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The Queen Mother replied to Zhang Dongjun: "Brother Jun, I can't interfere in the decisions made by the Jade Emperor. But ......"

"Nima, the gods will also use ellipsis?

"But what? Zhang Dongjun replied.

Queen Mother: "But it's not impossible, if you can impress the Jade Emperor with food, maybe there is hope." ”

“...... It's food again, and they're all eighth-level characters of the Ten Thousand Years King, so why are they thinking about eating all in their heads. Zhang Dongjun said to himself.

Zhang Dongjun replied: "Thank you, Queen Mother" and turned on the computer.

The private message to the Jade Emperor was a little troublesome, Zhang Dongjun entered the Immortal Channel and came to the book review area of "Eighteen Layers of Hell", and it took a long time to find the book review of the Jade Emperor. Because he had only seen the Jade Emperor's message in this book.

Clicking on the Jade Emperor's personal center, Zhang Dongjun directly sent a private message with the mentality of trying: "Jade Emperor, are you there?"

"Brother Nezha, the younger brother can only help you get here, if the Jade Emperor can't be tempted by the food, you can only go to that place of nothingness. Zhang Dongjun thought to himself.

One minute...... Ten minutes...... One hour ......

Zhang Dongjun stared at the computer for two full hours, and he was dozing off next to the computer with his chin in his hand.

Jade Emperor: "What are you looking for?"

Zhang Dongjun looked at his mailbox in a daze, flashed it, rubbed his eyes, and hurriedly clicked it.

After looking at the Jade Emperor's private message, Zhang Dongjun kept tapping on the keyboard with both hands and replied: "Jade Emperor, I have something to ask you!"

Jade Emperor: "Oh? ”

Zhang Dongjun had only dealt with the Jade Emperor once, and the last time he communicated with him in the Heavenly Realm Online Literature Competition, he communicated with him through Wenqu Xing.

"Aiqing...... If you knew I was mortal, I don't know what you would think in your heart. Zhang Dongjun looked at the message sent by the Jade Emperor and said with a smile.

Zhang Dongjun didn't rush to reply to the Jade Emperor, he was trying to attract him with some kind of food.

Zhang Dongjun walked around the house, looking for something to eat and send to the Jade Emperor.

Liu Xue cleaned up her room in an orderly manner, although Zhang Dongjun is also a person who loves cleanliness, but after all, he is a man, and it is inevitable that some places are not as meticulous as women.

In addition to the only half box of Master Kong's braised beef noodles left at home, there is not even a mosquito leg.

"Instant noodles, will the Jade Emperor like to eat them?" Zhang Dongjun didn't want to go out to buy them when he saw that it was almost time to go to work, so he simply kept staring at instant noodles and thinking about it.

Zhang Dongjun walked to the computer and sent a private message to the Jade Emperor: "Jade Emperor, do you like to eat noodles?"

Soon the Jade Emperor replied to Zhang Dongjun: "Noodles?"

"Yes!" Zhang Dongjun replied.

Jade Emperor: "I haven't eaten it for thousands of years, and I've forgotten what noodles taste like." ”

"Then why don't I cook a bowl and you try it?" Zhang Dongjun hurriedly replied when he saw that there was a play.

"Okay!" the Jade Emperor replied arrogantly.

In Zhang Dongjun's eyes, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother in the heavenly realm are normal, and other immortals are either comic or committed.

It just so happened that Zhang Dongjun was also a little hungry. As soon as he got home, he was busy giving red envelopes to the Queen Mother, and waited for the Jade Emperor to reply, but he didn't eat lunch all the time.

When he came to the kitchen, Zhang Dongjun cooked two bowls of hot instant noodles.

He pulled out his phone, pointed the camera at the freshly cooked instant noodles, and clicked send. The white light flashed, and the instant noodles on the table disappeared.

In the heavenly realm, the Jade Emperor's love madness 56 shone brightly, and a big red envelope appeared in the air.

Zhang Dongjun saw the red envelope sent over, and ate the instant noodles.

The Jade Emperor also received the red envelope, and a bowl of steaming instant noodles was held in his hand, and he sniffed it greedily.

