Chapter 423
On the way back to base
Now there is only one of the thirteen Taibao of the Jujiao Sect, and Ba'er seems to be unsatisfied, he turned his head and saw the young generals, pondered for a while, and then asked: "Just now, you people who are watching the excitement, has anyone snorted me?"
"What do you mean?" Leng Wuya asked with a serious face. As a commander-in-chief, he naturally went on when something happened.
"Oh, nothing. Ba'er shook his head self-deprecatingly and said: "Actually, you outsiders don't 'bah' or 'bah' me, I really go to my heart, you don't see it, just now, those colleagues of mine called buddies are all 'bah', how am I about them? ”
"Why do you want to drop a Wang~~" As soon as the black dog Leng Mastiff Mo heard Ba'er's provocative words, the dog's stomach couldn't be filled with four taels of hot oil: "Listen to what you mean, Wangwang, I want to find a fault, how do you drop?
"What kind of attitude is this?" Ba'er was naturally very dissatisfied: "What are you looking for, what are you, I don't know, I think you're a dog." ”
"It's tolerable, the dog can't bear it, Wangwang. Leng Mastiff Mo was furious, put his hands together, jumped on his feet, and first came to his own unique 'Dry Dog Boxing' first style 'Vicious Dog Pounce'.
"Wow, why do you still say that you are in a hurry to fight?" Ba'er hurriedly dodged, and then held a pot in one hand. One hand seemed to be pinching a cup, and he started a 'drunken fist'.
'Papapa~~' dozens of moves passed in the blink of an eye, Leng Mastiff Mo did not take the slightest advantage, judging from the battle situation, Ba'er was obviously much higher than Leng Mastiff.
"Don't hit Wangwang" Leng Mastiff Mo was the first to be scared, he sat on the ground with a plop, sticking out his tongue and panting violently, looking tired.
"That's right" Ba'er also accepted the move, he was indeed very calm, and his face was neither red nor white, it seemed that he didn't consume much physical strength at all. The kung fu is indeed a lot higher than that of the cold mastiff.
Ba'er said patiently: "It's okay for you to 'bah'. It's okay if there's no 'bah', it's good if there's no 'bah', and if it's not good, I'm just going to ask casually? Is it not okay for me to be a Taibao? ”
"Wang Wang~~" Leng Mastiff pouted and said, "Your Taibao is not for us." Barking. We don't have any Taibao. Alas, by the way, Wang Wang, by the way, what is the relationship between you, the Taibao, and the Queen Mother?"
"Then you still need to ask?" Ba'er said disdainfully: "This Taibao." It's all young men, then the Queen Mother is different, the Queen Mother is all old ladies, hey, don't care about these, I know that I am a Taibao, I am a Taibao wherever I go, I am a Taibao if I don't drink, and I am even more Taibao when I drink. ”
"See?" Leng Zhongxiao said to Leng Wuya: "Demons are demons, why are demons? ”
"Hmm" Leng Wuya nodded in agreement, then shook his head again and said: "But except for this Ba'er, the demons in front of him are nothing, after all, I haven't grinded this Ba'er, it seems that this Ba'er is the most grinding in the demons." ”
"Wine is bold and courageous" Leng Zhong said with a smile: "In fact, the most abrasive person in the world is the drunk person, well, no, I think it is the most appropriate person who drinks alcohol, you look at this Ba'er, it is absolutely the past that can be said." ”
"What's the wife and the baby? What's the matter with the two of you? Wang, go to your Taibao, Wangwang" Leng Mastiff Mo said.
"Where are I going to go to the Taibao?" Ba'er said stubbornly: "Wherever I go, I'm the Taibao"
The dispute between Leng Mastiff Mo and the Eighth Taibao Ba'er of the Jujiao is ongoing, and it can be seen that no one will be relentless
Leng Mastiff Mo said: "Then you should hurry up and go Wangwang, so that the dog master will see you upset, Wangwang, you, quickly disappear in front of the dog master and me, smell the smell of alcohol in your body, commit a crime, you, commit a crime, oh, the crime of drunk driving, yes, you ****** drunk driving, Wang." ”
"What do you mean?" Ba'er wondered: "Did I recruit you to provoke you?" Did you make a mistake? Tell you, although I drank a little wine, but I don't have a car, sue me for drunk driving, hum, there is no door, besides, or that sentence, I recruited you to provoke you?"
