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It's amazing and incredible that even the most ordinary rat would bow like a human.

Yan Yuchen returned to the store to eat, and the little sister was smashing and eating Malatang, while angrily accusing him of not being right, and then finally said his intention: "Brother, in order to vent my anger, I decided to eat your meat!"

With that, he began to eat the food in his bowl with joy.

The couple on the opposite side was still showing affection as if no one was around, and the girl put a bean skin in her mouth, hanging half of her mouth, and leaned in front of the boy and said, "Husband, come, let's eat together." ”

The boy ate the dish and said, "I don't like to eat bean skin." ”

The girl immediately frowned, twisted her body, and said with an aggrieved face: "Hmm...... No, people want you to eat ......."

So the boy had to lean over and eat the bean skin mouth-to-mouth.

It just so happened that Yan Yuchen was eating a kelp, turned his head and glanced at Yan Xiaoxi, and said with a smile: "Little sister, let's eat together." ”

"Eat you big-headed devil!"

Yan Xiaoxi glanced at him, ignored him anymore, and continued to eat with his head down, but his white earlobes turned red.

After eating, the two entered the school and took a walk on the boulevard.

Yan Xiaoxi had just eaten too much, and at this time she covered her stomach and said that she was uncomfortable, pouting and complaining: "Brother, it's all your fault, people can't eat so much, so you have to force others to eat." ”

Yan Yuchen looked depressed when he heard this, looked at her and said, "Little sister, you can't be so shameless, okay? Just now, it's obvious that you have been robbing me of things to eat, why do you have to force you to eat?"

Yan Xiaoxi snorted, glanced at him and said, "I said that you forced me to eat it, you forced me to eat, if you dare to refute it, believe it or not, I will call my mother immediately and say that you bullied me?"

Yan Yuchen rolled his eyes, spread his hands and said, "Okay, my brother forced you to eat it." ”

"That's right, good. ”

Yan Xiaoxi jumped up and touched his head, giggled and ran away.

As they passed the basketball court, the two sat down on the lawn and watched the men sweat and play basketball.

Yan Yuchen saw the little sister staring at those people with relish, and suddenly became a little jealous, and said sourly: "Actually, my brother can also play basketball." ”

Yan Xiaoxi pretended not to hear and ignored him.

Yan Yuchen raised his voice and said, "Little sister, my brother's body is much better now, whether it is basketball or football, it is easy for my brother." ”

Yan Xiaoxi still looked at the people on the basketball court and ignored him.

Yan Yuchen was a little anxious, stretched out his hand and shook it in front of her eyes, and said, "Little sister, those people are so ugly, not as handsome as my brother, what's so good-looking, let's go, let's go to the classroom, brother will sit in front of you and let you see enough." ”

Yan Xiaoxi couldn't help but laugh and said deliberately: "I just like to watch people play basketball, but it's sunny and handsome." ”

As soon as she finished speaking, she suddenly woke up and regretted that her brother had been weak and sick since he was a child, and he couldn't do these strenuous exercises at all.

She secretly blamed herself in her heart, and was just about to be careful to comfort her, when Yan Yuchen suddenly stood up and snorted: "Little sister, look at my brother!"

With that, he strode towards the people who played basketball.

Yan Xiaoxi was shocked in his heart, and said hurriedly: "Brother, I deliberately teased you, come back quickly, you can't play basketball......"

Yan Yuchen waved her hand to tell her not to worry, walked up to those people and said with a smile: "Dude, how about borrowing me to play basketball? ”

The boys who were playing basketball turned their heads to look at him, and some of them knew him, and said strangely: "Isn't this the sick boy from the second class, you can play basketball with this body?

Yan Yuchen smiled and said, "Of course not, I just play and won't pass out." ”

The boy next to him saw Yan Xiaoxi not far away, and immediately sneered: "I understand, this kid is trying to show off in front of others in order to pick up girls, right?"

The other boys also looked at the girl over there, and said in their mouths: "Dude, yes, this girl seems to be the second-grade class flower, what is it called Xixi, how did you get it?"

Yan Yuchen was full of smiles, and he didn't explain, he stretched out his hand and said: "Basketball for me to play, just one minute, to ensure that you don't faint and touch the porcelain, it's a big deal for you to go far." ”

"Are you sure you can play basketball?"

"Boy, don't scare that little beauty away, hehe. ”

"Hehe, why don't you call me big brother and let the big brother teach you how to hold the ball first?"

The crowd burst into laughter and jokes.

