Chapter Twenty-Four: Everyday Trivia
Xu Zichen, who was pouring water and drinking in the kitchen, was about to cry in his heart at this time, isn't it just to drink a mouthful of soup, for Mao himself will be so sad, I think I drank a fake soup! Because this soup is so salty that it kills people, this is the salty soup hurts in the throat, and it hurts for three years in one mouth~ Woo woo, that's why you need a faucet to save the emergency! If you use star ratings, the saltiness grade: 5 stars!
Just when Xu Zichen was holding the faucet and feeling sorry for himself, the mobile phone rang at this time, Xu Zichen glanced at the caller ID, and answered the phone helplessly, "Yo, isn't this a missing person, my dear good relatives and feathers, you said that if you didn't occasionally post a Weibo dynamic message, I thought you had evaporated from the world, and the real bird flew away~"
"Hehe, my orange brother, it seems that you forgot my brother and I to the clouds, you actually dumped me here, you said you are embarrassed, but you have to talk about conscience~ You don't want to learn from the unscrupulous old fox in the group, brother, when I first met you, how pure you are, look at you now not only become treacherous and black-bellied!, but also a thief~ I suddenly felt that I shouldn't have made this call, woo~ My heart hurts! I didn't expect that I have been obediently studying my graduate course, and I can actually lie down and be shot..." The boy on the other end of the phone was like a machine gun, full of resentment and poisonous tongue, constantly complaining about Xu Zichen...
And Xu Zichen here is already a black line, he was complained about the hair in his heart, he unconsciously beat the drum in his heart, well, it seems that what the feather said is the truth, oh so much~ Playing routines with him, I'm not looking for death, if this feather belly is black and poisonous, I will feel panicked... Hmm, let's sincerely admit my mistake first, otherwise I will always be nagged by him in the future~
Thinking of this, Xu Zichen had no choice but to say with no confidence: "Mi Ah Nei, Xiao Yu, it's my brother's mistake, I shouldn't be so black-bellied with you, but what's the matter with you calling me?"
The boy on the other end of the phone snorted a few times arrogantly: "Brother, it's good that you know, if you blacken me like this, you will lose me in the future! ”
"What? Are you at my door?" Then why don't you just ring the doorbell and call me instead, it's just a superfluous move..."Xu Zichen asked in wonder
I only heard the boy on the other end of the phone quip: "Oh hehe, how do I know if it will disturb you, so I think it's better to call you first, be reliable, let you have a psychological preparation or something, so as not to let me see strange or embarrassing scenes, then I will be guilty~"
"Xiao Yu, are you sure you want to make such a sarcasm at me?" With the sound of the door opening, Xu Zichen's voice also sounded in the courtyard, looking at the boy opposite in front of him with a helpless expression,
"For the sake of my personal safety, I think it's better if I still don't take you in, I should let the group of black-bellied guys in the group rob you well, I heard that you were cheated a few days ago~ Hehe, it was also recorded as evidence... Xiao Yu, do you think I should go along with them~"
"Hey, don't mind, my brother, just the black belly you look like you're in the group now, don't fall into the well, I'll thank God, but Brother Orange, what's wrong with your hand?" Feather was halfway through when he found the bandage on Xu Zichen's hand, and couldn't help but step forward and ask worriedly, Xu Zichen said with a fine face: "I was injured a few days ago, and it will be fine in a few days, don't worry about me, you continue to talk about yours"
"Oh, brother, you also said, how innocent I was that day, I just had a rare bubble in the group, and I was tricked inexplicably, and you knew that those bad guys dug a pit for me to jump, and you just watched me jump in, brother, do you know how big the shadow area was in my heart at that time?" Feather looked at Xu Zichen with a resentful look and complained about the injuries he received in the group that day.
Xu Zichen: "...... Blame me? To be reasonable, you accidentally revealed how much deposit you have in your small treasury, they know that you are a local tyrant and they don't dig a pit for you, and at that time it was you who patted your chest arrogantly and said that as long as you come to play, I will eat and play... In the end, I was even covered by the transportation expenses.
You say you can blame me? Ale, no, I'm asking why you came to me? Why did you go to the next door again, and said, why did you come here because you can't live in the dormitory?" Xu Zichen finally asked on time,
The boy on the other side also had an expression of how to forget the serious things, and then said faintly: "Brother, don't you say that I forgot again, I really met a pit of roommates this time, and it's all tears when I talk too much~ And this crooked building is not a fine tradition brought out of the group, the daily crooked building, and in the end, it can be crooked back again, how good!"
