Chapter 12: The Pig Teammates Who Failed to Clean Up

After making such a fuss, everyone felt that it was indeed a little late.

Yu Meiqin and Shi Nicole hurriedly dispersed, and Feng Jianxiong also went back to the bedroom alone.

As soon as he returned to the house, he was complimented by his three roommates. Obviously full, I was forced to eat a duck neck and drink a glass of beer, and I almost choked.

The conditions of the new campus of Jinling Normal University are not bad, it is a bedroom for four people, even a water heater, but there is no air conditioning. Among Feng Jianxiong's three roommates, Xu Ming's family still has a few money, but he himself is not motivated, and he is a scumbag who looks a little kidney-deficient. The other two are poor students, Huang Dalei is tall and sturdy and looks a little brute force, and Zhao Hai is a clever little man.

The group of people symbolically ate and drank, and then Huang Dalei ran errands to wrap up the remaining duck neck and duck racks, and went downstairs to the dormitory manager aunt to accompany him to borrow the refrigerator carefully.

Xu Ming also instigated everyone to go to an Internet café to celebrate for the night, but was rejected by the exhausted Feng Jianxiong. Then the bachelor gathered around him and asked which girls he had just eaten with.

Feng Jianxiong knew that if he deliberately covered it up, he would be misunderstood when the time came, so he simply became more generous: "As for Nickle Shi, and Yu Meiqin from the second class, she also brought a friend." Discuss the next debate. ”

"Yu Meiqin from the second class? That's a flower. Xu Ming sighed in surprise, "I knew that I would also go to exercise my eloquence, alas, it's good to be able to spray, and the beauties are all around." ”

Zhao Hai mocked playfully: "With your obscene mentality, when you see a girl, you want to go down the three ways, I guess you can't practice eloquence, but you can practice meat jokes." ”

"What do you call that? Where am I obscene? Where am I obscene? Besides, what's wrong with a man's perversion? Forget it, you don't just stay overnight. ”

Xu Ming saw that his words were not speculative, so he simply lay back on the bed, took out his laptop, set up a small table on the bed, and nibbled on the island country raw meat stand-alone game by himself.

The other two people in the room didn't know Japanese, so they didn't know what he was playing. Only Feng Jianxiong glanced at it and saw that although the game was purely Japanese, the title was in English and could be understood.

"School-Days, isn't this the new "Days on Campus" this year?" he shouted in surprise.

Xu Ming saw that Feng Jianxiong could actually understand it, and immediately felt like a confidant, and proudly explained: "This is just out before the summer vacation, it's awesome, I got the raw meat resources over the wall...... Oh no! How should this be translated as "Days on Campus", how can it be translated into ...... Translated into ...... Hold the grass! It's really expressive!"

He smacked his feet for more than ten seconds, and finally found that the four words "On Campus" casually mentioned by Feng Jianxiong were really expressive and absolutely divine translation.

In the history of translation, the only way to compare the words "day on campus" is to translate COCACOLA into "Coca-Cola", or to translate BENZ and KRUPP as "Mercedes-Benz" and "Krupp".

"School-Days" is an H-game on PC that was released at the end of April '05. It's only the end of September, the game has only been out for 5 months, and there is only raw meat on the market. So the name "Day on Campus" has not yet been translated.

"I didn't expect Brother Xiong to be so hidden, but in fact, you are the great god! Brother Xiong, have you played this game a long time ago? Say it quickly! I really can't see it, let's go, go at night! I'll please!"

Xu Ming didn't care that his thigh was about to break, and he stopped playing the game, got out of the blanket, hurriedly put on his pants, and was about to go to the Internet café. When I got out of bed, I also brought out a few sticky and air-dried tissues from the blanket.

Feng Jianxiong couldn't help but shake his head and persuade: "What's crazy! If you have a computer, you can go to an Internet café! ”

Xu Ming said while holding his wallet: "The power is going to be cut off in the bedroom, and the battery will last until more than two o'clock at most." Besides, there's no internet in the dorm - I can't get on the 3DM forum and announce that I've invented a god translator!"

"Wow, so shameless, are you trying to plagiarize Brother Xiong's divine translation?" Zhao Hai on the side and Huang Dalei, who had just returned from the dormitory manager, also began to coax, although they didn't have a wide vision, and they didn't know what the translation just now was.

Feng Jianxiong hurriedly stopped the other two poor students' roommates from "hating the same enemy" to help him fight grievances:

"Gotcha, let him go, he can win this kind of reputation if he wants it, I don't want it. Xu Ming, I just have one request - when you share it on the forum, don't say that I invented this translation, shame!"

Who wants to gain the reputation of such a filthy and obscene "one-word master"! Just now he just accidentally saw the game that the other party was playing and casually mentioned a few words.

"No problem...... Oh...... I understand!" Xu Minggang agreed, but immediately realized something, and added a few small requests slyly: "Of course it's okay not to publicize it, but Brother Xiong, you must tell me a few more divine translations about this game, or other stalks, so that I can show off my ...... at night."

"Pit daddy!" Feng Jianxiong only felt that a group of draft horses in his chest rushed by.

What a hairy mouth just now!

He is a decent man and a gentleman, and he has never played "Day on Campus" in his later life, it is entirely because some butters are too famous that he knows a little. I didn't expect to get into trouble with a casual pull, and I was regarded as a god of filth.

Helplessly, he thought about it again and again, and roughly told Xu Ming some dry goods, and then Xu Ming went to the Internet café eagerly.

……

After Xu Ming arrived at the Internet café, he asked for a machine nested in the corner, and immediately opened the most famous H-GAME sharing forum in China3DM, and then posted an Amway post, greatly pasting a few hot CGs of "School-Days", and finally adding a seed file.

