32.Chapter 32: The thief who stole the underwear
You sit by the river and look at the scenery
People watching the scenery sit by the river and watch you
The setting sun adorns your face
But you decorate other people's dreams......
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Under the bright moonlight, the fox quacked in the courtyard, listening to Aunt Nuan's report, with a mocking face.
The maid Hua'er lowered her head and stood respectfully aside, listening to this timeless and picturesque poem in her ears, her eyes flowed and she was slightly moved.
"Hua'er, tonight you must scare that bastard out of the farts and cry dad and call mother, see how he pretends to chant poetry!"
The fox snorted coldly and commanded her angrily.
Hua'er said respectfully: "Miss don't worry, tonight I promise to let you hear his frightened screams and cries, and the slave will live up to Miss's expectations." ”
Aunt Nuan also smiled beside her: "It's just a mortal, Miss is waiting, Hua'er's means are not something that kid can afford." ”
Fox quack looked up at the house opposite, with an expression of impatience on his face.
The night is getting thicker, and the moon is like snow.
In the room, Yan Yuchen was sitting cross-legged on the bed flipping through the ancient book, and Qingya was floating beside him to read it meticulously.
After the cultivation methods of the first stage of out-of-body were all in his mind, Yan Yuchen began to calm down and close his eyes to cultivate, while Qingya stayed by the side expectantly.
If Yan Yuchen could succeed in cultivating, it would naturally be of great help to him.
The first step out of the body is to let the soul of the earth out of the body, cultivate on its own, and cultivate into a delicate and clear soul, which is considered successful.
Yan Yuchen began to meditate according to the cultivation method of Qingya translation.
At first, there was no movement, and after an hour, he still couldn't feel the movement of the soul entering the ground, and he was a little impatient in his heart, but his inward gaze inadvertently saw the bead in his body.
His heart suddenly moved, and he tried to urge the heat flow emitted by the orb, and began to follow the meridians upwards, leading to the acupuncture points above his head that had been blocked into the earth soul.
The cold acupoint just now suddenly became hot, and a mysterious power began to stir in his mind.
According to the records of that ancient book, this is a sign that the soul of the earth is beginning to sprout.
Yan Yuchen was overjoyed in his heart, and continued to urge those hot currents to rush to his mind, and at the same time, he imagined a ladder to the sky in his consciousness, and he was climbing up the ladder to the sky step by step.
White clouds are swirling and the sky is vast.
When you reach the last layer of the stairs, the balls in your body spin faster and faster, and the mysterious heat flow rushes like a tide.
"Boom!"
I don't know how long it took, my mind suddenly emptied, as if it had been chaotic for a long time and suddenly opened up, and it was like a black cloud that had been pressed for a long time, and suddenly the sun was shining, and it was suddenly bright in front of me!
"Childe, you ......"
Qingya suddenly saw Yan Yuchen's soul floating out of his head, and was startled, could this be the soul out of the body that was said in the ancient books?
However, the ancient books clearly said that if you want to enter the earth and go out of the body, you have to cultivate for at least half a year, this kind of cultivation speed is too appalling, right?
Yan Yuchen floated lightly on the ceiling, looking down at his body, still sitting cross-legged on the bed, his face was calm and his demeanor was calm.
"So it's an out-of-body experience. ”
He controlled the light soul and floated down, and punched the green teeth below, "bang", like a solid punch of flesh on a person's body, full of substance.
Qingya got up from the ground in embarrassment, and said with a look of fear: "Childe, where is Qingya wrong, why are you beating me?"
Yan Yuchen smiled and said, "I just want to try my soul to hit your soul, it looks pretty good." ”
Qingya suddenly looked aggrieved, but had to admire enviously: "Childe's soul is really strong, it is said that the soul that has just come out of the body is very weak, and it may disperse when the wind blows, but Childe's soul is so strong, it is incredible." ”
Yan Yuchen touched his face and body, and secretly said in his heart: It should be because of the bead in my body, although I am now a soul, it seems that I can still use those mysterious heat currents.
"Okay, let's stop slapping on the back, let's go, let's go out for a walk, I have to punish the evil and promote the good, hurry up and cultivate this earth-entering soul." ”
Yan Yuchen now felt that he could float and fly around like green teeth, and he was quite excited in his heart, and after floating in the room with great interest for a while, he was ready to go out through the wall.
At this moment, Qingya grabbed him, pointed to the window, and said with a strange expression: "Childe, look, there seems to be a beautiful woman peeping at you." ”
Yan Yuchen turned around to look, and sure enough, on the steps outside the window, there was a stunning girl in a pink skirt floating at some point, looking at his body sitting on the bed with a cold face.
"Is she a soul too?"
Yan Yuchen asked strangely.
