Chapter 985: Assassination Again [Second Update]
If the situation allows, even Yan Ning wants to go on stage and give each of them a big mouth: With such exaggerated acting skills, is it playing the audience for fools?
Everyone is not stupid, Zhang Daofeng's palm just now was obviously soft and had no strength, and Yihu's acting was too obvious.
Yihu screamed for a while, and got up again, obviously not injured at all, but pretended to wipe the blood marks on the corner of his mouth: "Good you Zhang Daofeng, thanks to our acquaintance, you actually treated me so ruthlessly! Since this is the case, then don't blame me for being ruthless!"
Zhang Daofeng hooked his fingers at Yihu, Yihu rushed forward and punched out softly, this punch is even more exaggerated, not to mention the cultivators, even if a three-year-old child comes, he can easily dodge it, but Zhang Daofeng just didn't dodge, after being hit by the fist, he took more than a dozen steps back, holding his chest with one hand and shouting: "Wow! Brother Yihu, your Taoism is really too strange and unpredictable, this punch seems to be weak, but in fact, my internal organs are going to be shattered by you! Fortunately, my Heavenly Master's divine power protects the body! Look at my move!"
If you have to describe the behavior of the two of them at this time, everyone thinks of the folk old man who can't walk fast on the road, and is playing Tai Chi in the park.
Finally, some viewers couldn't bear it:
"Damn, what the hell, when we're stupid!"
"That's right! Don't waste time, let's fight! Otherwise we're going to get a refund!"
"Well, it looks like we didn't buy tickets in the first place......"
The two Yihu naturally heard everyone's shouts, the two looked at each other and smiled, stopped their movements at the same time, and said to Jiang Qingguang on the stage: "Hey, the Taoism of the two of us is too similar, I am afraid that the Year of the Monkey and Ma Yue will be able to distinguish the winner and loser, I think it is better for you to give a tie!"
Jiang Qingguang's face was embarrassed, but Jiang Yunhe, who was already leaving, immediately rushed back and said seriously: "It's really inseparable, I think both of you should be promoted directly, with the strength of the two, no one dares to say anything!"
Yihu was stunned for a moment, he didn't understand why Jiang Yunhe, who was still competing with him just now, suddenly started to help himself at this time.
But it is not a bad thing to be able to advance together, and the two laughed and walked down the Ascension.
The audience was speechless, although the strength of the two was undoubted, but this rogue style of play invisibly added a strong opponent to the other contestants who passed the first level.
The first day of the competition ended in this farce, Yan Ning stood up and said to Huang Yexiong beside him: "I'll go back first, you let Jiang Yunhe come to my yard immediately after he finishes his work!"
"Yes!Altar Master!" Huang Yexiong nodded.
Yan Ning yawned, stretched out his hand, and arrogantly stepped on the flying sword and flew out, of course, what he summoned was not the Kunwu sword, but the other flying swords he had obtained from Han Zheng before.
After returning to the residence, Yan Ning was not idle, he took a turn around the residence, and set up some ordinary alarm formations, he didn't want to be disturbed by others tonight, if it was Yihu, it would be fine, if other guys came to trouble Han Zheng one after another, would Yan Ning still want to sleep?
Jiang Yunhe was afraid that he would be entangled in everything, so he didn't come to see Yan Ning until the evening, Yan Ning was impatient to wait, so he washed up early and prepared to go to bed, but in order to prevent Jiang Yunhe from suddenly visiting, Yan Ning did not take off his disguise.
The lights went out, the room was pitch black, and as soon as Yan Ning lay on the bed, his whole body stiffened.
If he was not mistaken, it was as if there was a man lying on his bed at this time.
Yan Ning's movements stopped, and he didn't dare to turn his head and asked, "Ahem...... Why did you come to my bed?"
A delicate voice came from behind him: "Altar master, the little girl is sent by the head of Jiang's sect and specially came to serve you......"
Yan Ning's heart moved, and he secretly laughed that Jiang Yunhe was quite careful, but the heart of guarding against people was indispensable, Yan Ning naturally couldn't follow Jiang Yunhe's wishes, so he immediately said coldly: "I don't need to serve, leave here immediately." ”
"Altar Master...... What's wrong with you, is it a little woman and I ......"
The girl behind him was only halfway through speaking, Yan Ning suddenly felt a coldness, he didn't need to turn his head at all, he knew that the comer was not good, and hurriedly rolled in front of a donkey, and sure enough, a sword qi flew past his ear!
"Who!"
Yan Ning couldn't help but shout.
"The one who took your dog's life!"
In the dark, the woman snorted coldly, and the sword light flew towards Yan Ning again, Yan Ning felt that this sword qi was obviously not weak, so he didn't dare to resist, so he could only dodge again.
For more than a dozen rounds in a row, Yan Ning didn't make a move, although the woman was powerful, but she couldn't help Yan Ning for a while, at the moment when the woman took out the sword, Yan Ning saw the flaw, grabbed it with her empty hands, and grabbed two soft parts like buns!
"Ahh
The girl suddenly cried out, and Yan Ning hurriedly withdrew her hand: "I'm sorry! I'm used to it! This is my instinctive reaction!"
This is not to blame Yan Ning, this is really an instinctive reaction, Yan Ning is now unarmed, and when he sees a flaw, of course he grabbed it with his hands as soon as possible, who knows...... Ahem!
At the same time, Yan Ning also felt a little strange in his heart, this feeling was ...... Familiar!
Yan Ning seemed to hear the sound of a woman gritting her teeth, and he hurriedly said, "Don't be in a hurry to fight first, we may have some misunderstanding!"
The enemy of the enemy is the friend, maybe this woman knows herself?
"Come less! You Han Zheng is my old enemy in this life, if I don't kill you for a day, I will use your life to pay tribute to my dead fiancé!!"
Yan Ning was stunned for a moment, dare to love Han Zheng killed this woman's fiancé? That matter is really big, you must know that if a woman complains, even God has to retreat, not to mention that Yan Ning is not Han Zheng now, and he can't bear to be cruel to her!
But there is no way to go on like this, Yan Ning decided to subdue this woman first, go back and find a place to lock it up, and when the Immortal Ascension Conference is over, it will not be too late to explain things clearly.
So, Yan Ning hurriedly summoned Han Zheng's flying sword and said, "Girl, if you don't forgive me anymore, don't blame me for being unkind!"
"Hmph, you might as well try it!"
Yan Ning sighed, it seemed that he still had to be hard: "Ten Thousand Sword Technique!"
"The Jade Emperor has a few edicts, and the law is true. The golden light is intertwined, shining brightly. I have broken the soul and subdued all souls. Thousands of demons and gods!"
As soon as the woman's mantra was pronounced, Yan Ning was dumbfounded, wasn't this mantra the Yitang White Tiger Slash of the Heavenly Dao Yitang? What is the origin of this woman, how can she even know this Dao technique?!
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