"Ahh

Zhang Fang screamed again, covered his buttocks and crawled out of the room. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

All night, the wails continued.

The monks in the attic who were noisy all night long, cursing incessantly.

Yan Yuchen asked blankly under the bed, and then continued to sleep with his head covered.

The head hurts, the person is sleepy.

It doesn't matter who he's "ahhhh

The next day, an extremely exciting news quietly spread.

"Brother Wang, have you heard?"

"What did you hear?"

"Last night, Zhang Fang that guy went to make amends to the new kid overnight, and he was shameless, took off his pants and used his ass to please others, but he was torn by the chrysanthemum remnants that looked like Svenwen's boy, covered in blood, mourning and crying until dawn, but it was miserable. ”

"Holy!

"Of course it's true, I heard that a disciple happened to pass through the corridor last night, and saw Zhang Fang knocking on the door of that kid's room, saying that he wanted to make amends. As a result, after a while, he covered his ass and escaped screaming......"

"Nima, that kid is so, can make people cry?"

"Tsk, it's not just crying, you should go and see Zhang Fang, take the opportunity to take a look at his ass, it's just ah...... Hey, it's miserable, the flesh and blood are blurred, I don't even know where the flower is, there are holes everywhere, and the blood is gurgling......"

“……”

"Nima, that young man is really unseemly, and birds are unmeasurable. Let's stay away from him in the future, and be careful that chrysanthemums are not guaranteed. ”

"What Brother Liu said is very true, hearing Brother Liu say this, I feel a little frightened, do you think we should go to the street to buy a locked iron pants, in case that kid takes a fancy to us?"

"This ...... Brother Liu and Brother Qian both think like this, it seems that they do have this need, go. ”

"Without further ado, hurry up and buy it, it's important to protect the chrysanthemum. ”

So soon there were many male friars on the streets, and the male boss who was happy smiled with his eyebrows.

However, after asking the reason, the male boss's face immediately changed, and he hurriedly snatched back the five pairs of iron pants that were sold at the end, and said with a smile: "These five are not for sale, and I have to keep them for my two sons and father to wear." ”

"Then you can keep three, and what about the other two?"

The boss said with a frightened face: "I have to wear one myself, after all, I often go to the street to do business, and I walk late at night, if I meet that fierce man, it is really ......"

"And what about the other one? You're not going to put the on the male dog next to you, are you?"

"Hey, my lady has just become pregnant, and I don't know if it's a boy or a girl, if I give birth to a boy...... Hey, you have to take precautions and leave a life for your youngest son, don't you think?"

“……”

The terrible news spread throughout the streets, and many of the friars panicked.

And some of the friars secretly regretted it in their hearts.

That young man is so bullish and fierce, why do you like men?

It would be nice if he liked women.

When the news spread and spread all over the city, Zhang Fang was still screaming in the room.

The old doctor gave him medicine with a pale face, and couldn't help but persuade him in a low voice: "Senior nephew Zhang, pay attention in the future, even if there are few women on this border, you will not be ...... Hey, look at you here, I can't look at it, it's like a knife, that young man is too excited, how can I not know how to pity you......"

Zhang Fang was furious, screaming and scolding: "Nima! Your eyes are scared, aren't you? You are a dignified doctor, you can't even see his knife wounds? No matter how hungry and thirsty Lao Tzu is, he won't follow that little beast...... Ahh

The old doctor secretly sneered in his heart, and his hands became even harder.

The buttocks are all blooming, and a chrysanthemum has bloomed into countless flowers, and you kid still dare to scold the old man, you are really impatient.

The screams in the room continued.

In another room, Yan Yuchen was still lying under the bed, with the quilt between his legs, sleeping with drooling and dreaming again and again.

"Bang!"

The door was suddenly pushed open, and Zhou Zhiqi wore a long skirt and walked in quickly.

"Huh, what about people?"

The bed was empty, and she found a head under it.

"Yan Yuchen, why did you sleep under the bed? I heard that Zhang Fang came to trouble you last night, and you stabbed someone's buttocks?"

Zhou Zhiqi hurriedly walked over and asked while patting his face.