Qingya's eyes were complicated, and he said with some horror: "Childe, that's not a soul, it seems to be a monster that has become a spirit, let's be careful." ”
Yan Yuchen was stunned when he heard this, and said, "Then can she see us?"
Qingya shook her head and said, "She should only be able to see your body, and as for the soul, she can't see it unless she uses the secret method." ”
Hua'er looked out the window for a while, feeling a little strange Yan Yuchen's behavior, he didn't sleep in the middle of the night, why did he sit in bed.
"Is this guy sitting and sleeping?"
After waiting for a while, seeing that Yan Yuchen was still sitting motionless on the bed, she was a little impatient, and she held it on the windowsill with one hand, and her slender and delicate body fell in lightly.
"Hey!"
Hua'er shouted vigilantly, seeing that Yan Yuchen still didn't move, she was finally sure that this guy was asleep.
She suddenly sneered, walked to the bed, and snorted coldly: "You damn guy, you dare to steal Miss's golden pill, I have to scare you to death tonight!"
With that, close your eyes and start casting.
"Jin Dan?"
Yan Yuchen in the corner of the wall was secretly shocked in his heart, could it be that the bead in my body is the Jin Dan she said in her mouth, and who is her young lady?
"Childe, this little goblin wants to transform and scare you, what should we do?"
Qingya said anxiously on the side.
Yan Yuchen pondered for a moment and said, "You first conjure the most terrifying appearance and stay in front of her body, she will definitely be startled by you as soon as she opens her eyes, I will immediately return to the body and wake up, and then deal with her." ”
Qingya agreed, and immediately transformed, turning into a ghostly and terrifying face floating in front of the girl.
Yan Yuchen floated up and quickly burrowed into his body.
Hua'er cast a spell and transformed into a skull with bloodshot eyes, but as soon as she opened her eyes, a terrifying face full of blood suddenly appeared in front of her, and she was suddenly frightened and screamed, her body trembled, and she fell to the ground.
She hurriedly stood up and prepared to cast a spell, but Yan Yuchen, who was sitting on the bed, suddenly came to his senses, got up and hugged her body, pressed it on the bed, and beat her hard with a fist, scolding while beating: "Let you still steal my brother's underwear, now I was finally caught by my brother!"
Hua'er was stunned in an instant, and just about to fight back, Yan Yuchen punched her on the chest and said angrily: "It turns out that she is still a female thief!
As he spoke, his fists shone brightly, and he actually used the power of the beads in his body.
Hua'er was ashamed and angry, and wanted to kill him, but she suddenly felt the mana of Miss Jindan, and she suddenly woke up, Miss said that this bastard's body was connected to Jindan, and he couldn't use his mana to hit him at all, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.
Her heart was full of grievances, her face was full of scars, and her chest was punched several times, but she had to struggle to get up and flee.
She really didn't dare to fight back.
The young lady has cultivated the golden pill for thousands of years in the body of this bastard, and she has to throw a rat bogey.
"The little female thief who stole the underwear! Where to run! Give the underwear back to my brother!"
Yan Yuchen saw that this little goblin didn't dare to resist and run away in panic, and his heart suddenly became more confident, and he chased to the window to show off his might while shouting.
"Childe is mighty! Childe is awesome! The little admiration for Childe is like a surging river, endless, and like the Yellow River overflowing, out of control......
Qingya immediately followed behind and slapped his ass violently.
In the small courtyard next to him, the fox was sitting under the peach blossom tree talking to Aunt Nuan, his eyes looked at Yan Yuchen's residence from time to time, and he said impatiently: "Aunt Nuan, the flowers have been in for so long, why haven't you heard the scream of that little bastard." ”
Aunt Nuan smiled slightly: "Wait a minute, the flowers should still be casting spells, Miss rest assured, that kid will definitely be scared half to death this time, maybe he won't even be able to go to school tomorrow." ”
The fox quacked and said with a gloating face: "Hmph, let him be cheap, let him provoke Miss Ben, it's better to make that bastard's shit and urine cry!"
At this moment, a white shadow suddenly fell from the courtyard wall, knelt in front of her in embarrassment, and cried: "Miss, the flowers are incompetent, the flowers should be damned, please punish the young lady...... Whining...... That little bastard is so hateful, and ask the young lady to call the shots for the flowers, woo woo woo woo ......"
The two looked at it in shock, the little girl who was still in business was in a good mood before, but at this moment, she suddenly had a hair that was scattered, her nose was blue and her face was swollen, and her small appearance was miserable......
"Flowers, you are ......"
"Woo, miss, the slave was beaten by that bastard, and the beating was so bad, and the bastard also beat the slave's chest, woo woo woo......"
“……”
Fox Quack and Aunt Nuan opened their mouths and looked at each other.