Tang An had no choice but to use a balloon and filled it with some water...... In fact, I feel that the best thing to use is condoms, which are said to be very difficult to break, and the quality of the current balloons is not very good.

But Tang An didn't have that kind of condom at home, so he had to use three layers of balloons to put them together, and after they were fried with water, because the outer layer was thicker, it was not easy to shake.

Tang An made a simple shelf out of wire and put two balloons filled with water into it, so that it would not sway or fall due to some accidental touch.

This is the advantage of strong hands-on ability, Tang An fixed the shelf on his upper body, and put a vest on it, so that it looks completely flawless.

Looking at himself in the mirror, Tang An laughed, laughed for a long time before barely getting up, and then got dressed and went out.

As soon as he stepped out of the door, Tang An met Lin Yuling, who had slept all afternoon, and was standing outside Tang An's house in good spirits.

Tang An didn't think that he would meet Lin Yuling.

Lin Yuling looked at Tang An with a surprised face, like a small animal that saw a human for the first time, her eyes rolled around, then she frowned, thought about a few thoughts, and patted her head again.

Tang An didn't look at her, and dealt with it in the way of passers-by.

"Who are you!" Lin Yuling suddenly shouted, running in front of Tang An to block the way.

Tang An took a deep breath, it seems that it is not only Tang An, no matter which identity it is, whether it is a dog or a beauty, meeting Lin Yuling means that you must get her to do your own thing first.

"I'm Tang An's cousin, Tang An is not at home today, I'll help him take care of the house, please let me go." Tang An quickly finished speaking.

Lin Yuling was stunned, obviously the other party was talking too fast, and Lin Yuling needed a while to understand.

When Lin Yuling reacted, Tang An had already walked a while, and Lin Yuling hurriedly ran over to catch up, "You said you are Tang An's cousin?"

Tang An nodded as he walked.

"What if you're a thief?"

There was a garbage can on the side of the road, Tang An really wanted to screw her into it, then close the lid, and then kick the garbage can away, so that she could roll as far as she wanted.

"Do you think I look like Tang An?" Seeing that Lin Yuling was about to take out the phone and call herself to verify her "cousin", Tang An hurriedly explained.

Lin Yuling forgot about the phone call, looked at Tang An suspiciously, and then suddenly said, "It's a bit like!"

"That's right, good, go back. Tang An squeezed out a smile and said.

"But how do I know if you have planned it a long time ago, first plastic surgery is very similar to Tang An, and then you will say that you are Tang An's cousin to implement your own theft plan?" Lin Yuling still didn't plan to relax her vigilance easily, she was a witty girl, where was it so easy to be fooled.

"You're a psychopath, right?" Tang An said angrily, how could this Lin Yuling be so able to make people can't help but be angry at her?

Lin Yuling was startled, not only Tang An was fierce, but Tang An's cousin was fierce, as if she was almost exactly the same as him!

"Let's go to the police station first!" Lin Yuling said in a resolute tone, "Anyway, I don't know you, I'm going to arrest you." ”

Tang An grabbed Lin Yuling's neck with his backhand, and then pushed Lin Yuling back.

"Why are you arresting me like this!" is a very familiar feeling, Tang An often treats himself like this, Lin Yuling struggles with her hands, and feels that the other party will probably not be a thief, and the thief will not be so similar to Tang An.

Tang An pushed Lin Yuling back into the yard of her house, and then said: "Tang An is a student of Zhonghai University, right? You also secretly took some video of Tang An's cat abuse and caused him trouble, right? You often lie on the window and peek at his house, right? You still want to steal his cats and dogs, and you have never succeeded, right? Think about it with your alien-like head, if I were a thief, would I know so many things! Also, I know you're Lin Yuyu, SB48's super popular beautiful girl idol, if you follow me again, I'll break the news of your address. ”

Hearing a series of "right", Lin Yuling was stunned and looked blankly, as if she was a real cousin!

"Cousin, where are you going?"

Tang An had just taken two steps, and Lin Yuling followed again, this time the tone was different, the slightly coquettish and cute tone of a super beautiful girl.

"I'm not your cousin, and it's none of your business where I go. Tang An turned around, held her neck and continued to push her back.

