Two hundred and twelve: Are you not in good health? (ask for subscription)

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After listening to Lin Qiandai's family history like a TV series, Zhang Dongjun had only one thought in his heart, that is: "The world of rich people, we don't understand!"

Some people will seem very small in the face of desire. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoLin Zhongtian is a good example, he did not hesitate to turn against his compatriots for a treasure.

Lin Qiandai saw that Zhang Dongjun had not said anything, and asked in a low voice, "Aren't you curious about what that treasure is?"

Zhang Dongjun shook his head and said with a smile: "Curious, but didn't your grandfather say that you must not tell others about the treasures? ”

Lin Qiandai nodded, and then fell silent as if thinking about something.

Zhang Dongjun sat on the chair, saw that she didn't speak, and when she was bored, he took out his mobile phone and entered the chat group at the beginning of the heavenly realm, watching a group of immortals chatting.

I have to say that there is an advantage of being a fairy, that is, you don't have to sleep, you don't have to eat, the information in the group has not been interrupted for 24 hours, and the immortals are still chatting in full swing.

Marshal Tianpeng: "In six days, the top ten most popular novels in Heavenly Court will be released, so excited, so excited! I hope Ben Shuai can also have a place." ”

Red Boy: "Which of you has read Erlang God's novel? It is said that Brother Jun has taught him a lot of writing experience, and this book is all edited by Brother Jun, I'm afraid he will be the first place this time!"

Giant Spirit God: "I've read Erlang God's book "Waste Has Spring", it's really good, it's a bit of Brother Jun's novel, the title of the book is taken by the King of the Ten Palaces, the article is revised by Brother Jun, and the two judges of this book have contributed, even if they win the first place, there is nothing wrong with it." ”

God of Wealth: "Upstairs, are you saying that this competition is shady? I think you are jealous, and if you have the ability, you will also go down to find Brother Jun." ”

Giant Spirit God: "God of Wealth, shut up, I mean that Erlang God's novel has indeed improved a lot under Brother Jun's revision, and the first place is very promising." This immortal doesn't want to quarrel with you, an ignorant immortal. ”

Dragon King: "For this competition, our water tribe really took great pains, and finally wrote a novel "The Legend of the Dragon King" that can be compared to "The Strongest Xiuzhen in History", and the ghostwriter is the first talent of the water tribe, Hydra. I'm going to upload it at noon today, and I'm going to invite all the fairy friends to cheer up when the time comes!"

Nezha: "In the future, I will advertise in the group, don't give out red envelopes, and don't go to the party." Also, Dragon King, are you a little too big? What kind of thing is a hydra, can it be comparable to Brother Jun with nine heads? Are you talking nonsense with your eyes open? Believe it or not, I'm going to tear your mouth?"

Little White Dragon: "Nezha, if you dare to tear my father's mouth, I will tear your father's mouth!"

Tota Heavenly King: "Tut-tut, come on, please tear it! My exquisite pagoda has not been used for a long time, and when the time comes, be careful that I will lock you up for thousands of years." ”

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Oh Buddha Buddha, everyone should say a few words, and harmony is precious." Recently, there have been no red envelopes in the group, so why don't I send one. ”

When Zhang Dongjun saw the red envelope, he immediately cheered up, Guanyin Bodhisattva's hands should be full of treasures, and he couldn't miss it.

Taishang Laojun: "I heard that there are red envelopes, Lao Jun, I also came to join in the fun, last time the apprentice got a newcomer king, I still owe you red envelopes, this time I will make up for it." This time, I sent a newly developed pill, it doesn't matter if you don't grab it, this pill will be on the shelves in a few days in the Celestial Mall, and the price is very cheap!"

"Damn, Taishang Laojun is a good routine, in the name of his apprentice, he said that he was sending red envelopes, but he was actually advertising his elixir. Zhang Dongjun had to admire the business acumen of these immortals.

"Ding Dong!" Just when he admired Taishang Laojun's deep routine, the mobile phone prompt sounded, and a red envelope appeared on the screen.

Seeing this, Zhang Dongjun directly turned on the unicorn arm mode, and kept poking his fingers on the screen.