Leave a picture without leaving a seed, chrysanthemums and thousands of people poke this kind of thing that damages yin morality, Xu Ming never does it.

And the title of the post, naturally, was written incomparably "Recommend a new masterpiece of the island country, "Day on Campus"!"

In the first sentence, the invention of God's translation was plagiarized.

Later, he also wrote some provocative comments, and also added a few witty words from Feng Jianxiong when he talked to Feng Jianxiong about this topic just now.

The post quickly became popular, and many people began to see the pictures and resources, and then they were quickly attracted by the humorous and provocative comments, and then they were surprised by the god translation of "Sun on Campus".

"The landlord is a good person, and he will dominate the rivers and lakes for thousands of years!"

"Good landlord, take my knees. ”

After Xu Ming brushed the post for a while, he felt that it was boring to keep brushing, so he opened the small movie first.

After watching it for a while, as my body twitched, I felt that the little movie was boring.

He went to the network administrator and bought a bottle of Nutrition Express supplement, while opening the "World of Warcraft" and shopping around.

It's a pity that it's almost midnight, and the guild can't afford to form a team to play a dungeon, and the wild team is too pitiful. After watching the auction house for a while and becoming a goblin, Xu Ming could only close the game and start playing Chenghai 3C, as well as a Warcraft RPG map that just appeared this year, called DOTA.

After three sets, Xu Ming felt that it was almost time to take a look at his post again, so he quit the game and reopened the 3DM forum, only to see the icon of the station letter jumping there, it seemed that several pieces had come in, and the number of top posts on his post had skyrocketed to thousands of floors.

In addition to a bunch of sought-after posts, some friends who were more familiar with him on the forum before couldn't help but quipp:

"The landlord is talented! God translates! But I heard you said last time that you almost failed the English test for admission, did you translate it? The last few stalks don't seem to be your eloquence to come up with!"

"Maybe there's a great god behind it!"

"Not necessarily, this kind of flash of inspiration, everyone has a sudden inspiration. ”

After reading the post, he was both proud and proud in his heart, and of course he ignored those insults, and chose to scold him directly in person.

After scolding, he clicked on the station message.

"Scared! It was actually sent by Sister Bird!" As soon as he saw the sender of the letter in the station, Xu Ming's knees almost weakened, but fortunately he was sitting and did not fall to the ground.

For Sister Bird's name, as an island country game lover, Xu Ming is no longer familiar with it - people are the 3DM forum, and even the founder of its predecessor 3D-H-GAME!

And Sister Bird herself is twenty-five or sixteen years old, and I heard that there is an F cup. Although he was arrested half a year ago for spreading the Chinese H-GAME, he was also put on TV by the Dongfang 110 program, and it was marked with the words "criminal suspect X Feifei". In the end, the 3DH forum had to be renamed 3DM, but that did not affect the admiration of Sister Bird for the million-dollar scum house represented by Xu Ming.

"Young man,Are you interested in chatting?Our 3DM Sinicization group needs all kinds of potential talents。 If you are interested, please complete your profile first, and then answer these simple questions and reply to the station letter. ”

Sister Bird's post is very simple, but in fact, she doesn't pay much attention to it, just like ten years later, when the person in charge of the UC Shock Department saw a potential unscrupulous editor on the Internet, he said lightly, "Come to work at the UC Shock Department tomorrow".

Moreover, because Sister Bird was arrested in the first half of the year, her talent team was hit hard, and a wave of high labor costs was dismissed, so she needed to reabsorb cheap fresh blood.

Otherwise, it would not be a test for a guy like Xu Ming, who entered the field of vision by sharing and commenting on a few resources.

In other words, if Xu Ming had entered Sister Bird's field of vision before April this year, the other party would not have looked at him at all-at that time, his subordinates were strong.

Xu Ming's mind suddenly became active: "Even if it doesn't succeed in the end, maybe if you respond, at least you will be qualified to meet Sister Bird herself for an interview with me...... Even if you can't get through it, you can make money if you can see each other!"

Obviously there is no goods in his stomach, and Xu Ming, who can only crush the fall in Japanese, can't resist these temptations, and decides to improve some personal information on 3DM.

But soon, Xu Ming discovered a new problem, that is, he really didn't have the goods in his stomach, and he couldn't even answer the questions in the station letter.

"Or will I confess? I said that I consulted with a certain god around me, so I sent out the post just ......now?

Thinking like this, Xu Ming decided to confide in some truths on the forum.

For example, the name "Day on Campus" was not translated by him, and it would be a retreat at that time.

Although he didn't realize it at all, it was impossible for Feng Jianxiong to interview for those filthy positions.

Before coming to the Internet café, Feng Jianxiong's remarks that repeatedly told him to pay attention to the impact were all left behind by Xu Ming.

Brother, when it was for women, it was used to sell!

Then, in order to increase some credibility endorsements, Xu Ming added a lot of words to the top post:

"Actually, I am a student at Jinling Normal University, and some of the divine translations and interesting interpretations in this book today were also discussed with a classmate or friend. So those friends who questioned me last time I said that I almost failed the course in English, there is no need, my buddy is very awesome......"

"What? You don't believe it? My buddy is really awesome, and he's still a big troll on our law school debate team, and he doesn't have to say anything about his eloquence. Don't look at this kid's sanctimoniousness, even in these fields, he can often speak amazingly, this kind of person is called sullen......"

Xu Ming's explanation made his post look more flesh and blood. It's a pity that once you let go, the content starts to go offline.

However, he didn't know that he was not the only scumbag student in the school who watched the 3DM forum.

Moreover, some guys who are obviously not sanctimonious on the surface are actually going to secretly look at this kind of island country H game forum.