"But...... But I misunderstood you just now, I can drive you out!" Lin Yuling was in a hurry to make amends, and she didn't know why, she felt that she had offended Tang An's cousin, which was very disadvantageous to herself.

"Auntie, you stay at home honestly, just don't follow me. Tang An arched his hand.

Tang An also often does this action, and Lin Yuling found out again!

"Then where did Tang An go?" Lin Yuling asked again.

"Something. ”

Tang An left without looking back, because he remembered that he put Lin Yuling on the blacklist today, and he could call her, but she couldn't get through to her own phone, even if she called now, her mobile phone wouldn't ring.

Relieved, Tang An quietly turned around, Lin Yuling was really there to dial, and then stomped her feet and got angry.

Tang An actually has a cousin, Lin Yuling thought about it, since she is helping Tang An take care of the house, she will definitely come back later that night, and then she will go to her again! Although this cousin was a little annoyed with her just now, but Lin Yuling also considered Tang An, presumably after her cousin figured out this truth, she would still like herself very much, a girl like herself who is so cute and beautiful, and has a beautiful heart full of a sense of justice, no one doesn't like it.

After confirming this, Lin Yuling pressed her hands on the side of her thighs, straightened her chest and strode home, she is so cute, everyone likes it.

Tang An finally got rid of Lin Yuling, who thought he was cute, although because of the slight reduction in size, Tang An's steps were also a little smaller, but he didn't forcibly learn to walk as a woman, that would be too awkward, not to mention that even if the walking posture was lazy, it didn't matter, could it be that Ma Shilong could still dislike him and not open a room with him?

Only by opening the room can Tang An bring Ma Shilong an unforgettable nightmare.

Tang An stopped a taxi, and after getting in the car, Tang An received a message from Bai Yunxuan, asking him if he could go camping tomorrow.

Sang Mengmeng and Sang Yueye returned to the Tiger Family, and the Southern Cat King did not go home, Lin Yuling has her people to protect, but there is nothing to worry about, not to mention that Ma Shilong's affairs can be handled tonight, and it is just right to go camping, so I replied to the message.

"Because you said you would definitely go, so I'm the last to inform you that a friend who is on call is a good friend...... I asked Lin Xiaohui to come and prepare the camping stuff, about 500 per person, including tents and food. Zhang Mulin and Zhang Zhongfa knew that Lin Xiaohui had come out, and they also came along, and they originally wanted to call you to be a coolie!"

Five hundred is a bit much, but including the tent is about the same, we will not buy too professional outdoor equipment, but certainly will not buy too cheap, safety or security, such AA system is very good, everyone is a student, and no one is the kind of rich children who like to swing wide, all pay but more comfortable.

"Okay, but I have something to do today, so I'll trouble Zhang Mulin and Zhang Zhongfa for hard work, we'll see you tomorrow!"

Tang An came to the agreed place with Ma Shilong, and saw Ma Shilong at a glance, not long after graduation, Ma Shilong was still that short and chubby, wearing a pair of glasses to look a lot more gentle, obviously just washed his hair, wearing a white shirt and black trousers, and a belt tied around his waist tightly, it didn't look like a mixed Internet café or a fat house at home, not only Tang An had prepared, Ma Shilong obviously attached more importance to such a date than him, looking at his looking around, he must still be a little nervous.

"Hey, you're Ma Shilong, right?" Tang An generously walked over to greet him, and had already exchanged names.

"Ah...... Be...... You...... Are you Tang Lizi?" Ma Shilong was obviously a little surprised, and only laughed after being stunned for a moment, his eyes peeked at the girl's chest, Zhennyima is big, it looks like it must feel very good, Ma Shilong only felt that his Adam's apple jumped a few times, and he didn't expect that the person he was dating was such a beautiful girl with such a good figure.

"yes, I've been waiting for a long time. Tang An took this name because he remembered the undercover agent Ye Yiyu he met that night, the girl named Lizi, what she was going to do today was of a similar nature, so let's use her name.

"No, I've just arrived ......" Ma Shilong felt that his eyes were a little useless, how did this girl look?

"Then let's go eat first, I'm a little hungry. Tang An said.

