Chapter 241: The Night Banquet
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I saw that the lights on the stage passed in the blink of an eye. But Xu Ling was in a hurry to perform, he couldn't keep up with the speed of the lights, he was staggering, and his funny appearance made the audience laugh with his stomach and almost lying on the ground!
After waiting for a few minutes, everyone was almost cramping with laughter, and Xu Ling and the fat man stopped.
"The last magic trick, scare people to death!", Xu Ling stood behind the table again, took out a large sealed cardboard box, signaled that it was very light, and asked the tourists to go up and weigh it.
"Yes, there is no weight in it, but why is it called scared to death? The time to witness the miracle has come!", Xu Ling slowly tore open the cardboard box, and then put his hand inside. At the beginning, everyone could still see Xu Ling smiling. But after reaching in, he found that Xu Ling's face changed suddenly, as if he was in pain!
Slowly, Xu Ling's right hand was taken out of the box, and he saw a cobra suddenly let Xu Ling lift it out! The hideous head made the lady at the scene scream, and her face turned pale with fright!
"Damn! This plot is not right!", the fat man was not far away, his face turned pale with fright, and he retreated again and again! But it was very strange that Xu Bing and Yu Ying were in the first row, but they were smiling and watching Xu Ling's performance, without any discomfort! This is an absolute trust in his lover!
"Isn't it scared? It's okay, this guy is very gentle. Okay, I'll make it disappear in the end!", Xu Ling threw the cobra into the carton, and then slammed it upside down, and everyone was stunned and couldn't say anything! Because the box was empty, only the sound of the box popping and rolling was left, and there was nothing!
"Good!", the crowd erupted into a loud shout again, and the sound made the beasts in the distant mountains so frightened that they ran away with their tails between their legs!
The crowd gradually dispersed, and the time fell to half past seven, and everyone hurriedly packed up and prepared to eat. This time, it was the soldiers who helped Xu Ling move the guys, and it was much faster.
Eight. Restaurants open on time and no longer accept tourists. Xu Ling's amount of alcohol is clear to everyone, and he won't be poured hard, but the fat man is miserable. Jade Tiger didn't run either. said that he didn't drink it or didn't hold on, and finally let Uncle Li's gang get drunk and fall under the table, and help him to rest next to him.
Those warriors are the real mass, and drinking five-year-old sorghum wine is like drinking water. In the end, it was divided into two gangs, the village and the company. A gang of fighters and instructors. Compare and drink with each other to see who will be wiped out first!
Xu Ling smiled and watched those people shouting and shouting, he and Xu Bing Yuying, Aunt Liu, Aunt Hui, Anxin, and Mother were at the same table, and it happened that Grandma Ding, Grandma Han, and Aunt Dumb were also there, and no one was drinking!
Looking at the table of delicacies, Xu Ling's appetite was great! This time, the meal time was late, and he performed for more than an hour, and he was hungry and stuck to his back.
"Brother, slow down!". Xu Bing and Yu Ying didn't eat much, so they just served Xu Ling vegetables. Since the roast mutton was a quarter, it was not cut, so Yu Ying took a knife and cut it little by little for everyone to put away, and Xu Ling had the most in front of him. And Xu Bing is to Xu Ling to clip his favorite grilled herring! More than 20 catties of reservoir herring, big bone spurs, will not get stuck in the throat!
"Eat yourselves, don't take care of me, I'm not a child. That's right, Aunt Hui. Yuanyuan and Lele are almost the weekend, right?", Xu Ling asked vaguely as he ate his meal.
"I'm not coming back, it's the third year of junior high school. They have a half-day class on Sunday. Aunt Hui took out a napkin and helped Xu Ling wipe his hands, just a drop of barbecue oil splashed on his wrist.
"Isn't the school not allowing make-up classes?", Grandma Han said suspiciously.
"The state rules are not allowed, but we are such a remote place. The teaching conditions themselves are not as good as those in the city. In order to maintain the promotion rate, the principal has no choice. Therefore, the leader also turns a blind eye. What's more, which of us parents doesn't want our children to learn more? It is estimated that apart from these children, few people will object!", Aunt Hui smiled, because she drank a little red wine, her eyes were charming, and the skin on her face was ruddy and smooth, as if she was about to drip water!
Xu Ling didn't care what they said, it was important to deal with the food in front of him now. Gastronomy has allured him more than anything.
When he was almost done, Xu Ling looked up at the dishes on the table and found that the barbecue was gone, and the grilled fish was only a skeleton! There were still a lot of vegetarian dishes, and half of the chicken and duck were left!
The fat man staggered over here, saw Xu Ling, and said with drunken eyes: "Brother, let me tell you, just now, uh, just now I put the two fighters, how about it, complete both of our tasks, do you have to give me a bonus!", as soon as the fat man finished speaking, he was about to fall to the ground. Xu Ling hurriedly got up and held on.
"Yes, yes, you're amazing!", and then helped him to the side and sat with the fallen Jade Tiger. Looking at the two people who were drunk, Xu Ling looked at the soldiers and villagers who had fallen halfway, and couldn't help but smile bitterly in his heart, their family members and Instructor Shen were busy tonight!
In the end, Xu Ling and Sun Dasheng Dongming said that they would come to help temporarily, of course, there must be a salary. The two of them also happily agreed, after all, they had rested at home for a long time, which was already unbearable for people who were used to it! It's just that Xu Ling still has to wait for two days, and they still have to deal with some things.
