked on the door hard, waited a little for a door or two, and pushed the door open vigorously.

The water vapor in the bathroom is steaming, but you can still see the back of Nanmao Miaoman, the queen's posture is always extraordinarily upright, even if it is the usual standing posture, it makes people feel that she seems to be stepping on high heels, the upper body is slightly up, the shoulders are back, the waist is soft forward, hearing the sound of the bathroom door being opened, the southern cat turned his head, his hands are not blocked in front of his chest or lower abdomen like ordinary women, but he opened his hands, the winding thunder and lightning are like a fierce dragon in the water vapor, and in an instant the bathroom is like the sky during a rainstorm, the temperature rises sharply, and the water line under the shower explodes!

Seeing that it was Tang An, who was dumbfounded, Nan Mao held the palm of his hand, and all the water vapor and the momentum that was about to explode seemed to be instantly grasped by her hand, but the hideous thunder and lightning did not disappear, and hit Tang An in an instant, and with the black tiger striker squatting on the edge of the bathroom, a person and a cat were directly knocked out of the window.

Tang An shouted, only to feel the air whistling across his body, and finally grabbed a tree to stabilize his body, only to hear a click, the entire trunk was broken because of this, and Tang An also fell to the ground.

Pushing away the tree trunk, Tang An was covered in back pain, as if lightning was about to emerge from his mouth, and the broken tree trunk beside him was enough to surround the arms of an adult, not only was he dumbfounded, it turned out that when the Southern Cat King really wanted to use a higher-level thunder and lightning spirit technique, he couldn't resist at all!

It was her subordinates who showed mercy just now, Tang An couldn't help but gasp when he thought of Nanmao's long hair dancing in the moisture, the majesty and anger between his eyebrows...... I thought that I could make two comparisons in front of the Southern Cat King after eating so much Water Spirit Flame, which was really naïve.

However, the size of the southern cat ...... It's really good, Tang An recalled the scene he saw just now, and suddenly felt that it was worth it to be knocked away...... Although he was a little wronged, the southern cat clearly had nothing to do, what about the Black Tiger Striker? Where did the Black Tiger Striker go? Tang An looked left and right, but did not see the figure of the Black Tiger Striker, and it was estimated that the little guy flew farther.

Tang An got up, no wonder so many cohabitation novels, TV series and movies are very popular, in the process of getting along day and night, ambiguous scenes are unavoidable, even if it is the king of the southern cat, it is difficult to avoid being glimpsed by Tang An.

I still remember that the southern cat monitored Sang Mengmeng's bath and determined that Sang Mengmeng was a piece of evidence from the dog spirit clan, which really made sense, because the southern cat didn't either. Tang An remembered the steaming meat buns that had just come out of the oven when he went to the steamed bun shop for breakfast before, and shook his head, Tang An dispelled these distracting thoughts.

The current southern cat is illusory...... Tang An reminded himself that the scene he saw just now was probably like watching a photo, forget it, don't worry about the heroine in the photo.

After all, after the spiritual power in Nanmao's body is stabilized, she will change back to the original little girl's appearance, so it is not an exaggeration to say that the scene she saw just now is illusory, it is not the real Nanmao.

"Whew!"

There was a dog barking next to him, and he saw that the big tree that had been knocked away by Tang An trembled, and the black tiger forward shook his head and climbed down from under the tree, stretching his waist to look at Tang An.

"What happened just now?" Tang An felt that according to the general situation, the pet hurriedly came to call people, and it was the owner who had an accident, and what was the result?

The Black Tiger striker sat on the ground with a "bang" and turned into a little girl in a doll costume, then looked around a few times, ignored Tang An, turned around and ran in another direction.

For this strange creature, Tang An could only be helpless, he couldn't catch up and take revenge on the black tiger striker, so he had to run away while no one had found out that he had hit the tree.

Back at home, Nanmao was already dressed, and Sang Mengmeng was about to go back.

"What the hell is going on?" asked Tang An.

Sang Mengmeng stretched out her hand and plucked a leaf from Tang An's hair, sighed and said, "Nanmao just asked the Black Tiger Striker to call you back, nothing happened...... The Black Tiger striker is too lively, and his anxious appearance makes us think that something happened to the Southern Cat. ”

"I guessed it too. Tang An pondered that Sang Mengmeng should not know what happened just now.

"Nan Mao is very arrogant now, when we get stronger, let's beat her together!" Sang Mengmeng lowered her voice and whispered in Tang An's ear.

Nanmao looked at Sang Mengmeng coldly and laughed, "You said you were going to beat me in front of me, I really don't know who is more arrogant...... Just to remind you, no matter how good you two become, you can't beat me. ”

"Phew, eavesdropping on others, shameless. The conspiracy was discovered, Sang Mengmeng was still a little embarrassed, and turned around and went home.

