Chapter 33 The Dog's Eyes Look Down on People

"Teacher Ding Li, Teacher Wang Le, I am a staff member of the guest liaison group of the "Today's Interview" program, and my name is Zheng Xiaobei. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoThe sketch "Hotel Adventure" that you performed on the stage of the weekly finals of "Comedy Talent" the night before, our host of the program, Mr. Kim Il, accidentally saw it, and he thought it was very good. So I invite you two to participate in the recording of the "Today's Interview" program next Wednesday, I wonder what the schedule of the two of you is?" Zheng Xiaobei made an opening remarks very formally, as for the last sentence of the opening remarks, it is naturally out of politeness, and it is also a manifestation of the art of conversation.

"Can we really participate in next Wednesday's recording of "Today's Interviews"?" Ding Li asked with some disbelieving.

"Mr. Ding, I came here on behalf of the "Today's Interview" program, if you two have a schedule, you can naturally participate. Zheng Xiaobei told Ding Li the answer with certainty.

As long as the two of them nod their heads and agree, they can participate in the recording of "Today's Talk" next Wednesday, three days later.

"To be honest, the two of us are loyal viewers of "Today's Interview" and fans of Mr. Jin Ri, but I didn't expect to be on Mr. Jin's show. Ding Li politely patted the sycophants of "Today's Interview", and then said vigorously that he was free, "We are naturally free, even if we are not available, we have to find a way to make time, Xiaobei, when are we going on Wednesday?"

"Today's Interview" starts live at nine o'clock, according to the usual practice, all the guests will arrive half an hour in advance, you can arrive at 8:30, go to the Beijing TV station, call me, I will pick you up at the door or you directly hand this invitation card to the doorman. After Zheng Xiaobei finished speaking, he took out a red invitation card from his bag and handed it to Ding Li.

He came and went quickly, and when he had finished explaining what had happened, he got up and left.

After Zheng Xiaobei left, Ding Li and the fat man stared intently at the red invitation card and were silent for a long time.

After a long while, the fat man breathed a sigh of relief, pointed to the invitation card on the side, and said to Ding Li: "Nail, do you say this is true? We can really participate in the program "Today's Interview"?"

"It should be true. Ding Li didn't answer, but Xu Dong on the side interjected a sentence when he saw the stitches.

At this time, Xu Dong was happier and happier than Ding Li and the fat man, because he suddenly realized that his decision to be the agent of Ding Li and the fat man yesterday was so correct.

It is conceivable that with the live broadcast of the "Today's Interview" program team next Wednesday, the popularity of Ding Li and Fat Man will definitely skyrocket.

In other words, they became popular and became sketch stars all over the country.

Whether it's just a meteor or a star is unknown.

But at least the two of them are popular, and as their agents, they will definitely appear on the pages of major entertainment media.

"But I still don't feel a little convinced, it's too unexpected. The fat man still didn't believe it.

Xu Dong said casually: "It's not simple, you find someone to smoke yourself, if it doesn't hurt, it means you're dreaming, if it hurts, it means you're not dreaming, it's true." ”

This was Xu Dong's casual perfunctory words to the fat man, but he didn't expect the fat man to take it seriously, he dragged Ding Li, who was staring at the invitation card in a daze, with his hand, "Nail, you hit me." ”

Ding Li gently pinched the fat man's face with his hand, and wilted: "Fat man, does your buttocks hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt, why don't you try it harder?" The fat man didn't hear the joke in Ding Li's words at all, and said with a bitter face.

Xu Dong heard it, because Ding Li compared the fat man's face to a buttocks, and he saw that the fat man still wanted to find someone to pump himself, so as to verify whether he was dreaming, he immediately jumped and said: "Fatty, come on, come on, I'll smoke you." ”

The fat man stretched his face over and said loudly, "Use some force." ”

Xu Dong swallowed a mouthful of saliva, shook his hand, and said, "Fatty, I really smoked." ”

"Pump. The fat man glared at Xu Dongdao.

For this kind of person who specializes in pumping, Xu Dong really encountered it for the first time, he gritted his teeth, was ruthless, and smoked the fat man.

", you light. The fat man crooked his mouth, gasped, and complained to Xu Dong angrily.

"Didn't you ask me to whip you hard?" Xu Dong seemed to have suffered a great grievance, and shouted at the fat man.

"That didn't make you exert so much force. The fat man covered his face and continued to complain to Xu Dong: "Look at it, my buttocks have made you red." ”

Ding Li and Xu Dong laughed in unison, and the fat man who laughed was a little confused, but only more than thirty seconds passed, and the fat man also reacted, and pounced towards Ding Li with a posture of Mount Tai, and shouted in his mouth: "Dead nail, you yin me, see if I don't crush you." ”

The battle between the two finally ended with Ding Li's defeat and begging for mercy.

The buddy relationship between them made Xu Dong very envious, he looked at the two of them and asked, "Ding Li, Wang Le, the "Today's Interview" program is broadcast live, do we have to make preparations first? And your clothes, what kind of clothes will you wear at that time?"

When the three of them were discussing the specific details, in the office of the "Today's Interview" program group of Beijing TV Station, a group of relevant personnel were also negotiating.

What they talked about was simple: who will be the guest on next Wednesday's "Today's Talk" show?

In other words, it's time to invite that guest.

In fact, according to the custom, they will discuss the results two weeks in advance and issue invitation cards to the guests they invite.

This time is no exception, but the guest in this issue had an accident and made a mistake that all male stars in the entertainment industry will make.

Stealing!

That is, what people commonly call extramarital affairs, or the involvement of a third party.

What's even more painful is that the actor was secretly photographed by a reporter, and his image plummeted in an instant, and he became a street rat that everyone shouted and beaten.

Naturally, he also lost the opportunity to participate in the "Today's Interview" program.

Originally, the staff of the program team also contacted more than a dozen other stars, but due to the suddenness of the incident and the tight schedule of those stars, they couldn't find time to participate in the "Today's Interview" program.

Of course, there is a more important reason for this, this actor has a certain amount of power in the entertainment industry, and he wants to use this opportunity to explain in public.

Therefore, I told those celebrities that they could not accept the emergency invitation of this episode of "Today's Interview" program no matter what.

For this favor, he will give a certain amount of compensation afterwards.