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Although until the end of the first month, he was not able to fully integrate into the atmosphere of the elementary school students around him.

However, when he stood on the stage of the fifth grade intramural basketball game for the first time, and dominated the court with a shocking performance of 50 points (all dunks), 50 rebounds, and 30 blocks, he finally became the legendary big devil.

He's been studying Olajuwon's and Barkley's inside skills lately, and judging from the data alone, it's a small success!

Xiao Penyu gave him the first nickname in his life - thekiller.

Tommy Wu, a Chinese American friend who transferred from San Francisco, told Ruan Erniu that he had seen a film directed by his own white pigeon, Wu, and the title of the movie was exactly the same as Erniu's nickname.

By the way, the Chinese name of the movie is "Bloody Twin Heroes"!

Well, no matter what, this fully proves that Erniu children's shoes have the strength to display the aesthetics of violence in the fifth grade of Midi Elementary School.

Looking at the story of the Grim Reaper elementary school students on the other side of the Pacific Ocean, it is not difficult to find that there is no control over such things as bear children.

Fearing that the world will not be chaotic, they have the great demon king of the Celestial Empire - thekiller can be called a nuclear weapon at this age, will they be polite to those opponents who have humiliated them on the court?

Massacres are being staged, and tragedies are being repeated.

"Did you hear about it? There's an Asian monster from Rebe Academy, who's 6'5" (196cm) tall!"

"Just kidding, they're all elementary school students, so tall?"

"Who knows? He's in fifth grade anyway, and I saw his uniform. ”

"I heard that it came from the Celestial Empire, didn't it mean that the food over there had radiation, could it be a genetic mutation?" (pure slander!)

"Well, that makes sense! Maybe tomorrow Superman and Batman will come together to save the future of our motherland!"

Superman: "......"

Batman: "......"

Well, the earth can't stop these brain-opening rice boys, and their journey is definitely not only the sea of stars.

Fortunately, the Great Demon King of the Celestial Empire in their mouths has finished his elementary school homework and is going to report to the junior high school of the 6th grade.

After entering junior high school, Ruan Erniu's academic pressure became heavier, but he gritted his teeth and persevered, and did not slack off at all. Two months later, he finally passed his junior high school exams. That is to say, in just three months, he has passed all the tests in grades 1-8 of the United States.

People are forced out, and Ruan Erniu, who thought that his head was full of muscles, would not have imagined that he would be able to get to this point three months ago.

"So, I can go to the senior class tomorrow to report?" Ruan Erniu was in the teaching office at the moment, looking at the test report in his hand and said happily.

Ms. Nora, the brown-skinned dean of instruction, took off her black-rimmed glasses, nodded to Erniu, and said, "Sir, although you are one of the most mediocre Asian students I have ever met, according to your agreement with the principal and me, you can indeed go to the senior year......!

"In any case, there are no shortcuts to learning! I promise, I promise, I'll do my best. ”

Ms. Nora handed the class schedule to Ruan Erniu and handed Ruan Erniu the key to the senior storage box.

……

Three months on, and the NCAA in '06 has already been decided. Nguyen Erniu's No. 4 Wildcat No. 4 Rondo was eliminated early, and the final winner was the Florida alligators. Even more frightening is that the main players of the team have given up the opportunity to participate in the NBA Draft that year, and it seems that they are determined to become the first team to successfully defend the NCAA championship in the 21st century.

"The strongest frontcourt trident", "Florida Five Tigers"?

"Interesting, so I will have a chance to play against them next year?" Looking at the content of the basketball magazine, Ruan Erniu thought with great anticipation.

"Hey, big guy, are you new to Asia?" an abrupt voice interrupted Ruan Erniu's thoughts.

He closed the locker that he had just opened. In front of him was a young Mexican man with an explosive head, and in addition to his trademark hair, the black tattoos on his arms were also very prominent.

"Yes, I'm new. May I ask who you are?" Ruan Erniu said with squinted eyes.

Erniu had heard of things like "senior rules" and "race laws" for a long time, but it was the first time he had actually encountered such a thing.

The older one gets, the more complex one's mind becomes. If there are still people in junior high school who are afraid of his physique and dare not trouble him.

But in high school, it's not necessarily. Part-time hemp sales students are not uncommon even if they do things like pulling out a pistol. And the young Mexican-American in front of him may be such a person.

Ruan Erniu's intuition on the sports field is indeed superior, but his intuition in life is obviously not so powerful.

"Do you like to play basketball?" and so on, shouldn't the phrase be uttered by a gentle female basketball manager or the sister of the basketball team captain?

"How about joining our basketball team? We are now warmly welcoming new people to join. Think about it, you'll be the hero of the whole school, the countless babes who will want to spend a fabulous night with you, get the favor of the college basketball giants, and join the NBA to change your life completely. How's it going? Join us!"

"Hey man, even if you don't say it, I'm ready to join the basketball team. But after you say this, I always feel that there is something wrong!" Ruan Erniu scratched his head and said.

"No!no!no! You Asians always like to make simple things complicated. Remember, don't be late at 4 p.m., or you'll be put to a 'suicide' switchback run. ”

In the afternoon, in the academy gymnasium, Ruan Erniu's second instinct was not wrong at all this time.

Nearly 20 or so freshmen stood casually.

And the old bird who lectured in front of him was only 6 people in total. This lineup is comparable to the Xiangbei basketball team in the cross.

If you don't believe it, you can count the number of boards: Akagi, Mu Dui, Yasuda, Miyagi, Shiozaki, Kakuda, not counting Mitsui Shou, who joined later, just looking at the number of personnel, it is really the same!

As the captain, the young Mexican-American who solicited Ruan Erniu first spoke: "Okay. Now that we're all here, let's get started! Maybe you'll ask where the head coach is? I'm sorry to tell you that the previous head coach resigned not long ago, and the school board is not being able to keep up with the actual demand, so we have to start training ourselves! By the way, my name is Carlos Rodriguez and I'm the captain of this team. ”

What's the situation? The legendary "Coach Anxi" actually resigned instead of being late? Could it be that Ruibei College is not a Xiangbei template, but a Xiangyang template.

And this Mexican-American captain with an explosive head, Carlos Rodriguez, is actually the American version of Kenji Fujima?

If you compare the appearance alone, this is a complete tragedy!