"Of course you're provoking me, Wang. Leng Mastiff said: "You know what's going on, and, whine." ”
Leng Mastiff Mo was crying, and his tears were about to come down.
"What's going on?" Bai Shi leaned over to his brother Bai Ling and asked, "I look very entangled, your Momo seems to have been greatly wronged. ”
"Hmm" Bai Ling nodded yes, he actually felt very puzzled, what is this ramen, why is it only him and that Ba'er endless? Bai Ling decided that it is better to ask, he can't let his pet have any psychological burden.
"What's the matter? Mastiff Mo. Bai Ling walked up to Leng Mastiff Mo and asked with concern: "You don't seem to have anything to do with this Ba'er, is he bullying you, in fact, I have already seen it." ”
Bai Ling said with annoyance: "Actually, I have already seen it, this Ba'er, hmph, didn't provoke you at all." ”
"Little lord wow, woo wang wang~~" This time Leng Mastiff Mo cried: "You don't understand Momo's mood at the moment, what kind of Ba'er Wang Wang, it's him, that's what he said, Wang Wang, what he said." ”
"What did he say?" Bai Ling's doubts intensified, but he couldn't help but feel a little distressed when he saw that Leng Mastiff Mo was really crying, so he reached out and wiped Leng Mastiff's dog tears, and comforted: "You tell the little master, what did he say, don't worry, no matter what he said, or didn't say anything, we don't have the same knowledge as him, he, he belongs to the drunken and immoral, nonsense, drunk dreams and death, and mad dogs bite people." ”
"Woo la Wang~~' Hearing Bai Ling's words, Leng Mastiff Mo was even more sad, and he said angrily: "He is not a mad dog, where is he worthy of being a dog, is a dog what ordinary people say to be? But now, little master, Wang, I, your dog Momo Dog is going to become a mad dog, Wang, I want to bite that Ba'er to death, bite Ba'er to death, bite him to death, Wangwang. ”
"Why don't you just drink some wine, why do you bite me to death?" I also feel full of doubts. What the hell is going on?
"Yes?" Bai Ling asked with concern: "Why do you want to bite him to death?" But didn't you just see it? He has a big brother named Mi'er. That's ......."
"I'm not afraid," Leng Mastiff Mo said firmly.
"I'm not afraid," Bai Ling echoed.
"I'm afraid" Ba'er leaned over and echoed: "I'm not afraid that you will bite me to death, I'm afraid that I won't drink alcohol, as a Taibao with a hobby, I must be afraid." Do you understand the Taibao? After all, the official title of the Taibao is considered a cadre, you know? I just want you to understand that this Taibao is for being a person, not for a bah, and those Taibao are all gone, and they are going well, who let them be the Taibao 'bah' I, the same Taibao as them, do you know where they have gone? Hmph, I know you won't know, but I can tell you, where have they gone? Yes, they know that they have made mistakes, and they have found a place to repent, these can be put aside first, what I am most concerned about at the moment is, you 'bah' or 'bah' me?
"You give me a pew, get out of the way," Leng Mastiff Mo jumped up angrily.
"yes, get out of the way. Bai Ling echoed.
"Why do you say that you want to kill the dog first and then rape it, or, rape first and then kill, um, or, while killing and raping, you are making a plate of dog meat stewed tofu, burning dog hooves, and stir-frying dog hair?"
"Ahahahaha~~" Ba'er laughed: "This is my dog for Shi'er, and it has nothing to do with you, which heart are you hurting? ”
"Why doesn't it matter? Why doesn't it matter? Wang, we have a dog hair relationship. Leng Mastiff Mo said.
"I don't understand" Ba'er shook his head and said, "I don't know what bullshit you have to do with our Taibao Shi'er of the Ju Sect?"
