Tang An was about to go to the kitchen to cook, but Nanmao stopped him.

"What?"

Nan Cat thought for a moment and said, "Last night I had a dream that there was a dog scratching my stomach with its paws. ”

Tang An was stunned for a moment, could it be that when he went to bed last night, he scratched her belly? No, it shouldn't be, he didn't sleep so dishonestly, and he couldn't be so consciously substituted for it when Nan Mao talked about dogs.

"It may be that you have worms in your stomach, and if you have worms, you will dream. Tang An found a reason to coax the child.

"You've got worms in your stomach!" Nan Cat said angrily, "It's because the bed is too small, and I want to sleep in a big bed!"

"The bed in my room was the biggest. Tang An found that the king of the southern cat was not so easy to greet, after all, he was the king, and he still had a lot of requirements.

"Okay, then I'll sleep in your room. Nan Mao said reluctantly.

Tang An understood, and the emotional southern cat was going around the bend to find a reason to occupy his room.

"And where do I sleep?"

Nan Cat thought for a moment and said even more reluctantly, "You can become a dog so that you can sleep in the same room with me." ”

"No!" Tang An didn't do it, this was the last dignity of being a human being, and he would rather stay up late like a human than sleep like a dog.

"You go to sleep in Sang Mengmeng's room and spy on her by the way!" Nan Mao gave Tang An a solution that would have the best of both worlds.

After a whole day of contact, Tang An didn't feel that Sang Mengmeng had anything to monitor, and said: "I'll go cook first, and I'll talk about this when I go to bed at night." ”

Tang An walked to the kitchen, thinking that he couldn't sleep like he did yesterday...... Nan Mao will become a little girl, and she will become a cat, the dream she had last night, maybe it really has something to do with herself, if she sleeps next to her, and unconsciously scratches and touches her, it is not good after all.

Nan Cat followed Tang An and walked to the kitchen.

"What are you doing in the kitchen?" Tang An waved his hand, "Go out and wait to eat, the king usually doesn't come to the kitchen." ”

"I'll guide you in cooking. Nan Mao said angrily.

"Do you think you're three fat, you have to be guided in everything. Tang An laughed, "Do you want me to take a small notebook to record?" ”

"Who is the third fat?" Nan Mao didn't know this person.

"A great man, one who will rule the earth sooner or later. Tang An took a deep breath and said in a tone full of anticipation and admiration.

The tiger ears of the southern cat moved, and he wrote down the name of this person, three fat!

"I'm better than three fat, so I'm going to guide you in cooking. "Nanmao has found a very suitable reason.

Tang An is taller than the stove, but Nanmao, who has some trouble getting the plates on the upper level of the cupboard, wants to kick her out of the kitchen, what can this little girl do in the kitchen except break the dishes?

When reading, there is a beautiful girl listening to music next to him, good, in a daze, it is a very meaningful thing, the ancient scholars also pay attention to a red sleeve to add fragrance, but that is in the case of complementing each other, the southern cat will only make trouble in the kitchen, just like when the scholar is about to paint, his confidante suddenly splashed the ink on his face.

Tang An felt that Nanmao just had nothing to do, and it wasn't fun. After all, she's already worked on the big question of how to defeat humanity for a day, and needs to relax.

"Okay, you can do it, if I have something bad to do, you can just point me out, don't do it. Tang An admonished.

"Of course, how could I do such a thing?" Nancat said dismissively.

You'd better be in peace.

Tang An took out the dragon fish to thaw.

"What is this, white meat!" asked Nan Cat curiously, having never seen this kind of meat.

"This is the meat of the dragon fish, there are no spines, it is very suitable for children and the elderly to eat, today we make boiled meat slices to eat, the meat of the dragon fish is very good, fresh and tender, and you are delicious. Tang An packed the ticket and said, he already knew that the taste of the southern cat was not tricky, and she ate all the home-cooked food.

The corners of Nancat's mouth curled slightly.

Tang An was a little puzzled, Nanmao's eyes were wide open, there was not much expression on her beautiful little face, her nose moved, and then the corners of her mouth were raised even more, revealing a look of disdain.

"What are you despising about?" Tang An read Nanmao's expression.

"A fish has no spines, it's really useless!" said Nanmao, pointing to the fish meat of Longli.

"What does this have to do with the outing?" Tang An couldn't understand at all.

"Fish without spines must not be tasty. Nanmao didn't explain.

Tang An didn't speak, and prepared the ingredients for making boiled fish fillets on his own.

Southern cat and ham sausage.

"Do you have any bones for this meat?" the southern cat was still curious.

"Nope. Tang An shook his head, how could there be bones in ham sausages? Whether it was a human sausage or a ham sausage sold in a supermarket, it was boneless...... Bone-in Jinhua ham is an exception.

"...... without bones"

"Flesh without bones has no interest, I see. Tang An said very understandingly.

"No......," Nan said strangely, "you actually like to eat meat without bones?"

Tang An turned his head stiffly, hoping that she would not always treat him as a human-shaped Wangwang, sighed and said: "Even if it is a dog, it doesn't just like to gnaw bones, it gnaws bones just because there is meat on the bones, there is a taste of meat, if you give it meat directly, of course it prefers to eat meat!"

"A dog that doesn't eat bones is also useless. "Because it has to sharpen its teeth, so that it can be more combative...... Exercise yourself, you should not choose whether you like it or not, but choose how to make yourself stronger, starting tomorrow, you will gnaw on a pig's bone every day. ”

Tang An was expressionless in the cat, and the southern cat was also expressionless.