The system prompts: "I'm sorry, the red envelope was snatched up!"

I didn't grab the first red envelope, but don't be discouraged, there is a second one anyway. Zhang Dongjun stared at the screen, cheered up, and waited for the red envelope of Taishang Laojun.

Five minutes passed......

But ten minutes passed...... Taishang Laojun still didn't send red envelopes.

Zhang Dongjun is not the only one staring at the screen, and at least hundreds of immortals in the chat group are also eyeing Lao Jun's red envelope.

But after so much time, there was not a single red envelope, and suddenly the group began to abuse.

Zhang Dongjun sighed, raised his head and looked at Lin Qiandai, only to see that she had fallen asleep quietly by the head of the bed.

Zhang Dongjun got up, laid her flat on the bed, covered her with a quilt, then sat back in the chair, picked up his mobile phone and continued to wait for Taishang Laojun's red envelope.

Half an hour later, a prompt sounded on the mobile phone, and the long-lost red envelope finally appeared on the screen.

Zhang Dongjun frantically clicked on the red envelope, and the system popped up:

"Congratulations to Brother Jun, I grabbed the function of Taishang Laojun's "Dragon Whip Tiger Waist Pill": Taishang Laojun's latest elixir, improve your own cultivation, enhance your physique, the immortals eat eternal youth, and mortals eat the night and night sheng song! The Heavenly Mall is about to be on the shelves, priced at 19999 cents!

"666, this Wenqu star must have received the benefits of Taishang Laojun, and even the system prompts have begun to advertise. Zhang Dongjun looked at this strange system prompt and wanted to cry without tears.

But when he saw Taishang Laojun explaining why he hadn't sent red envelopes for so long, he was speechless.

Taishang Laojun: "Fellow immortals, I'm sorry, Lingbao Tianzun had to pull me to play chess before, so I forgot about sending red envelopes." ”

Nezha: "......"

Djinn God: "......"

God of Wealth: "......"

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When the red envelope arrived, Zhang Dongjun put the elixir into the Qiankun bag, he didn't plan to take this pill. Now that he has received hundreds of junior brothers, he has to help them improve their cultivation, so he can't waste a single pill.

However, he is different, as long as his merit is high, he can improve his cultivation without cultivating. Therefore, the dependence on the elixir is relatively low.

After grabbing the red envelope and watching the chat of the immortals, since he had only slept for less than an hour, Zhang Dongjun felt a wave of tiredness welling up in his heart, so he lay on the side of the bed to supplement his sleep.

Early in the morning, a knock on the door sounded, Erlang God swaggered in, saw Lin Qiandai's house, turned around, covered his face and shouted in surprise: "Alas! Why do you sleep in a room and don't lock the door?"

Zhang Dongjun was woken up directly, and said with a confused face: "What are you ashamed of?"

When Lin Qiandai saw Erlang God's move, she couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.

"He misunderstood the two of us, you can explain it to him!"

Zhang Dongjun nodded after hearing this, stood up and walked to Erlang Shen's side and said, "Zhenjun, Miss Lin had a nightmare last night, and she didn't dare to sleep alone, so she came to the house." I've been sleeping in a chair all the time, don't get me wrong!"

After hearing this, Erlang looked at Zhang Dongjun incredulously, and with a slight wave of his hand, an invisible barrier suddenly separated the two from Lin Qiandai.

"Brother Jun, there is such a beautiful beauty in your room, and she is indifferent and still sleeping on a chair? Do you tell me if your body is not good? Didn't you snatch an elixir from Taishang Laojun last night, why don't you use it? It's a pity, it's a pity. If she had come to my house last night, maybe I would, hey, hey, hey!"

Erlang God spoke in a loud voice, because there was a barrier, he was not afraid that Lin Qiandai would hear it.

Zhang Dongjun glanced at Erlang God with disdain and patted him on the shoulder: "Brother, I'm not a stallion. It takes two people to do that kind of thing, and you and I are willing to do it. And you must not do these outrageous things in the mortal world, or I will tell the Jade Emperor!" (To be continued.) )