"It's so fragrant!" the Jade Emperor sighed as he stroked his beard.

When he was about to eat it, he noticed that something was not quite right. Put the bowl down, picked up Ai Crazy 56 and asked suspiciously: "Aiqing, is this noodles eaten with your hands?"

“...... Damn, I forgot to send a pair of chopsticks to the Jade Emperor!" Zhang Dongjun shouted, rushed into the kitchen and found a pair of chopsticks and sent them to the Jade Emperor.

After receiving the chopsticks, the Jade Emperor picked up the bowl and put the noodles in his mouth with the chopsticks.

"Slip~" The extremely elastic noodles with mellow soup were sucked into the mouth, and the noodles slid between the lips and teeth of the Jade Emperor, and a thick aroma spread in the mouth.

"It's delicious!" the Jade Emperor praised as he chewed.

After Zhang Dongjun finished eating a bowl of instant noodles, he sent a private message to the Jade Emperor: "Is it delicious?"

The Jade Emperor was holding a bowl at this time and drank the soup in one gulp. His current mood can only be described in one word, that is, "cool!"

Jade Emperor: "It's delicious, it's better than anything I've ever eaten." I didn't expect there to be such delicious things in the world. ”

Take people with short hands and eat people with soft mouths. Zhang Dongjun's first step in food temptation has been successful, and he replied with a message: "Jade Emperor, there is still one more thing to ask for in the future." ”

Jade Emperor: "You're talking about Nezha, right?"

“...... I'll wipe it, how would the Jade Emperor know!" Zhang Dongjun's eyes widened, and he looked at the screen with an incredulous expression.

"How do you know?" asked Zhang Dongjun with doubts.

Jade Emperor: "There are no less than hundreds of people who have interceded for Nezha in the past few days, which makes it really difficult for me to do." I also know that Nezha's kid was unintentional, but since he opened his mouth, he couldn't take it back. You also know that if you take it back, it will be difficult to convince the public. Unless ......"

"Unless your sister, how can you be virtuous with the Queen Mother, can you not be so sneering in typing!" Zhang Dongjun couldn't help but complain.

Spit and complain, Zhang Dongjun still licked his face and asked: "Unless what?"

Jade Emperor: "Unless you cook noodles for me every day and block my mouth." I'll spare Nezha once!"

"Scheming, scheming, Jiang is still old and spicy, not a person at the level of Wang Ba, this is completely a routine for me!" Zhang Dongjun said with his head covered.

"Aren't you Jinkou, how can you compromise for a bowl of instant noodles? Zhang Dongjun replied.

Jade Emperor: "Do you want to know? You promise me first, and I'll tell you." ”

"Routines, and routines themselves. For the sake of Nezha, and the heavy reward in the future, labor and management will let you go back to the routine. Zhang Dongjun said to himself.

"Okay, I promise you!" Zhang Dongjun replied helplessly.

Jade Emperor: "Speaking of it, I am angry, there is a Hongjun Ancestor on the top of my head, that old immortal is the real mastermind behind the scenes, I am just managing these immortals." So it's normal to go back on your word. Putting Nezha is just a matter of one sentence. ”

"Where did I say that a lot of Chinese Jade Emperors have gone? Where have all the serious immortals on the TV series gone? Sure enough, none of the immortals are normal, my worldview!" Zhang Dongjun felt that he was completely tricked after reading the Jade Emperor's reply, and he wanted to cry without tears.

The Jade Emperor deceived Zhang Dongjun's young heart in this way, and under the serious appearance of each immortal, there was a funny heart hidden, and he saw it today.

Zhang Dongjun saw that the time was not early, and replied to the Jade Emperor: "Jade Emperor, there are still some things in the future, so let's not talk about it for now." ”

Jade Emperor: "Well, remember to be punctual in your noodles every day. Otherwise, I'll blame you, and you know that I'm starting a fire!"

"How do I know what kind of anger you're angry at, can you not be so funny!" Zhang Dongjun was speechless for a while.

------- is not finished to be continued------- friends who like rice balls click on the collection! Today's update is the Queen Mother chapter, and the Jade Emperor chapter, and the next chapter will restore the main line. I hope it brings happiness to everyone!