The Southern Cat King has never been afraid to look at people.

"Can you go out and play? Tang An didn't sympathize with the fun Southern Cat King at all.

Nan Mao didn't go out, and he didn't speak, just Zi, signaling Tang An to do his thing.

finally stopped talking, and Tang An continued to cook.

Tang An decided to make the boiled fish first, and as he did it, the aroma overflowed and filled the entire kitchen.

Tang An paid attention to the southern cat's expression, her eyes were moving, her two hands were together, her two index fingers were tapping each other, and the two ears on the tiger's hat were also moving.

"A fish without spines is a fish without a life, and its flesh is not tasty. Tang An said with a sigh.

"It's just not delicious!" Nan Cat said loudly.

Tang An laughed, a bowl of fragrant boiled fish came out of the pot and was directly placed on the table in the restaurant, and Nanmao followed all the way to the restaurant.

The Black Tiger Striker also smelled the fragrance, stretched out from under the sofa, and walked under the table to hug the legs.

"Don't eat it now, wait until everyone is sitting at the table. Tang An admonished.

Nan Cat slowly moved away from the dining table and sat down in front of the TV.

Tang An glanced at the TV casually, and was suddenly startled, and the TV was a picture of Sang Mengmeng taking a bath.

Sang Mengmeng seems to have just walked into the bathroom, and there is no moisture in the bathroom, so it is very clear, Sang Mengmeng's wonderful figure with the kind of round fleshy figure that only girls have is clearly displayed in front of Tang An's eyes.

This is a back, and in an instant, Tang An remembered the dream he had last night, his eyes stared, and he instinctively held his breath, only to feel that the blood in his body was about to boil.

Tang An turned around with a beating heart, and hurriedly said, "What are you doing, why are you taking a cute bath again?"

"To understand a person, start with ......"

"Don't you know her well enough?" Tang An interrupted Nanmao's words, "I estimate how tall she is, how heavy, how long her legs are, how big her breasts are, how thin her waist is, and how big her hips are, you know it all, right?"

Nanmao didn't speak, Tang An turned around, the cat glanced at it, and the corner of his eye was still aimed at Sang Mengmeng in the TV, for an untrained teenager, the girl's ** is almost a supreme temptation, especially Sang Mengmeng, Tang An doesn't believe in what poor milk is the creed of justice, let alone what kind of scarce resource poor milk is.

The chest that the palm can't grasp, that's the ambition that a man chases.

"Your focus fully exposes your nature as a dog spirit clan, the dog spirit clan is the one who breeds the most female slaves of various races, and every high-ranking dog spirit clan will raise a large group of female slaves and mate with them day and night. Nan Mao sneered, "How tall, how heavy, how long are the legs, how big are the breasts, how thin is the waist, how big are the hips? These are the things you only pay attention to...... I focused on the secret between her legs. ”

Tang An almost vomited blood, originally a little ashamed to listen to what Nan Mao said, but her last sentence directly made Tang An want to hit his head, what is she paying attention to, what secrets can there be? It's just a man's secret garden!

"You'll know when she turns around. Nan Mao said indifferently, "I only remembered this after Li Yu." ”

"What does this have to do with the dragon fish?" Tang An couldn't understand.

"You got it. Nan Maoan's back, "Of course, you don't force you." ”

Nan Mao said this, which made Tang An's heart itch, he really wanted to think that Tang An felt that he could be regarded as a friend, but he was secretly taking a bath here, Tang An couldn't do this kind of thing.

It doesn't matter if some uncontrollable evil thoughts germinate in my heart, if I am really driven by this kind of thought to satisfy my voyeurism, then it is not me, Tang An doesn't want to be a man who has no bottom line and character if he is dominated.

After a while, Nanmao turned off the TV, and when the sound of water on the TV was gone, Tang An turned around with a sigh of relief and asked, "Did you find anything?"

A girl actually steals a girl to take a bath again and again, the reason is that she wants to understand her, which is really an absurd reason and scene that Tang An has never thought of.

"Longli fish has no spines, and Sang Mengmeng has no hair. Nan Mao's face was frosty, as if he sensed the master's emotions, and the Black Tiger Striker gave up the table legs, came to Nan Cat and squatted down, stretched his neck, and glared at the TV.

"What does it matter? What does it have to do with Sang Mengmeng not having a cat, Sang Mengmeng likes dogs, of course she doesn't have cats. Tang An remembered what Sang Mengmeng said, she liked Samye, and remembered Sang Mengmeng's action of holding the bow and shooting the cat, the kind of way to deal with the troublesome cat so neatly, Sang Mengmeng would never like cats, so naturally she would not raise cats.

"I'm talking about Mao...... The hair of the hair, not the cat of the cat. Nan Mao stood up and said calmly, "You are going to continue to monitor Sang Mengmeng tonight, and now you have discovered her extremely suspicious place." ”

As a boy whose understanding of a girl's body comes from imagination, network information, and limited classroom knowledge, Tang An still wittily understood that the secret that Nanmao said was between Sang Mengmeng's legs!

But Tang An never thought that the secret that Nan Mao said would be this kind of secret! What can be called "hair" on the human body is of course not hair, and there are generally only two hairs.

Of course, the armpit hair is not between the legs, Sang Mengmeng does not have armpit hair, Tang An has known this for a long time, and it is not an uncommon thing to be able to be direct, the focus is on the truth that Nanmao said now.

Tang An's mind involuntarily appeared with the appearance of the truth.

The truth is naked, the truth is so pure, the truth is so natural, the truth is so...... Tang An was powerless, why did the two of them do such a thing here?