"Hmm...... Let's go to that restaurant. Ma Shilong pointed to a western restaurant next to him and said, "I often eat here, and the taste is not bad." ”

Tang An glanced at it, it was a high-grade Western restaurant, this kind of place was very suitable for dating, but Tang An was very worried that Ma Shilong was obviously slapping his swollen face and supporting the fat man, and the money earned by stealing the number could be eaten in such a restaurant? Tang An didn't care about him having more blood, but what if he had a big meal here, and Ma Shilong had no money to open a house later?

"No, we've been eating on Lake Island lately, and I'm tired of eating, so let's go eat barbecue. "Who wouldn't pretend to be forced, Tang An pointed ahead, "After this street, there is a night market next to a shopping mall, and there should be a lot of food stalls now." ”

Ma Shilong was happy in his heart, this may save a lot of money, for this date he has scraped together two thousand yuan, if you eat here, maybe you will have to spend more than half, and then you can only go to the express hotel to open a room, and if the money is not enough, there is always a feeling of daunting.

This girl is magnificent, lake island...... Ma Shilong knows that the buffet on Hudao is the most famous in Zhonghai, but several other restaurants on Hudao are also famous, especially one of the special restaurants called Sanwan, which is one of the top ten restaurants in Asia.

It seems that I really caught Bai Fumei this time, I don't know if I can get started at night, if I can make her cool and crooked, let her raise herself in the future, play games during the day, and be dry in various postures at night, she will be enough!

Ma Shilong couldn't help but be excited, he knew many "gods" in the game, and "high play" were raised by girls, and he was always envious, hoping that he could encounter such an opportunity.

"It's okay to eat barbecue, I haven't eaten it for a long time, experience it. Ma Shilong said as he lifted his glasses.

Tang An and Ma Shilong walked forward, Ma Shilong looked at it from time to time, this girl's figure is really ********, the key is that the kind of clothes she wears are very reverie, the kind of classical temperament in the game is almost the same, Ma Shilong turned his head and saw a bag in a cabinet on the street at a glance, which seemed to be similar to the girl next to him.

"Hey, did you buy your bag here?" Ma Shilong only felt dazzled, how much is this bag? 500,000 !! is not wrong, there are five zeros behind the five characters! A bag is half a million!

Tang An also saw it, it was slightly different, and the price was really scary, but after knowing the Sang family's financial resources, Tang An was already numb, and nodded carelessly, "Well, yes, a series, it's a little different, I have an extra diamond pendant, and it may be more expensive." ”

Tang An is just a casual bag, but he knows very well that this kind of brand-name bag, adding more crystals can cost you the price of a car, let alone a diamond pendant.

"How much is it?" asked Ma Shilong cautiously.

"Hundreds of thousands, I don't know. Tang An said vaguely.

Ma Shilong didn't dare to ask again, and involuntarily unbuttoned a button on the collar, can such a girl be contaminated by himself? Ma Shilong was a little scared...... Those who are anchors, don't there be girls who give them luxury cars like Maserati, millions at every turn, how can they not seize the opportunity?

Walking through the mall, Ma Shilong stopped, and Tang An also stopped, because he saw a familiar figure about to walk into the mall.

Bai Yunxuan, Zhang Mulin, Zhang Zhongfa, and Lin Xiaohui were talking, Bai Yunxuan walked in the front, Zhang Mulin and Zhang Zhongfa followed behind Lin Xiaohui left and right, it seems that after they arrived at the university, they found more and more that Lin Xiaohui was the most suitable for their pursuit, and they did not plan to give up.

Tang An didn't forget that he was now Tang Lizi's identity, so he stopped talking in time and didn't say hello to them, anyway, they didn't know him now.

"Hey, Zhang Mulin, Zhang Zhongfa, Lin Xiaohui!" Ma Shilong hurriedly greeted him, as if he was afraid that the greeting would be slow, so they walked into the mall and couldn't see themselves...... Especially when I can't see myself walking with a big beauty.

