"I, Yang Rui, will one day be on the front page of the People's Daily! The headline is 'China's strongest cram teacher', or 'phenomenal lecturer' Everyone admires me, handsome and crazy......"

A fat man wearing a gray and white horizontal striped T-shirt, writing on the wall, very imposing, a hidden weapon fell from the sky, and a red clipped-foot slipper with a frayed middle hit his head. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Enough, Yang Rui, don't be ashamed anymore, just let you write an advertisement, a total of one line: Mingyue cram school recruits cram students, contact Xiao Yang, leave your phone, leave quickly after writing, you will be caught by the doorman, and it will be cleaned up again. The young man walked over with one bare foot and a big thorn, and it was obvious that he had lost the hidden weapon.

"Okay, I know, go back to the campus, feel the campus atmosphere, breathe the air of youth, and sigh with emotion, can't you?" the fat man brushed and brushed, wrote the advertisement in three or two clicks, and finally left his handsome phone number: 13888801118. Not to mention that he still has two strokes, the handwriting is really beautiful, and there is a special light shining in the sun, which can be seen from afar.

At the same time, he lamented his bad luck, he didn't break out of the small universe during the college entrance examination, he entered an ordinary second book, and was transferred to the biology major, and he couldn't find a job after graduation, so he could only work hard to go to graduate school, and he was admitted to the research monk, he was hard-working, and he studied more seriously than the college entrance examination, and finally graduated, but he didn't expect to experience another wave of hardship of not being able to find a job.

Yang Rui carefully summarized that there are two reasons why he can't find a job:

First, who transferred him to the biology major at the beginning, and what national research institutions and institutions couldn't get into, and he couldn't fight for his father. The professional of the ordinary unit is not right, you are a student of biology to come to our e-commerce company to join in the fun......?

Second, due to years of serious and hard study, he got up earlier than the chicken, slept later than the "chicken", and made him tired and fat, his physique is special, the more tired he gets, of course, he can also control his weight, he can be fatter if he wants to be fatter, and he can be fatter if he wants to be fatter, and it is difficult for everyone to see his handsome nature from his fat body, resulting in repeated missed work.

Eventually, he got into a cram school. In just a few years, the students taught were all over the country, such as Tsinghua University, Peking University, Fudan and Zhejiang University, full of them, so that they became a gold medal lecturer in a cram school.

In this regard, Yang Rui can only sigh deeply, he was born at the wrong time, and he is a late bloomer! It has been many years since he graduated from the college entrance examination, and he has only understood the things of the past college entrance examination, understood it, and understood it thoroughly, and he has been in tears when he says too much!

In the end, Yang Rui, who consciously mastered all the "secrets" of the college entrance examination, simply jumped out with two colleagues to open his own cram school, and in order to expand his popularity, he had to send small advertisements at the same time.

"Hey, the two boys over there, it's you again, stop me!" Just when Yang Rui was intoxicated with his coquettish font, an old man rushed over with a broom.

said that it was too late, the old man was full of white hair, but he was running like an arrow, Yang Rui had not yet reacted, the broom beard was almost swept to his face, a very thick murderous aura, straight in front of him, he could only run away, and the shadow of his companions was gone.

Yang Rui ran desperately with his thick legs, followed by the old man with a broom and chased desperately, scolding while chasing: "Write advertisements when you write advertisements, others write with chalk, you actually brush paint, do you know how difficult the paint is to wash......

The more the old man scolded, the more sad he became, and Yang Rui, who listened to this tone, felt the same way, yes, the paint is difficult to wash, if it is easy to wash, we don't need to write with paint.

At the last moment, Yang Rui luckily avoided the old man's murderous elite broom throw and rushed out of the campus gate. However, at the moment when Yang Rui was proud, a beautiful BMW touched Yang Rui, and everything was suspended at that moment, at the last moment of his life, Yang Rui was thinking: My Tsinghua 100 people have not been completed, it's a pity.

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"Yang Rui, I like you. Yang Rui pressed his head, opened his eyes in a daze, and saw a little girl with a melon seed face, watery eyes, white skin, two pigtails, two red flowers on her head, wearing a white shirt, with an ankle-reaching blue skirt, a pair of black cloth shoes on her feet, and a pair of hands that seemed to have a grudge against her white shirt, pulling hard.