"Who knows your Taibao Shi'er, ah, Wang," Leng Mastiff Mo said angrily: " People are not rare to see your stinky ten, people are rare to be stinky ten dogs, I am also with you, ah Wang, I not only have a relationship with dog hair, but also have a relationship with bullshit, so I don't allow you to bully you, you are not allowed to kill it first and then rape, or, rape first and then kill, um, or, while killing and raping, while making a plate of dog meat stewed tofu, burning dog hooves, fried dog hair, absolutely not allowed Wang, do you think dogs are easy to bully? Tell you to remember, dogs are definitely not easy to bully, absolutely not, dogs are not good? Dogs are much more fun than you devils, you think you are the devil Taibao is very great, hum, he Wangwang, in my eyes you are not as good as these dogs, you can be a Taibao, but you must not be a dog, why Wangwang, because the dog is much stronger than your so-called Taibao, a lot more, more, ah, phew. ”
"You're 'bah' me" Ba'er listened to it sincerely, he angrily took out the wine sac leather bag, opened the stopper, and poured several large mouthfuls of yellow soup or white wine, and then he stuffed the stopper and put the wine bag back into his clothes.
"You're going to me, I have to get it back. Ba'er shouted a 'phew' at Leng Mastiff, and then snorted away as if he had completed his mission.
"See?" Leng Zhong pointed to the empty road and said with a smile to Leng Wuya: "Just now, there were still demons dancing around, how pure are they now, in fact, these demons are all rabble, they only care about their own enjoyment, and they never have a collective concept, look, just this one 'bah' word, these demons have been scattered as birds and beasts, now it's okay, there is no way to get in the way." ”
"Yes, that's right, now it's okay, we can save Xiao Yu, let's go. Leng Wuya said with relief.
base
Leng Jue took the children away, the momentum was no less than going to the battlefield, and the old man Leng laughed at them, and the old man Leng pointed to his back and said to the old man Li: "Look at him like that, where does he look like a grandfather, and he is becoming more and more unstable." ”
Old man Li looked at Old Man Leng: "Leng Jue doesn't talk much, I can't hear him say a few words all day long, and his work efficiency is still high, everything is handled in an orderly manner, where can I see that he is not stable? I think he is about to become a little old man." ”
Old Man Leng laughed: "That's not what I said, just this matter, if it was put before the end of the world, he would not do anything, and before the end of the world, you haven't seen what Leng Jue looks like, giving people the feeling that it is just like the domineering president written in the little book they brought us now." ”
When Old Man Leng said this, Old Man Li asked him with a smile: "Ah Nan, what were you like before, and how did you feel to them?"
Old Man Leng thought for a while and said: "On the battlefield, in the army, they all said that I was too serious, but after I retreated, I became a good old man who was easy to talk to, and I was soft-hearted. ”
Hearing what Old Man Leng said, Old Man Li stretched out his hand and held Old Man Leng's hand: "It's been so long since this happened, why are you still obsessed with it." ”
Old Man Leng smiled: "I can't get over the hurdle in my heart now, I don't understand, everyone is human, why is it so different." ”
Old man Li sighed when he heard this: "Ah Nan, don't think about it, think about it, we are all human beings, but some people have become supernatural and have absolute strength, while some people have become zombies, Ah Nan, tell me, can people be the same? ”
Hearing Old Man Li's peace of mind, Old Man Leng nodded: "You're right, I'm a little bit of a bull." ”
Old man Li stood up and said: "This Leng Jue ran to Xiaomin and their trip, and made so many new dishes for us, so that we all ate too much, if they put their minds on eating again, we will not be able to walk by then, so we will have to go out for a walk to digest and digest food." ”
After speaking, he looked at the children who stayed behind and wanted to go out with them, and said to them: "You don't have to always stay with me when you are fine, you can go to your father-in-law to be courteous." Let me tell you, if any of you can get Li Nian's child, grandpa will be rewarded. ”
A few small ones blushed when they heard this, the little rabbit was the most shy, and now they didn't dare to look up at people, looking at the beautiful young men, with red faces, standing there helpless, it was really festive, Old Man Li was happy when he saw it, and he didn't want to give them the stairs at all. (To be continued.) )