CHAPTER XXIX. LZSBLSSB
There was a breeze blowing through the bamboo, making a rustling sound, and there was a cool feeling in the ears, Tang An hummed a song, and the big scissors quickly "clicked" the excess branches and leaves.
The window suddenly opened, and a head with scattered black hair suddenly stretched out, completely faced, and only faintly looked at the unkind eyes through the hair.
Tang An was startled, screamed, and suddenly lost his balance, and the ladder that was not used to be too stable at a low angle on the wall suddenly fell backwards, and Tang An also fell.
The butt fell painfully, Tang An stood up, touched his buttocks, and said angrily: "What are you doing, you are still pretending to be a ghost in broad daylight!"
At this time, of course, Tang An had already understood, the head that suddenly protruded from the window was definitely not a ghost, just a woman who had washed her hair and had not yet dried it, and let her hair hang down to block her face.
No matter how beautiful a woman with long hair is, she looks like a ghost after washing her hair.
The woman didn't speak, it seemed that it was just an accident that Tang An fell down to her surprise, only to see her stunned for a moment, briefly disappearing from the window, and then coming back again, holding a stack of banknotes in her hand, and then dropped it from the air.
Tang An was stunned, and then angry, he hated this kind of goods that smashed people with money the most, which was much more difficult to accept than the southern cat saying that he was a dog, so Tang An picked up the money, sat in the yard and folded a paper airplane, folded a paper airplane, and flew towards the window upstairs.
The first few money planes were not lost, but gradually Tang An's accuracy was there, while folding the paper planes, while losing, after a few paper planes flew straight into the window, the woman walked to the window again and closed the door heavily.
Tang An stopped folding paper airplanes, climbed to the wall again, and directly threw all the money he had just picked up into the yard next door.
The money just now, according to the habit of ordinary people to stack it is 10,000 yuan, it should be 10,000 yuan, Tang An didn't count it, and he didn't feel distressed when he threw it away, the money was not his own, and he didn't accept the other party's way of startling him and then losing the money.
Thinking that the neighbor who lost money like this really has no quality, why can't he do what he wants to do for this kind of person?
The neighbor on the other side was not at home either, so Tang An wrung out his trailer, set up the water platform, and began to cut the bamboo.
Listening to the crisp sound of bamboo being cut, as well as the fragrant bamboo chips flying, Tang An has a refreshing feeling, sharp, precision mechanical tools, will always be the most pleasure toys for real men!
After cutting large and small materials, what Tang An needs to do is the water grinding kung fu of exquisite polishing, such a thing takes time, and it is also very good to pass the time, until the evening, Tang An finally painted the front pattern of the side panel of the case.
In fact, you can carve it more sensitively, but that requires more refined techniques and skills, Tang An is not that kind of carving master, he decided to draw the lines first, practice on other materials, and have a little feel and confidence before officially starting.
The next-door neighbor's window was opened and closed, and it seemed that he was still reminding Tang An, but Tang An didn't pay attention to it...... Tang An has always been the kind of person who eats soft and does not eat hard, if you respect me for three points, I will let you give you five points, but if you don't pay attention to it, Tang An will not pretend to maintain any quality and morality, and will only return the favor to the other in his way.
Tang An is also, there are only two people living in the neighbor next door, the middle-aged woman should be a mother or aunt or something, this ghost is not very scary. The older mature and sleek world, at least come to communicate with Tang An, this young woman is purely pampered, she refuses to say anything directly, she is arrogant, she only knows the crackling sound of opening and closing the doors and windows, and she refuses to say a word to Tang An.
Someone must want this kind of girl, but after getting married, most of them will divorce quickly, Tang An thinks so, the current young generation is too selfish and can't take care of other people's feelings.
Thinking of this, Tang An touched his hair, thinking carefully about his personality and temperament, he is still quite likable, and he will definitely find a girlfriend who meets his temperament in the future and live happily together.
Tang An was thinking about happy things while cleaning up his things, and then went back to his room to take a shower and sleep.
Washed refreshingly, Tang An lay on the bed and didn't feel too sleepy, so he picked up his mobile phone to find information related to "madness", although these so-called information sorted out in the earth world are completely just the conjectures and speculations of the earth humans who cannot be "crazy", but Tang An feels that maybe he can still give himself some inspiration to help him really master "madness" as soon as possible.
It's a pity that most of the information is useless and doesn't give Tang An any inspiration, so Tang An simply asked a question in the forum, "How can I master the madness skills of professions like berserkers in the game that can make my strength skyrocket?"
Soon there was a reply:
2nd Floor: What do you want to do, landlord?
3rd floor: floor.
4th Floor: Is this kind of water experience popular now?
5th floor: Landlord, don't give up treatment, I am here in Zhonghai City Psychiatric Hospital, for your condition, the doctors of this hospital advocate early treatment and early stability attitude, as long as you live in this hospital for a month, to ensure that you can go crazy.
6th Floor: Downstairs my son.
7th Floor: Wangwang!
8th Floor: This is a difficult question to answer, usually I will go crazy after taking Viagra, why don't you try it in a large dose?
9th floor: lzsb, lssb, if he really eats a lot and hangs up, you are instigating.
In response, Tang An gave up the idea of looking for crazy inspiration on the Internet.
I had a dream when I went to bed at night, and I dreamed that I had finally mastered madness, but the result of madness was that I became a behemoth like the Hulk, jumping around over the middle of the sea, and then was hit by an anti-aircraft missile, and fell back into my yard, smashing the tempered glass-roofed pool that I had just made.
Tang An woke up in shock, knowing that he was just dreaming, habitually touched his buttocks, and then got up in the morning light.
Today is to make the case as usual, because there is no need to take care of the neighbor who lost the money, Tang An started to do his own thing early in the morning, and this kind of thing is still good to be able to arrange time and work according to his own preferences.
However, because the bamboo was basically cut last night, all I had to do today was polishing and some small movements, and I wouldn't make any big movements, so Tang An wouldn't deliberately make a loud noise to disturb the neighbors, and quietly fiddled in the yard all morning.