Bai Yunxuan and the four of them turned their heads and looked at Ma Shilong, Bai Yunxuan was slightly puzzled, but the other three immediately recognized Ma Shilong, Lin Xiaohui whispered to Bai Yunxuan: "This is Ma Shilong." ”

In Bai Yunxuan's impression, Ma Shilong is tall and strong, but in the past few years, Bai Yunxuan has grown tall and tall, and then looking at Ma Shilong, he is just a short and fat man, Bai Yunxuan looked at Ma Shilong, and couldn't help but sigh a little, the guy who used to bully himself is actually this virtue now.

Although Bai Yunxuan especially hated Ma Shilong back then, a few years have passed, and this girlhood disgust has faded, and she just looks at this fat man who also belongs to her memories of the years with contempt.

What's more, he was also beaten by Tang An, of course Bai Yunxuan will no longer be afraid of Ma Shilong bullying herself, Bai Yunxuan believes that if Ma Shilong still tries to do something to her now, Tang An will definitely make Ma Shilong become a lame horse, Tang An will definitely not show mercy to those who bully his friends.

"Ma Shilong, hehe!" Zhang Zhongfa greeted Ma Shilong lukewarmly.

"It's a long one!" Zhang Mulin laughed directly.

Lin Xiaohui didn't pay attention to Ma Shilong, Zhang Yuying and Lin Xiaohui said, suspecting that the pervert was Ma Shilong, Lin Xiaohui couldn't wait to kick Ma Shilong to death.

"Your friend?" Tang An was a little weak-hearted, although he knew that these acquaintances and friends couldn't recognize him, he still felt a little embarrassed, his cheeks were a little hot, he didn't expect such a situation.

"yes, high school classmates. Ma Shilong is actually a little worried, if these people take out their high school affairs, they are afraid that their dates will be ruined.

"I'm not, we're junior high school classmates. Ma Shilong, didn't you only know how to bully girls before?Stealing girls' underwear, lifting the teacher's skirt, and molesting elementary school students, I didn't expect that the girl I asked out today was quite beautiful, but I look like I'm blind, right? Of course, how can I come out with you if I'm not blind?" Bai Yunxuan walked over and stared at Tang An with a sneer, "Sister, what are you doing with him?" He wants money or nothing, he has no face, except for being a school bully in elementary and junior high school, it is already the peak of his life, listen to my advice, stay away from him, maybe he still has some perverted hobbies. ”

Tang An and the others were dumbfounded, they didn't expect that Bai Yunxuan, who had always been very gentle and elegant, would actually soar in combat power in an instant, directly spraying Ma Shilong's face into the color of pig liver!

Tang An was a little refreshed in his heart, but it was not good for his plan to go on like this, if Tang An followed what Bai Yunxuan said and stayed away from Ma Shilong, what would he do with tonight's plan?

"Hehe, you don't need to meddle with rats, I like perverts, what's the matter?" Tang An felt that his acting skills were also good, and his endurance was even better, and he had to live a long time to say such a thing.

Bai Yunxuan looked at this girl who was taller than herself, Ma Shilong was completely a head shorter than her, Bai Yunxuan couldn't understand it at all...... The girls who come out today are quite beautiful, but I look like they're blind, right?Of course, how can I come out with you if I'm not blind?" Bai Yunxuan walked over and stared at Tang An with a sneer, "Sister, what are you doing with him?" He wants money or no money, he wants to have no face, except for being a school bully in elementary and junior high school, it is already the peak of his life, listen to my advice, stay away from him, maybe he still has some perverted hobbies. ”

Tang An and the others were dumbfounded, they didn't expect that Bai Yunxuan, who had always been very gentle and elegant, would actually soar in combat power in an instant, directly spraying Ma Shilong's face into the color of pig liver!

Tang An was a little refreshed in his heart, but it was not good for his plan to go on like this, if Tang An followed what Bai Yunxuan said and stayed away from Ma Shilong, what would he do with tonight's plan?

"Hehe, you don't need to meddle with rats, I like perverts, what's the matter?" Tang An felt that his acting skills were also good, and his endurance was even better, and he had to live a long time to say such a thing.

Bai Yunxuan looked at this girl who was taller than herself, Ma Shilong was completely a head shorter than her, Bai Yunxuan couldn't understand it at all...... Are girls nowadays so weird?