Which class of students are dressed up like this...... There is a rustic atmosphere, and the good face is blind. Wait, he suddenly remembered the sentence "Yang Rui, I like you". This little girl is confessing to herself, it won't be a neurotic possession, from childhood to adulthood, except for his mother Xiaobao Xiaobao all day long, mother loves you the most, and no woman has ever "confessed" to him.

Yang Rui couldn't help asking, "What did you say?"

The girl was asked by him, her white face was as red as a red Fuji apple, and she had exhausted all her courage with a confession just now, and when she saw that Yang Rui was okay and woke up, she stomped her feet, twisted her little buttocks, and ran away.

Yang Rui was a little inexplicable, his head still hurt a little, he felt that something was wrong around him, like an abandoned old factory dormitory, the environment was weird, and he didn't know where, it was actually more broken than the broken cram school where he worked, he felt a little thirsty, and when he saw a cup not far away, he couldn't stand it with thirst, so he wanted to go over and get water to drink.

I didn't want to stand up just now, so I was stunned, your sister, there was a mirror on the wall in front of him, although it was very broken, scratched in a lot of places, and a big corner was missing underneath, but I could see the whole body, and in the mirror, a young, handsome, handsome, handsome and graceful young man with a jade tree in the wind appeared in front of Yang Rui unprepared. Nima, she's so handsome...... Beautiful and deep eyes, delicate nose bridge, fair skin, good-looking chin, ruddy lips, well, this face is a bit feminine, but the most important thing is the figure, thin, and tall, more than one meter eight, that leg length, should be the golden ratio of Shenma, it looks really handsome.

Yang Rui finally understood at this moment why the shy girl plucked up the courage to confess, he also likes such a good-looking man, he is so handsome.

Looking up and down in the mirror, Yang Rui was overjoyed, he had met the legendary crossing, from a down-and-out fat man with a waist circumference longer than his height to a superb handsome and dashing tall and long-legged young man, and he made a lot of money!

Happy and sad, Yang Rui was happy, and he actually stepped on a puddle of water under his feet, lean, slipped again, hit his head at the foot of the bed, and fainted again.

When he woke up, he inexplicably stuffed a lot of things in his head, and when Yang Rui digested the extra memories, he wanted to scold.

It was 1982.

This body is the son of the secretary of the township party committee, also called Yang Rui, the secretary of the township party committee, older than the township chief, is the emperor of this piece of land, the second generation of the official who is rooted in Miao Hong, he actually wanted to commit suicide because of the failure of the college entrance examination, and he also committed suicide, drank a little pesticide, and he was scared half to death, vomited, couldn't vomit, shouted for help and was afraid of losing face, and was found by his classmates for a long time, thinking it was heat stroke, and sent to the dormitory to rest.

As a result, I was cheaper, what a stupid boy, your father is a secretary, and if you can't pass the exam, you can go another way, my father is a secretary, who am I afraid of!

Just as he was thinking about it, he heard a voice outside, but Yang Rui didn't understand the situation too well, so he simply lay down first.

There were two people who came in, one was wearing a blue cloth tunic, wearing glasses, thin and tall, with deep eye sockets, and it was his homeroom teacher, Teacher Lu. The other was wearing a yellow dress, more charming, a width from head to toe, very wide, but the face was not big, on the contrary, it was very delicate and good-looking, as soon as she came in, she hugged Yang Rui and shouted: "Xiaobao, are you okay, what should you do if you have an accident, mother, let's not take the college entrance examination, you will go to be a soldier, let your father tell his comrades-in-arms." ”

Originally, Yang Rui was still nervous and didn't know what to do, but a little treasure, Yang Rui's tears fell out of the shouting, and his wife also called him like this.

However, when he heard the woman say that he would not take the college entrance examination to become a soldier, Yang Rui immediately became anxious, what should he do as a soldier?

Besides, after being a cram teacher for many years, Yang Rui has done more college entrance examination questions than the women he has seen, and he faintly hopes to take the college entrance examination again.

Although the college entrance examination acceptance rate in the 80s was ridiculously low, the gold content of college students in the 80s was high enough. When the time comes, with the name of a certain champion, wandering around the picturesque campus, and now the appearance of being handsome, tall and handsome, won't it make up for the regrets of the first half of his life.

"I want to be admitted to university!" Yang Rui's attitude was extremely resolute.

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