Chapter 042: Blind Date and Ugly Girl
After several tosses, Xu Fu was in the Eastern Han Dynasty, he assumed the name Jiao Zhongqing and became a small official in the Lujiang Taishou Yamen. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Taishou and his wife had no children, and saw that Zhongqing was alone, so they adopted him as an adopted son. When Mrs. Taishou saw that Zhongqing was not married, she urged him to get married quickly.
"There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is greater. When my stepmother sees that you are alone, she wants to arrange family affairs for you so that you can get married as soon as possible, what do you think?"
Zhong Qing's face was full of embarrassment: "Mother-in-law, you must not do this, I have no interest in marriage, I have no interest in women." ”
The stepmother was very surprised when she heard this: "Could it be that you are the ...... of the base? What is the habit of breaking sleeves?
"No, no, don't think nonsense, stepmother, I'm not interested in men. ”
"That's really not supposed to be, do you have a woman you like?"
"This ......"
"Since there isn't, then I'll arrange a blind date for you, don't worry, I won't force you, if you don't see something you're satisfied with, I will definitely not force you to get married. ”
Zhong Qing thought to himself: It's okay to go on a blind date, you can see more women, and if you can meet a woman who is reincarnated in this life.
"For blind dates, everything is arranged by Lao Yimu. ”
In ancient blind dates, the man's parents first came forward and visited the woman's home. The woman's parents usually let their daughter come out to show her face, pour tea, light cigarettes, and the man's family takes advantage of the situation to look at the woman's appearance, figure, posture, manners, etc.
The palm of the hand during the blind date is not as elaborate as the fortune teller, and it is usually only based on the softness of the woman's palm and the thickness of the skin to judge whether she is blessed or not. Those with soft palms and delicate skin are good looks, while those with prominent bones, stiff muscles, and rough skin are bad looks that are not blessed.
The folk generally taboo women cut off their palms, that is, there is a thick and deep line on the palm from left to right across the middle, such as the palm of the hand from the middle of the cross, that this kind of woman is hard, destined to kill her husband.
The man himself was taken to the woman's house by the matchmaker for a blind date, and while observing the woman, he also accepted the woman's scrutiny. But the man and woman did not sit and talk, and the woman only appeared a little and then hid in the inner room.
Blind date is commonly known as seeing the bride, when the man comes to the blind date, the woman first hides and peeps, if there is no objection, then go out to pour tea, the man takes the opportunity to glance at it, if he agrees, he takes the tea.
If the man is satisfied, he will say something. Generally is to give the woman a small red envelope, commonly known as the meeting gift, if the blind date eats the other party's boiled dim sum eggs, noodles, that is, the like, the man before leaving, the girl will personally make a bowl of sugar boiled water for the young man to drink, if the young man drinks this bowl of sugar water, even if it is satisfied; if you drink half a bowl, it means that you still need to ask the matchmaker to negotiate, leaving room for maneuver; if it is just a symbolic dip on the lips, it is out of politeness, indicating that you do not agree with the family business.
In ancient times, Chinese women were often "born in the depths of the boudoir and no one knows, whether it is Yan or no one knows", after the matchmaker said that after the matchmaker, the man went to the woman's house for the first visit, called a blind date.
Although the gift is nothing more than cigarettes, alcohol, snacks and the like, it does not care about the quantity, the value is high, and it must be done to its liking, do not violate the taboo of the other party's parents, dress generously, and behave modestly and politely. In ancient times, when going on a blind date, the man could only be created by the matchmaker to take a sneak peek at the girl.
China is a country of etiquette and righteousness, paying attention to subtlety, and the results of blind dates are often not directly confessed, but expressed with various hints. After the man entered the door, the woman's parents first poured a cup of hot tea for the young man, and the young man saw that the girl liked it, so he drank the cup of tea in one gulp, and then the girl's parents discussed with the girl, if they agreed to marry, they would leave the man and the matchmaker for dinner, and if they did not agree, they would let the man leave and go home.
In ancient times, men and women themselves had no right to speak about their marriage, everything obeyed the orders of their parents, the words of the matchmaker, and the major matters of marriage were all decided by the parents, and men and women could not meet before the cave house.
The man has a choice over the woman, at least the man's parents see the girl's appearance. And the woman can only rely on the matchmaker's three-inch incorruptible tongue to marry her daughter out of a nonsense manner. On the night of the cave room, the woman saw that the staff had white eyebrows, and secretly complained that the matchmaker had mistaken me.
In China, there must be wine for every big event or happy event. The man picks a good day and brings gifts to the woman's house, and the two parties meet. On the table, the man puts four glasses of wine and the woman puts two glasses of wine to indicate that the man is strong and the woman is weak. In the context of staggered and drunken drinking, the happiness of young men and women in their lives was thus decided. Shenma's temperament, living habits, talents and hobbies are all floating clouds, all based on the words of the parents and the matchmaker.
In ancient times, choosing a wife would not be so simple and hasty, and when marriage was a major event, how could it be a child's play to trade money and affection? Whether it conformed to the principles of matching the family, the marriage strategy, the reciprocity of the dowry and the dowry, the literacy rate of the woman, and the appearance of the woman, the appearance of the rich and the beautiful woman was not popular in ancient times.