However, the boy with the basketball still handed him the basketball in his hand, and kindly persuaded: "Brother, don't be reckless, this thing is not something you can play with with a weak body, just slap it on the ground a few times." ”

Yan Yuchen took the basketball, thanked him, then turned around and waved at Yan Xiaoxi, shouting: "Little sister, look at my brother's sunshine and handsomeness!"

With that, he dribbled and sprinted towards the basketball hoop.

Yan Xiaoxi was about to cry in fright, and shouted with a crying voice: "Brother, I admit that you are the sunniest and most handsome, okay, stop quickly......"

Yan Yuchen's body Jin Dan rotated, the whole body was hot and rushing, the agility and coordination of his body suddenly rose to the highest height, and the basketball in his hand was like a part of his body, moving with his mind, full of rhythm.

"I'm rubbing!"

The people behind him who were still laughing at him just now all had their eyes wide open at the moment, and their faces were full of surprise.

"Bang, bang, bang!"

Yan Yuchen skillfully carried the basketball to the basketball hoop, bent his knees, and suddenly bounced up, when he was about to approach the basketball hoop, his body suddenly had a 180-degree rotation in the air, carrying the basketball hoop on his back, "clang", and smashed the basketball in his hand into it!

He grabbed the basketball hoop with both hands, dangled on it and shook it a few times, and then landed lightly on the ground.

The audience was silent.

After a few seconds, the boys suddenly screamed, and they all stared at him with wide eyes as if they were looking at monsters.

"Damn!"

"Hanging bomb sky!

The crowd exclaimed excitedly.

Yan Yuchen ignored them, but looked at Yan Xiaoxi not far away very proudly, patted his chest and said, "How about little sister, is my brother handsome earth-shattering lightning and thunder?"

Yan Xiaoxi kept a straight face, glared at him, but didn't speak.

People are scared and their livers are fluttering, you still dare to be scared, see how I clean you up in a while!

"Bang, bang, bang!"

Yan Yuchen saw that the little sister didn't speak, thinking that the performance just now couldn't satisfy her, so she ran to the boys with the basketball again, and said with a smile: "Everyone go to the front and stop me together to see how I can go to the basket for the second time." ”

Everyone was stunned, and a boy blinked and said, "Dude, do you mean that the eight of us will stop you in front together, and you will continue to make a layup?"

Yan Yuchen nodded and said, "Yes." ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone was furious.

"I said, boy, you look down on people too much, don't you? Even if you're very powerful, you can't insult people like this, right? The eight of us stop you in front, and you continue to go to the basket, do you think that all eight of us are dead people, and we can't touch you?"

Yan Yuchen said with a smile: "Give it a try, everyone help, my little sister is watching." ”

When everyone heard this, they were even more furious.

"Wow, you kid mean to let the eight of us deliberately release the water so that you can show off in front of that little beauty?"

Yan Yuchen hurriedly said: "Of course not, you don't have to release water, you just have to take out the best level to stop me from shooting, my little sister Bingxue is smart, we can't cheat." ”

This is even more insulting.

The eight of us are all at the best level, and you dare to go to the basket? Do you think you are a god!

"Brothers, get him! Let this kid come in a hurry, return in defeat, let him be embarrassed and thrown to his grandmother's house, let him seek his own death, ask for his own hardship! Let him be completely defeated in front of his sister!"

Everyone yelled, ran to their respective positions and stood up, standing densely in front of the basketball hoop, occupying every necessary place.

"Boy, you want to be embarrassed yourself, no wonder we come, see how you come here, see how you shoot!"

"Hehe, unless you fly over, let's occupy every position, I don't believe you dare to dribble over!"

However, as soon as he finished saying this, Yan Yuchen raised the basketball and shouted to Yan Xiaoxi not far away: "Little sister, look at my brother's three-point shot!"

Immediately, stand still and throw lightly.

"Bang dang!"

The basketball flew over the heads of the boys at once, and it was exactly in the frame!

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Yan Yuchen didn't even look at them, ran to Yan Xiaoxi with a face full of invitation, and said triumphantly: "See, little sister, so many people are stopping, my brother is not afraid at all, and he just threw himself in, is my brother more sunny and handsome than those stupid people?"

“……”

Ni Mei! This is unbearable!

The boys were furious.

So many of us are standing in front of us and waiting for you to dribble and shoot again,, you actually stand in place and shoot, is there such a despicable and shameless thing as you?

"Brothers, beat you bastard!"

The eight boys chased after them in a fit of rage.

Yan Xiaoxi grabbed Yan Yuchen and fled.