In a European village, a black fat cat was tied to a cross, but it was more like hanging on it than a tie. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

A nail was nailed to the center of the wooden cross, and one end of a hemp rope was nailed to it, and the other end was tied around the black cat's neck, although the black cat now had to stand upright due to the length of the rope.

"Sure enough, it's a black cat sent by the devil, and it can stand up like a human. ”

"Ah, that's right, it was the right thing to do to catch it and burn it to death. ”

In the face of people's words, the black cat twisted its fat body unmoved, and its tail wagged left and right, as if mocking people's ignorance.

Seeing this, the people did not say a word, but began to pile up the wood on the side of the platform under the cross.

The black cat had suddenly appeared on the village chief more than ten days earlier, at least when it was first spotted on thirteen days.

What an unlucky number, it took them thirteen years for a village to catch it, why not twelve or fourteen!

This black cat must have done it on purpose, and sure enough, it was a black cat sent by the devil, destined to bring misfortune to this village!

Be sure to burn it and soak its ashes in the holy water of the Pure Maiden!

"Village Chief, the firewood is ready, let's get ready to light the fire!"

"No, the priest hasn't come here yet, if the black cat is burned now, no one purifies its soul, it will possess one of us!"

Without hesitation, the village chief vetoed the villagers' proposal to burn the black cat immediately, although he also wanted to burn the black cat immediately, but he had to think about the problems that would arise after burning the black cat.

"Damn, are we just going to watch this damn black cat behave like this?"

The villager who proposed to burn the black cat immediately looked at the black cat who was twisting his ass in front of him, and his face was full of mockery, and his whole expression became hideous.

Just half a month ago, his child died of the Black Death, which he believed was brought by the black cat!

It was this damn black cat who killed his lovely child! He wants revenge, revenge on the demonic servant who killed his child!

"Village chief, it's not good!"

Just when the villagers were hesitating whether to burn the black cat to avenge their children before the priest came, the villagers who were waiting for the priest's arrival at the village gate ran over in a panic.

"It's a big deal, the village chief, the priest he, the priest, he was killed by the demon's messenger!"

"What! Is it the messenger sent by the devil to rob him of his pet? Damn, it's ...... at this time."

The village chief gritted his teeth and said, then showed a helpless expression: "Forget it, let it go, at least we can't let the demon apostles see us hurt it, otherwise we will all die......! Quick, stop Karen!"

Cullen was the man whose child had died of the Black Death, and he was rushing towards the black cat with a torch in his posture as if he was going to die with the black cat.

"I say, what can't you think of?"

Just as Cullen rushed towards the black cat, a young man with a jet-black broadsword appeared in front of him and kicked him away.

"Isn't it interesting to get along with a cat?" said the man who turned his head to look at the black cat behind him, and then was stunned: "Damn, so fat? There are cats that are fatter than Garfield in this era? How many canned herring fish do you have to steal?" ”

"Ahh

The fat cat suddenly said: "What do you see, haven't you seen a cat talking?

"Well, I've seen a talking cat, but I've never seen you so fat. But then again, you're an Apostle of the Red World, right, how could you be caught by humans?"

"Who are you, why should I tell you? But I am so merciful, it is not impossible to say.

First of all, it's really not apostolic garbage. ”

"That's phosphorus?"

"Fuck off, it's really a demon king, a demon king of the red world!"

"Hehe, well, Lord Demon, explain to me why they burned you. ”

"How do I know, people's hearts are unpredictable, there are always a few people who want to harm me!Wait, human beings, your existence is so strong! Are you interested in signing a contract with me and becoming a glorious shovel officer?"

The black cat held his head high and said in a very arrogant tone, giving people the feeling that Ben Meow looked up to you and signed a contract with you, so quickly kneel down and kiss Ben Meow's toes.

"Isn't it horse monkey shochu?"

"What kind of horse monkey soju are you a man!"

"The zombie step is the horse monkey shochu with the big brother under the skirt, and in the end, it also flies with You-chan!"

“…… Human, you're a pervert, aren't you?"

"I don't want to be told by your fat cat! Believe it or not, I'll make you into a specimen and give it to Mu Q! The witch and the black cat are very suitable!"

Just when one person and one cat were arguing, Karen who was kicked by Lin Xiu rushed up again, this time he became smarter, took two torches, threw one in his hand.

In his opinion, the apostle of the demon king in front of him will definitely take care of one or the other and burn the black cat, there is only one such chance!

However, what he didn't expect was that the apostle of the Demon King had no intention of stopping him at all, he couldn't help but turn his head in a daze, and then rushed all the way up to the stands and crashed into the cross.

"Really, I just wanted to hunt down a scumbag priest who deceived the innocence of a little girl, but I didn't expect to encounter such a bloody drama.

If it weren't for me, you would have been treated as a snack by this stupid cat. ”

"Nonsense, I'm a principled demon king, and I never eat the torch that is about to disappear!"

The black cat pointed to Karen who had fallen because he was on a cross and said, "If it weren't for the fact that his wife was about to disappear, I wouldn't have come here to collect the body." ”

"Nonsense, you devil, I've never been married to a wife!" said Karen as she covered her reddened nose.

"You don't have a wife, where did you get a son? Could it be that you picked it up? A woman has never been married with a child, but is it possible, man, hehe?"

The black cat flicked its tail, and its forelimbs tugged at the rope around its neck.

"No way, Ike is my own son, although I don't have a wife, but his mother, his mother...... He really doesn't have a mother!"

"Hmph, stupid human beings, always unwilling to face reality......"

The black cat continued to snort in the flames with its haughty gesture, in a tone that sounded like a speech.

The "Demon King's Messenger" smacked his lips and decided to ignore the stupid cat and decided to leave, only to find himself surrounded by the villagers.

Probably knowing that he was not the messenger of the Demon King, the villagers were not so afraid of him at this time.

"You can't go, you killed the priest, you heretic! we have to hand you over to the church, or the priest's death will be counted on the head of our village!"

The village chief's words elicited a response from the villagers, who took farm tools and shrunk the encirclement smaller and smaller.

"It turns out that studying medicine not only cannot save the Chinese, but also the Europeans. But it can't be helped, who calls people stupid is a doctor of no medicine, alas, superstition harms people. ”

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