Although Zhong Qing didn't really want to get married, the matchmaker arranged a blind date with him...... Inevitably...... Looks too ugly, right?
How can these stunners in the world be released to be scary? Zhong Qing's heart was beating with fright.
If there is no salt, ugly and strange face, nose and teeth, sharp-beaked monkey gills, long mouth and fangs, raw hair with horns, his appearance is not good, Dong Shi is effective, makeup Fei Dai, the appearance is not amazing, and the ugly people are strange.
Beauty is like a flower, they are like a flower...... God, Liu Zongyuan's Jiang Xue The first two sentences describe it most appropriately, thousands of mountains and birds fly away, and thousands of people disappear.
In ancient times, there were four beauties Xi Shi, Diao Chan, Yang Guifei, and Wang Zhaojun, and in ancient times, there were also famous five ugly girls, sister-in-law, Zhong Lichun, Meng Guang, Huang Yueying, and Ruan.
The mother-in-law looks very ugly, but the wisdom is extraordinary, the Yellow Emperor married her as a wife, the mother-in-law really lived up to the love of the Yellow Emperor, and the first mirror used by human beings was invented and made by the mother-in-law. When the Yellow Emperor traveled around the world, the Yellow Emperor's concubine died of illness, and the Yellow Emperor ordered his mother-in-law to direct the rituals and supervise the coffin, and the mother-in-law showed extraordinary organizational skills. Because of his mother-in-law's internal help, the Yellow Emperor defeated Emperor Yan, killed Chiyou, and unified China.
Zhong Lichun in the Warring States Period, people often use "looks like no salt" to describe the ugly girl, this no salt refers to the ugly girl Zhong Lichun in Wu Yan County, Qi State in the Warring States Period, also known as Zhong Wuyan. She is forty unmarried, extremely ugly, with a concave head and deep eyes, a long belly, a high nose and a throat, and a fat top with little hair.
At that time, King Qi Xuan, who was in power, was politically corrupt and disciplined, and the whole country was panicked and complained. In order to save the country, Zhong Lichun risked killing his head and came to the capital Linzi and met King Qi Xuan. I saw the ugly girl raise her eyes, open her mouth, wave her hand, and then clapped her knees and shouted: "Danger, danger!" King Qi Xuan was confused by her, and asked the ugly girl to understand.
The ugly girl stepped forward to salute and said, "I have raised my eyes to observe the changes in the situation for the king, opened my mouth to punish the king's ears for not listening to advice, waved my hand to drive away sycophants for the king, and patted my legs to dismantle the king's snow palace for amusement." ”
"The people's daughters are not talented, but I have also heard that the king has a minister and will not die in his country, and the father has a son and will not die in his family. Now the king is indulging in wine and refusing to accept advice, which is what I mean by opening my mouth to accept advice for the king; the enemy is about to be overwhelmed by a large army, and you are still surrounded by a group of braggarts, which is going to mislead the country, so I wave my hand to expel them; the king has spent a lot of material and manpower to build such a luxurious palace, which has made the treasury empty and the people have no livelihood, how can he meet the Qin soldiers in the future?"
The analysis of the ugly girl Zhong Lichun made King Qi Xuan wake up like a dream and was greatly moved, and said: "If you don't come here in time to remind me, how will I know my mistake?"
King Qi Xuan regarded Zhong Lichun as a treasure mirror for himself, and in order to show that he had changed his ways, he made Zhong Lichun the queen.
Meng Guang in the Eastern Han Dynasty, Meng Guang was fat, ugly and black, and had the ability to lift a stone mortar, but his conduct was excellent, and he was deeply valued by Liang Hong, a famous man and a beautiful man at that time, and married him. Liang Hong was down, every time he came back from work, Meng Guang respectfully raised the food to the level of his eyebrows, leaving behind a beautiful story through the ages.
Huang Yueying in the Three Kingdoms era, Huang Yueying, a native of Baishui, Jingzhou, during the Three Kingdoms, was the daughter of Huang Chengyan, a famous scholar in Chuyang, and the wife of Zhuge Liang. Huang Chengyan recommended Huang Yueying to Zhuge Liang for talent and asked for marriage, and Zhuge Liang agreed and married Huang Yueying.
Huang Yueying has yellow hair and black skin, and has an ugly face, but she has a lot of knowledge. Zhuge Liang came out of Qishan and shook the Central Plains, invented a new means of transportation, called the wooden ox and flowing horse, solved the problem of grain and grass transportation for hundreds of thousands of troops, and invented a new weapon such as a repeater, which was surprisingly successful, in fact, these were taught by his ugly daughter-in-law.
During the Three Kingdoms period, the Ruan family was the daughter of the famous Ruan Dewei, and when the candle night was spent in the cave room, the appearance of the Ruan family scared the groom of the Three Kingdoms, and the Wei Chen celebrity Xu Yun ran away, and the Ruan family grabbed him. Xu Yun said while struggling: "Women have four virtues, women's virtues, women's words, women's appearance, and women's merits, how many do you meet?"
The bride said, "All I lack is beauty, and a scholar has a hundred trades, how many do you meet?"
Xu Yun said: "I have everything ready. ”
The bride said, "Hundred virtues are the head, you are lustful and not virtuous, how can you say that you are ready?"
Xu Yun was speechless, and since then the husband and wife have respected and loved each other, and their feelings have been harmonious.