“……… Well, that's right, Feather, your current situation is the so-called: I'm not afraid of meeting a god-like opponent, I'm afraid of meeting a pig-like teammate, you're a pig teammate~ Okay, let's talk in the house" Xu Zichen beckoned Feather and walked into the house.
Feather followed up and said, "Hehe, thank you, brother, but brother, you are also too good to me, knowing that I didn't have dinner, and specially ordered takeout." ”
Xu Zichen: ", that's my dinner, huh, how can this takeaway be in your hands?"
Feather smiled embarrassedly and said: "Hehe, I told the little brother who delivered food that I was your younger brother, and I reported your name, probably because I had an honest and kind face, so I left it to me."
Xu Zichen: "I'm dizzy, this takeaway brother is also drunk, I don't know how to call to confirm, it must be Xiaobai, hey, feathers, you can sit casually, I'll go to the kitchen to get chopsticks and bowls, do you want to have a bottle of wine?
"This can be there, I'm fine these days anyway, brother, we won't be drunk tonight," Feather echoed. After seeing that Feather was also interested in drinking, Xu Zichen went into the kitchen and took out the dishes and chopsticks, and when he was about to take the wine, Xu Zichen heard Feather shouting: "Wow, brother, why is there still ginseng chicken soup?"
Xu Zichen heard this secret scream, so he hurriedly ran out and shouted, "Don't drink it, that soup...", but it was too late, I saw that Feather's face changed several times like a chameleon, and finally directly looked like a vegetable, slumped on the sofa, Xu Zichen saw this and hurriedly handed him a bottle of yogurt, "Drink, this quenches your thirst, I just drank a stomach of water and it's useless."
After a bottle of yogurt and a bottle of water, Feather finally felt that he had come to life, and then looked at Xu Zichen with great grievance: "This soup is poisonous, brother, why didn't you remind me earlier, I suspect that I didn't drink soup, but a piece of salt, I want to know how such a salty thing is made now? Brother can't be you, right?"
Xu Zichen was stunned for a moment, and then said aggrievedly, "How can it be me, it was someone else who comforted me, so I was also recruited just now, before you came, didn't I just drink water there~ As for how such a strange product came out, I am also very curious, I can only say 666" Saying that, the two brothers studied this wonderful pot of soup while eating takeout~
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At this time, the picture jumps back to the dormitory of the young man, Taeyeon and Soon-gyu noisily returned to their dormitory, and as soon as they opened the door, they saw Pani sitting on the sofa pouting, like an abandoned little daughter-in-law, looking at Taeyeon with a resentful face: "Tae-gu, you didn't notify me when you went back to Seoul, if I hadn't seen your luggage in the dormitory, otherwise I wouldn't have known that you were back, but you actually went to play with Soon-gyu, don't you want me?"
Taeyeon's face turned embarrassed, and she hurriedly comforted her own wife: "Pani, I just wanted to inform you that you are coming, but I accidentally forgot it...
Crooked, I'm your little Yutai, I'm your little cutie, I love you in every move, as long as you like me, I'll kiss you when I come back~" Saying that, Taeyeon unconsciously started pumping and twisted her ass to compare love to Panini~
And Shun Gyu, who was on the side, disgusted to look at the two of them, and kept rubbing his arms, "You two are really enough, don't you be so tired all day long?"
Pani, who was in a good mood after receiving Taeyeon's love, said to Soon-gyu with her signature smile, "It's not annoying~ How can it be annoying, Taeko, I want to sleep with you today~"
Taeyeon: "Then you go wash up first, I'll talk to Soon-gyu about something and go back to the room~"
Seeing that Taeyeon nodded in agreement, Pani excitedly went back to the room to wash, and Soon-gyu asked with a question, "Little one, are you still okay?"
Taeyeon: "No, I just regret it a little, I added half a jar of salt to the soup, Soon-gyu, you say, will he drink it... It's a bad drink."
"Haha, little one, it turns out that the ingredients you added are salt, it's okay, it won't hurt your stomach, at most, it's just that Xu Zichen Xi keeps drinking water and running to the toilet today~ However, this Xu Zichen Xi is really indifferent~" Shungui joked with a smile as his captain.
Taeyeon's tangleled problem came out again: "That's what you say, I'm still a little worried."
Shun Gyu: "That's not easy, just call him in a few days, hmm, as for the excuse, get the thermos pot back~"
Taeyeon agreed at this time, "Well, yes, okay, thank you Shun-gyu, Pani, husband, I'm coming~" After speaking, he ran into his room happily, and Shun-gyu was full of black lines, this is the so-called crossing the river and demolishing the bridge? "Little one, you wait for me~" With Shun-gyu's high voice, the night is also deep~