Yan Yuchen muttered a few words, Fang opened his eyes, stared at her blankly for a while, and Fang exclaimed, "Senior sister, why did you turn upside down?"

Zhou Zhiqi grabbed him by the collar and dragged him out from under the bed, and said angrily: "Look who turned upside down." ”

Yan Yuchen sat up, looked at the place he was in confusion, and immediately asked, "Senior sister, did you kick me out of bed last night? You sleep on the bed? You domineering woman, brother is very angry!"

Zhou Zhiqi glared at him, too lazy to talk nonsense to him, and said, "Zhang Fang came to your room last night?"

"Zhang Fang?"

Yan Yuchen rubbed his head, as if recalling who this person was.

After a while, Fang was puzzled: "No, he's a big man, why did he come to my room in the middle of the night?"

Zhou Zhiqi stared at him with burning eyes and said, "You really don't remember anything?"

Yan Yuchen shook his head and said, "I had a headache last night and slept deeply, could it be that something else happened?"

Zhou Zhiqi stared at him for a while, seeing that he didn't want to lie, and didn't bother to ask any more.

After thinking for a while, he suddenly reached out and grabbed his Mimi and snorted coldly: "Yan Yuchen, did you have a dream last night?

Yan Yuchen was taken aback, and said, "Master...... Senior sister, how do you know?"

"Hmph, say it quickly, don't hide a word!"

Yan Yuchen blushed, lowered his head and glanced at the quilt that was still sandwiched between his legs, and muttered, "Senior sister, I want to ...... I want to change my pants first......"

Zhou Zhiqi was stunned when she heard this, turned her eyes, stared at his crotch for a while, suddenly understood, and said with wide eyes: "You...... You ...... last night."

Immediately, he exerted force in his hand, and said with a murderous face: "Say, who is the woman who made you wet your pants in your dream? Could it be that group of ugly and strange beautiful girls?"

Yan Yuchen's eyes widened and said, "Senior sister, do you even know that I dreamed of a beautiful girl?"

"Hmph, I knew you wanted to fight them for 300 rounds!"

Yan Yuchen was shocked and said, "Senior sister is really a god!"

Zhou Zhiqi also pinched his Mimi with her other hand, pulled her hands together, and urged coldly: "Tell me quickly, who is that woman?"

In fact, she knew the answer in her heart, after all, the guy had her name in his mouth when he left last night, and it looked like he was about to fly into the sky.

But she had to listen to him again before she was satisfied.

"Yan Yuchen, do you hear it, I'll let you say it quickly! Then let you ...... in the end Who the hell is that woman? Don't lie!"

"Senior sister, can you not say it? It's embarrassing......"

"Can't!

Yan Yuchen was very embarrassed.

He still remembers last night's dream.

Although the first dream was for the senior sister, the woman at the last moment suddenly became ...... The nine-tailed fox that always bites him and eats his saliva.

What a shame!

I can even dream of human and demon sex, it's really dirty.

Yan Yuchen felt that he had no face to see.

"Yan Yuchen, I'm asking you, do you want to get rid of it?"

Zhou Ziqi tugged at his Mimi, accentuating his tone, but he was secretly proud in his heart.

You little pervert, what don't you dare to say, isn't it just that I have a ghost in my heart for my senior sister, senior sister, I already knew, is it necessary to be so spitting?

Yan Yuchen felt helpless when he saw that she was unrelenting, so he had to cover his face with his hands and said with a crying voice: "Senior sister, I ...... I'm sorry for you...... It was indeed not you who appeared at the last minute, but ...... It's ......"

"Who is it, you bastard, it's not me! Who the hell is it? Tell me, my sister is going to kill her!"

When Zhou Zhiqi heard this, she was immediately angry and angry, and suddenly sat up from the bed, her eyes flashed with coldness, and her whole body was murderous!

Yan Yuchen got into the quilt headlong, as if he had no face to see people, and suddenly roared with grief and indignation: "It's Brother Xiong! It's Brother Xiong! it, it's Brother Xiong - Senior sister, I don't know why it's him, woo, I don't want to live anymore......"

“……”

As soon as these words came out, Zhou Zhiqi's murderous intent suddenly came to naught, and she instantly stiffened in place, dumbfounded.