Chapter Twenty-Eight: It's All Idiots (Ask for Collection, Ask for Recommendation!)
For Shi Lei's current physique, he is basically immune to alcohol, and alcohol can only become his accelerant. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
So in fact, for Shi Lei, who has a flame inside, drinking water can also make him explode!
Fortunately, it is safe in human form!
"Come on, boss, please raise your hands a little higher!" said a handsome middle-aged decadent man in a chef's hat and a cigarette.
Shi Lei looked speechlessly at the stinging barbecue on the shield dragged on his huge lava arm, the iron plate barbecue! The reason why he used the shield was because the ordinary iron plate melted quickly in his hand! This shield was very good, and the thousands of high temperatures in his hand were transmitted to the other side, and the temperature was only about three hundred degrees, which was just right for making barbecue.
It's just right, but it's a bit annoying to hold it all the time, and you need to face the smoke of the barbecue, which is very damaging to your skin.
Not far away, a straight, brown-haired girl wearing a pleated skirt, sailor suit, black stockings, and an absolute field with a spear in one hand looked at the shield in Shi Lei's hand with a worried expression.
"I think Xiao An can't help but snatch the shield back if it goes on like this!" a man with a philosophical look on his face, picked up a piece of pork belly from the shield without dipping it in the sauce, put it directly in his mouth, and pointed to the sailor girl in the sailor suit while eating.
The chef glanced at the philosophical man and said, "Sure enough, only you care about her so much!"
"Although I don't refuse, I never casually attack the people around me!" said the philosopher.
"Well, I'm sure she'll forget all about it when the meal is served, and please stay away from me!" said the cook.
"And, what are you pretending to be innocent, are you better at doing things than me!
"Okay, I've contributed this arm, and I didn't say anything, Shi Baolong, you go and get me two bottles of beer back!" Shi Lei said.
The three of them are here to spit on each other.
On the other side, a bewitching woman wearing a suit and black silk with long legs, big breasts, big waist, thin black and straight, was pestering Shen Ping.
"Can you stop pestering me? Aren't you a couple with Shi Baolong?" Shen Ping was helpless.
"Who likes that dead? I like you like that!" said the woman.
"But I don't like you like this!" Shen Ping said.
"How can you be like this, turn your face and don't recognize people, I saw people before and kept flattering people and called them Xiaohong, people were moved, and you said you don't like people?" The woman said sadly.
"Yes, it's me who is sorry for you!But I'm really not interested in transforming into a woman!" Shen Ping was embarrassed and helpless, but he couldn't blame him, as a dick who had been masturbating for many years, how could he not have any self-control over the long legs of black silk, how could he not be excited when he saw this Chu Wenhong, who did not refuse to have the long legs of black silk in his dreams!
And then yesterday he learned about the fact that she had been a man!
This fact was so shocking that it changed Shen Ping's aesthetics all of a sudden, and the black silk long legs or something had no interest at all.
But he didn't move, but the other party took the initiative to come to the door.
"By the way, aren't all transformer women the Lily Party?" Shen Ping was slightly speechless.
"People are the marriage party of the classical school!" Chu Wenhong said.
"It's amazing that you can look at yourself completely through the eyes of others!" Shen Ping said.
"In short, although they were men before, but now they are real women, not only in appearance, but also inside, they can have children, maybe they can give birth to you three or four at a time!" Chu Wen said with a winkling eye.
"Don't, you can't afford to raise so much, haven't you heard that the huge pressure of life is a natural strong contraceptive?" Shen Ping said: "You can't learn from Xiao An, you are also transformed, look at others, look at you!"
"So you like Xiao An's like that? You like the kind that doesn't become thorough, not pure like me?" Chu Wenhong's face was full of surprise, but the fluctuations in her eyes betrayed her true thoughts, this idea was probably that Xiao Ping's taste was so heavy, it was great, some of them will play in the future, oops, I can't think about it too much, where is it going to be wet again.
"Come on, don't think I don't know that you have tried to hook up with someone Xiao An. Shen Ping said helplessly.
"Say, what the hell should I do, I definitely can't let you go like this!" It was useless to say anything here, Chu Wenhong simply wrapped two long black silk legs around Shen Ping's waist like a liar, and the white and sticky silk thread that came out of nowhere entwined the two of them. In this position, Chu Wenhong was tightly entangled with Shen Ping.
Shen Ping remembered that the person in front of him was the real Spider-Man!
In this position, whether Shen Ping wanted to or not, looking at the face that was close to him, coupled with the fact that this wrapping posture was too cruel for the one-step skirt, the inner lace wrapped in the black silk that it barely covered was exposed, which directly reacted to his body.
"Ah~~~~~~h
Shen Ping hurriedly covered Chu Wenhong's mouth and said, "Okay, okay, I'm convinced!" Shen Ping felt that a tragedy would definitely happen in his life if he went on like this!
"Really, great! From now on, you will be the guest of this queen!" Chu Wenhong said.
Shen Ping said: "How did I become the guest of the scene? Isn't it the actor?"
"How can there be a one-step love game, I also need someone to pursue it, first of all, I will give you special preferential treatment, so that you can cross the spare tire and become a guest of the curtain directly, you will be happy!" Chu Wenhong said.
In the face of Chu Wenhong's self-talk, Shen Ping sighed very calmly. I always feel that the guest is not a good word!
"As a reward for you......" Chu Wenhong untied the silk as she spoke, twisted her waist and put one leg on Shen Ping's shoulder: "I allow you to ** an hour every day!" said Chu Wenhong's face was full of infatuation.
“—_—|||” Shen Ping picked up Chu Wenhong's two legs, moved her away from him, threw her directly on the grass on the side, got up and walked towards Shi Lei.
"Darling......" Chu Wenhong shouted miserably in the back: "If it really doesn't work, it's a male partner, the first male partner, if you are the male protagonist directly, the story between us will be boring, Darling ......"
Shi Lei watched the interaction between the two and couldn't help but think of the sloppy girl standing next to the taxi that day!
The evening breeze blows the boys and girls on the bicycle, oh, that's my most precious youth......
At this time, a young man with a straw hat came to the top of the mountain with two bags of ingredients.
After throwing the ingredients to the chef, he turned around and ran to Xiao An excitedly, and said as he ran: "Xiao An, I thought of another trick just now, we are absolutely invincible in cooperation with each other, let's experiment!"
"Really, let's give it a try!" Xiao An, who is very obsessed with combat skills and tricks, forgot about his treasure shield being roasted as soon as he heard this!
Different from Liu Fei's two-day fishing and three-day drying nets, Shi Lei has been fully involved in the game since the day he became a player, and got acquainted with other players in the process of the game.
Today, Shi Lei finally scraped together enough points and used the points to buy a team system of ten people, so that these people can truly enjoy teamwork and share the benefits of the spoils, and everyone really belongs to a team from now on. So tonight, for the first time, I didn't go to brush the task, but prepared a barbecue on the hill in the park.