Chapter 41: Lifting a Rock and Shooting Yourself in the Foot
In fact, Meng Po did this intentionally. First of all, no one sent a pack of good cigarettes, eating people with soft mouths and short hands. and then sacrifice the big killer of scattered immortals. When you know how to tick the box, it depends on your performance! Tobacco and alcohol are not what you want to buy, you can buy them if you want to!
Even Zhong Quinoa and Bai Wuchang got a pack as sisters, and their impression of Meng Ge immediately skyrocketed. Now everyone hasn't realized in their hearts that this, the next pack of cigarettes, is what Meng Po said can have.
The words are at loggerheads, and now they can suddenly swallow the clouds and spit out the fog, and even the atmosphere has become less tense. Ma Mian was also stunned when he heard Sanxian, but unfortunately his status was low, and he couldn't speak well.
When the ballots were all ticked, Meng Ge handed it over, and was about to leave, but was stopped by King Yama. This kind of favor, benefit but not cost.
King Yama smiled and said, "Meng Ge, this king sang the vote on the spot and established the list." You just don't leave for the time being, take a large piece of paper and hang it on the wall, and help the king count the votes. ”
King Yama sang four or five votes first, and when he saw that Zhong Kui had always had one more vote than Cui Fujun, he was secretly happy in his heart. Choose 11 out of 13 places for each ticket, and that's the case. In the end, Zhong Kui had Meng Po's vote, so he naturally pressed one head, and only one more vote, and he didn't lose much face.
At that time, according to Li Ruofan's advice, when each vote was thirteen places, she wondered if the scattered immortals were doing this too much. It's not best to write three directly, and it's also trouble-free.
Li Ruofan smiled and said nothing, and only after half a sound did he tell Meng Po the mystery. After all, the underworld and the heavenly court are still in the mindset of feudal society, this is the gap between the realm and the vision.
King Yama picked up another ballot paper, slightly stunned. One of the ten halls of Yama above was not checked! This is okay? However, it does not violate the regulations! As long as eleven places are selected, this ballot is valid.
In fact, the name of the ten halls of Yama on the ballot is the real companion. First of all, for example, for the first palace Qin Guangwang, is there a difference between 100 votes and 90 votes? In the same way, is there a difference between 13 votes and 12 votes? Will it affect participation in the Pan Tao Meeting?
In this case, why not sell Meng Po's favor and show favor to the scattered immortals behind Meng Ge? Moreover, they all took a big gift from Meng Po. You must know that the key to the competition is actually Zhong Kui and Cui Fujun!
For Cui Fujun and Zhong Kui, Li Ruofan didn't let Meng Po give gifts in advance, because they didn't need to. No matter how generous the gift is, will Zhong Kui choose you Meng Po?
Ticking is a form of inertia. The mental state of thirteen places to play eleven hooks and three places to play two hooks is completely different. Of course, for the current underworld, they can't figure this out.
Even to Meng Po, Li Ruofan also had reservations and said that writing the names of the ten halls of Yama was a sign of respect for the ten ghost kings. Actually, to hell with it.
When the last vote fell from the hands of King Yama, there was a rare cold reception in the enlarged meeting. It's not scientific. Has anyone come forward to tell this king what this is all about?
I think back then, when King Yama was training in the mortal world, he was also known as iron-faced, selfless, honest and honest, no matter what difficult case, he could find out. Today, it is suddenly not enough.
Cui Fujun has five votes and Zhong Kui has six votes. Obviously, Meng Po listened to the greeting of this king and voted for Zhong Kui.
However, who can tell this king, what is the matter with this Meng Po's seven votes? Your sister, this king is surprised!
Live ticketing, and it was a proud debut. There is not even a chance to operate in the dark. Even if there were, the king disdained to ruin his reputation because of this. Take care of your feathers.
Do you want to blame Meng Po? Why did the seven Yamas vote for you? What about the good companion tie up? What about the difference that said yes!
For the first time, King Yama felt that this position was not easy to sit in. Centrifugal and detached, the ghost heart is unpredictable.
If you want to ask who is the biggest in the ten halls of Yama, there is actually no answer. takes turns to run the book of life and death, in fact, they are all cute. How big can the prefecture be? Each has its own responsibility, and it has nothing to do with each other.
King Yama said: "Ten halls of Yama and Meng Po will participate in the Pan Tao Party next month. That, adjournment. ”
The king is hurt, and the king needs comfort now.
Meng Po knew that she must not be complacent now. The arrogant soldiers will be defeated, and they must win, not be arrogant, and not be discouraged. The first step of the long march, and now look at the beginning of the day!
The king of Yama lifted a stone and shot himself in the foot, and his heart was very depressed. Back in the house, pacing around, fidgety. So Meng Po came again just right.
Meng Po said: "Today's matter, I voted for Zhong Kui. ”
King Yama waved his hand and said, "I know this. It's just that Meng Po really has nothing to hide from this king?"
Meng Po shouted and hit the sky: "How is it possible? The old body has been guarding himself in Meng Po Village, besides, how can the old body of the Ten Palaces Yama be able to say that he can move?"
King Yama thinks about it, and it's really no wonder that Meng Po is doing this.
Meng Po said with a smile: "This time, the blessing of this little girl is to become attached to the scattered immortals in the mortal world. But it has gained a lot of benefits, if the gifts that the underworld will give to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother this year are not ready, the old body can provide one or two. ”
King Yama's eyes lit up: "Could it be that Meng Po has gained many benefits from scattered immortals?"
Meng Po said with a smile: "The immortals of this heavenly court are no different from ordinary people, they are all afraid of pillow wind. Back then, the old man also helped a little because of the Jade Emperor's daughter's family affairs. If you really want to talk about it, I am also a loose official in heaven. It's just that the time is too early, and the heavenly court has not yet been established. The fairy realm was created causally, and later only acquiesced to the identity of the old body of the Netherworld. ”
In this world, people like Meng Po are actually the most important to be underestimated. As long as there is a suitable opportunity, they can make waves, not to mention, many things, men often can't pull their faces. The old woman is the best candidate.
King Yama said with a smile: "The underworld Meng Po is the oldest, and all the ghosts know it. Today, I learned that Meng Po was also assigned to the underworld as an official by the fairy world. ”
In this way, neither Meng Po nor Zhong Kui have lost the face of Heavenly Court.
Meng Po smiled: "There is still a box of unopened good cigarettes in the old body, and the special products of the mortal world, such as osmanthus duck." If necessary, it is also a novelty to bring it to Heavenly Court. Perhaps, the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother will be happy, and the immortal wine elixir will be rewarded. ”
King Yama smiled, "This is naturally good. However, how can you let Meng Po spend so much?"
Meng Po said with a smile: "How can a family say the words of two families! What's more, Yan Luoli disagreed with the public and let Meng Po participate in the peach banquet. Naturally, it should be expressed, and it is also the proper meaning. There's nothing else to say. ”
King Yama laughed and said, "Don't pay attention to those gossips. That's it, Meng Po, this king is optimistic about you. ”
leveled the king of Yama, but Meng Po admired Li Ruofan, a scattered immortal, in his heart for his strategizing and decisive victory thousands of miles away. Many things, just like director Li Ruofan, deserve to be a scattered immortal.