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Surrounded by so many colorful women, stared at excitedly by so many pairs of greedy eyes, he stood alone in the waterhole, looking so helpless.

It was as if the clothes of the whole body had been stripped naked, and these dignified and graceful women, their eyes were burning, staring at him with relish.

"Rape first, then kill, shred the corpse and feed it to the dog!"

While he was pondering a plan, the women around him suddenly shouted in unison again.

Then they rolled up their sleeves one by one, lifted their skirts, revealing their snow-white thighs, ready to go into the water to catch him.

Yan Yuchen was shocked, and said with a sad face: "Everyone, didn't you castrate first and then kill just now, how did it become rape first and then kill......?"

"Little lewd thief, dare to peek at our sisters taking a bath, hum, if you don't let you live, it's better to die, others still think our sisters are easy to bully?"

"Emasculated him, let him live better than die!"

The women's eyes lit up again, and they shouted in unison: "Yes! Rape him, make life worse than death!"

"Poof!

The water splashed, and many women jumped into the water eagerly with their skirts in their hands, and surrounded him with lewd smiles on their faces.

Yan Yuchen's face turned pale.

Now he has long been hollowed out by the two little rabbits and his senior sister, and his legs are trembling and dizzy even when he walks.

Now if you are bombarded by such a group of women who are like wolves and tigers, as if they have never seen a man in their lives, they will be crippled if they are not dead.

"Everyone, misunderstanding......"

"Misunderstand you, damn it, sisters, get moving......"

Before the woman finished speaking, Yan Yuchen immediately said angrily: "Sisters, stop, don't stop blaming brother for castrating your cats, cutting your eggs, and stabbing your chrysanthemums to pieces!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience was silent.

The women's eyes widened and their faces looked at him in astonishment, as if they had suddenly froze.

After a while, Fang You's woman couldn't help but speak: "Let's ...... We have eggs too?"

“……”

Yan Yuchen opened his mouth, and suddenly there were 10,000 grass and mud horses whistling past in his heart.

Seeing that these terrible women seemed to be really frightened by his words, his mind changed, and he hurriedly pretended to be unfathomable: "Of course there are, chickens have eggs, Fang has chickens, birds have bird eggs, Fang has little birds, Wang Ba has Wang Ba Eggs, Fang has little Wang Ba Eggs, Fang has little Wang Ba Eggs, women have ......"

"What eggs does a woman have?"

All the women hurriedly asked curiously in unison.

Yan Yuchen "coughed", cleared his throat, and said seriously: "Of course, women also have eggs, but you can't see them yourself." ”

A young girl said suspiciously: "Little prostitute thief, you are lying, the eggs you said are used to give birth to children, and we women don't give birth to eggs, where do the eggs come from?"

Yan Yuchen sneered and said, "Have you ever seen what the inside of the corpse looks like after it is cut open?"

The women shook their heads, and some of them had frightened expressions on their faces.

Yan Yuchen calmly walked ashore from the water, naturally grabbed a young girl who was stopped on the shore, pointed to her lower abdomen and said to the women: "You see, a woman's egg grows in her belly, when you are hungry, it will coo, when you are full, it will bulge, when you give birth to a child, it will swell very much, the drum will be very big, and finally it will burst open, and the baby will come out of it." ”

"Nonsense! Then when we were cultivating internal vision, why didn't we see that egg?"

Some of the women had disbelief on their faces.

Yan Yuchen said with a smile: "Cultivators, they can only see the Danhai, and the woman's egg is under the Danhai, close to the legs, so you naturally can't see it." If you think about it carefully, since you scold people and say that you are a mother, since your mother has eggs, don't you have them? It is because your mother has balls that she gives birth to you, and it is precisely because you also have balls that you are human beings, and you can have children in the future, don't you say?"

This grotesque and novel remark immediately stunned the group of women who had never been out of the Jade Girl Peak, and their faces were full of shock.

"What evidence do you have?"

The girl he was holding his hand was suspicious, touching her belly with one hand and asked.

Yan Yuchen said enthusiastically: "Girl, you first lift up the skirt, and let my brother explain to you in detail the location of your mother's egg and how it came out, lest you accidentally break it in the future, not to mention infertility, and you can't find your husband and be lonely for a lifetime." ”

"Lift the skirt?"

The girl blushed and looked at him in amazement.

Yan Yuchen shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "Since you don't lift it, then I can't explain it, this is very important to you women, just like our men's eggs, sometimes they will pull eggs, sometimes they will hurt eggs, if you accidentally break the eggs, it will be completely finished." By the way, why do you have a stomachache when you come to your aunt? Let me tell you, it's because your mother's egg can't supply blood, and you run out of blood, of course it hurts. Many women are infertile and even have severe stomach pain to death, all because of broken eggs......"

The women all clutched their stomachs, frowned, and their faces were full of worry, as if they were probing their own safety.

Yan Yuchen walked out quietly, and continued: "Also, do you know the meaning of bastard and fuck? Only when men's eggs and women's eggs are mixed together and fucked intimately a few times, the woman will get pregnant, and then give birth to a mixture of your eggs - little bastard......"

"Where are you going?"

The girl who was holding her hand and letting go, and asking her to take off her skirt, asked.

Yan Yuchen had just escaped from the encirclement, and when he heard this, his heart suddenly jumped, and he immediately laughed dryly, squatted down in place, and said: "Look, squatting like this, you come and try, squat together, and then sink into the dantian, force the breath in your body down between your legs, and then lift your skirts, and soon you will be able to see your eggs...... Yes, yes, just like that beauty, squat, squat, squat, ...... Hold your breath and ...... Yes, yes, a few beauties over there do the most standardized movements...... Yes, very good, a few beauties here learned it at once, yes, yes, yes, that's it, let's ...... Let's take a look at your eggs, protect them, take care of them, cherish them, and don't let them break......"

"Poof—"

When the women were squatting together and inhaling hard to see their balls, an extremely loud fart suddenly came out from behind their buttocks.

The women's faces turned red and they all turned their heads to see if the boy was laughing at them.

Outcome......

The young man who had just squatted on the ground to give them a decent demonstration suddenly disappeared......

"Hahahaha...... What a bunch of silly and cute girls with eggs, hahahaha......"

On the way back to the cave, Yan Yuchen almost died with a smile, and tears and snot burst out of his eyes.