Only Tang An and Nan Mao were left in the room, the two of them looked at each other for a few seconds, Tang An scratched his hair, and now it was really embarrassing, looking at the pink cheeks of Nan Mao, a trace of blush appeared on the pink cheeks of Nan Mao, and the shyness of the proud queen made her full of a charming style, but Tang An knew that beauty was beautiful, but it was not so easy to appreciate.

"Ahem, you should go to bed early. I'm going to work tonight......" Tang An prepared to retreat.

"Stop!" Nanmao's voice is very majestic.

Tang An turned his head, ready to run away at any time, although he knew that Nan Mao was very powerful, but he would never stand here and be beaten, and he would run away if he couldn't beat him.

"The Black Tiger Striker hurriedly bit his trouser leg, I thought something was wrong with you, so I pushed open the bathroom door. Tang An still had to explain, "I didn't mean it!"

"I know you didn't mean to, or you'd have become...... You've become ......" Nan Cat thought for a moment, trying to find a ferocious example, "You've turned into a mobile phone." ”

"Why is it a mobile phone?" Tang An was stunned for a moment, feeling that although it was not a good thing to become a mobile phone, it was not scary at all.

"A man and a woman went to the mobile phone store to buy a mobile phone, the man picked a camera phone, and the woman said no. The man picked another smart phone, but the woman still didn't want it. So the man picked the latest Apple mobile phone, but the woman still didn't want it. In the end, the woman picked a copycat machine, asked if it was waterproof, whether the vibration was strong, whether the power lasted for a long time, and paid shyly after getting a positive answer. The man was puzzled, and after he went back, the man packed up his things and went on a business trip, and the woman took out her mobile phone and called the man, and then looked at the mobile phone with resentment and said, of course I want such a mobile phone, and I will count on the mobile phone in the future, and after speaking, I turned on the mobile phone and put it between my legs. Nan Mao looked at Tang An expressionlessly, and said word by word.

After listening to half of it, Tang An finally understood that this was a yellow joke...... It's just that where does someone say that the yellow joke is in this tone, like an endorsement...... No need to ask, this kind of yellow joke is definitely not original to Nanmao, I don't know where she saw this kind of thing, and then repeated it to Tang An.

"As far as I know, the vast majority of human females on Earth have a strange smell between their legs, and if you really come here on purpose to find an excuse to peep at me, I will turn you into a mobile phone with waterproof vibration and strong power and long-lasting power to give to human females. Nan Mao said with a sneer.

Tang An stepped back two steps, looked at Nanmao without tears, and shouted: "Wang, you are terrible!"

However, Tang An does not agree with the description of some aspects of human females in Nanmao, but he will not argue anything for the innocence and honor of his female compatriots, Tang An is a little suspicious that although the king of Nanmao has a lot of spiritual arts, but there is really spiritual magic that can turn Tang An into a mobile phone? That is too nonsense, after all, the Beast Spirit Empire is actually still an orderly and lawful world, not a pure fantasy world.

"It's good that you know. "Nanmao is a little proud.

"I see!" Tang An reported loudly.

"Okay, next, I'm going to use amnesia to make you forget what you're seeing. "When it comes to this matter, Nanmao is still a little embarrassed, so he wants Tang An to forget it.

Although Tang An didn't want to accept this kind of forgetting technique, there seemed to be no other way, so he nodded and reminded, "Don't let me forget more." ”

Nancat just looked at him.

"Let's get started. Tang An looked at Nanmao, there was nothing wrong with forgetting the scene just now, and Tang An didn't have to keep this memory to remember.

Nan Mao stretched out his hand, patted Tang An's head, then reached out and grabbed it, put the hand that was holding something in front of him seriously, and then opened his mouth to blow.

"Well, you've forgotten. Nan Mao looked at Tang An expressionlessly, and then said, "You go, I'm going to sleep." ”

Tang An was stunned for a moment, what kind of forgetting technique is this? Tang An thought about it for a while, still remembered, and then involuntarily glanced at Nanmao's body, which was still incomparably wonderful even if it was wrapped under the skirt.

Nan Mao's eyes couldn't help but widen, Tang An immediately came back to his senses, how could he be so uninteresting? Hurriedly tilted his head in distraction and shouted, "Ah, what's the matter? How do I feel like I'm amnesia!"

Nan Mao turned around, ignored Tang An, who continued to pretend there, and walked back to Tang An's bedroom with his lips pursed, if it weren't for the fear of using the real forgetting technique, it would hurt his already unused brain, so that the combat effectiveness of the great general of Nan Cat would have decreased, so he wouldn't have let him go like this!

Hmph, Tang An actually saw his body, and one day he would take revenge on him, let him taste the feeling of someone suddenly breaking in and taking a few looks.