Chapter 416: When the weather is good, you have to go out
The weather in the south is strange, and it is very different from the dry and cold in the north. Sometimes the weather is good, and the cold wind is blowing under the sun. But some days are cloudy, the humidity is so heavy that the fog is foggy, but the temperature is quite high, and I don't feel any difference if I wear a sweater.
Zhang Dadao came together today, and he felt quite damned, it was snowing in front and it rained yesterday, and the old saying is that snow is not cold and snow is cold! But when we came together today, Zhang Dadao felt quite warm except that he felt a little wet. When I went downstairs, the actor and Bai Er went out to work, and I saw Pang Zuodao sitting at the dinner table!
"Hmph~" Zhang Dadao snorted and said mockingly: "What are you going to do, what are you going to eat, what else do you say? Tell me, what's the weather like today?"
"Well, Gollum~" Pang Zuodao swallowed what was in his mouth and hurriedly said: "Heavenly Master, are you awake? Just now it was like telling you to eat, I was afraid that the food would be cold when you came down." But you said again that you can't wake you up, and last time you said that whoever dares to disturb you will be deducted 200 years of salary. I don't think I will live that long, so I don't dare to call you. Anyway, the meal can be eaten no matter how hot it is. This morning it was porridge and buns, and this heat didn't affect the taste......"
"If you talk nonsense, you will be deducted 300 years of salary!" Zhang Dadao heard these things as soon as he got up in the morning, and his head was almost gone.
Pang Zuodao's words changed, and the connection was very natural: "If the weather is concerned, we have to talk about the weather forecast, and the weather forecast in the magic capital is really unbelievable. I don't know what the weather is like today, but Second Brother Bai watched it for a while in the morning. It is said that the sun is drawn in the afternoon. According to this analysis, it should be cloudy weather today, and I don't believe what he says. Do you believe it, Heavenly Master?"
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, and he wanted to say that he didn't believe it. But Bai Er is still very good at these traditional techniques, especially since he planted the land back then, looking at the clouds and knowing the weather, he really knows how to say it. But if you want to believe it, then his IQ will not be on the same level as Bai Er's fool! Zhang Dadao was a little numb in an instant, and he couldn't figure out whether Pang Zuodao was deliberately testing his IQ, or whether this thing's brain was not easy to use, this sentence was an unintentional mistake.
Zhang Dadao pursed his lips. sat down to eat, and simply ignored Pang Zuodao's words. Zhang Dadao sighed, buried himself in eating, Pang Zuodao ate after a while, and said: "Heavenly Master, the weather is good today, should we contact Xu Yi? ”
Zhang Dadao rolled his eyes and interrupted, "Don't go." I've been working hard for the past few days, tired!"
"Didn't you rest yesterday?" Pang Zuodao instantly felt a little ridiculous, and he couldn't understand Zhang Dadao's thinking. Just playing every day, saying that he is doing work is actually using his mouth to fool people. It's basically the same as chatting. It's to go out to work, to go far is to chat, and to walk in is at best a visit.
Zhang Dadao touched his chin. said: "I still don't want to go, you said that we have done tens of thousands of hundreds of thousands of business." I also struggled to make thousands of small transactions, which really made Poor Dao feel that my human resources had depreciated again. Besides. You don't have much use in the live broadcast room!I heard them say, it's just some people who watch the excitement and find faults, and I haven't seen any movement in the online fortune telling you said last time? I don't think your live broadcast has contributed much to our store!"
Pang Zuodao was stunned for a moment, and wondered: "Isn't the depreciation of human resources more powerful when you rest at home? And my live broadcast room has contributed! Recently, the business of our online store has improved a lot, and Second Brother Bai goes to his house every day, and the inventory is about to run out! Besides, maybe Xu Yi will come to the door again, and there will be no money to make by chatting with him at that time!"
Zhang Dadao was stunned for a moment, and this sentence said that he was in a state of mind, and it was useless to say anything else! With a person like Zhang Dadao, he had to talk about where the money was lost! Pang Zuodao said this, Zhang Dadao understood at that time, why did he say that something was wrong these days! The feeling is to chat with Xu Yibai and confiscate the money, this is because of the many people who came yesterday, otherwise he would at least remember to ask Xu Yi to collect the consultation fee.
Zhang Dadao suddenly felt a loss, clapped his hands and said, "Cheng, call Xu Yi!" Let's go over later, go over early and have lunch with him by the way." Zhang Dadao gritted his teeth, and he had to eat back yesterday's losses even if he fought hard.
Pang Zuodao has been a little crazy in the past few days, he is disgusted by everyone when he speaks in the store, and the two fools with white faces can't stand him recently. Only in the live broadcast room did his words and nagging attributes have a place to play. As soon as I heard that I had the opportunity to broadcast live again today, I hurriedly ran to make a phone call. As soon as he came back, he was instructed by Zhang Dadao to pack up things everywhere and prepare various props, and after a while, he packed up the things that were applied. Zhang Dadao went out with the little drill wind of "blind guide suit" and Pang Zuodao who was dragging a big box, found a piece of paper at the door and pasted it on the big glass door, and the two went to the direction of the bus stop.
On the top of the locked large glass door, the white paper read: "The master is out on business, if there are any visiting guests, please come back that day." If you are in a hurry, you can temporarily go to the northwest ramen old cow in the back street. If you pay in advance, you can enjoy a free beef ramen with a large bowl of beef with meat, and you can upgrade to knife-cut noodles with one yuan. "It's just this unreliable thing, it's better to say it's a message than an advertisement for Lao Niu's broken store.
Zhang Dadao and Pang Zuodao suffered from white eyes and strange stares all the way. Their combination is really a bit strange, Zhang Dadao is wearing a pair of small round sunglasses, which is said to be tortoiseshell! Pulling a big dog with the words "guide dog" written on it on a sack, wearing the mink robe, and tying up his hair with a red sandalwood crown. Behind him is Pang Zuodao, who is pulling a big black box.
If Zhang Dadao is alone, everyone will only think that it is filming again! Those with bigger brains will only think that it is cosplay. But this guy with sunglasses and a "guide dog" is a person who has watched the TV series, and everyone understands that this is a fortune teller!
As far as Zhang Dadao is concerned, not to mention pulling the wind, he is also followed by Pang Zuodao! Fortune telling is to the point of taking an apprentice assistant, and this Zhang Dadao's posture is also the top in this industry!
In the past few years, have there been fewer fake masters and pseudo-sciences exposed on television and on the Internet? Zhang Dadao said that this line of work is not easy to do, the working environment is getting worse and worse, and the pressure of competition is getting bigger and bigger. It's true that the days are getting worse and worse!(To be continued......)
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