When he returned home in the evening, Xu Ling helped An An and Hu Xuan arrange the two. Hu Xuan didn't go back, she had to stay and take care of the fat man. And Xu Ling looked at their situation, maybe the fat man had eaten people cleanly.
The Jade Tiger's physique is not as good as that of a fat man, so Anxin will be busier. As soon as he arrived outside the courtyard, Yuhu vomited once, and the smell of wine wafted away, making An An almost vomit the food he ate.
Xu Ling said hello to the two and went up to the third floor. Yu Ying had already put the hot water in place. The solar energy is convenient, and Xu Ling can take a cold shower, but the two of them are not allowed, saying that it is easy to get arthritis. Xu Ling followed them.
"Are grandparents asleep?", it was already past ten o'clock, Xu Ling asked.
Frogs and chickens are already crowing outside, and under the silent night sky, their singing is very moving! But this also puts them in danger, not only are they easy to find by humans with keen hearing, but even snakes can prey on them according to some sound waves!
"I went to bed early, in the last month or two, the two of them have slept very well!", Xu Bing was sorting out the clothes that Xu Ling was going to change, and when he heard Xu Ling's question, he raised his delicate face and said with a pair of beautiful big eyes.
Xu Ling took off his shirt and prepared to go in and take a bath. Yu Ying was also coming out, and when she saw Xu Ling's sturdy arms, standard abdominal muscles, and attractive mermaid line, she immediately blushed. Xu Ling pinched her face and remembered something again, so he turned around and asked Xu Bing, "Did you send the tonic wine to your parents?"
Xu Bing smiled, "Thank you, brother! My parents called and said it worked well. My dad's leg pain is basically nothing!", Xu Bing was very grateful, you must know that there were not many when the first batch came out at that time, but Xu Ling was stunned and gave her ten bottles, so that she could honor her parents! It can be said that Xu Ling has done everything for her! It's just a pity that Xu Ling is not her alone after all! But Xu Bing immediately came back to his senses, thinking that compared to Lu Qian and Liu Yuehan, he was much happier. You can see him every day without having to bear the pain of lovesickness!
"I've come back to my soul, do you see my brother's muscles springing? I can sleep alone tonight!", Yu Ying smiled and teased Xu Bing. Xu Bing immediately launched an offensive against the armpit of the shadow, "Look at you still laughing at me, I don't know who is talking about my brother, his eyes light up, and he is embarrassed to say me!", suddenly the two rolled onto the bed with a fight, and for a while the spring light leaked out, and it was beautiful.
When Xu Ling came out of the bath, he saw a picture of begonia dew in spring, and feasted his eyes for a while. Xu Bing's glasses were knocked off, and half of the snow-tender peak was exposed on his chest, and Yu Ying was almost completely exposed, and the clothes on his waist were lifted, allowing Xu Ling to see the flat snow-white lower abdomen.
"Look at it, let my brother look straight!", the two saw Xu Ling coming out, and hurriedly got up to tidy up their clothes, but there was not much embarrassment. Xu Ling touched his nose and prepared to wear an undershirt.
It may be that the two of them feel unfair. As soon as Xu Ling picked up his clothes, Xu Bing and Yu Ying touched Xu Ling's abdominal muscles with one hand! Suddenly, a soft touch came from his abdomen, as if he was hit by a low-voltage current, Xu Ling was full of excitement!
Xu Ling watched the two of them grinning mischievously and touching their stomachs, a little helpless. You can only put on your clothes first. But Xu Bing was even worse, and he touched his chest. Xu Ling was really unbearable and unbearable, so he pulled Xu Bing into his arms and kissed him. When he let go, Xu Bing was about to hold his breath, with a slightly red and swollen moist red lips, and glared at Xu Ling coquettishly. Then he ran out of the room, and at the same time the words floated out: "I'm going to take a shower!"
Xu Ling is on the third floor, and the two big rooms have bathrooms for bathing, which is very convenient!
Yu Ying did not escape the fate of being kissed by Xu Ling. Or that Yu Ying didn't think about running. After the two of them finished taking a shower, Xu Ling was sitting on the bed and reading some current affairs news with a notebook, but was stunned to find that Yu Ying and Xu Bing actually went to their own bed in pajamas!
Xu Ling only wore underwear and covered with a thin blanket! After the two of them came up and pulled away the thin blanket, he was embarrassed for a while, and the flag was still being erected below.
"Giggles", the two of them smiled happily when they saw Xu Ling's embarrassed appearance, and in the end, the two of them took a blanket again, and Xu Ling was better. Turning off the computer, Xu Ling looked at the two. Xu Ling's eyes almost popped out at this glance: both of them were wearing pajamas, not very transparent, but the problem was that the two of them were not wearing BRA, and Xu Ling could see it clearly!
"Is it good-looking?", Yu Ying asked with a smile. Xu Ling could only nod stupidly. For Brother Chu, this is already shocking!
"I won't show you!", the two of them covered the thin blanket, Xu Ling came back to his senses, looked at the two witches, and smiled bitterly in his heart.
"Brother, tell us about the Sacred Snow Mountain and the Tiankeng. Xu Bing was next to Yu Ying, the two of them put pillows and leaned on the head of the bed, looking at Xu Ling hopefully, their beautiful eyes were as charming as stars. (To be continued.) )