One Hundred and Fifty-Three: Slap Crazy (Ask for subscription, add 2/8 for the helmsmen)

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Wang Xiaojun looked at a loss, and said with a sad face: "Brother Zhang, spare me." Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info I will do whatever you ask me to do. ”

Zhang Dongjun saw that Wang Xiaojun was scared like this, and he didn't want to tease him, so he said lightly: "Remember what you said, and donate the money to the disaster area tomorrow." If you let me know that you didn't fulfill it, I'll come tomorrow to take your dog's life!"

When Wang Xiaojun heard this, he hurriedly thanked him: "Thank you Brother Zhang for not killing, I will donate the money tomorrow, and then burn two truckloads of money for you."

Zhang Dongjun saw that the time for the night talisman was almost up, and walked out of the room directly.

Wang Xiaojun was murderous, how could Zhang Dongjun let him go like this. It's just a matter of letting him live a few more days.

And Wang Xiaojun kept trembling in the room, almost frightened, and couldn't recover for a long time.

Leaving Wang Xiaojun's room, Zhang Dongjun put on a pirated version of the night talisman again, this time he came to Hikawa Tsunasaka's room, put his ear on the door and listened, there was no sound inside, he quietly opened the door.

I saw Hikawa Tsunasaka wearing a small pair of pants and sitting at the computer desk with headphones, looking at the screen with a lewd smile.

Zhang Dongjun walked over curiously, because he was wearing headphones, he didn't hear the sound of the door opening and footsteps, and looked at the computer screen, it turned out that he was watching the live broadcast. And it's the kind that belongs to the 10.8 prohibitions.

"Wang Xiaojun is doing a job, this guy is watching the live broadcast. There's not a fucking good thing. Zhang Dongjun secretly cursed in his heart.

Hikawa Tsunasaka stared at the screen while typing the anchor with his fingers on the keyboard, with a lewd expression on his face.

Although Wang Xiaojun was spared, this Japanese man was not so lucky.

Hikawa Tsunasaka saw that the anchor on the screen was dancing a glamorous dance, and his hand unconsciously reached into the crotch of his pants, completely unaware that a pair of eyes were staring at him behind him.

"Damn! Zhang Dongjun put his hand on his shoulder and pulled it hard, and suddenly Hikawa Tsunasaka's whole person flew out.

"Who is Yaga?" Hikawa Tsunasaka sat on the ground, looking around vigilantly.

But the room was empty, which made him look a little scared.

As soon as he wanted to get up, Zhang Dongjun stepped on his body, without saying a word, holding his chin with one hand, and began to slap him with the other.

Poor Hikawa Tsunasaka's few teeth that had just been filled last time were knocked out again.

"Are you a human or a ghost?" Hikawa Tsunasaka had a frightened expression on his face.

Zhang Dongjun didn't speak, and the slap on his hand never stopped.

"Let your kid be scared, let your kid be an accomplice, let your kid find someone to kill me, let your kid ......" Zhang Dongjun thought in his heart, while constantly smoking Hikawa Tsunasaka.

A few minutes later, Hikawa Tsunasaka was tragic again, this hand strength, this sourness, he will never forget it for the rest of his life.

"Woo, Zhang Dongjun?" At this time, Hikawa Tsunasaka's face was already swollen like a pig's head, and he said hesitantly.

Zhang Dongjun glanced at him with disdain, and then a hand knife slashed at his neck, causing him to faint.

Taking advantage of the fact that the nocturnal talisman did not fail, Zhang Dongjun flew directly from the window on the second floor and jumped down, and the two bodyguards were still standing quietly in front of the door.

I didn't know that the master I was protecting had been scared half to death.

"Damn, it's so cool!" Zhang Dongjun came to the side of the road, tore off the pirated version of the nocturnal talisman, and shouted.

Then I flagged down a taxi and rushed back to the old town.

Back at home, the second lamp was still engraved with the rune. The little Taoist priest was playing with the calf, and when he saw Zhang Dongjun coming back, he greeted him with a smile: "What's going on with the date?" Zhang Dongjun ignored him and walked directly into the bathroom and took a shower.

When he came out,

The little Taoist priest sat on the bed and hugged the calf, and said with a wicked smile: "Seeing that your kid took a bath as soon as he got home, he knew that he definitely didn't have a room with his girlfriend." Why are you two going so late? Tell me, I'm curious. ”

"...... we spent the afternoon walking around the street and had another meal together. By the way, I also picked up a free apprentice for the two of you. Zhang Dongjun simply and clearly explained what happened this afternoon.

As soon as the little Taoist priest heard that there was an apprentice, he immediately cheered up: "Is it a female apprentice or a male apprentice?"

Zhang Dongjun glanced at him: "Then do you want to be a female apprentice or a male apprentice?"

The little Taoist priest Dong Guilei smiled, with an expression that you understand.

Zhang Dongjun shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "Man, I am still a Japanese, if you have to worship me as a teacher, I don't know anything, I can only ask you if you accept it." ”

He then began to take out his suitcase and fill it with a change of clothes.

The little Taoist shook his head vigorously: "No, my Taoism is too low, and I am not qualified to accept apprentices at all." ”

Erdeng also shook his head: "Oh Mida Buddha, the conditions for the old man to accept disciples, unless he takes refuge in my Buddha, he will not accept it." ”

Zhang Dongjun saw that there was no way for the two of them to accept it, anyway, he was going to his hometown tomorrow, there were only two people in this house, the little Taoist priest and the second lamp, and when the time came, they didn't have anything to do.

After a day of shopping, he was also a little tired, in order to get up early tomorrow, Zhang Dongjun packed up his clothes and lay on the bed and fell asleep slowly.

The next day, the early morning sunlight poured into the house through the windows.

Zhang Dongjun had finished washing, not only went downstairs to buy breakfast for the two of them, but also went to the kitchen to order a bowl of noodles and send them to the Jade Emperor.

After inking with the Jade Emperor for a while, he fed the calf by the way.

He felt like a housewife who had to feed so many mouths every day.

Especially Erdeng and Xiao Taoist, if Zhang Dongjun doesn't cook at noon, these two guys can be so lazy that they eat one meal a day.

As the little Taoist priest said: "As long as you don't die of hunger, you can get used to it when you're hungry, and you can exercise your willpower." ”

After everything was done, Zhang Dongjun took out his mobile phone and dialed Ning Zhiyun's phone.

"Hey, Zhiyun, I'm ready. When are you coming?"

Listening to the voice from Ning Zhiyun's side, it should be on the road, and there are car horns around it.

"I'll be there soon, you go and wait for me on the side of the road. Ning Zhiyun hung up the phone after speaking.

When Zhang Dongjun left, he left 3,000 yuan, and asked Erdeng to buy more supplements for the little Taoist priest to replenish his body in the past few days. His only fear was that the two guys would be bickering.

However, after a few days of getting along, the two lights and the little Taoist priest became tacitly compatible.

Walking out of the room and down the stairs, the Mid-Autumn Festival is approaching and all the residents of the old city are starting to get busy.

Zhang Dongjun walked out of the old city with a small suitcase, and saw Ning Zhiyun's Audi car from a distance. (To be continued.) )