The internal selection competition of the Red May Literary and Art Performance Department of Jiangnan University is scheduled to be held on Saturday afternoon, although it is only an internal selection competition, but it is very formal, from the stage to the judges to the host, the audience is all the students of the performance department, in addition, because the performance department has already posted propaganda posters under the major dormitory buildings of the school, there are also many students from other departments to watch the performance, and there are no less than 500 teachers and students in the small drama hall. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

There are a total of eight classes of students in the four grades of the whole performance department, a total of 23 sketch programs, approaching the graduation season, the senior students have more experience in finding a job, and only three sketches are registered in the two classes of the senior year, and the other three grades have prepared three to four sketches in addition to the Tang and Song classes.

Because it is an official competition, the order of the program performance naturally cannot be in accordance with the order of the class one by one, but through the backstage lottery to determine the order of play, Tang and Song Dynasty their class is not lucky, "The Earl of Oolong Mountain" actually drew the first to play, and another sketch "Washing Feet" drew the fifteenth order.

Ten minutes before the start of the official competition, the actors of "Jesus of Earl of Oolong Mountain" had all put on makeup, and Tang Song was doing the final mobilization work for them backstage.

"Students, don't be nervous when you go on stage, we are the first to play, although the pressure is very high, but I believe that you will definitely be able to mobilize the atmosphere of the audience, come on, everyone!"

"Come on!" the students gathered around and cheered loudly.

Tang Song returned to the front desk and chatted with Xu Xuan, the student union of the college was the main organizer of the internal selection competition of the performance department, Xu Xuan was fully responsible as the instructor, Tang Song came out of the student union, and naturally had to chat for a while when he saw his old colleagues.

"Teacher Tang, your class is not very lucky, you are the first to play, how is it, are you confident?" Xu Xuan asked with a smile.

Although Tang Song is no longer in the student union, after all, in an academy, he can often meet each other, so he doesn't have many students.

"It's okay, I watched them rehearse once two days ago, and the effect is not bad, as long as they can play normally today, I don't think the results should be too bad. Tang Song replied with a smile.

"Oh, Mr. Tang, aren't you here for those two places?" Xu Xuan looked incredulous, "According to what I know about you, you must be going for Red May, right?"

"That's the goal, yes, but it's not up to us to decide whether we can be selected or not, right? Tang Song said with a smile, "After all, they are only freshmen, and they have just begun to learn about acting, and they need to improve in many aspects." ”

"When did Teacher Tang become so modest?" Xu Xuan chuckled, "This is not like the teacher Tang Song Tang I know who chose a few big boys in various colleges and formed a ragtag army and dared to say that he wanted to create a super boy group that was popular all over Asia." ”

"It seems that the ragtag army you mentioned is really popular all over Asia now!" Speaking of TVXQ, Tang Song is still very proud, after all, TVXQ has gone from being penniless to becoming popular today, almost single-handedly contributed to it.

Next, please enjoy the first program, "Jesus of the Earl of Oolong Mountain" from the second class of the 11th grade of the acting department. ”

At this time, the host on the stage began to announce the curtain, and the selection competition officially began!

The curtain on the stage slowly opened, and the protagonist Xie Crab played by Rong Dongsheng carried a black box, followed by a person dressed as a priest and walked to the center of the stage:

"I Xie Crab is such a father, you went to the United States to mix when I was two years old, I just heard that you mixed well, you died, I want to bury him!" looked at the cemetery salesman, "The grave seller, my second uncle likes luxury and hustle and bustle in his life, (holding a polite gesture forward) I have covered the entire tomb, and each tree is full of small speakers for me, and I play the sound of traffic 24 hours a day." This row of small lying graves for me to pull out, build a row of small simple sheds, ramen, barbecue, spicy hot. Here (zhei) side to give me a whole row of chengguan, nothing to do after them, running around my second uncle's grave circle, lively. ”

Rong Dongsheng is worthy of starring in CCTV dramas, and he held it at a critical time, and his wonderful performance also relieved the nervousness of other students.

Graveyard Salesman: Sir, you're going to have a lot of extra expenses.

Xie Crab: (slightly angry) The elders are gone, what's wrong with spending some money on the juniors?

Cemetery salesman: 481 square meters.

Xie Crab: (slightly stunned) What about the cheapest?

Cemetery salesman: forty-seven thousand.

Xie Crab: (turns around and walks towards the priest) How much inheritance did my second uncle leave me after he left?

Priest: Let me tell you this, your second uncle is abroad...... It was starved to death

The first burden shook out, when the priest said, "Your second uncle is abroad...... is starving to death", nearly 500 teachers and students at the scene suddenly burst into violent laughter. The audience, who had been inattentive at the beginning of the performance, also shifted their attention to the performance.

"Teacher Tang, this is the original script of your classmates, it's really funny!" Xu Xuan laughed so hard that tears came down from his eyes, giving Tang Song a new understanding of how low her laughter was.

"The script I wrote, my classmates have revised it according to the actual situation, and I don't know what it looks like now, but there is no change in the beginning.

"I'm looking forward to the next plot, and I hope the excitement can continue!"

The whole Earl of Wulong Mountain is divided into eight acts, with a total length of nearly 20 minutes, which can be regarded as a small drama, and the whole drama involves nearly 20 characters such as Xie Crab, the cemetery salesman, the priest, Qiu Tian, the policeman, the kidnapper, the hostage, the reporter, the security guard, Marilyn, etc., and the students of the second class even have a few roles to play.

The most important roles in the whole performance are Rong Dongsheng, Li Tongtong and several other students with certain acting skills, although the other students are insufficient, but under the series of these main roles, the whole performance is also full of jokes, so that the audience is a small laugh in half a minute, a big laugh in three minutes, from the beginning to the end of the performance, the laughter has not stopped at all.

"No, you are, your eyes are a pool of clear spring water, I want to stand on the tip of your nose and prick a fierce son;

However, I can't swim. Don't save me, don't save me! Let me stay in these clear eyes, oh no, save me, save me! Don't let my corpse cloudy your eyes. It's me~~~" Li Tongtong's exaggerated performance made Xu Xuan hold his stomach and laugh so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist.

Xu Xuan is definitely not the only one, Tang Song looked at it, and everyone was sitting with their waists straight, including those judges and teachers who were completely lost at the moment.